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Chapter 629 You are a candle

Chapter 629 You are a candle (Part 723)
The love view of most monsters is that they will start having sex as soon as they fall in love with each other. This is not a characteristic of the fox monster race.

Only some monsters that have cultivated from birds have "loyalty" or relatively conservative characteristics.

It is easy to ask a monster to guarantee emotional fidelity, or it is not that difficult. It is about the same difficulty as it is for a human to find a wife/husband who will love him/her forever.

But if you are required to meet the physical requirement, it will not be easy to find a monster that meets the requirements.

After all, monsters can cheat on you physically but their hearts will always be with you. For your sake, they will kill or eat the lover who was having an affair with them just a second ago without hesitation.

But the vast majority of humans cannot do this, as humans are generally both physically and mentally... well, that's just the way it is.

There are relatively few demon tribes that can be doubly loyal in this regard, and the three-tailed fox is one of them.

However, monsters with this characteristic are generally jealous, such as the most classic Rakshasa woman and some bird monsters.

They will generally kill without hesitation any member of the opposite sex who attempts to take their spouse away. If their spouse cheats, their general choice will be to kill their spouse and then commit suicide.

The three-tailed fox is similar in this respect.

Of course, Hu Meiniang did not have that kind of feelings for Wu Yun, but no matter what, she was still very unhappy with these two fox demon fellows.

Very unpleasant.

She wanted to kill these two vixens. Just smelling the vixen odor on them made her feel very uncomfortable.

"Not sincere enough."

Facing Hu Ling's flattery, Wu Yun had no expression on his face. He still had an indifferent expression, showing great contempt for other people's lives.

"I, my sister and I still have magic weapons, magic weapons!!!"

Hu Ling panicked when she heard this, but she couldn't say anything. Fortunately, Hu San next to her also spoke at this time. She knelt down in front of Wu Yun with a "thump" and kissed his official boots madly, saying loudly while kissing:
"We two sisters have many magic weapons, all of which are hidden in our cave! As long as, as long as the immortal..."

"Fuck you!" Faced with Fox Three's words that didn't get to the point and didn't make sense at all, Wu Yun became impatient. His expression changed and he looked at Fox Three viciously:
"Fuck you, fuck you, who the hell are you, are you a fucking candle???"

As he spoke, Wu Yun reached out, grabbed Hu San's clothes, and yelled, "Did you have surgery on your head and moved it to your butt?!"

“You f**king asked me to spare your life, but where’s the f**king money!??”

"Where's the money!??!!"

Wu Yun's roar was deafening:
"You want me to spare your life, but you don't even want to pay a fucking penny???"

"Where's the money!???"

"I didn't ask you for money, but you really don't want to give me a penny!???!"

“Where’s the money!!!”

Wu Yun's roar almost made Fox Three wet her pants, but she was a relatively smart fox demon after all, so she reacted quickly.

So she quickly knocked her head to the ground and said:
"Little one, little demon understands, understands!!!"

"As long as the Immortal is willing to spare our lives, then, then the gold, silver and treasures in our cave, we are willing to give them all to the Immortal!!!"

"It was my fault! I apologize to you, I apologize!!!"

After hearing this, the expression on Wu Yun's face finally eased.

He nodded, a smile reappearing on his face. Then, he looked at Hu Ling, who was still unable to move or speak, and stretched out a finger to flick the other's forehead.

"Go, go to the Immortal!!!"

Instantly, Hu Ling, who had regained his mobility, knelt down and kowtowed to Wu Yun:
"Little demon, little demon is also willing to offer everything in my cave!!! I only ask, I only ask that you, the Immortal, can show mercy and let me go!!!"

"We are not only willing to offer money and treasures, but we are also willing to serve you from now on! We want to be your servants and devote ourselves to you!!!"

Hu Ling and Hu San are both ambitious people among the demon clan, otherwise they would not be running around all day rescuing human officials who were arrested by the imperial guards and sent to the capital for trial.

Of course, they are all good officials who have a particularly good reputation among the people and are deeply loved by the people.

For example, Luo Youzhen.

Although in the Ming Dynasty, if all these so-called "good officials" were placed in Wu Yun's hometown, Yunguang City, or the Galaxy Empire, at least half of them would be shot.

Oh yes, there was no execution in these two places.

The way Yunguang City and the Galaxy Empire execute death row prisoners is to directly send warrior executioners to give the other party a quick death. Not only is it more economical and environmentally friendly, but it also does not cause any pain.

There is no need for cremation because the body will be turned into powder immediately.

Friends who are often executed as prisoners may all know... ahem.

"Haha, that's quite sensible." Finally hearing the answer he wanted, the smile on Wu Yun's face became brighter and brighter.

He nodded to the two women, then waved his hand, signaling them to come over.

The two women hesitated for a while, but still came forward.

Although Hu Meiniang's eyes were becoming more and more dangerous and her face was so dark that it looked like a rainstorm.

"What the fuck are you doing!?"

It was not until Wu Yun hit her forehead with a slap that Hu Meiniang cried out in pain, and then the Wu Yun on her face disappeared.

Even though she had no such feelings for Wu Yun, Hu Meiniang still expressed great hostility towards other opposite sexes who appeared around Wu Yun.

All I can say is that this kind of monster is really not easy to deal with. No wonder although Rakshasa women and some bird monsters are well-known, we rarely hear stories with them as the main characters.

Looking at Hu Meiniang, who had a smoking lump of flesh on her head, Wu Yun first scolded her and then ordered:
"Go, wake up those people."

"Tsk..." Upon hearing Wu Yun's order, Hu Meiniang turned her head away and clasped her arms, obviously intending to disobey.

Wu Yun treats his subordinates very well, of course, the prerequisite is that they can gain his recognition and become his real subordinates.

Only in this way can you ensure that he won't do anything to you while you are giving him the cold shoulder.

Of course, if you're the type that he can't kill, you can do that too.

And Hu Meiniang possesses both of these characteristics.

Therefore, facing Hu Meiniang's rebellious behavior, although Wu Yun was so angry that his nose was crooked, in the end he was unable to do anything about this guy.

After all, they are my own men, there is nothing I can do.

(End of this chapter)

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