The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 836 Emergency Manual

3601, living room.

“Ready! Beep!”

Yifei whistled.

Ziqiao was fully armed, pushing his wheelchair, howling all the way, and sprinting from the bedroom to the door.

“Go~!!”

"9 seconds."

Glancing at the stopwatch, Yifei frowned and said, "Can't you speed up a little bit?"

When Ziqiao heard the number nine seconds, he clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Surpassed Bolt!"

Yifei said with a look of disdain: "Brother, she ran 100 meters in 9 seconds, and you ran 10 meters in 9 seconds. There is no comparison."

Zi Qiao panted and said, "Don't worry about these few seconds. After careful consideration, I found that waking people up is a waste of time. I came up with an invention."

"Oh?"

……

Ziqiao brought Yifei to the table, and saw eight screaming chickens on it.

"I asked Xiao Hei to modify these screaming chickens. Now all the chickens have remote controls."

Ziqiao picked up one of the screaming chickens and introduced it, "As long as I pinch this main chicken, all the sub-chickens in everyone else's room will scream."

As Ziqiao pinched the main chicken, the other chickens followed suit and started calling out.

"Oh~" x7
It was exactly the same as Ziqiao said.

"This way, I don't have to run to the next door or upstairs to wake everyone up. It can save at least ten seconds!"

Yifei nodded slightly and praised: "Well, you did a good job. After a little electric shock, your IQ has improved."

At this time, Dali pushed the door open and walked in.

"Sister Yifei, I have bound Sister Meijia's childbirth emergency manual."

“So thick?”

Ziqiao was a little surprised and took the emergency manual and started reading it.

Yifei said proudly, "I always like to be fully prepared in case of any eventuality. The emergency manual describes hundreds of possible situations. No matter what situation we encounter, we can look at the emergency manual and deal with it in an orderly manner."

Xiang Yun said: "Emergency 1: Big traffic jam!"

……

Emergency plan, big traffic jam.

"Help me!!"

Ziqiao pushed Meijia into the living room and shouted, "Oh no! Meijia is about to give birth!!"

"Don't panic, Meijia! Calm down!"

Dali ran downstairs and began to comfort Meijia.

Curry Sauce panicked and said, "Oh no! Oh no! There's a traffic jam outside!"

Yifei and Nuolan pushed the door open and said calmly: "Don't panic, we have an emergency plan. Give up the car and use the rickshaw!"

“Rickshaws are ready!”

Nolan pointed to the side.

"Driver No. 1, stand by!"

Xiang Yu appeared pulling a very old-fashioned rickshaw, dressed up as a rickshaw driver from the Republic of China.

"Replacement driver on standby!"

Zhang Wei, dressed similarly, stood behind.

Zhao Haitang was carrying two maternity bags. "Maternity bags, stand by!"

Ziqiao comforted her, "Meijia, it's okay. Yifei has prepared so well, you will definitely be able to give birth to the baby safely."

"Ok!"

Mika nodded.

"Go, go, go!"

To be honest, I didn’t feel nervous at all during the traffic jam exercise.

……

Dali smiled and raised his phone. "I have calculated the three fastest rickshaw routes to the hospital and have sent them to the group."

Ziqiao couldn't help but complain: "I have no objection to this plan, but why was the performance just now so contrived?"

“Focus on the point.”

Xiang Yu read: "Emergency 2: Extreme weather!"

……

Emergency Plan, Great Flood.

“My water broke!!”

Ziqiao pushed Meijia into the living room again and shouted, "Oh no! Meijia is about to give birth!!"

Dali came running down from upstairs and comforted her again: "Don't panic, Meijia, calm down!"

Curry Sauce panicked and said, "Oh no! Oh no! It rained heavily just now and the ground is flooded!" Yifei and Nuolan pushed the door open. "Don't panic, we have an emergency plan! Give up the car and use the kayak!"

“Kayaks in place!”

