The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 855 Naming
Chapter 855 Naming
At this time, Ziqiao came over.
"When I was taking care of Xiao Xiaobu, I got a burst of inspiration and thought of a few names. Please give me some suggestions." As he said this, he showed the white paper in his hand to everyone.
Looking at the empty white paper, everyone was stunned.
Zhao Haitang was surprised and asked, "Xiao Xiaobu's name is Lu Baiban?"
Ziqiao looked down at the blank paper and was immediately shocked. "Huh? Weird, I clearly wrote it. Oh, I took the wrong one."
Having said that, Ziqiao turned around and went back to get the paper.
Dali frowned and whispered, "Old Bu's problem is getting worse and worse. His memory is declining. We must find a way to let him rest."
Xiang Yu raised his hand and said, "I can knock him out."
Mika quickly shook her head, it was too cruel.
Curry Sauce suggested: "Hey, why don't we take Uncle downstairs to have a drink? It's easier to fall asleep after drinking, and when you fall asleep, you won't think about the children."
"good idea."
Everyone unanimously agreed with this method.
"Well, I didn't find it. Maybe I didn't write it. No, the child's name is still not settled, and the birth certificate is not issued. What should I do?"
Ziqiao was extremely anxious.
"Ahem~ Ziqiao~"
Yifei saw the opportunity and said, "We need some alcohol to inspire some inspiration. Let's go to the bar tonight and have a drink, and then we can come up with a good name."
"Yes, yes, honey, I've always wanted to throw you the ultimate daddy party, why not do it tonight."
Meijia immediately created a party.
Ziqiao refused without hesitation: "No, I'm leaving, what about the child? Also, in the novel I read, it was because of dad drinking."
Zhang Wei hurriedly stood up and interrupted Ziqiao.
"Oh, the content of this novel is so fascinating. If we talk about it here, it will disturb the baby. Let's go to the bar. Ah, let's drink and talk. You can tell us the content of this novel."
Everyone nodded in unison.
Zi Qiao took one look and said with a smile, "Aren't you guys not interested in the novel I read?"
Dali immediately made up an excuse: "The names in the novels are carefully conceived. We wanted to test whether listening to you read the novels would help us choose the names."
"You guys are really thoughtful."
Ziqiao suddenly frowned and said worriedly, "But if I leave, who will take care of the child?"
"Let Dali take care of it. She is more careful and very reliable."
Xiang Yu pointed at Dali.
Dali said with refusal: "I~can't."
Yifei patted Dali's leg.
Dali quickly changed the topic and said, "Unless you give me the instruction manual."
"Greatly? Okay, but it would be better if Zhang Wei could lend a hand."
Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's arm and pulled him aside.
"Zhang Wei, I shouldn't have left, but naming a child is also a very important matter. Tonight, the baby will be handed over to you. You are my best friend."
Zhang Wei said seriously: "Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of Xiao Xiaobu for you."
"Taking care of little Boo comes second."
Ziqiao said fiercely: "If Dali comes to steal the child, promise me that you will help me beat her to death!"
Zhang Wei was startled, glanced at Ziqiao, and asked with his eyes: "Are you serious?"
Ziqiao nodded heavily.
Zhang Wei turned his head and glanced at Dali lying on the sofa.
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "How about this, Nuolan can't drink, so stay."
Hu Qiang raised his hand and said, "I'll help too." Ziqiao nodded slightly. The more people who stayed, the safer it would be.
"Alright, I won't change my clothes, let's finish this quickly."
"Okay, let's go~"
Everyone got up and went out. In Ziqiao's current state, he would definitely feel sleepy and fall asleep after drinking.
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Meijia's bedroom.
"Wow wow wow..."
Little Bu kept crying. Zhang Wei held her and looked at Dali who was hiding far away. He said helplessly: "Dali, you don't have to be like this. This is a child, not an atomic bomb. Why are you hiding so far away?"
Dali hugged Hu Qiang's arm with a look of fear and said, "An atomic bomb has a formula and principle. A baby is much more terrifying. It can explode at any time. Such a small body can make a buzzsaw-like cry for hours. This is completely inconsistent with the law of conservation of energy."
Zhang Wei turned and stared at Hu Qiang and asked, "Hu Qiang, why are you hiding so far away?"
Hu Qiang smiled and said, "I think Dali needs me more than Xiao Xiaobu right now."
Zhang Wei gently patted the baby's back and said helplessly: "Oh, it's not as scary as you say. Look how cute she is when she cries. Hug her."
"I'll hug you."
Nuolan reached out and took the small piece of cloth.
"Hey! Don't come over here!"
Dali pulled Hu Qiang back quickly and said nervously, "Keep a safe distance of three meters."
Nuolan smiled and took a step forward, and Dali took a step back.
Nuolan gently patted Xiao Xiaobu's back, put the baby in the crib, and tried to coax Xiao Xiaobu to sleep.
Zhang Wei took out a small dinosaur toy and started teasing Xiao Xiaobu.
"Listen carefully to the sound of her crying. It's rhythmic, loud and piercing. She must be bored and wants someone to play with her."
Nuolan was a little skeptical and asked, "Really?"
At this time, little Bu miraculously stopped crying.
Dali listened to their discussion and thought it was amazing: "How did you do it? You could actually understand why she was crying?"
"It's not too difficult~"
Zhang Wei touched his chin and said, "Just take care of them a few more times. When I was in an orphanage before, I helped take care of babies. After taking care of children many times, I will naturally understand.
And the baby will remember the smell of the person who often holds her, and will cry less in the arms of a familiar person. "
Seeing that the baby had stopped crying, Dali wanted to get closer, but after taking two steps, the baby suddenly started crying again.
"Wow wow wow..."
Dali said a little frustrated: "The baby cries when I get close to her. Did I do something wrong? Does she not like me?"
Hu Qiang quickly comforted him: "It's normal for a baby to cry. Maybe he just hasn't gotten familiar with you yet."
Hu Qiang took the dinosaur toy from Zhang Wei and handed it to Dali, looking at her with encouraging eyes.
Dali plucked up the courage to take the toy dinosaur to tease Xiao Xiaobu, but the more he teased her, the louder she cried. In the end, Dali had no choice but to run away in fear.
"Oh, she's crying again."
Nuolan asked nervously, "Is the baby hungry, or does he need a diaper change?"
"The cry sounded a bit like begging. The sound was neither too loud nor too soft, neither too fast nor too slow. The baby must be hungry."
As he spoke, Zhang Wei went to get the bottle and prepared to feed the baby.
Dali asked in an almost worshipful tone: "You also understand baby talk? Can you teach me?"
"Baby talk is a very profound subject, but I have a little trick."
Zhang Wei began to act pretentiously.
[Zhang Wei: One-minute baby talk crash course, the secret is to guess. Babies cry because they are hungry, full, sleepy, wet, hot, cold, or bored. As long as you are patient and use the process of elimination, you can always guess right.]
(End of this chapter)
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