What the hell is Uncle Dong happy about letting you play the role of village committee member?

Chapter 1 Is this how you explained it to the police?
  "Half set or full set!"

"Which one did you order? Explain clearly!"

Magic City, police station, interrogation room,
  Two police officers, a man and a woman, were sitting attentively behind the table.

Staring closely at the so-called "suspect" opposite,
  And the miserable "suspect" Ning Feng felt helpless.
  Wearing simple casual clothes and looking innocent,
  "Police uncle, I have made my explanation very clear!"

"Misunderstanding! It's just a misunderstanding! You have arrested the wrong person!"

Ning Feng tried to clear himself of his grievances,
  Boom!
  The two policemen looked at each other.
  The male police officer slammed his hand on the table, then stood up.

"Everyone says that they were wrongly accused, and everyone gets the stolen goods. The evidence at the scene is conclusive. You can't deny it!"

"Stop playing with me with those internet jokes."

"I surf the Internet a lot when I'm not at work! I understand everything!"

The female police officer beside him coughed slightly.
  Tell him to stay calm,
  Then, I picked up the mobile phone on the table,
  Point the screen at Ning Feng and play a previously retrieved surveillance video.

At the same time, he took out his voice recorder and played back Ning Feng’s confession that he just recorded.
  Surveillance video and recording,

It became a live commentary,
  "For the last time, I'll show you the surveillance video again."

"See for yourself, how can this be consistent with your confession!"

After hearing what the female police officer said, Ning Feng wanted to die.

Well, for so long, the other party didn't believe a word I said.

And the picture environment in the surveillance video,
  It is a bed and breakfast room decorated with extremely pink colors.

Big bed, sofa, projector, three separate Chaoyang toilets,
  In the picture, Ning Feng, who was wearing casual clothes, had just opened the door of the B&B room, took off his sunglasses, and walked in dragging his luggage.

As soon as I entered the house, I started looking around.

At this time, the confession played in the recorder serves as the surveillance narration.

"That's the truth."

"I came to Shanghai simply to participate in a live variety show, and my agent booked me a bed and breakfast in advance."

"Yes, that's right. It's a cat B&B that's very popular recently. There are two cats in the room, so you can pet them as you like."

"I ordered an orange cat and a cow cat."

"When I entered the house, I wasn't looking for a lady, I was looking for a cat! It was a cat!"

"Uncle policeman, why don't you believe it?"

"Believe it? How can I believe it? There is obviously not a single cat at the scene! There are two women!"

In the recording, the male police officer’s rebuttal was heard:

The surveillance video continues,

In the picture, Xin Xia entered the room for about two minutes.

Two promiscuous women wearing windbreakers and heavy makeup,

He walked into the room from outside the door one after another,

Before Ning Feng could react,

He took off his windbreaker, revealing the cosplay costume of a cat girl with animal ears underneath.

Cat ears, cat tail, all the same!

Proficient in business and coherent in action.

Ning Feng in the picture was standing there in a daze, neither looking nor not looking.

Then, dozens of seconds later, the door of the B&B was unexpectedly knocked open by the policeman.

"Anti-pornography! Don't move!"

"Stand close to the wall!"

Monitoring playback is completed.

The last words in the recorder were,
  "Uncle policeman! Everything I said is true! I ordered the Cat B&B, not the Cat Lady B&B. I don't know these two women at all!"

Then it stopped abruptly,

boom!
  In the interrogation room,

The male police officer scored twice, slammed the table hard, and stood up again.

"Is this how you explained it to the police?!"

"Pfft..." The female police officer on the side couldn't stand it any longer and burst out laughing, "Hahahaha..."

After realizing that the atmosphere was a bit inappropriate, he cleared his throat to relieve the embarrassment.
  "Ahem, let's not talk about this first."

The female police officer flipped through the evidence bag on the table.

Inside were Ning Feng's wallet and two stacks of red hundred-yuan bills.
  A rough calculation puts it at about four to five thousand.

"How do you explain this cash?"

"It was clearly captured on the surveillance camera. When the two women entered the room, they consciously took money from your wallet. There was a total of five thousand, and each of them split half of it."

"Isn't this prostitution?"

The female police officer shook the evidence bag containing cash.
  "What age are you in, and you still have so much cash in your pocket?" Faced with the question from the female police officer,

Ning Feng looked innocent,
  "Police sister, I was also confused at the time."

"Thinking about it from my perspective, I happily booked a B&B and wanted to pet the cat."

"The result was that the cat didn't see it, and two strange women suddenly barged in."

"Come in and grab money from your wallet while taking off your clothes."

"Where can I go to reason?"

"Also, I didn't put the pinhole camera in the B&B. It must have been framed by someone."

dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door,
  The interrogation room door was pushed open,

A middle-aged policeman poked his head in.
  Then he placed the pile of documents in his hand on the table.

He glanced at Ning Feng meaningfully,

Take a long breath,

"Ning Feng, you can leave."

As soon as these words came out, the male and female police officers suddenly stood up.
  "what?"

"Captain, are you confused? I haven't found out one, two or three yet, how can I let him go?"

"Don't you believe everything he said?"

Faced with the inconceivability of the two people,

The middle-aged police officer spread his hands.
  "Who told him that everything he said was true?"

"I have checked all the B&B order information on Ning Feng's phone. It is indeed the wrong room."

"He ordered 309, but he mistook the house number and ended up at 306."

"The original owner of 306 has been caught, and he confessed to soliciting prostitution and using a pinhole camera to conduct live broadcasts on the Internet."

"The chat records and deposit transfer are all there."

"We arrested the wrong person."

Beside the table, the male police officer looked in disbelief.
  "no……"

"Then... everything he said is true?"

"Cat B&B? Have hotels developed to this point now?"

The middle-aged police officer shrugged.

"Can't you think of it?"

……

Leave the police station,

It is now around four o'clock in the afternoon,

People come and go,

"call……"

After leaving the door, Ning Feng breathed a long sigh of relief.

I met a beautiful figure running towards me in a hurry.

"Brother Ning Feng, why did you come to the police station? I've been looking for you for several hours, but I finally found you. I'm so worried!"

Wearing a professional-looking hip-hugging skirt, it outlines your curves.

The long curly chestnut hair is fragrant,
  Without makeup, bare makeup is enough to defy the heavens.

"The recording of the cast of "A Wonderful Dream" will start soon. Hurry, hurry, let's go there quickly."

As Ning Feng’s agent,

Fatty looked anxious.
  "I don't want to either. I just go to the B&B to put my luggage..."

Ning Feng shook his head,
  Without further ado, I followed Fatty into an online car-hailing service.

Go to the venue of the live variety show "Yi Xiang Tian Kai",
  Not long after Ning Feng traveled to this world,
  He became an eighteenth-tier young artist who signed a contract with Jiaxing, and by some strange combination of circumstances, Fatty became his manager.
  This time, I represented the company and participated in this live variety show.

In this world, entertainment and literature continue to be in a slump, the quality of various film and television literature and art works is poor, and foreign cultures invade a lot.

In order to stimulate the creativity of creators,
  This ridiculously ambitious live broadcast program was held in China.
  Actors, directors, singers, writers...divided into different groups according to different occupations to compete in creation.

The purpose is to rekindle national cultural confidence!

And what Ning Feng participated in was the cast of the show,
  According to the proposition and role setting given by AI,

The actors independently create detailed plots and perform fragments,
  After getting off the car and walking to the waiting area for the show, Ning Feng asked: "Pang Di, what is the proposition of the first game?"

"It's [Rural Wealth], and the character setting is [Village Committee Director]."

　Newbie on the road, please collect and vote

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)