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Chapter 887 I Like Side Effects
The man was stunned for a moment. Then he thought of a certain side effect that was very serious. Did that mean that he, as a man, would never be able to act like a man again and would be disliked by his wife? His alarm bells went off immediately. What should he do?
If his wife thinks he's not a real man, he won't be able to save face in front of her anymore!
Now he hesitated. Although he had body hair, it at least proved that he was a man. If he became a eunuch, he might very well be unable to have children.
"Doctor, can you please not use a method that will make me childless? I really don't want to be childless. Besides, I don't even have a son. I don't have any other children of my own. I'm an only child. Doctor, please think of a way for me."
At worst, he could use the hospital's treatment, which would take several years, but after a few years, his body would be almost fully recovered. However, if he used the method of this doctor, that would be extraordinary.
This guy's personality is just too impatient; Qin Jiang didn't even have time to explain what the side effects were.
This guy kept imagining things, and at this point he even thought the side effect was that it would make him infertile. Qin Jiang was immediately ashamed. "Aren't you overthinking this?"
"Dude, what I mean is the side effects. Your hair will never grow back, including the areas where you had hair removal. From now on, there will be no hair at all. Can you accept that? If so, I'll treat you."
After all, many men believe that body hair is a symbol of masculinity, and once you lose it, you will be bald. Whether you can adapt to that is another matter.
The old man was stunned for a moment, then he looked at the doctor with a look of utter despair, "Why didn't you tell me about this side effect earlier?"
Is this a side effect?
This is simply a miracle drug!
"Doctor, don't talk nonsense. This is practically a miracle cure. Who wouldn't want such side effects? Ask the netizens in front of the screen, and everyone would want it, including some girls. Everyone wants permanent hair removal. Otherwise, why would we buy hair removal devices and fall for this scam?"
When Qin Jiang spoke, many netizens were shocked, especially some girls who had bought hair removal devices only to find that they were completely ineffective, even though they had already tried to buy the most expensive products possible.
But none of the options could satisfy them. Now, hearing from the doctor that permanent hair removal could be achieved, wasn't this the best solution they had found?
Moreover, with permanent hair removal, they can have clean hair and wear skirts.
"Doctor, why didn't you say so sooner? You have permanent hair removal products here, so I wouldn't have bought random ones at the hospital. Besides, after buying a package at the hospital and going a few times, I found that it only reduced the amount of hair, but it was still there. It didn't achieve a one-time treatment. In fact, I even got a tan after the last treatment."
"I'm so angry, doctor! I just bought a hair removal device and I was so proud of myself after the treatment. Turns out you have permanent hair removal here! Why didn't you tell me sooner? I regret it now. I thought you didn't have any beauty products here."
"I'm glad I didn't buy it myself. I was originally thinking of going to the hospital to get my hair removed, but when I heard it cost several thousand yuan, I gave up. I didn't expect the doctor to prescribe a cream, which I guess isn't too expensive, so it saved me money."
Upon seeing the comments, Qin Jiang's lips twitched; he genuinely had no idea.
If he knew netizens needed it, he would have already taken it out; why would he hide it?
"Everyone, please don't worry. My ointment is a bit expensive, it costs 200 yuan. Regular ointments definitely aren't that pricey. Anyway, think about it yourselves. If you think it's too expensive, you can go to the hospital. After all, hair removal cream sold in hospitals or online isn't that expensive. Sorry, this is the effect my medicine is supposed to have." As soon as Qin Jiang spoke, the men were shocked and stood up from their chairs. You call this medicine expensive? Do you know that even hair removal cream bought outside can only last a few times, but a bottle still costs tens of yuan. Buying several bottles won't even last a year, and then it won't have any effect.
The most crucial point is that going to the hospital costs thousands of yuan, and you might not even be able to get rid of the infection completely. You say your product is expensive, but have you actually done any market research?
"Doctor, you said 200 yuan, you're serious, you're definitely not lying to me, right?"
He spoke with an expression of seeking confirmation, while the others were also waiting to see if it was true. If it was true, they would have to stock up, and the people around them would definitely need this kind of thing.
The side effects are simply too fascinating.
Qin Jiang didn't know why, but the other person had a wolf-like look in their eyes.
"Of course I'm serious. Millions of netizens are watching the live stream here. How could what I'm saying be fake? I'm definitely here to explain things to you seriously. And if you think this is too expensive, you can switch to other products."
Upon hearing Qin Jiang's suggestion to switch to other products, the hairy guy on the spot immediately slammed his bank card onto the table.
"Dr. Qin, don't say anything more. I'm your fan. Just give me a whole case. How much is a case of hair removal cream? I'll buy it all. I don't think it's expensive at all. Other netizens probably think it is, but I'm always a domineering person. Please don't give it to anyone else. I think I can handle all of this."
He seemed determined to take it all, which immediately made other netizens anxious. What did he mean?
If you buy so much by yourself, where are we supposed to buy it?
Besides, the doctor's supplies are limited to begin with. Good grief, you're planning to monopolize them all for yourself. How can you do things like that?
“You can’t do this. If you buy so much stuff, where are we supposed to buy anything else? We have to give you some. You’re being too domineering.”
"Exactly, everyone wants to buy hair removal cream, why are you being so domineering? Why not give everyone a little more space?"
"Big brother, I only need one bottle, okay? Please don't buy them all. And if you could, could you mail it to me? I'll pay for the postage." (End of Chapter)
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