The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 852 Crazy Zi Qiao
Chapter 852 Crazy Zi Qiao
While Meijia was explaining her condition, Ziqiao was controlling everyone next door through his cell phone.
"Yifei, did the baby pee? Listen to my instructions. Dali, prepare warm water to wash the baby's butt. Yifei, take the doll and practice changing diapers with me. Curry sauce, be ready to take pictures of the baby's poop at any time!"
“He watched”
Jason looked at Ziqiao's fashionable outfit, hesitated for a moment and said puzzledly: "It's okay, at least the hairstyle is very exquisite and tasteful."
“Oh, this is a wig.”
Meijia smiled and grabbed Ziqiao's afro.
Jason raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise, "You're so tired that all your hair fell out?"
"Ha~yawn."
At this time, Ziqiao yawned sleepily, then picked up a bottle of Liushen floral water, unscrewed it and poured it into his mouth.
Meijia quickly grabbed Ziqiao and shouted, "Ouch! You can't drink this, this is for rubbing!"
"Oh."
Ziqiao nodded, then picked up the floral water and sprinkled it on his head. For a moment, the floral water splashed everywhere like flowers from the sky.
“Refreshing!”
Jason's eyes lit up. It was the right taste.
……
Jason changed a medical record and asked Ziqiao, "What's your name?"
Ziqiao began to pour out his heart to Jason and couldn't stop.
"I was stunned when the child was born. My little white dragon in the waves actually became a father. This is something I had never thought about before. Doctor, do you want to see Xiao Xiaobu's photo?"
Ziqiao took out his cell phone and was about to hand it to Jason, but suddenly put it back.
"Hey, do you think I should do a part-time job at night? I can earn more money to support my kids. Oh! I forgot to bring you a gift."
Jason reacted calmly to Ziqiao's chatterbox and kept smiling.
Zi Qiao was talking about something else, totally unrelated.
"Doctor, which one do you think is more profitable, selling cold noodles or stinky tofu? Oh, right! I heard that street vendors are easily bullied.
"Will Xiao Xiao Bu be bullied when she grows up? If anyone dares to bully her, I will kill him! Yawn~ Oh~ No! I can't sleep, I must hold on, I want to be a good father."
Ziqiao slapped himself in the face, regained consciousness, and changed the subject, asking, "Hey, doctor, do you have children? You don't have three children, do you? It seems that all psychiatrists have three children."
"stop!"
Jason couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted, "I just asked you what your name was."
"My name is."
Ziqiao thought about it for a moment, and then answered with absolute certainty: "Xiao Xiaobu's father!"
Mika sighed helplessly.
Meijia, who was beside Jason, asked, "Why don't you tell me what happened to your husband after you gave birth?"
"He was quite normal in the first few days, but then he became more and more crazy. These past two days, he stayed by the child's side every day and refused to sleep. I don't know what's wrong with him."
Mika looked helpless.
Ziqiao retorted: "I call this a sense of responsibility. It's a lot to raise you and your daughter. Hey, why don't you go back? I miss Xiao Xiaobu."
After saying that, Ziqiao was about to get up and leave.
"Oh, she's right next door, no way, sit down right now!!"
Meijia pulled Ziqiao back to the sofa and said with a sullen face, "The doctor has the final say on whether there is a problem or not. You just stay here quietly." Ziqiao had no choice but to stay for a while.
Jason, who had been observing Ziqiao, asked, "Is there anything else unusual about him?"
"There seems to be something wrong with my eyes."
Before Meijia finished her words, Ziqiao was eager to prove it to Jason.
"Hey, doctor, let me tell you, my baby can glow! From the first time I saw her, she exuded a soft and hopeful light. When she opened her eyes, they sparkled with curiosity. When she stretched out her hands, there was a warm light in her hands. Even when she farted, there was a colorful light!"
Meijia looked worried and asked, "Isn't he in the late stage of astigmatism?"
"It may also be that you have too many fluorescent lights installed in your home."
Jason comforted Ziqiao, "In fact, if you rest well, you can take better care of the children."
Ziqiao shook his hand and said firmly: "Look at those movies and TV shows. Who of the gold medal dads sleeps? Dads don't need to rest! Those who rest are not good fathers!"
Mika: "They just didn't film the sleeping scene."
"I can't sleep. The world is dangerous. I must protect little Bu!"
Ziqiao turned around and talked to Jason again, "Hey, doctor, tell me in detail, which one is more profitable, selling grilled cold noodles or selling stinky tofu? And let me tell you, my daughter's fart! You must have never seen it in your life, the light is colorful, just like a rainbow fart, yes! Rainbow fart......"
Jason was speechless, it was totally impossible to communicate.
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next door.
In order to get Ziqiao to cooperate, Xiao Xiaobu was temporarily taken care of by everyone.
Only half an hour later, Dali and Yifei collapsed on the sofa due to exhaustion.
Xiang Yu and Nuolan took over and continued to coax the baby, but it was useless, the baby was still crying.
In the end, it was Zhang Wei who managed to take care of the baby.
Finally, after much effort, Xiao Xiaobu was coaxed into submission, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah~ I didn't expect that one of us, a master's degree holder and a doctorate holder, couldn't handle a little baby, but you, a grown man, actually managed to coax her."
Yifei now sincerely admires Zhang Wei.
She already thought the woman was unreasonable, but she didn't expect the baby to be even more unreasonable. There was nothing wrong, he just cried and couldn't be coaxed.
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "It should be because Zhang Wei's hairstyle is the same as Zi Qiao's, so the baby is more likely to accept it."
Zhang Wei smiled proudly and continued to tease little Bu in the crib.
At this time, Ziqiao and Meijia finally walked in from 3602. Ziqiao trotted to the crib and said, "Little Bu, do you miss your daddy? Daddy is here. Come, daddy will take you to sleep. Call daddy, daddy~~"
Ziqiao picked up the stroller and walked out.
Dali complained: "I estimate that the number of times that Old Bull calls Little Bull daddy should exceed the number of times Little Bull calls Old Bull daddy in his life."
Ziqiao acted as if he didn't hear anything, with only his baby in his eyes.
Looking at Ziqiao's back, Nuolan couldn't bear it and said, "Ziqiao's problem seems to be getting worse?"
Meijia was originally very happy, but when she saw the looks on Yifei and Dali's faces, she was immediately shocked: "Why do you look like you just finished a 10,000-meter run?"
"Babies are so scary. The little cloth is like pollen particles in a water solution, doing irregular Brownian motion every moment. The little cloth is like Schrödinger's cat. You never know if there is poop in the diaper until you take it off."
"What is she saying?"
Mika didn't understand at all.
Curry Sauce said excitedly: "I didn't understand, but it's quite fun to take care of children. Look, little Bu is so cute."
Yifei complained feebly: "Nonsense, Dali and I were the ones changing diapers, and all you knew was taking pictures."
(End of this chapter)
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