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Chapter 646 740 Death (Part )

It was not until noon the next day that Zixuzi stepped out of the carriage.

His steps were a little unsteady, his face was flushed, and his clothes were rather messy.

He saw the older Taoist priest looking at him and gave a slightly embarrassed smile.

But not long after he came out, a jade hand suddenly stretched out from the carriage and dragged him back again.

"Ha, he's good-looking, that's why he's different..."

The Taoist priest who was watching all this from outside shook his head and laughed.

The two were Taoists from Huanglong Temple. They came to the capital this time because some time ago, their master, the abbot of Huanglong Temple, was a famous immortal in the world.

Of course, this immortal is not a real immortal. After all, he can't even enter space with his physical body. It's just that his power is particularly strong compared to the local extraordinary people here.

The strongest group of cultivators are also called "immortals", or earthly immortals, and the master of the two is one of the famous earthly immortals among the human race today. His strength is extraordinary, and he is even stronger than the current national master Lingjiu.

But it is only slightly stronger, about the same level as Hu Meiniang, or even worse. So, despite being "strong", it actually has no ability to set things right.

If order could really be restored, then monsters like Lingjiu should have been defeated long ago, instead of still firmly controlling the government until now. It can even be said that they have completely controlled the entire world.

Zixuzi was a child picked up by an older Taoist priest at the foot of the mountain when he was young. He was later brought back to the Taoist temple. Seeing that he seemed to have some affinity with immortality, the master kept him and he grew up in the temple.

This child was not raised by an older Taoist priest. He has a casual personality and normally would not care about a child as much as an old nanny would.

However, Zixuzi was still very close to him, after all, he was the one who gave Zixuzi his Taoist name and surname. When Zixuzi was growing up, the older Taoists would always take him down the mountain to play.

The older Taoist's name was Qingxuzi, a very common Taoist name. Among the Taoists in the entire Ming Dynasty, there were at least eight hundred with this name, if not a thousand.

After all, there is no restriction on the same Taoist name, and there are only so many useful word combinations, so naturally it is difficult to come up with anything fancy.

Although Qingxuzi's Buddhist name sounds like that, and in fact his personal strength is indeed like that, but in fact, this guy is actually quite dishonest.

For example, he used to often take Qingxuzi down the mountain to perform rituals at certain people's homes at the foot of the mountain. They said they were performing rituals, but in fact they were simply scamming people for money.

But the wealthy families don’t understand these things. Even if they do, they often just spend money to buy psychological comfort. Most of the time, they don’t really want Qingxuzi to do anything.

Moreover, if there really was something wrong, Qingxuzi, as a cultivator and Taoist priest with real skills, would naturally be able to solve the problem. However, if that was the case, the fee he would charge would be much higher.

The master of the two men, the abbot of Huanglong Temple, did not care about this matter and did not restrict it, because the people in Huanglong Temple believed in doing things without restraint and without taboos. As long as they did not do anything really evil, no one would come to clean up the mess.

Every time Qingxuzi went down the mountain to cheat people, he would bring Zixuzi with him. The reason was very simple: Zixuzi had a good image and he could get more money this way.

Then Qingxuzi and Zixuzi divided the money 70% to 73% each, with Qingxuzi taking 70% and Zixuzi taking 30%.

But now it is divided into 60% and 40%, Qingxuzi gets 60% and Zixuzi gets 40%.

However, the two of them went to the capital this time not to continue to cheat people... no, to perform rituals in another place, but to accept the order of their master and come to the capital to explore the "Demon City". Because, according to the speculation of the master of Huanglong Temple, Zhu Di, the current ruler of the world, who launched the Jingnan Rebellion and replaced his nephew on the throne, is about to die.

And after his death, the world will be in chaos.

This is the purpose of Zixuzi and Qingxuzi coming to the capital: to find out the situation in the capital.

There are also many heroes from all over the world who share the same idea as them and are heading to the capital.

Zixuzi is not a virgin. As the most handsome boy in Huanglong Temple, he lost his virginity several years ago. The first person he had sex with was... ahem, I'm getting off topic.

This is not important.

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A few days later, in the capital.

"Wulian Tianzun, mommy, mommy, coax..."

"Wulian Tianzun, mommy, mommy, coax..."

In a large courtyard in Tianshui County, a tall man dressed as a Taoist priest was holding a branch in one hand and a bowl full of water in the other, swinging the branch dipped in water around in the courtyard.

He was followed by a male or female follower who looked very similar to Zixuzi who was on his way to the capital.

It is difficult to tell the other person's gender based on appearance alone. After all, this person is even more androgynous than Zixuzi.

Every time the tall man swung his hand, he would mutter the following sentence:
“Wulian Tianzun, mommy mommy coax me, Wuliang Tianzun, mommy mommy coax me…”

The man was very tall, more than 1.9 meters tall. Beside him followed the little follower, who was wearing a Taoist robe of a similar style to the big man.

The little follower is actually not small, about 1.75 meters tall, but compared to the man next to him, he looks smaller.

The tall Taoist priest wore a Taoist hat tilted on his head. He had a fair face and no beard. He had a frivolous temperament, a handsome appearance, and a well-proportioned body.

He walked around the yard, swung the branches countless times, and then showed a satisfied look, as if the task was completed. Then he turned to the wing room on the left side of the yard.

The short man followed the tall man. When the tall Taoist priest walked into the wing room, he did not follow in immediately, but stopped at the door and looked towards the central courtyard of the mansion.

After carefully looking around the yard, he nodded slightly, then turned around and walked into the wing room.

Then, he looked at the mage who was "pretending" inside and asked, "Master Jiang, I wonder where this Wuliang Tianzun and Mommy Mommy are from..."

"Hush..." In the side room, the tall Taoist priest called 'Master Jiang' did not turn around, but said directly: "Don't ask."

Then, he placed the bowl and branches on the table at the entrance and began to carefully search every corner of the room. While searching, he said to the short Taoist priest:
"You can't just pronounce the name of Wuliang Tianzun casually. A rookie like you who has just entered the field knows nothing. If you pronounce it casually, it will bring disaster. As for mommy mommy, I just pronounce it because it's easy for me to say. It doesn't matter what you say."

(End of this chapter)