What the hell is Uncle Dong happy about letting you play the role of village committee member?

Chapter 164 Legs? Where did the legs come from! (3000 words long chapter)
After hearing what Huang Bo said,

Deng Chao, who was originally extremely worried, looked much better.

"You did remind me."

"Thanks to Ning Feng, for the bonus, he added an extra layer of restraint to himself."

"I often walk by the river, and my shoes don't get wet. After so many battles, it's time for him to lose by being safe and sound!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he looked confidently into the studio.

At this moment, Ning Feng's performance continued.

Inside Huang Silang's fortress.

The three of them sat around the table, drinking and drinking, and there was an undercurrent.

"It has to be split half and half anyway!" Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, pretended to be confused and changed the originally unfair split into a 50-50 split.

Master Tang, played by Ge You, who was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized his mistake and admitted his mistakes again and again.

"Then I...then I was wrong."

"You are so wrong!" Ning Feng nodded.

Huang Silang, played by Runfa Chow, had an inexplicable smile on his face, looked at Ge You, and said politely: "Master, we still listen to the county magistrate, half and half."

"If you really have the guts to suppress bandits, the dollar of the two major families will be worth a hair."

"A hair!" Ning Feng affirmed.

"Where is it!?" Ge You lowered his head and sighed.

"You have the courage." Zhou Runfa pointed at Ning Feng and spread his hands, "But what about your ability?"

"Why do I believe that you can defeat Zhang Mazi!?"

When Ning Feng heard this, he cupped his hands and said, "Master Huang, Brother Rong wants to ask you a question."

"please."

"Zhang Mazi can rob you. Why can't he enter your home?"

Zhou Runfa raised his head and looked around with a confident look on his face: "My watchtower is impregnable."

"Easy to defend but hard to attack, he can't get in!"

"Then why do you really believe that Master and I are the only ones who entered your watchtower?" Ning Feng pointed with a smile on his face.

Hearing this, Zhou Runfa and Ge You looked at each other with the same doubtful look in their eyes.

The next moment, I saw Ning Feng hiding a delicate whistle in his mouth from nowhere.
Take a deep breath now and blow hard!
Suddenly, the whistle sounded crisp and harsh.

Spread outside the watchtower!

After a while, there was a more melodious whistle with a strange rhythm, echoing from outside the house!

That was the response to Ning Feng!

"Did you hear that?" Inside the room, Ning Feng raised his head and looked at Chow Yun-fat.

The latter nodded slightly: "I heard it."

"I can come in where Zhang Mazi can't." Ning Feng's tone slowed down.
"When Zhang Mazi doesn't want to die, I can make him die!"

After the words fell, Zhou Runfa narrowed his eyes even more and stared at the other party meaningfully.

At this moment, behind the curtain beside the table, there were three people kneeling.

With a scream, large amounts of blood mist sprayed out.

Master Tang, played by Ge You, stood up in panic and shouted: "Another one dies!"

"You can confess me." Zhou Runfa looked behind the curtain and reminded with good intentions: "Don't wrong yourself."

Immediately, he turned his eyes to Ning Feng and said, "County Magistrate Ma, I have long seen that you are not a person who takes nothing for granted."

"However, those who have the courage to suppress bandits will escape death." There was a hidden threat in his words.

"Oh? How can you see that?" Ning Feng raised his eyebrows, pretending to be confused.

"Zhang Mazi is an extraordinary person." Zhou Runfa leaned back, his eyes revealing sincere memories,

"Twenty years ago, we met once."

"Is there such a fate?" Ning Feng tilted his head: "Then, where does the fate come from?"

"As the lights dimmed, he suddenly looked back."

"But I am hidden in the shadow of the lamp."

"One is in the light and the other is in the dark." Ge You acted as the on-site translator.

"Hush, quite, quite!"

"Then at that moment..." Ning Feng narrowed his eyes and leaned forward.

"Exactly...at this moment." Zhou Runfa nodded slightly, his eyes blazing.

"How can it be...so similar?"

"Similar! Very similar!" Zhou Runfa nodded and said in a different tone: "However, you lack one thing compared to him."

"Isn't it the pockmark on the face?" Ning Feng measured his face with his hands.

"of course not."

"what is that?"

"You won't pretend to be stupid!"

"Yes!" Ning Feng heard this and raised his hand, "Brother! When I was still in my mother's womb, the fortune teller pointed at my mother's belly and said that the biggest shortcoming of this child in the future is that he will not be able to pretend to be confused!"

His tone was extremely fast, and then slowed down instantly: "Brother, can I still change it?"

"You can't change it! You're born with it!" Zhou Runfa raised his hand and pointed at Ge You, who was making soy sauce.
"Look at this master, he is a master at pretending to be confused!"

"Dollar, say knife."

"Dollar, what is it?"

"Mei yuan, us, dollar!" As soon as Ge You said these words, everyone burst into laughter.

The originally tense atmosphere suddenly relaxed for the most part.

"Look! What a genius pretending to be confused!"

"Thank you, Mr. Huang, for your praise. I was really confused for once." Ge You drank all the wine in his hand, "After the successful suppression of the bandits, we only need two percent of the smoke and soil to be recovered." "No! Half and half. Open!" Zhou Runfa waved his hand: "To show my sincerity, I wish the bandits a triumphant victory."

