Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.
Chapter 318 1 Stand to the end! My sister-in-law is pretty enough
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“What you cannot do does not mean that others cannot do it. Facts speak louder than words!”
Wu Youde said lightly.
Le Wenyuan, who had just taken two steps, immediately stood there and suddenly turned around to look at Wu Youde.
This is a paragraph, not the few common curse words just now.
Moreover, when Wu Youde spoke this passage, he spoke very fluently, without any problems such as lag or unclear pronunciation. The most important thing is that his grammar and word pronunciation were correct.
At least, Le Wenyuan himself couldn't tell anything wrong.
This is unusual!
Wu Youde looked at Le Wenyuan with a smile and asked lightly: "Can you understand what I said?"
"What you can't do doesn't mean others can't do it. Facts speak louder than words." Le Wenyuan said.
Wu Youde nodded and said with a smile: "It's not bad. It seems that your study abroad was not in vain."
Just kidding, my buddy has passed CET-4 or CET-6 after all, okay?
Besides, are you guys watching all those European and American movies for nothing?
When we watched movies back then, we all watched the original soundtrack!
Isn’t it just a piece of cake to say a few sentences in English just to show off?
Le Wen was far from calm. Wu Youde's fluent English allowed him to find nothing to question, but it was really hard for him to believe what the other party said.
Thinking that the facts spoken by Wu Youde speak louder than words, he thought for a moment and said, "Okay, since you said you have never studied abroad, your understanding of foreign countries is deeper and more than mine!
How about I test you? dare? "
Wu Youde smiled and said lightly: "What is there to be afraid of?
However, what if it turns out that what I said is true and you sit in a well and look at the sky? "
Le Wenyuan was not stupid. He immediately asked: "Then what if it turns out that you are just talking and boasting?"
Wu Youde smiled and said, "I'll give you a hundred yuan."
one hundred?
If it were someone else, Le Wenyuan would have accepted it.
But this is Wu Youde. He spent more than 2,600 yuan on medicinal materials in the morning. This guy is very rich!
One hundred yuan is a lot to others, but to him, it is nothing.
It doesn’t hurt or itch, how boring!
Le Wenyuan shook his head, "One hundred is too little, one thousand!"
Wu Youde glanced at him, nodded with a smile, and said lightly: "If it works, it's up to you, it's up to you!
If I lose, I’ll give you one thousand.
If you lose..."
"I'll give you a thousand too!" Le Wenyuan said.
"it is good!"
Wu Youde agreed immediately.
I didn’t expect to get a windfall today, and there’s quite a lot of it. This is really a beautiful thing!
Is it possible to lose a windfall?
Wu Youde never thought about it, he thought it was impossible!
He is a person who has experienced the information explosion. He surfs the Internet every day. Is there anything he has never seen or heard?
How could I be stumped by this guy who just stayed abroad for a few years? This is no joke!
Le Wenyuan looked around and said, "It's too noisy here. It's not a place to talk. Let's change places."
Wu Youde is capable of everything.
At that moment, the two of them left Liulichang and didn't go far. They found a teahouse next to Liulichang and asked for a private room.
As soon as I sat down,
Tea wasn't served yet, but Le Wenyuan couldn't wait any longer. He sat there with a little excitement on his face, and started thinking about how to take the exam...
"Let's first define a scope and set some rules." Wu Youde said.
He was a little worried that this guy would be unconvinced and ask endless questions in the end, which would be uncomfortable.
Does he have to answer all of the thousands of questions he asks?
"OK, no problem!"
Le Wenyuan's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "That's good, there are no rules."
He thought for a while and then said: "Well, let me ask you ten questions. If you can answer them all correctly, then you are considered great!"
"呲流~~"
Wu Youde picked up the tea, took a sip, and stretched out his right hand to signal for permission.
"Ok!"
Le Wenyuan twisted his butt, his face became serious, and he said in a deep voice: "Listen up, the first question, I'll keep it simple...
What is the name of the current British emperor? "
Huh?
Wu Youde was delighted. This guy was a bit of a thief, and he deliberately dug holes.
He said calmly: "Britain has no emperor, only a king, and the current king of Britain is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor.
