The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 834 I'm Afraid of Pain
Curry Sauce hurriedly comforted her: "Don't be afraid, Meijia. We have prepared a small gift for each of us and put it inside."

"Really? Where? Where?"

Mika's eyes lit up.

Nuolan pointed to a string of beads and said, "Here, this is the black agate string that Yifei gave me. It is said that it can make wishes come true and bring good luck."

“If I wish for a pain-free birth, will it come true?”

Mika's eyes widened.

Dali thought for a moment and said, "Use it to knock yourself out, and maybe it won't hurt."

Mika: “.”

"Uh, Zhang Wei put up everyone's photos to give you spiritual strength."

Nuolan pointed at the photo album that Curry Sauce was holding with everyone's portraits on it, and said with a smile: "The photos can represent us accompanying you and supporting you."

Looking at everyone above, Meijia smiled warmly and took the photo.

“I didn’t expect him to be so considerate.”

Halfway through reading, Meijia's brows suddenly frowned.

"Wait! What do you mean by photos replacing you? Are you going to leave me alone in the delivery room?"

Dali said helplessly: "The delivery room is very private. No one except the husband can enter. There is nothing we can do."

"Well, Haitang also gave me a CD of music to calm your nerves. Uncle Shuai gave me a mouth guard, because he was worried that you might bite your tongue when giving birth. If you get bored, you can chew on the mouth guard to kill time. Sister Nuolan gave me a set of quilts and pillows for pregnant women. And Dali gave me your favorite scented candle."

The curry sauce showed it all off.

Meijia's smile froze, she looked at the candle and said sadly, "When I was a child, I heard storytellers say that when the candle goes out, the person is gone."

Just as Curry was about to put away the candles, Meijia asked, "Curry, what gift are you giving me?"

Curry put down the candle, took out a book, and said, "I put a book on advanced mathematics here. If you really feel pain, read it for a while. You will feel sleepy within a minute, and the pain will go away when you fall asleep."

"This is great. Finally, I have a decent gift."

Mika hugged the advanced mathematics book and smiled.
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"I, Hu Hansan, am back again."

It was obvious that Yifei was in a good mood at the moment.

Yifei just came in, followed by Zhang Wei and others. Ziqiao was shaking, and Hu Qiang and Zhao Haitang started shaking too. Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei also came in from behind.

When I came in, I saw Meijia and others sitting at the kitchen table.

Dali guessed: "Let me guess, the four of you held hands and were struck by lightning?"

"almost."

Looking at the people's sudden change in attitude, Mika was dumbfounded.

Yifei crossed her legs and said nonchalantly, "They insisted on experiencing the pain of childbirth. Well, they all got it right after just one try."

Xiang Yu said righteously: "It's not necessary, you forced us to experience it."

Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "Meijia, I'm sorry, I will take every exercise seriously in the future and will never give you a perfunctory treatment again."

Zhao Haitang echoed, "Yes, Sister Meijia, we promise to reduce your pain as much as possible."

Hu Qiang also immediately said: "I will take it seriously."

"Do you see it."

Yifei pointed at a few people and said, "Now they have realized their mistakes and are much more positive."

Looking at the trembling Ziqiao, Meijia asked worriedly, "Why can't Ziqiao speak?"

Yifei shrugged, "I was shocked twice and became stupid."

"what?"

"Oh, it's okay. The doctor said it's nothing serious. You just need to rest and it will be fine." Yifei waved her hand.

Meijia couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Is childbirth painful? How do you feel?"

"It hurts so much!"

Zhao Haitang almost cried.

Curry Sauce and Dali kept gesturing to Zhang Wei and the others, signaling them not to tell the truth, but the two of them couldn't help but close their eyes when they thought of the painful process before, and their faces became quite terrified. "This is a painful and long process."

Meijia asked anxiously, "So, Zhang Wei, does giving birth really hurt? What does it feel like?"

Zhao Haitang and Hu Qiang looked at each other and shook hands. "This feeling, at first, is like a durian walking in your stomach. Suddenly, this durian stepped on a banana peel. The durian was slippery and slippery. The thorns on the durian scratched your stomach and there was blood everywhere. Suddenly, this durian found the durian that threw the banana peel around, and the two durians started fighting. One held a red-hot iron rod, and the other held a large frozen ice stubble.

Two durians are fighting and fighting. The fight between the two durians attracted the durian police. The two durians are running in front, and the durian police are chasing behind. Your stomach feels like there are a lot of durians running around.

"and after?"

Mika showed fear on her face, but she still wanted to hear what happened next.

Zhao Haitang swallowed his saliva, still seeming to be frightened by the feeling: "I experienced level six labor pains, and then, I became like Brother Ziqiao."

Zhang Wei slapped him unconsciously, and Ziqiao then slowly yelled, "It hurts."

Meijia was so scared that she started to cry. Just by listening to him, she felt like her stomach was bleeding. "Does it really hurt that much?"

Xiang Yu had almost recovered and said stubbornly, "It feels good, but it was too sudden. I even got a certificate."

Meijia looked at the crumpled certificate that Zhang Wei took out of his pocket.

“Only over 2,000 people passed?”

Mika swallowed and suddenly saw the pain correspondence table on the back of the certificate.

Level 1, equivalent to a mosquito bite, can be ignored.

Level 2, surgery is performed after anesthesia and can be ignored.

Level 3, hair is pulled, tolerable.

Level 4, being slapped, pain.

Level 5: Like being beaten with a stick, very painful.

Level six, like nerve pain, unbearable.

Level 7, like a serious knife wound, very painful.

Level 8 causes limb disability and pain to the point of convulsions.

Level nine: pain in internal organs, so severe that one cannot straighten his back.

Level ten, labor pain, the highest level of pain.

Meijia really wanted to know how painful childbirth was, so she asked Xiang Yu, "Xiang Yu, you have experienced level 10 pain, what is the equivalent of labor pain?"

"That's it..."

Xiang Yu fell into deep thought.

If he says it doesn't hurt at all, then when Meijia gives birth, she will be completely unprepared.

But if I say it too seriously, it will probably scare Meijia.

So you can’t just say whether it hurts or not.

Xiang Yu compared it to this: "It's like when you have a stomachache and you should go to the toilet, but you have to hold it in, and then you can't poop, so you take some laxatives and drink hot water, but then you find that it doesn't work, so you give up and eat ice cream.

All in all, it’s a feeling that’s hard to describe in words.”

Mika tried hard to imagine.
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In the evening, Meijia pulled Nuolan aside and started to complain.

After listening to Mei Jia's exaggerated descriptions of the torture and painful expressions of several men experiencing labor pains, Nuolan gasped from time to time.

Meijia cried, "Why is it so painful for women to give birth?"

The more Meijia talked, the more frightened she became. The more frightened she became, the more she thought about this matter. It took Ziqiao a long time to calm down.

The key point is that Ziqiao is only level eight. If she were level ten or twelve, she doesn’t think her physique would be as good as Xiang Yu’s.

Nuolan thought about it and suddenly wondered, "Can't I get an epidural for a natural birth?"

Meijia said helplessly: "Of course I know, but there are conditions for painless injections. Not every pregnant woman is suitable for it. I'm afraid the doctor won't give it to me, and I'm also worried about the effects on the baby."

After Meijia said this, the number of people who were panicking increased from one to two, and Nuolan also started to panic.

(End of this chapter)