"One million eight hundred thousand, send it immediately!"

"Hey, no reward for no merit, it's too early to collect money now!" Ning Feng raised his eyebrows and speculated,
But Zhou Runfa was determined to give the money and shouted towards the stairs in front: "Daiyu! Qingwen!"

Before he finished speaking, there was a barefoot woman with a graceful and graceful figure, walking slowly up the stairs.

Ning Feng quickly turned his head and looked at Zhou Runfa seriously, "Brother, I can't have beautiful women either."

Upon hearing this, Ge You, who was still half lying on the chair, became anxious instantly.

"The beauty doesn't want it, and you don't want the money either. What do you want?!"

"Legs!" Ning Feng said concisely.

"What legs?!" Ge You and Zhou Runfa said in unison.

"The heroic spirit of the world, the brave and gentle thighs!"

Before he finished speaking, Ning Feng raised his hands towards Zhou Runfa: "Brother!"

"Brother!" Zhou Runfa also followed suit.

"Your legs are my legs!"

"Your legs are my life!"

"As the saying goes, there is no way out in the world!"

"If you have legs, you have a road!"

"Understood! Understood!" Zhou Runfa said in a heavy tone.

"I understand too." Ge You said in a very coping manner, and continued to look at the woman who kept walking.

Barefoot, wearing only tight-fitting shorts and a bellyband, with heavy make-up, she looks stunning.

But when he was about to walk to the table, he accidentally slipped his foot and fell to the ground immediately.

The wooden box held in his hand also fell and opened.

Reveal the two shining gems inside!
"Damn thing!" Zhou Runfa frowned and slammed the scabbard in his hand on the table.

Taking advantage of the situation, he pulled out the blade inside, and it shone brightly and coldly.
He was going to chop it off on that girl’s fair neck!
when! !

However, unexpectedly, there was a crisp sound of gold and iron clashing!

Almost at the moment Zhou Runfa drew the knife, the long knife in Ning Feng's hand moved forward!
The short knife in Zhou Runfa's hand flew out.

He was caught in the air by Ning Feng.

Steady and extremely precise, it was aimed at the scabbard, impartially, and slowly sheathed!

"Flowers will bloom again, and people will never be young again."

"The girl is as beautiful as a flower, brother, you can't be angry!"

Huang Silang, played by Chow Yun-fa, immediately stepped forward and pressed Ning Feng's hand tightly on the scabbard of the short sword.

Ge You on the side quickly reminded softly: "Master Huang, easy, easy!"

The next moment, Ning Feng and Zhou Runfa looked at each other for a long time.
Suddenly, they burst out laughing in unison.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"It's too late to meet you!" Zhou Runfa stopped laughing first and said through gritted teeth, "Girl, give me the diamonds as well!"

"Hey, I brought my wife here." Ning Feng turned away, "It's not convenient to accept another girl."

"The diamond, give it to Madam!"

Before Zhou Runfa finished speaking, Ge You opened his hand with a smile on his face: "Okay, I'll keep it for her first!"

Without waiting for the other party's consent, he stood up, quickly walked to the girl kneeling on the ground, and kissed the other party's face hard: "Get up."

He put away the wooden box containing the gems without leaving a trace, and looked at Zhou Runfa doubtfully: "Isn't it Daiyu and Qingwen?"

"Why did a woman come?"

"Could her name be Daiyu Qingwen?" Ning Feng pointed with his hand.
"You don't know how to pretend to be confused!" Zhou Runfa smiled brightly, "I gave him an Oriental name!"

"Daiyu Qingwenzi!" The three of them said in unison, and laughed loudly after the words fell!
"Ah!" Immediately afterwards, a scream came from behind the curtain, indicating that all three people behind the scene had committed suicide.

"All dead!" Ge You stood up suddenly, shocked.

"Master! High!" Zhou Runfa ignored the screams behind the curtain and toasted directly to Ge You. Then he looked at Ning Feng and shouted:

"County magistrate, hard!"

Ning Feng and Ge You looked at each other and said together: "Master Huang, you are tall and hard!!"

After the words fell, the environmental background projected by AI quietly faded out throughout the photography.

Chen Duoming, who was sitting on the judges' bench, clapped his hands and exclaimed: "Okay!"

"This literary drama can be said to be the most enjoyable, rhythmic and exciting of all the film and television works I have watched in recent years!"

"There are secrets hidden in every sentence. You come and go, testing each other, and the undercurrent is surging!"

"It really looks like the Hongmen Banquet in ancient times!"

"Every line seems simple, but it is not simple!"

"It's worth savoring."

Hearing Chen Daoming's unstinting praise, he hugged his shoulders and leaned on Chen Kaige who was sitting next to him, humming and shaking his head.
"I feel that your evaluation of Ning Feng's performance is a bit high."

"No matter how good or outstanding his acting is, he still has to follow the rules."

Chen Kaige turned sideways and looked at the other three judges.

"Don't forget the extra rules he set for himself."

"We need to integrate history into the performance without leaving any trace."

"But now it seems that there are no traces at all, no trace at all!"

"If you ask me, he is just bluffing, there is no deep meaning at all!"

"No matter how good the performance is, it can still be considered off-topic!"

(End of this chapter)