Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 120 119 Yunguang City ()
  Yunguang City, No. 28 Qingyun Street, Wu Yun Killer Office.

This is a three-story building, with a huge cartoon portrait of Wu Yun hanging on the wall. The Q version of Wu Yun on the portrait is smiling and looks very kind and cheerful.

"Xi, sister Xi, boss, boss, when will he come back?"

"how could I know?"

In Wu Yun's office, Xi Xiao was wearing the same dark green tights that she rarely saw for more than three hundred days a year, and a dark green leather jacket. She was sitting on Wu Yun's boss chair. Erlang put his legs on Wu Yun's desk, playing with his mobile phone there.

Hearing the words of Wu Yun's new employee Yu Jing, she raised her eyes, glanced at him, and then turned her gaze to Mrs. Tian Snake in the corner. The latter seemed not to dare to look at her, and after casting her a glance, she spoke. responded.

"Isn't that guy going to stay there for twenty years? Why have you come back just one year ago?" As he said this, Xi Xiao's eyes glanced at Madam Tian She again, "Hey... and he brought back a... ...Forget it, I don’t care about this either, this is his freedom.”

Shaking her head, Xi Xiao looked at the phone in her hand again, but everyone could see that she was not in a good mood at the moment.

Xi Xiao is Wu Yun's deputy and is responsible for the operation of the entire firm. At the same time, she also receives commissions from killers. She can be said to be the real person in charge of the entire firm.

In terms of strength, she and Wu Yun are almost the same. Sometimes she is stronger than Wu Yun, and sometimes Wu Yun is stronger than her. This is not fixed, but generally speaking, these two are the top masters in the world, and they are 'gods' who have surpassed the first realm.

That's it - the human holy body, the Bengxing Martial Saint.

There are also people called Martial Gods, this is not important, it doesn’t matter.

Her fingers kept pressing on the phone screen. After a while, Xi Xiao seemed to remember something. She raised her head and looked at Yu Jing again: "By the way, don't call me sister, I can't bear it." .I am only thirty-one years old.”

"You can call me sister, don't worry, I like others to call me that."

"Then, then...sister Xi?" Yu Jing called out cautiously after hearing Xi Xiao's words.

"Ha, that's not bad." Xi Xiao nodded, although he laughed, there was no smile on his face. Then, she added: "If you feel it's not suitable, you can call me boss."

"Ah? This... okay, okay, Mr. Xi..."

"Who told you to call her boss!??"

Before the words could be shouted out, the door to the office was kicked open, and the arrogant and domineering Wu Yun walked into the office, his arrogant eyes sweeping over everyone in the office.

Then, he saw Xi Xiao who was staring at him intently.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Wu Yun saw Xi Xiao's eyes and asked.

"Why, I can't look at you anymore?" Xi Xiao asked, but his eyes never left Wu Yun.

"It must be great to stay in a different world for twenty years, right?" Then, Xi Xiao continued to ask, "Isn't it very exciting? It must be singing and dancing every night and being a groom every day, right?"

"What are you doing?" Wu Yun frowned, "What the hell are you doing? If you want to envy you, go too. It's not like I won't let you find a boyfriend, and it's not like there are any restrictions on you."

"You can find whoever you want, whether it's a man or a woman, I don't give a damn. What do you think I am, the protagonist in a stallion online novel? All the women around me have to revolve around me. , you can only like me but not others?"

Xi Xiao didn't say anything, just looked at him, looking at Wu Yun for a long time without saying a word.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the office became a little solemn. Yu Jing saw that something was wrong and quickly slipped out of the office, followed by Li Chuixing, and then Mrs. Tian She.

Silence, continued silence. Finally, Wu Yun seemed to realize something. He raised his eyebrows again, looked at Xi Xiao, and asked:
  "What? So you like me? Are you jealous?"

"No."

Xi Xiao instantly withdrew his gaze, "You feel too good about yourself."

"Humph." Wu Yun hummed twice and walked up to Xi Xiao. Xi Xiao stopped looking at him, but he started to stare at Xi Xiao.

"What are you doing?" After being stared at by Wu Yun for a while, Xi Xiao looked at Wu Yun again and asked. "This is my fucking position!" Wu Yun glared at Xi Xiao and said.

"Why, I can't sit down?" Xi Xiao looked at Wu Yun and had no intention of getting up. The two stared at each other for a while, and finally Wu Yun sat on the sofa in the office.

Then start playing with your phone.

Xi Xiao was playing with his mobile phone, and Wu Yun was also playing with his mobile phone. The office fell into a long silence, and no one spoke. However, their fingers pressed on the mobile phone to create afterimages.

As time passed, Wu Yun's face began to turn redder and redder, steam began to come out of his head, and his chest began to swell rapidly.

But Xi Xiao, who was sitting opposite him, began to smile more and more and his mood became better and better. Eventually, the office becomes the surface of the sun.

Hot and bright.

"I-fuck-!!!"

Amidst Wu Yun's earth-shattering curses, Xi Xiao finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"hahahahahahahahahaha……"

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  Overall, today was another pleasant day. The unhappiness caused by some minor incidents in the morning was quickly wiped away with the appearance of Wu Yun.

Torturing Wu Yun is always the fastest thing for Xi Xiao, and Wu Yun's pain is the source of her happiness.

into the night.

"What to eat tonight?"

Wu Yun, who was lying on the sofa, put down his cell phone, looked at Xi Xiao, who was also lying on the boss's chair, and shouted.

"Go order takeout yourself."

"Order one for me, too. I want the braised pork sausage rice bowl."

"...You fucking...forget it."

Xi Xiao got up from Wu Yun's boss chair, walked up to Wu Yun, and kicked him, "I'm going to cook. There are no braised pork sausages today, only small stir-fried pork and stir-fried cabbage."

"Whatever." Wu Yun picked up the phone again and focused on the phone screen.

Xi Xiao, thirty-one years old, is the second-in-command of Wuyun Killer Agency. He always wears a dark green tights. Not only her clothes, but her hair, eyes, and even skin color are actually a bit green:
  Emerald green eyes, dark green hair, light green skin, and bright green nail polish.

She is 1.87 meters tall and her weight is unknown.

The former head of the Red Lotus Sect, he was born in the area controlled by the Eastern Star during the Human Empire, at the Mars 0852 Base in the Sacred Solar System.

Wu Yun and Wu He were both from the Holy Solar System during the Empire period, but they were born on Earth, at Base 1132.

None of the three were born in the wasteland era. Instead, they were created in the distant past and were frozen and dormant in the empire's survival base on the eve of the world's destruction. They were thawed out decades ago and woke up in a strange future. 'Old Gods'.

That was an extremely distant history, so far away that the continental plates of the planet had changed, and the glorious empire of distant mankind was completely buried under the thick dust of history.

So far away, the era of the powerful empire has become the era of the 'gods'.

And this is this world, this place called 'Wasteland'.

And the entire universe is such a wasteland.

(End of this chapter)