Known as Elizabeth II, she is a woman. "
Le Wenyuan opened his mouth and was very surprised: "Do you know her full name?"
"Is there anything strange about this?"
Wu Youde said lightly: "I also know her English name...Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor."
After saying that, he said silently in his heart, not only do I know her English name, I also know when she died and why.
Le Wenyuan swallowed, "Okay, then the second question."
"Then Elizabeth II...what was the name of the last British king?"
Le Wenyuan felt that the reason why Wu Youde knew who the current King of England was was because he saw it on the radio or in the newspaper.
Because Elizabeth II just became king last year.
Such a major event should be published in domestic newspapers.
While reporting, he might also report the death of the previous king. To be on the safe side, he asked the previous king.
Wu Youde didn't know about his little thoughts.
When he heard the question, he thought for a moment and said: "The last king of Elizabeth II was George VI..."
"I'm asking about the previous one, not the previous one." Le Wenyuan said.
Immediately, he laughed and said proudly: "Don't you know? Hahaha..."
"The last king was Edward VIII, Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David."
Wu Youde took a sip of tea and sighed: "You said this foreigner has such a long name, how tiring it is to talk about it!"
Le Wenyuan: "..."
Seeing that Le Wenyuan was silent, Wu Youde smiled and said, "Hey? Why don't you speak? Did I answer this question correctly?"
"...Well, that's right."
Le Wenyuan's eyelids kept twitching. He took a breath and said in a deep voice: "The third question is, where is the capital of the United Kingdom?"
"London."
"Question 4: Where is the capital of the United States?"
"Washington."
“What language do Americans speak?”
"English."
Le Wenyuan's mouth twitched and he frowned at Wu Youde, "Are you sure? What Americans speak is called English?"
"I am very sure."
Wu Youde glanced at him and said with a smile: "Do you need me to explain to you why?
If I need to explain, this is the sixth question. "
Le Wenyuan nodded, "Okay, you go ahead."
Wu Youde smiled and said: “The United States was once a British colony and later gained independence through the North American Revolutionary War.
The early residents of the United States were mainly of British descent, descendants of other European countries, and black Africans who were trafficked to the United States.
Africa has long been a British colony, and most people there speak English.
Have I explained it clearly enough? "
Le Wenyuan was noncommittal. He picked up the cup and took a sip of tea. He put it down and said in a deep voice: "Question 7, what are the Japanese's favorite flowers?"
Hey, another country.
Wu Youde laughed and said: "Sakura."
Le Wenyuan: "..."
"There are three questions left. You can ask some difficult ones. It's okay. The harder the better!" Wu Youde encouraged with a smile.
Le Wenyuan: "..."
He picked up the cup again and took several sips of tea this time.
"Is London in the south or north of England? What is the name of Elizabeth II's husband? What is the largest river in the United States?"
Wu Youde felt as if he was standing on a "one stop to the end" stage, with Le Wenyuan in front of him as the host.
This made him feel slightly absurd...
But after thinking about it for a moment, I completely understood.
Le Wenyuan has been to these countries before. He understands the geography and humanities of these countries, as well as the situation in the country. The questions he asks are actually very targeted and can test himself.
Wu Youde smiled and said unhurriedly: "London is in the south of England, to the east, southeast to be precise.
Queen Elizabeth II's husband is Prince Philip, his name is Philip Mountbatten.
The largest river in the United States is the Mississippi River. "
Le Wen's face was ashen from afar. He clenched a fist with one hand and held the teacup tightly with the other, speechless.
"How is it? You should have answered everything correctly, right?" Wu Youde asked with a smile.
Le Wenyuan: "..."
"I'm willing to admit defeat and take the money." Wu Youde smiled brightly.
Le Wenyuan gritted his teeth, then gritted his teeth again, reluctantly, "Don't worry, I will definitely give you the money."
Wu Youde stretched out his hand, "Then bring it."
Le Wenyuan: "..." Le Wenyuan looked ugly and whispered: "You give me two days of grace, I... I don't have that much money now."
