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Chapter 32: Do planes often pass by your house?

At first, netizens in the live broadcast room thought Guo Long was a madman.

But now that they saw Guo Long actually taking out a blue ice crystal, they were all dumbfounded.

"Holy shit, this can't be true, right? Is there really such a thing as rootless water in this world?"

"This world is becoming more and more magical. If this is really Wugen Shui, then I believe he really has super powers."

Looking at the blue crystals in the stainless steel basin, Qin Jiang had a strange expression on his face.

Because Qin Jiang has mastered the god-level smell and diagnosis technique, he can clearly smell a familiar smell at this time.

Seeing Guo Long looking at him expectantly, Qin Jiang did not answer him immediately. Instead, he opened the drawer and started putting on gloves and a mask.

Guo Long was a fan of Qin Jiang, so when he saw Qin Jiang doing this, he immediately realized something was wrong.

Could it be that Dr. Qin dislikes me for being dirty?

impossible.

Knowing that Dr. Qin likes to be clean, Guo Long specially took a bath at home before coming to see the doctor.

So what infectious disease did you catch?

This is even more ridiculous!
  I won't die even if I don't eat or drink for half a year, and my body is as strong as a cow. How could I have any infectious disease?
  Just when Guo Long couldn't figure it out, Qin Jiang asked, "Isn't this piece of ice originally so big?"

Guo Long nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, it was originally bigger than it is now, and there were several more pieces."

"It's just that I've had to lick it every day for the past six months, so I've licked away several pieces of ice."

Afraid that Qin Jiang would not recognize the value of this rootless water, Guo Long also added: "I'm not bragging about you, Dr. Qin. When I didn't get this ice, I often had headaches, brain fever, etc."

"But since I licked the ice, I haven't gotten sick. Really, I'm in great health!"

Qin Jiang was too lazy to listen to Guo Long's nonsense.

He first laid a piece of plastic film on the pulse diagnosis, and then made a gesture to Guo Long to put his hand up.

Qin Jiang took Guo Long's pulse and made a diagnosis for a while, then raised his eyebrows.

"How did I find out that you don't have enough kidney energy? You don't have a girlfriend, right?"

Guo Long said with some embarrassment: "Doctor Qin is great. I have been single for so many years and I have never had a girlfriend."

"That's strange, why do you have insufficient kidney energy?"

Qin Jiang continued to take his pulse and suddenly understood.

"Everyone else has two kidneys, why do you only have one? Who cut it off for you?"

Guo Long didn't explain, he just took out his new mobile phone and put it on the table.

Qin Jiang understood immediately.

This guy is a ruthless person!

Others were just joking, but he meant it!

Perhaps because he was afraid that Qin Jiang would not understand, Guo Long quickly explained: "Actually, I am a self-media person, and my main income is live broadcasting at home, doing news interviews and so on."

"So a good mobile phone is very important to me. It is equivalent to my production tool. It makes sense to buy a good one, right?"

Qin Jiang is still a little hard to understand.

"Even so, you don't need to cut off your kidney, right?"

Guo Long said calmly: "I heard others say that people have two kidneys and can live without one. Nothing will happen."

Qin Jiang was angry.

"Bullshit!"

"There are so many organs in the human body, and none of them is useless."

"You can live without one kidney, but is it the same as having two kidneys and one kidney?"

Guo Long didn't want to dwell on this matter. Maybe he also felt that it was a bit stupid to do so. So Guo Long scratched his ears and asked: "Dr. Qin, you don't need to worry about my kidneys. Just tell me whether the water in this basin is rootless water?"

Guo Long has already thought about it.

As long as the blue crystal in this basin is rootless water, he will immediately put it up for auction, and if he changes hands, he will be able to reach the pinnacle of his life!

Qin Jiang asked calmly: "Do planes often fly over where you live?"

Guo Long nodded and looked at Qin Jiang with surprised eyes.

"Awesome, Dr. Qin, can you even see this?"

"How did you see this? Please teach me."

Qin Jiang shook his head and said, "I didn't see it, I just inferred it."

Speculation?

Guo Long was even more confused.

"Based on my pulse, can you guess whether there is a plane passing over my house?"

Qin Jiang pointed to the blue crystals in the basin and said, "This thing you have is not rootless water. It fell from the plane."

Guo Long raised his eyebrows and immediately waved his hands to deny it.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"This is the rootless water in the sky. Why don't you try it? After the ice cubes melt, the water will be sweet!"

Seeing that Guo Long actually wanted to taste this thing for himself, Qin Jiang was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back for fear of being contaminated.

Qin Jiang continued: "Sweet? There's something wrong with your tongue, right? Are you sure it's the sweet taste and not the taste of disinfectant?"

Guo Long's hand holding the stainless steel basin froze.

It seems... there is a little smell of disinfectant.

However, the smell of this disinfectant was not strong, and Guo Long had always believed that this was rootless water, so he subconsciously deceived himself according to what was recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica".

Seeing that Guo Long still didn't understand, Qin Jiang simply explained it more clearly.

"Generally speaking, airplane toilets have special bins for collecting waste,"

"It's just that one day a plane flew over your house. Maybe the box leaked, so a large amount of water fell from the sky."

Guo Long still didn't believe it.

"Then why are they ice cubes? They were ice cubes when I picked them up!"

"You can't explain this!"

Qin Jiang asked Guo Long.

"Then since you said this is rootless water, why is rootless water ice cubes?"

Guo Long was speechless when asked by Qin Jiang.

Yes, rootless water is water, so why does he think blue ice cubes are okay?
  Qin Jiang said to Guo Long seriously: "The reason why these you picked up are ice cubes is very simple."

"That's because the plane flew very high at the beginning, so the water condensed into ice as it fell."

"As for why there are blue crystals, it's because a fresh disinfectant is added to the toilet now, and this fresh disinfectant is blue."

Upon hearing Qin Jiang's explanation, Guo Long's expression was extremely exciting.

In the past six months, he has been able to firmly believe that these blue ice cubes are rootless water!
  Even if it’s not rootless water, it’s definitely good stuff!
  After all, look at the blue ice falling from the sky. Who has ever heard of this?
  As a result, when Qin Jiang explained this, Guo Long couldn't hold himself any longer.

The thing that I have been licking as my treasure for more than half a year is leaking from the airplane toilet?
  Seeing that Guo Long remained silent, Qin Jiang asked another fatal question.

"There shouldn't be anything else in those ice cubes you licked before, right?"

Guo Long's face turned pale and his whole body trembled.

(End of this chapter)