The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 923 I’ll order takeout now to make you envious!
Chapter 923 I’ll order takeout now to make you envious!
"What a small snack!"
Looking at the mini cucumber in his hand, Hu Qiang was stunned and asked, "Da Li, where did you find such a short and compact cucumber?"
Dali explained: "I asked my classmates from the Agricultural College for it."
Zhao Haitang was puzzled and asked, "Aren't the cucumbers from the Agricultural College supposed to be big and long?"
Dali said calmly, "The big and long ones are his graduation works, and he is not allowed to pick them."
Curry Sauce said with a sad face, "But if everyone eats one, they will starve to death, right?"
"One for each person? Who said that?"
Dali's face was full of disbelief.
There was a glimmer of hope in Curry's eyes.
If the quantity is large, it’s not a bad thing, as long as it fills your stomach.
Dali took out a knife and a ruler and cut the two mini cucumbers into four pieces.
Then he said, "Curry, two centimeters, Xiaoqiang, two centimeters, Haitang and I, one centimeter each. We eat six centimeters per meal, two meals a day, eight cucumbers for two days, perfect."
Xiang Yu, Yifei and Meijia, who were watching, looked at each other.
Dali used mathematics to perfectly solve the distribution problem, but he never considered the problem of failure.
"Hmm~"
Yifei and Meijia took a bite of the cherry whipped cream and sighed.
Curry Sauce's mouth was watering instantly, and he asked with envy, "Is it delicious?"
Yifei said calmly: "It tastes smooth and sweet but not greasy."
Saliva flowed out of their mouths again, and the three of them looked at Meijia again.
“It melts in your mouth.”
After Mika finished speaking, she took another bite of the cream.
Yifei also commented: "The sour and sweet cherries are very refreshing when paired with cream, and the sour taste creates a more layered taste."
Mika thought for a moment and continued, "It melts in your mouth."
Xiang Yu said to Mei Jia: "Give me a bowl."
Yifei said: "Well, in fact, the process of making whipped cream is the process of finding a balance point. It won't work if the time is too long or too short. Just like building self-confidence, we must find the balance point between life, career and love in order to become an elegant and independent woman."
Meijia hesitated for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Would you like to have a bowl too?"
Hu Qiang was speechless and said, "It's really easy to tell the difference between a cultured foodie and an uncultured foodie."
Curry Sauce pointed at the whipped cream and said sadly: "If there is an afterlife, I would rather exchange a whole truck of cucumbers for the whipped cream on the other side!"
Zhao Haitang picked up his cucumber and said through gritted teeth, "I'm going to finish eating this myself, even if I cry!"
"Boss, can you give me a little more nutrition allowance when you pay me later?"
Curry sauce looked pitiful.
Hu Qiang silently picked up the cucumber, threw it into his mouth, tasted it, and said with emotion: "It melts in your mouth."
"Hmm~"
Mika exclaimed, "It melts in your mouth."
……
At night, Zhao Haitang was so hungry that he couldn't sleep, so he secretly opened the refrigerator and found a sticky note there.
It contained a list of the various items in the refrigerator.
Zhao Haitang looked at the sticky note and complained, "Why is my husband so miserable?"
Suddenly a voice came from behind: "You should be glad that you are not a live-in son-in-law, otherwise you will be even worse off."
"Damn, it's so scary in the middle of the night, Lawyer Zhang, don't you know that scaring others can kill them?"
Zhao Haitang looked back and saw Zhang Wei suddenly appear behind her wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas.
Zhang Wei complained speechlessly, "You guys are just playing some simulated family game. I just wanted to have some instant noodles as a midnight snack, but Dali said that he was doing an experiment these two days and the things in the refrigerator had to be distributed according to the plan. He was afraid that I would give the instant noodles to you guys. What did I do to offend anyone?"
"There's nothing I can do. Dali is just so rigorous."