Wu Youde didn't take this trick, he sneered: "Don't be kidding me, your father donated a plane to Tongrentang Young Master last year!
Now you say you don’t even have a thousand dollars? "
"Tongrentang does not belong to my family. My three uncles' families also have a share in it. The plane was paid for by everyone."
Le Wenyuan looked at Wu Youde and said with a smile: "Old Wu, don't look at me because I dress like a dog. I came back from studying abroad, but I really don't have any family background.
One thousand yuan... If you give me two days' grace, I will definitely give you a penny later. I will never default on your debt! "
Wu Youde squinted at him, thought for a while, and said: "It's okay if you don't have money, then you can give me the medicinal materials, the same ones I bought in the morning, and you can get me a thousand yuan."
There are so many medicinal materials in your store, you can’t just say they are gone, right? "
"No, no, this won't work!"
Le Wenyuan shook his head like a rattle, refused again and again, and said seriously: "There are many things in the store, and they are all archived in the public school. I don't dare to steal them.
If this is discovered, my father will beat me to death! "
Wu Youde was a little impatient and said displeasedly: "It won't work this way, that won't work either. I'll just stay here with you to amuse you, right?"
"No way, I'm convinced now!"
Le Wenyuan smiled and gave a thumbs up, "Old Wu, you are so awesome!
He knows everything about the world without leaving home. I didn't believe there was such a person before, but now I have seen it!
Come on, Lao Wu, how about I buy you a drink? You can choose the place and order whatever you want! "
Wu Youde also understood at this time that this guy was very thick-skinned. He didn't know if he was born with this kind of face, or he gained it through his experience abroad.
But facing such a shameless person, he really couldn't help but be ruthless.
"Then it's agreed. You'll pay me back the money within a week. If you don't, I'll go to Tongrentang to get medicine from you."
"One week is not enough, two weeks... two weeks!"
"It's only one week. You just said two days, and I've given you five extra days. Aren't you satisfied?"
"...That's okay, that's okay, one week at a time."
Sighing, Le Wenyuan said excitedly: "Old Wu, let's go have a drink!"
"Forget it about drinking, I still have to go home." Wu Youde refused.
"Don't bother me!"
Le Wenyuan took his arm and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm treating you and I won't let you spend money. Is that okay?"
Wu Youde was a little speechless, he really didn't want to go.
He hasn't been home for several days. He stayed at home for a while in the afternoon and then went out to buy cans. He also planned to go home and play cards.
What's the point of drinking with a stupid boy?
Wu Youde refused again and said with a smile: "It's really not possible today. My wife is waiting for me to eat at home. The meal is probably almost ready by now.
Another day, I will have a drink with you next time! "
Definitely next time?
Le Wenyuan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Old Wu, let's go to your house for a drink today, and I'll invite you next time.
Come on, come on, I know where your home is, No. 95, Nanluogu Lane, right?
I know that place, let’s go! "
Wu Youde: "..."
Hey!
Still carrying something like this?
I refused again and again and made it so clear!
This guy is not giving up yet!
How about riding a horse and doing this with a backhand? ? ?
Co-author, if I don’t go drinking with you, you will go to my house to eat, right?
Damn it, there are such shameless people in this world...
……
In this way, one person goes out and two people go home.
Le Wenyuan took Wu Youde to the gate of No. 95 Nanluogu Lane.
"Is this here?"
Le Wenyuan pushed the bicycle, looked up and admired: "Your yard is quite big, Lao Wu, I still underestimated your family background!
Come on, go in and take a look. "
Just like returning to his own home, Le Wenyuan strode in with his bicycle.
After entering, Le Wenyuan frowned and kept looking around, looking around as he walked.
When he reached the front yard, he finally couldn't help it. He turned and whispered to Wu Youde behind him: "Old Wu, are these your servants? Isn't this too much?"
Well, from the gate, he passed by the small courtyard and the front yard.
I saw at least ten people along the way.
There are men and women, old and young.
The yard was still very messy, with clothes and quilts being dried, piles of briquettes, rabbit and chicken pens, and a big yellow dog lying in the middle of the yard.
Le Wenyuan thought hard and thought about it, feeling that this should be a servant of Wu Youde's family.
