Myths and Dharma, starting from Erlang Shen

Chapter 150 Have you taken a shower?
  "What's wrong? You can't compare to me, are you disappointed?"

Looking at Ji Ren who was suddenly stunned, Qiao Qingyin said proudly.

"Sit down and rest." Ji Ren glanced at Qiao Qingyin with disgust, then looked at Guan Yan and said, "Have you encountered anything strange these days?"

Qiao Qingyin was careless and would automatically ignore anything that was wrong.

"Something wrong?" When Guan Yan heard Ji Ren's question, he frowned and began to think. After a while, he shook his head and said, "No, Qingyin and I came here just to avoid and kill monsters. There is nothing else, why do you ask so suddenly?”

"Because Twenty-Four Bridges on a moonlit night is a dream, floating life is a dream, and Zhuang Sheng's dream of being obsessed with butterflies is also a dream, so is it possible that we did not actually enter a new secret realm, but had a dream together?" Ji Ren said.

"Dream?"

The three girls Zhenya were shocked by Ji Ren's conclusion and looked at Ji Rendao in disbelief.

"But this is too real, isn't it? All of this is a dream? And is it possible to let everyone fall into a dream?" Qiao Qingyin said in surprise.

"If it's us, of course it's impossible, but if it's Dean Nanhua, then of course it's possible. Don't forget, he is the most powerful person in Daqi, a transcendent and holy being." Ji Ren's eyes flashed.

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, there have been many problems with this matter from the beginning. This secret realm has never appeared before. It only appeared after Dean Nanhua came back. So is it possible that there really is no such secret realm?
  "And even if the secret realm was discovered by Dean Nanhua later, with Dean Nanhua's methods, can these monsters really hide it from Dean Nanhua and let him see it wrong?
  "Also, even if all this is true and the dean was careless, it has been more than ten days since the demonic disaster broke out, and dean Nanhua has not done anything. Is this reasonable?

"Although the broken space channel can theoretically prevent an extraordinary powerful person from entering the secret realm, it doesn't matter if it hinders a heavenly king, but can it really hinder Dean Nanhua?"

Ji Ren looked at the three women and said: "If we want to achieve the current predicament, there are two prerequisites. First, Chaofan is not as strong as we thought."

"Impossible." Qiao Qingyin and the three girls shook their heads in unison.

Although he cannot be said to be an immortal or a god, he has surpassed ordinary people.

Although the Heavenly King is strong, it is still theoretically possible to be defeated by someone below the Heavenly King.

But the probability is extremely low, comparable to a beggar becoming an emperor.

"Secondly, Chaofan is very strong, but Dean Nanhua is a waste." Ji Ren said.

"It's impossible." Qiao Qingyin and the three girls shook their heads in unison.

How could the most powerful person in Da Qi live up to his reputation in vain?

If it is a relatively inferior waste in Chaofan, then the status of Daqi and Song Dynasty will probably be exchanged, and Daqi will pay tribute to other countries.

"So after two consecutive premises are impossible, then the last remaining condition, even if it is impossible, is still possible. Dean Nanhua said a long time ago that the secret realm competition is not realistic enough, so he personally designed a realistic one , of course, but if it is too realistic, people will die, but dying is too dangerous, so dreams are the most suitable method." Ji Ren said.

"That's the truth. But what if it's really a coincidence and we guessed wrong?" Zhen Ya looked thoughtful after hearing this and said after a while.

She has been exposed to many things and knows that many things are actually illogical.

Reality is much more magical than fiction.

Sometimes, he just has these coincidences.

For example, when Zhu Di was in trouble in the Ming Dynasty, the signal for his own army's attack was the same as the signal for the enemy's retreat. They both fired three cannons, which defeated Zhu Yunwen's army.

Not to mention, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty's sudden meteorite summoning technique.

Some things just don't make sense.

"So, I'm looking for the unreasonable parts of the dream. For example..." Ji Ren paused as he said this, turned his head forward, sniffed the three women, and smelled a fragrant smell.

"what are you doing?"

Ji Ren's sudden movement shocked Zhen Ya and the three girls. Zhen Ya's pretty face was slightly red with a hint of shyness. Qiao Qingyin's eyes widened with a twitchy expression. Guan Yan subconsciously stepped back. The only one He took the initiative to distance himself from Ji Ren. "Didn't you realize that you smell good?" Ji Ren said.

"Then what?" Qiao Qingyin's big eyes narrowed, revealing a hint of danger. This guy was looking for something to do.

Whether I smell good or not, you shouldn’t be allowed to smell it.

"Then, do you think this is reasonable? It has been almost thirty days since you came here, especially since the demon disaster broke out, which has been more than ten days. Have you taken a bath?" Ji Ren asked loudly.

"Ok?"

As soon as this question was asked, the three Zhen Ya girls' faces immediately turned red, mainly because they were a little embarrassed.

Women are naturally clean. The three of them were born into wealth and practiced martial arts diligently. They basically bathed once a day. Even if they were delayed by other things, they only bathed once every two or three days. However, they did not take a bath after coming in.

It was too late for Guan Yan and Qiao Qingyin to save their lives. How could they still have time to take a shower?

No matter how particular you are, you can't be particular at this time, or you will die.

Zhen Ya, on the other hand, was not worried about her life, but when she was with Ji Ren, she was already alone and took a bath. This was because she was afraid that Ji Ren would not pounce on her, so she would challenge Ji Ren's weakness and stimulate Ji Ren. Animal nature?

Therefore, they have not taken a shower for more than ten days.

It's a little embarrassing to say it like this.

However, after hearing Ji Ren's words, the three women felt that something was wrong. They smelled each other and confirmed that it did still smell good.

"So, this is completely unreasonable. I haven't taken a shower for more than 20 days, and my body still smells good, with a girlish fragrance. Is this reasonable? It's obviously unreasonable. You are beauties, not fairies." Ji Ren said.

He had thought about this problem before when he was alone with Zhen Ya. He had thought that Zhen Ya was special, and also thought that Zhen Ya went to take a shower secretly, but it was unreasonable if both Qiao Qingyin and Guan Yan were like this. .

Qiao Qingyin and Guan Yan were reduced to this, and they secretly went to take a shower. This was unscientific.

And this is only the first doubt, there is also the key second unreasonable point, Ji Ren's cultivation level, he should make a breakthrough.

There has been no breakthrough so far, so we can only say that this world is too abnormal.

"So we are actually safe." Qiao said softly.

"Not only that, if we are in a dream, then it means that the test is still going on. The competition for the pearl is not over yet. We have to take the initiative to go out." Ji Ren nodded affirmatively, and then he heard a series of sharp screams. The sound came from Nau Nau's mouth on one side, and Nau Nau was seen mumbling words with anger on his face.

It understood.

Although it is still a little unable to completely match Dean Nanhua with the white-bearded old man in its memory, it was obviously the old man who sent them in, that is, this bastard was scaring its baby.

At that moment, a series of gibbering words came out of its mouth.

Ji Ren couldn't understand it, but he felt that if it could be translated into Chinese, it would be very spectacular and not suitable for children.

In Taiping Academy, Old Immortal Nanhua showed a subtle expression on his face.

When Mingming entered the dreamland, he used some tricks to let them instinctively ignore some unreasonable things, but unexpectedly, the clues were discovered.

This guy is not only attentive and mentally gifted, but probably even more so than expected.

Thinking of this, Old Immortal Nanhua's heart moved. In the secret cave, a Taoist figure with immortal style appeared directly.

(End of this chapter)