The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 806 Dali's Paper
Chapter 806 Dali's Paper
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"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei."
Xiang Yu returned to the apartment and went back to find Zhang Wei.
This guy fell asleep on the desk, with saliva all over the table. I don’t know what sweet dream he was having.
"Hmm~"
Zhang Wei sipped his saliva and looked up: "It's Xiang Yu? What's the matter?"
"There's something I need you to sort out here."
Xiang Yu knocked on the table to wake him up.
"What case?"
Zhang Wei suddenly became excited. Is there business coming?
Xiang Yu said helplessly: "It's about the blind date corner in the community, and I need you to do some work."
“Is this considered a community mediation case?”
"Okay, Yifei nodded."
Then Xiang Yu talked about the problems in the blind date corner, the complaint and the uncle and aunt’s thoughts.
Finally, Xiang Yu said: "If this continues, there will definitely be young residents complaining about this blind date corner. Although it was caused by their parents, it is absolutely possible that someone will put the blame on the community. After all, there are all kinds of birds in the forest~"
Zhang Wei scratched his head and said, "What should we do? We can't just cancel it."
Xiang Yu said lightly: "First, you can look for a place in the apartment that can be used as a new blind date corner, and do some work with those grandpas and aunts. See if we can set up an online blind date corner, we can just set up one in the forum section of our community."
Zhang Wei hesitated a little: "I can handle the first part, but I don't know how to do the forum part. What should I do?"
"Don't worry about it. I'll talk to Yifei."
Xiang Yu said calmly, this is just adding a section, it is actually simple and there should be no problem.
Doing this is not to provide convenience for the uncles and aunts, but mainly to provide convenience for the young people, or to shut them up, which is equivalent to letting them participate themselves, so that they will not complain about this and that, which will cause a lot of trouble.
"It's just a simple job and finding a place, right?"
Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, leave it to me."
Zhang Wei agreed very readily. It's not that he was helping others selflessly, but mainly because doing this would allow him to show his face in front of the residents and also serve as some advertising.
What’s more important is that Yifei nodded, so there will be some hard work fee.
Moreover, Zhang Wei usually relies on distributing flyers for advertising. This time, doing the work of the elderly is also an opportunity for him to show his face.
Besides, there were no cases on hand anyway, so Zhang Wei was quite happy to go.
Seeing that Zhang Wei agreed, Xiang Yu said that he would leave the matter to him, and mentioned in passing that he could go find Dali for help.
After all, Dali's new brain is much more useful.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.
As soon as Zhang Wei went out, he met Dali and Hu Qiang who were coming back from school.
Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed to ask, "Da Li, are you writing a paper on blind dates?"
Dali smiled and said, "Yes, Teacher Hu has already told me about the blind date corner. I just need to ask those blind daters for some opinions and do some field research."
Hu Qiang immediately said, "Da Li, I'll go with you."
Xiang Yu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Zhang Wei is going there soon, you can just follow him and take a look."
"Why is Zhang Wei going there?"
"Handle complaints~"
Zhang Wei quickly said: "Then let's go~"
"Row."
Dali is also a man of his words. After he said he would go to investigate, he immediately followed Zhang Wei.
Since Dali went with them, Hu Qiang followed too.
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The three of them came to the blind date corner in the community together. Zhang Wei and others rejected a bunch of blind date introductions from uncles and aunts and came in.
A fat lady's eyes lit up when she saw Zhang Wei.
"Ah! Fresh blood is here again! So handsome, hahahaha..."
At this moment, Zhang Wei and Hu Qiang both felt like they had become commodities on the shelves, and they felt uncomfortable all over.
"I just came to take a look, right? Got it~."
The fat lady touched Zhang Wei's arm, then touched Hu Qiang, and asked, "Hey, are you two brothers? No, are you father and son?"
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "No, I'm his uncle."
The fat lady thought to herself: She looks a bit old.
"How old are you, young man?"
