Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online

Chapter 63: Everything in my medical clinic is thick

"Yes, and it's quite serious."

Qin Jiang spoke bluntly, which made Jinyu blush extremely.

But then Goldfish thought about it, Qin Jiang knew so many things just by taking his pulse. Doesn't this mean that Qin Jiang is indeed very capable?

Thinking of this, the goldfish blushed and asked, "Doctor, if I were to be treated here, how would you... be treated?"

"No, absolutely not!"

Before Qin Jiang could reply, the little puppy became anxious.

"Goldfish, he is a male doctor. How can you let her treat you with that kind of disease? I don't agree!"

The goldfish gave the little puppy a white look.

"The last time you went for circumcision, wasn't it the female nurse who gave you the medicine?"

The little puppy was immediately embarrassed.

"How can this be the same? There are only female nurses in this hospital, but gynecologists are not only male doctors."

"Besides, the relationship between those female nurses and I is purely between patients and doctors, and I didn't have any evil thoughts towards them at all!"

The little naughty dog ​​spoke so righteously that even Qin Jiang couldn't help but look at him with admiration.

Who knew that the next second he would be ruined by his girlfriend.

"Really? Then why did you collapse later?"

The little puppy was even more embarrassed.

"I...I accidentally rolled over and touched it while I was sleeping."

"Why did I hear that you broke the thread when the nurse was disinfecting you? The blood even covered the nurse's face."

As soon as Jinyu said this, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard. This guy is such a talent!"

"Brother upstairs, are you smiling so happily because you haven't been circumcised?"

"Anyone who has been cut off knows how painful that period of time is. The more you remind yourself not to think about that, the easier it is to fall victim to it."

"I have a buddy who hasn't been discharged from the hospital for two months because he used Douyin every day after the operation."

"Why do I feel that it hurts more during the cut? The doctor didn't give me an anesthetic when I was cut. My screams could be heard throughout the hospital."

"Are you kidding me, brother, how can I cut this thing without anesthesia? What kind of small clinic did you go to?"

"Even small clinics and many big hospitals don't give anesthesia, because anesthesia has some effect on people's nerves, let alone that place."

Liu Yan, who had been watching the live broadcast room, saw the barrage filling the screen, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Do boys have to have this surgery since childhood?
  She really didn't know that before.

It sounds like it hurts.

But even after watching so many barrages, the innocent Liu Yan still couldn't understand why the little puppy suddenly collapsed when the female nurse applied medicine to him.

Is it because the female nurse's skills are not good?

The little milk dog knew that he was in the wrong, so he could only start cheating.

"Can this man and woman be the same?"

"Even if I was exposed, I wouldn't suffer a loss. But if you were exposed, wouldn't you suffer a big loss?"

Jinyu glanced at Qin Jiang, and then said: "I think Dr. Qin is very handsome and is my type, so I won't suffer."

Hearing what Jinyu said, Qin Jiang coughed and quickly told Jinyu to keep a low profile.

After all, I rely on my strength to make a living, not on my appearance.

"So Miss Goldfish, are you sure you want to receive treatment at my place?"

The goldfish nodded.

"I'm sure, Doctor Qin, I believe in your medical skills."

When the goldfish said this, he secretly gave Qin Jiang a wink.

Qin Jiang trembled, feeling that this woman didn't look like a good person. "In that case, let me first help you cure the snake."

Qin Jiang walked into the pharmacy and after a while prepared a dozen pairs of Chinese medicines and placed them on the table.

"In the final analysis, this disease is caused by your weak constitution and weakened immunity."

"These Chinese medicines are all good for strengthening the body and nourishing the body. Take it back and follow what I wrote on the note. Keep drinking it every day without interruption."

"At the same time, go out and exercise when you have time, exercise more, don't stay at home every day."

Seeing so much importance, the goldfish suddenly showed a bitter look.

"Dr. Qin, I haven't liked taking traditional Chinese medicine since I was a child. It's too bitter."

"I asked someone before and they said there is a folk remedy for this kind of snake wrapping around the waist."

"How about we try some home remedies."

Qin Jiang's mouth twitched.

What is the difference between saying to try folk remedies in front of a Chinese medicine practitioner and saying whiteness in front of a Western medicine doctor?

This is simply a face-to-face enlargement.

"Okay, what home remedies do you know?"

"Such as burning with fire."

The goldfish's eyes shined.

"I heard from my mother that if the older generation got a snake-banded loin, they would find a stick of incense, light it, and then use the incense to burn the head and tail of the snake-banded loin."

"After doing this, the snake will not continue to grow."

"As long as the snake doesn't wrap around itself, it'll be fine."

The goldfish said this with certainty, as if he believed deeply in this folk remedy.

"Okay, then you treat me as a person, and I'll go in and find some incense sticks."

After a while, Qin Jiang came back with a stick of incense.

Looking at the incense in Qin Jiang's hand, Jinyu's expression immediately changed.

This damn thing is such a thick stick of incense!

The goldfish trembled and said: "Doctor Qin, don't you have a finer fragrance?"

"No, everything in my clinic is thick."

"How about it, do you still want to try some folk remedies now?"

The goldfish waved quickly.

"If I don't give it a try, I'll just drink Chinese medicine."

Are you kidding me? If you light up such a thick stick of incense and burn it, it will instantly make you feel happy.
  She came to see a doctor, not to be tortured.

"Okay, now that the snake is wrapped around your waist, let's continue talking about your illness down there."

The goldfish blushed and hummed, then stood up on his own initiative.

"Dr. Qin, let's go over there. I'll show you after closing the curtain."

As soon as Jinyu said this, netizens in the live broadcast room became excited.

"Holy shit, that's awesome!"

"I didn't expect being a doctor would have such benefits. If I had known, I would have become a gynecologist!"

"Are you serious? Our seniors in the medical school think about changing careers every day, and you still want to jump into the fire pit?"

"Here is a gynecologist. All I can say is that you are still too young. At first you will indeed think that you are taking advantage of me, but after you see more patients, believe me, you will vomit."

"Let's put it this way, before I became a gynecologist, I had four bowls of rice a day and weighed 190 kilograms. After a year of working as a gynecologist, I had one bowl of rice a day, and now I only have ninety kilograms left."

"When I look at you upstairs, I see you're my senior brother. It's true. No matter how good-looking your body is, once you get sick, who knows what it will look like."

"Okay, stop arguing and let's see what Dr. Qin does."

(End of this chapter)