Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 124 123 Wu——Yun——()
  "Just, just for something like this!??"

The face that had just recovered fell down again the moment he heard this. Wu Yun looked at the back of the old man wearing an apron in the kitchen and said angrily.

"We've run out of soy sauce at home, go buy me a bottle of soy sauce."

Wu He stopped what he was doing, turned to look at his brother, and said. In his left hand is a piece of dough, in his right hand are chopsticks with a ball of meat on them.

"We're going to eat wontons tonight. We've run out of soy sauce. Go buy a bottle."

"I dont go."

Wu Yun put his hands in his arms and leaned against the door pillar, "I won't fucking go. I'm so busy. You asked me to come back from all the way, just to buy a bottle of soy sauce? I won't fucking go. ——”

A minute later, Wu Yun walked out of the house with a bruised nose and swollen face. His mouth was swollen like two sausages. He straddled the basket in his hand and walked to the convenience store in the community.

"Buy two bottles of soy sauce."

When he came to the convenience store and put the basket on the counter, Wu Yun, with a bruised nose and face, said to the convenience store owner.

"Oh." The boss said in surprise when he saw Wu Yun with a bruised nose and swollen face:
  "Isn't this brother Xiaoyun? Why, you got beaten by your brother again? I mean, you are right. Just do whatever your brother asks you to do. You can't beat him, so instead of getting beaten every time you talk back, If you want to help him with things again, you might as well agree directly."

"We have an old saying that goes well: He who knows the current affairs is a hero, little brother."

"What the fuck, it's none of your business!" Wu Yun cursed at the convenience store owner: "If you push me harder, I'll kill you!"

"Okay, okay, I surrender, I surrender..." The boss raised his hands, then turned around and took out two bottles of soy sauce from the shelf at the back and put them in the basket, "A total of ten yuan."

"Bring me another bottle of Coke, grill two skewers of sausages, two skewers of tenderloin, and fry a chicken steak. I'll come back to get it later."

Taking the basket back and putting it on his hands, Wu Yun gave instructions to the convenience store owner, then turned and left the convenience store. Looking at the other party's leaving figure, the boss shook his head:

"This kid will most likely never come back."

Although he said this, the movements of his hands did not stop because Wu Yun had already paid.

Wu Yun's family, to be more precise, Wu Yun and Wu He's family live in Building 703, Building 7, Guangfa Community, Baiyun Street, Lingyun District, Yunguang City.

It is a very ordinary community, and the people living here are ordinary people, not dignitaries.

If there is anything extraordinary, it is that there is a killer who is the best in the world and the best in the world living in this community.

Lingyun District is located on the upper level of Yunguang City. As the name suggests, it is above the clouds, about two thousand meters away.

This is not the highest area of ​​​​the city. The height of the city above the ground is 15,000 meters, and the height below the ground is 25,000 meters.

Yunguang City is a super city built on the ruins of a city in the past human empire. Most of the buildings in the city are remnants of that time, including the underground parts.

There are several survival bases underground in this city, where a large number of new humans who were preserved during the empire are frozen or stagnant.

When the freezing ended, they also woke up from their hundreds of millions of years of slumber and began to rebuild a civilized society on the ruins of the old world.

The old humanity has been declared extinct. When the first new humanity awakens from its survival base, the entire world is empty and there is no longer any human existence.

All that is left in the world are these giant structures that have survived from eternity, and the master AI that still manages and maintains the city loyally for humans.

The first new human to wake up spent a year traveling through every inch of the planet, but could not find anyone who had survived that crazy and bloody era.

There are only ruins left on the earth, one ruin after another.

They tower into the clouds and sparkle, just as they did hundreds of millions of years ago. Even the power of time cannot leave any scars on them.

Even though the continental plates have changed beyond recognition, and even though countless new species have arisen and perished on this planet, they still stand firmly in place and will not be shaken in the slightest.

Humanity's power has already surpassed the stars, and is even enough to stand proudly in the long river of time. Even if the empire of the old era has completely collapsed and collapsed, even the humans of the old era no longer exist. But they have carved a mark in this universe that will never be erased. No matter how many stars are born or how many stars die, it will always exist.

Until the end of the universe, the end of time.

Countless new humans lie quietly in the stasis cabins of survival bases in these ruins, waiting for the countdown to end and the arrival of a new era.

The year when the first new human woke up was Era Year 0, which was also the year when new human civilization began.

This year is Era 2031, and human civilization has passed two thousand years. The new human being who first woke up is still alive, but many humans have died as well.

People and their lifespans cannot be generalized, just like the lifespans of Wu Yun and his brother cannot be generalized to those of the ordinary Bengxing Martial Saint.

"Why? Why can't I go out!?"

Wu Yun's voice rang out again at Wu Yun's house in Building 703, Building 7, Guangfa Community.

"It's time to eat soon. Where do you want to go out? Don't you want to eat?"

In the kitchen, Wu He was wrapping wontons without looking back. His hand movements were very deft and skillful. It was obvious that he often cooked by himself.

Behind him was Wu Yun, whose face was full of sorrow and anger. He was playing tricks on his old brother. It was also obvious that this guy often acted like a fool and his movements were extremely skillful.

"I want to go out to eat, I want to go out to eat, I want to go out to eat, I want to go out to eat, I want to..."

"Snapped!"

Ten minutes later, Wu Yun, with a bright red slap mark on his face, was eating his favorite braised pork sausage with a large bowl of rice. He turned his grief and anger into appetite, worked hard, and his whole head was almost buried in the bowl. .

"Speaking of which, what kind of place is the dimensional city you went to?"

The bowl in front of Wu He was already empty. He was not in a hurry to fill another bowl. Instead, he looked at his younger brother who was eating Haisai and asked.

"I don't know." Wu Yun put a chopstick of sausage into his mouth and a large chopstick of rice. After chewing and swallowing, he replied.

"I haven't been there. I came back after completing the mission. It seems that after completing the mission, I will go back to the original world for two months to rest, and then I will leave after two months."

"Really?" After hearing this, Wu He also served himself a bowl of rice, and then took the empty bowl that Wu Yun had just finished eating and served him a bowl, "You spent twenty years there, right? "

"Yeah, what..." Wu Yungang replied subconsciously, but in an instant, he realized something and looked at his brother suddenly.

"That's just right. Let's spar for a while after dinner. I'll see if you've fallen behind in your twenty years of practice."

"No, no, no, no..." Wu Yun began to shake his head wildly.

"No, you guy, you fucking brother, you can't, you can't, don't do this...

I, I, I... I am very busy in another world. I am busy running the country every day. I have no time to do any cultivation... Wow - no, no, no, no! ! ! Wow ah ah ah! ! ! ! Xi Xiao, save me! ! ! ! ! "

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  "Ok?"

In the distance, somewhere, Xi Xiao, who was playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed, seemed to notice something. She glanced up into the distance, but quickly lowered her head again.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter. It's none of my business. He probably got beaten by his brother again."

Facts have proved that Wu Yun is a person who likes to brag very much. Obviously, the sentence I told someone earlier, "This punch takes twenty years of work," is not necessarily 99% water, but at least 95%.

Twenty years? In a different world, this guy might have had sex every night, but he could have been a groom every day for nearly twenty years.

(End of this chapter)