However, his servants were a little too casual.
Look at this...
A good yard is now in such a mess that it looks like a big mixed yard!
In addition, the Wu family has too many servants.
It’s a new era now, how dare you use so many servants...
……
Le Wenyuan's words made Wu Youde a little unhappy. Isn't this slander?
We don't have a landlord, so don't label us as a landlord. We can't be treated as grievances.
"What nonsense are you talking about! These are all tenants, not servants of my family. My family has no servants. My family is just ordinary people.
Only capitalists like you can afford it. "
"Hey, don't say that. My family is gone. Now everyone is equal and there are no servants!"
Le Wenyuan still has a clear mind and knows what can and cannot be said.
finished,
He decisively changed the subject and asked Wu Youde: "Then where do you live? Huh? Why is there such a thing?"
"Boom boom boom!"
Wu Youde knocked on the door.
Le Wenyuan stood aside and watched. After waiting for a while, the door opened, and a girl wearing a white cheongsam and a ponytail stood inside.
With a sweet smile on her bright face, she was looking at herself curiously.
Le Wenyuan was stunned.
He quickly introduced himself: "Hello, I am Le Wenyuan."
After saying that, he realized that he was not the only one. He quickly turned his head and looked at Wu Youde, "Old Wu, who is this? You don't want to introduce me."
"This is my wife, Qin Huairu, you can just call her sister-in-law." Wu Youde said.
Then he pushed his bicycle into the yard and said casually: "This is my friend, his name is Le Wenyuan, he will have a meal at our house later.
Oh, by the way, is anyone here to deliver the glass jar? "
Qin Huairu smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, I'll make some dishes later. Brother Wu, no one is here to deliver glass jars?"
"Oh, that may still be on the way." Wu Youde said.
He and Le Wenyuan came back by bicycle. Although they sat in the teahouse for a while, they actually didn't sit for too long.
The owner of the glass shop asked someone to deliver the goods, and he must have used a cart to pull the cans. That would have to be done on one pair of legs, which was naturally no better than two wheels.
It's normal that it wasn't delivered.
After a pause,
Wu Youde added: "We can just eat it normally, no need to add vegetables."
???
Qin Huairu was a little surprised, but she didn't think Wu Youde was joking, so she didn't say anything.
Whatever Brother Wu says to do, just do it and listen to Brother Wu.
She nodded, "Oh~"
Le Wenyuan: "..."
Although he was a little injured, he still understood the proper etiquette. He smiled at Qin Huairu and said, "Thank you, sister-in-law, for causing you trouble!"
"It's okay, you sit down first and I'll make you some tea."
Qin Huairu replied with a smile, then turned and entered the kitchen.
After she left, Le Wenyuan looked around the yard...
The water wheel rotates slowly, driving the water and making a slight creaking sound. The rockeries are staggered, and the gurgling water flows between the rocks. The sound of the water is like the sound of nature, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
A group of koi carps were playing in the water, sometimes leaping out of the water with a splash, and sometimes diving into the bottom to swim leisurely with the turtles.
In the flower garden, all kinds of flowers are blooming, red, yellow, purple, white, colorful and fragrant.
Bees are busy collecting nectar among the flowers, and butterflies are dancing gracefully.
What a vibrant scene!
Thinking about the messy scene he saw outside just now, Le Wenyuan felt that he was completely in two worlds.
Unimaginable,
In that messy environment, there is still such an elegant and refined courtyard, and there is such a beautiful and graceful girl...
Le Wenyuan calmed down and turned to look at Wu Youde, "Old Wu, your courtyard is quite special, isn't it?
Is this middle courtyard your home? "
"Well, those tenants are all old neighbors, and it's hard to evict them. So I reorganized the middle courtyard alone. I just finished it some time ago."
Wu Youde didn't hide anything. He explained and said with a smile: "It's comfortable to live by yourself, isn't it?"
"Yes, that's right!"
Le Wenyuan said with a smile, and then smiled again: "I didn't expect you to actually get married? I thought you were tricking me?
Hehe, sister-in-law is pretty enough! "
……
(End of this chapter)
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