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Chapter 132: Wine and meat passed through the intestines, leaving Buddha in the heart

Chapter 132: Wine and meat passed through the intestines, leaving Buddha in the heart

Ning Feng, who is half lying next to the fence beside the wall, plays the role of Jigong.
Once the image of eating meat appears,
In an instant, in the entire online live broadcast room,

Caused an uproar!
"What's going on?? Isn't Ning Feng playing a monk? Why is he still eating meat?!"

"The monk has hair, but he can still tolerate it. After all, there are many lay disciples."

"But eating meat? Don't monks fast? They don't eat meat, fish, spicy food, and they don't eat after noon."

"It's noon, I'm eating meat again, my BUFF is full!"

"It's over. From the beginning, Ning Feng messed up!"

"Oh, you are confused! Ning Feng is only thinking about breaking through the inherent image of the character. The monk doesn't eat meat, so he insists on eating it in the performance! He doesn't eat in the afternoon, but he insists on eating in the afternoon!"

"I want to break through and subvert, but I ignore the actual problems of the character itself! This is not subversion, this is blind acting!!"

Likewise, in the waiting area.

When all the contestants saw Ning Feng's appearance,
He plays the role of a monk, but he doesn’t fast, eats meat and fish, and he does it so openly and without any hesitation.

For a moment, everyone was stunned,

"This...isn't this inappropriate?"

"Although I don't believe in this aspect, it seems that Buddhism is very popular in China, and the consequences of such a blatant tarnishing of its image..."

"It shouldn't be. Even if Ning Feng has no common sense, he can't remember that monks can't eat meat, right?"

"Because of the obsession with the authorities, Ning Feng must have subconsciously ignored this when he was imagining the performance!"

"It's over. One appearance and a wrong image. No matter how good his acting skills are or how clever the plot arrangement is, it will all be in vain!"

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In the studio,

The show goes on,

Jigong, played by Ning Feng, is holding a tattered cattail leaf fan in his left hand, fanning it slightly.
In his right hand, he held the already sour elbow meat.

Eat big mouthfuls of food,
Faced with Guang Liang’s doubts, why not turn it into wood?
Ning Feng shook his head while eating meat.
"I don't want to see you lose to me, bang your head three times, and crack your forehead."

As soon as he finished speaking, he continued to devour the elbow meat in his hands.

His facial expressions and movements, vomiting like a wolf,
It’s as if what’s in your hands is something special in the world,
"Okay! You're pretending to be crazy again!"

Monk Guang Liang was furious, thinking that the other party was deliberately teasing him.
"Today, I have to drive you out of the mountain gate!"

Guang Liang's tone was strong,

Step forward, point your finger,
"Let's go! Follow me to see the elders!"

Ning Feng, who was half lying down, smiled and said nothing, chewing the meat in his mouth.

At this moment, I fanned the cattail leaf fan in my hand.

sit up,

With smiles on his face,

"alright."

"Who can say that you can't change?"

"Did I say that?"

Jigong, played by Ning Feng, shook his head while chewing meat.
His image is not like that of an enlightened monk with a solemn appearance.
Rather like a crazy scoundrel,

"Then why don't you bring out the wood?!"

Guang Liang spread his hands, full of threats.

"Didn't I agree to deliver the wood at three quarters noon?"

Ning Feng gently nodded with the hand holding the elbow meat.

He half-closed his eyes, looking like he hadn't woken up.
As soon as he finished speaking, he bit his teeth again,
Tear off a piece of meat from your hand and swallow it into your mouth.
When others saw it, their mouths watered, and they subconsciously became greedy.

"If nothing else, Ning Feng's meat tastes really good."

Chen Daoming, who was sitting on the judges' table, smiled helplessly.
"Eating seems to be a common thing in life,"

"But when it comes to acting, it's really not easy to perform the eating scene well, to act in an ordinary way, and to portray an image."

"This shows that there is no problem with Ning Feng's acting skills." Gong Li sighed with regret on her face.
"Alas, it's a pity that this is a live broadcast, so we can't reshoot and change the script. Otherwise, with his acting skills, there shouldn't be any problems this round."

"But the mistake is that he chose a role that he shouldn't have chosen!" Chen Kaige hit the nail on the head.
"The more delicious the food he plays, the more he is acting blindly! The monk eats meat and eats it so deliciously and comfortably, it is just nonsense!"

"The more I look at it, the more I frown!" At this moment, when I heard Jigong's words,

Monk Guangliang, it is impossible to explain or reason.
Swallow your anger,

Nodding heavily:

"it is good."

"I'll just wait for you a little longer!"

Jigong, played by Ning Feng, smiled clearly.

He took a bite of meat and continued to fall against the wall, crossing his legs and shaking his dirty feet.
Humming a tune softly.

"Qingming! Qingming!"

Guang Liang turned around and shouted loudly towards the other side of the temple,
Soon, a young monk wearing blue-grey monk robes ran over quickly.

"Go to the mountain and see if there are any donors transporting wood up the mountain!"

"Yes." The little monk ran away quickly.

"Jing'an!" Guang Liang called out again, calling for another young monk.

"Master Guang,"

"Go to the back of the mountain and see if there is a donor who can transport the wood up the mountain!"

"Yes."

Two young monks were sent out one after another.

Only then did Guang Liang provocatively glance at Jigong on the wall with the corner of his eye.
And Jigong, played by Ning Feng, happened to sit up at this moment,

While eating meat, he smiled mysteriously,

His eyes narrowed slightly and fell on Guang Liang.

Dayou looked like he was seeing a good show and was humming a ditty.

"Master! No one is transporting wood up the mountain!"

"Master! There is no one behind the mountain to transport wood up the mountain!"

"Okay, okay." Two young monks came to report one after another. Guang Liang said "ok" three times in a row.

"Humph." He put his hands behind his back and said,

With his fat and round body, he turned sideways and looked up at where Jigong was.
His expression was full of pride,

Thinking that the overall situation is under control, he is waiting for Ji Gong to leave the mountain. He will no longer be a thorn in the side of this temple.

bang bang bang...

There were three consecutive sounds of wood banging,

The monks in the temple told the time on time.

Guang Liang heard clearly, his eyes widened at this moment, as if his plot had succeeded.

Shaking his arms, he pointed to where Jigong was.
"arrive!"

"The time has come!"

"Hand over the wood!!"

He had a smile on his face, as if he had foreseen that Jigong would be driven out of the mountain gate without being able to produce even half a piece of wood!

However, Jigong played by Ning Feng,
Faced with Guang Liang’s provocation,
Just eating meat and smiling without saying a word,
His eyes were thoughtful.

While I was thinking about it, I heard a loud and earth-shaking sound coming from the temple!

Boom, boom, boom!
It seemed like thunder, exploding in the blue sky and daylight!
Jigong, played by Ning Feng, sits on the fence on the wall, as steady as Mount Tai.
Guang Liang, who was under the wall, was confused and at a loss, covering his ears with his hands.

While saying anxiously:

"what happened?……"

"Sunny day and thunder?!"

At this time, a young monk hurried over,
He shouted hurriedly:
"Master Guang, Master Guang, it's not good!"

"The water in the well is rolling!!"

"Ah?!" Guang Liang was stunned. This sudden vision was completely beyond his expectation!
 The last chapter was released hahahahaha
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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