Nolan pointed to the side.

"Captain, take your position!"

Xiang Yu was wearing a life jacket and holding a rowing paddle.

Zhang Wei was wearing a straw raincoat, dressed as a retro boatman from the deep mountains and forests, holding a wooden oar.

"Crew uh boatman number one stand by!"

"Maternity bag on standby!"

Zhao Haitang was carrying two delivery bags.

Ziqiao grabbed Meijia's hand and comforted her: "Meijia, it's okay. Yifei is so well prepared, you will definitely be able to give birth to the baby safely!"

……

"What a mess this is. You think Meijia hasn't had enough disasters, right?"

Ziqiao was speechless. He flipped to the back of the emergency manual and complained, "Well, I can tolerate the first part, but look at this. What should I do if a zombie outbreak occurs during childbirth? Are you serious?"

Dali smiled and said, "This is what I suggested. Scientific research shows that in the past hundred years, the possibility of humans being infected with the virus and mutating into zombies is still quite high."

Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Dali and continued flipping.

"Oh, that's too much. Terminator outbreaks, alien invasions, and World War III are also shown by scientific research?"

If these dangers happen, it would be the end of the world. Why go to the hospital?

Yifei shrugged and said indifferently: "It's better to be prepared. There is no guarantee of what will happen in the future."

"Hmm? Meijia's contingency plan for childbirth, and Qiao's son is not there? What the hell is this?"

Yifei crossed her arms and stared at Ziqiao, "What if you get drunk somewhere at the critical moment? I have to be prepared in advance."

Ziqiao is not in this article.

“I’m giving birth!!”

Hu Qiang pushed Meijia to the living room and shouted, "Oh no! Meijia is about to give birth!!"

"Don't panic, Meijia! Calm down!"

Dali ran down to comfort her.

Curry Sauce ran in from the balcony and shouted, "Oh no, oh no! There's a huge traffic jam outside and it's raining heavily. There were zombies in the water just now, and the sky is full of UFOs and Terminators! An atomic bomb just passed over the apartment!"

Yifei ran in, "It's okay, we have an emergency plan!"

Nuolan yelled, "Spaceship standby!"

Wu Yue shouted: "The pilot is in position."

Zhang Wei, dressed in a mixed outfit, including a space suit, shouted, "The spacecraft is taking off."

Xiang Yu quickly ran to Meijia and comforted her gently: "Meijia, it's okay. Yifei is so well prepared, you will definitely be able to give birth to the baby safely."

"Ok!"

Mika nodded touchedly.

……

"Why is it Xiang Yu who comforts Meijia?!"

Ziqiao suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

Dali explained: "According to experimental reports, when people see someone with good looks, they feel happy, relaxed and less nervous."

Zi Qiao said helplessly: "Every plan has a record of my absence. Am I so unreliable?"

Yifei said calmly: "Just in case, I have also made a plan for when I am not around."

"Have it?"

Ziqiao hurried to look.

……

After seeing the plan without Yifei, Ziqiao felt bad.

"Yifei is gone, and I'm not the commander-in-chief, so why did you knock me out?"

"It's such a big deal. I'm afraid you'll get too concerned and no one can calm you down."

Yifei acted as if knocking you out was for your own good.

Zi Qiao said angrily: "You underestimate me too much."

Yifei said disdainfully, "Oh, whenever a major incident occurs, you are always the one stirring up trouble! I won't list them one by one, you know the reasons."

Ziqiao said with a bitter face: "Those were all accidents. I am no longer the same person I used to be. I have changed a lot!"

"I made an emergency plan. Although knocking you out was a bit cruel and inhumane, I did it for your own good and for the greater good, right? Be good, keep practicing pushing your wheelchair, and think about other new inventions like a remote-controlled screaming chicken."

After saying this perfunctorily, everyone strode away.

Ziqiao was left alone with a depressed look on his face.

……

(End of this chapter)