The fat lady started asking questions to Hu Qiang.
"I'm still a student and just entered college." There's no chance for a student because he's too young.
The fat lady took out an A4 paper and introduced it to Zhang Wei: "Look at my daughter, she is years old."
Dali, who was taking notes nearby, asked in rapid succession, "Thirty-eight years old. Married? What is your education level? How much is your monthly salary?"
Hu Qiang whispered, "Is this your investigation question?"
Dali said as a matter of course: "Yes, I need to accumulate sample data first."
"Never married, bachelor's degree. My daughter is a broker, earning 50,000 yuan a month! She has fair skin, beautiful face and long flowing hair!"
After that, the fat auntie began to introduce herself familiarly.
Dali wondered, "Why can't you find a partner?"
"She was delayed by work. She was busy. My daughter is good in every way except that she is a little bit too strong."
The fat aunt smiled.
"Strong? 150?"
"180?"
The fat aunt smiled but said nothing.
Zhang Wei took one look and had to ask, "How does it compare to you?"
The fat lady patted Zhang Wei coquettishly and smiled, "You'll know after meeting her once."
Zhang Wei refused bluntly: "I'm afraid I'm not strong enough to guess your daughter's weight in front of her, so forget it."
Another auntie asked, "What do you do for a living?"
Hu Qiang immediately said: "My uncle is a lawyer."
When the fat aunt heard that Zhang Wei was a lawyer, she was so excited.
"Hello, lawyer! Lawyers should be very qualified. What's your zodiac sign? Are you married? What's your education level?"
"not me."
Dali said directly: "He was born in the Year of the Ox, has never been married, and has a bachelor's degree."
"Ok??"
Zhang Wei looked confused.
The thin lady smiled and said, "It's good to be born in the Year of the Ox. Your daughter is born in the Year of the Pig. Pigs and Ox are a good match."
Fat auntie, I’m not sure about his age.
"Which round is it? 85? 73? 61?!"
".Hehehe."
Zhang Wei smiled awkwardly, then pulled Dali to one side and asked anxiously, "Why are you so cooperative? Are you helping me with a blind date?"
"If you really make your intentions clear, everyone will scatter. Where can I collect data?"
Dali comforted him, "Don't worry, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about a virtual character model I built. It just sounds a lot like you."
"This is the first time I've heard cannon fodder described in such a high-sounding way."
Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Grandpas and aunties don't look down on students like me. I'm counting on you, uncle."
"Hey, being a lawyer should give you a good income, right?"
Zhang Wei also relaxed and prepared to say that he was an elite lawyer with an annual income of one million.
It's virtual anyway.
Dali said, "It's not stable. Sometimes I make money, and sometimes I can't make ends meet."
The fat lady's smile faded a little, but she still asked, "Are you spending money lavishly?"
Dali answered for Zhang Wei again: "It's a good idea. One time when it was hot, he passed by a vending machine and put a few coins in it."
"Choose the cheapest drink?"
"Then he pressed the refund button, and a few cold coins came out. He put them on his face and said it felt much cooler."
The fat lady's smile completely disappeared, and she could only say politely: "Ah~, uh, the lawyer is good at speaking, ah, he can coax people."
Hu Qiang smiled and said, "My uncle is the best at saying cheesy love words. Once, when he was playing rock-paper-scissors, he suddenly showed his fist and paper at the same time and said, 'You are my fist and paper.'"
The fat aunt completely lost interest in Zhang Wei.
"Your nephew is more straightforward, unlike you, who hesitates halfway through speaking, like a woman."
The fat lady, having lost interest, looked at Zhang Wei with disdain.
After saying that, the fat aunt and the thin aunt pushed Zhang Wei away and surrounded Hu Qiang.
"Hey, young man, what year are you in college? This is the information of Lao Zhang's daughter. Consider it. She has a bachelor's degree, an annual salary of 120,000 yuan, and owns a house and a car."
(End of this chapter)
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