After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, his face suddenly changed and he asked, "Wait, Lawyer Zhang, from what you just said, it seems that you have been a live-in son-in-law."
"It was almost, but I didn't marry into the family." "Then how do you know that live-in sons-in-law are even worse off? Lawyer Zhang, please tell me so that I can collect some life materials."
"I said it because I almost did it that year."
Zhang Wei's tone was a little emotional as he told Zhao Haitang about the past.
Zhao Haitang took out a small notebook and said, "The status of a live-in son-in-law in the family is generally very low. He can't compare with his son at all. Moreover, most live-in sons-in-law are incompetent and are looked down upon by their mother-in-law, wife, and the whole family. In order to ensure their status in the family, they must always look at the faces of their family members and do things that others are unwilling to do."
Zhang Wei: "Believe it or not, I'll order a takeaway right now to make you crave it!!!"
"A takeaway costs at least twenty dollars. Are you willing to spend that?"
-
The next morning.
Xiang Yu was holding Xiao Xiaoyu in the sun. When he passed by the balcony, he saw Dali staring at his mobile phone.
Xiang Yu leaned over to take a look out of curiosity. On his phone was the stock market index.
and……
It doesn't look like things are going well.
"Dali, did you buy stocks?"
Xiang Yu moved closer and looked carefully: "Why are they all falling?"
Dali did buy stocks.
At the beginning of the simulated family, Dali chose to buy stocks to prove that there was no problem with his financial plan.
And if you buy stocks today, you can get profits tomorrow.
According to her financial plan, apart from the 800 yuan for daily expenses, the remaining 1,200 yuan should all be invested to increase family assets.
but
Things are not going well right now.
She was very confident in her financial plan, but she lost all the money in just one day. How could she say this?
Seeing that Dali didn't say anything, Xiang Yu asked curiously, "How much compensation?"
Dali took a look and said, "It's not a lot. I lost more than a hundred."
Xiang Yu asked curiously, "You invested 1,200 yuan in stocks, and if you made less, you wouldn't even make enough for the handling fee. How did you manage to lose so much?"
Dali said stubbornly: "Maybe it will go back up in the afternoon."
-
PM, 3602.
Curry Sauce is holding a magazine. In the old days, people would draw pictures to satisfy their hunger, but nowadays, Curry Sauce can fill his stomach by looking at pictures.
I didn’t have enough curry sauce for lunch, and I almost ate the picture.
At this time, Zhao Haitang ran in with a sneaky look on his face.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhao Haitang first glanced around, then came to the curry sauce, took out a piece of fried pork chop, and asked with a smile: "Girl, look, what is this?"
Curry Sauce shouted in surprise: "Pork cutlet!!"
"Shh~, don't let your mother hear, eat quickly."
Zhao Haitang quickly raised his finger, signaling Curry Sauce to lower his voice.
"I will definitely not leave any traces. I promise to eat even the bones!"
"It's up to you, cruel, hehehe..."
The smile on Zhao Haitang's face at this moment was very much like the smile of a father showing his love for his daughter.
"Where are the pork chops?"
Dali's voice suddenly came from behind.
The two turned their heads and saw that Hu Qiang and Dali had appeared at some point.
Zhao Haitang was stunned for a moment, then said seriously: "What a coincidence, when I came back, this pork chop was lying at the door, and it didn't look like a dream at all."
"Yes, it must be that my father helped an old lady cross the road. His unsuccessful attempt to do good deeds moved the Pork Chop God, so he gave us this reward."
Curry Sauce nodded in agreement.
But no one believed me when I told them about curry sauce.
Hu Qiang rolled his eyes and said indignantly: "Then you should buy a few more pieces too. Are you going to continue to be partial to me?"
"Zhao Haitang, I'm very disappointed in you!"
Dali was already angry. If the simulated family was regarded as an experiment, then Zhao Haitang's move was equivalent to not washing the beaker in the laboratory.
(End of this chapter)
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