Entertainment: Love variety show King of Hell, national goddess breaks defense

Chapter 49 Are the young couple going to kiss secretly?

——[Good guy, Reba, have you just come back from digging coal? 】

——[It looks like a stray cat picked up on the roadside, miserable and cute~]

——[Once again, we were struck by our Fatty’s beauty and cuteness! 】

Reba: Crying cat head.jpg
  Wow, wow, that's so embarrassing. She actually thought Su Chen was talking about earthy love words just now.

Now the audience in the live broadcast room can see her disgraced look!

Su Chen graciously gave up his hot water, "Wash your face first."

Reba hesitated for a moment, "Wash your face and your makeup might get stained, so you have to put it on all over again."

"You'd better wipe it for me. I just need to touch up my makeup a little then. It's not that troublesome."

Su Chen hummed, quickly washed his hands, then picked up the towel and gently wiped the dirt on Reba's face.

Reba stood there obediently, blinking, "Are you ready?"

"Not yet." Su Chen frowned, "And there seems to be something dirty on your eyelids..."

Reba showed an expression like "I knew you would say this" and said, "Stop! Stick it back on! Those are my double eyelid stickers!"

Su Chen: "..."

——[Hahaha, I knew it would be like this. Straight men can’t tell that a girl is wearing makeup or not! 】

——[Brother Chen, don’t be discouraged. It’s normal not to know about double eyelid patches, because I don’t know them either! 】

——[I’ve seen my wife put on makeup before and it felt really like putty. I don’t understand why girls like it! 】

——[Women know how to put on makeup, just like men know how to exercise, all to make themselves happy~]

"Ahem..." Su Chen coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, "Reba, you seem to be a little dirty around your eyes."

"That's eye shadow." Reba said helplessly.

Sure enough, no matter how carefully a girl designs her makeup, straight men can still tell that she is wearing lipstick.

Thinking of lipstick, Reba tried to awaken Su Chen's memory.

"Su Chen, look, the lipstick I put on today is the 999 I mentioned last time~"

"What's the difference from usual? Aren't they all red?" Su Chen looked confused.

"Of course it's different~"

"Although they are all red, they have different tones. Some are more orange, some are more rose, some are more brown, and this one is more blue~"

"And the flavors will be different. There are strawberry, chocolate, mint, and lollipop flavors. There are many kinds~"

When Reba talked about what she liked, she talked a lot excitedly.

Then he looked up and saw that Su Chen's hand holding the towel had been put down, and his eyelids started to tremble because he was so sleepy.

"Su Chen!" Reba was a little annoyed, grabbing Su Chen's shoulders and shaking her, "Wake up, what I said is so boring!"

Reba got closer and closer, Su Chen moved back and almost touched the basin, then stood still, looked at Reba casually, and asked casually.

"So what does your lipstick smell like?"

Reba was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that the distance between the two of them was so close. She even had to raise her head high to see Su Chen's lowered eyes.

Oops, the atmosphere seems a bit ambiguous!

What do Su Chen's words mean?
  Is he just simply curious about the taste of lipstick, or is he saying in disguise that he wants to kiss her? !

Dozens of thoughts passed through Reba's mind in one second. She stared at Su Chen's unruffled eyes and clenched her fists nervously.

"Won't you know if you try it?"

After speaking, Reba lowered her eyes shyly, as if she was holding a little rabbit in her chest, beating wildly.

She had already hinted so clearly, wouldn't Su Chen not be able to understand?
  ——[Ah ah ah what did I hear! This young couple really doesn’t treat us as outsiders! 】

——[All of Aite’s domestic entertainment and romance dramas here will be filmed according to this standard for me from now on! ]——[Wow, you guys are so sweet, let me forget it! Su Chen, what are you waiting for? Kiss her and make her mouth swell! 】

The barrages in the live broadcast room exploded, with dozens of them appearing in one second.

Su Chen curled his lips with a look of disgust on his face, "Why should I taste that stuff?"

"It contains lead and mercury. Reba, do you want me to be poisoned by heavy metals?"

Reba:? ?

Why is this answer different from what I thought? ?

What about lead, mercury and heavy metals? That’s not the point at all, okay!
  Ms. Reba, who has always wanted to be strong in her life, asked without giving up, "What if I guarantee that mine does not contain heavy metals?"

Su Chen thought for a few seconds and still gave the same answer, "I won't taste it."

"Why!" Reba was completely stunned and raised her tone in disbelief.

"Because this red color is extracted from cochineal insects." Su Chen said seriously.

Reba was confused, "What kind of insect?"

Su Chen took out his mobile phone. Although he didn't understand cosmetics, he understood biology!

"It's the fleshy little red worm in the photo, which is widely used in dyes, pigments, and cosmetics."

"The eye shadow and lipstick you just mentioned are all made of this kind of bug."

"Although it's non-toxic and harmless, it's still a bit off-putting. I wonder why you girls would use such a thing?"

Reba looked at the photo, looked at Su Chen, and then continued to lower her head to look at the photo, wanting to cry but not having any tears.

Wuwuwu, what heinous crime did she commit in her previous life, so that she would fall in love with a straight man in this life?
  What's even worse is that she seems to have become accustomed to Su Chen's various straight male behaviors through this period of time together.

Now I don’t feel angry. Instead, I think it makes sense. I even want to change my lipstick to colorless lipstick!
  It's over, it's over, Reba kept muttering in her heart, can't she really like Su Chen? What a sin, oh oh oh!

——[No, I have taken off my pants, and you are just telling me this? 】

——[Fraud, this is simply a fraud! 】

——[I will use all my strength to shout this: Su Chen, your sister has a heart! ! 】

——[Crying, as a student of food engineering, although what you said makes sense, Su Chen, is now the time to say this! 】

——[Hahahaha I knew it! Brother Chen's brain circuit is indeed strange and unique! 】

Doorway.

The little girl leaned half in and said, "Brother and sister~ Grandma said it's time to eat~ After dinner, they have to rush to worship their ancestors~"

never mind. Reba sighed deeply and stopped arguing with this stinky straight man.

Besides, this was their first kiss on the show.

We should find a more romantic location and opportunity, not in this kitchen full of fumes.

"Idiot Su Chen!" Reba wrinkled her nose and snorted, "I'll spare you this time."

Seeing Su Chen's puzzled expression, Reba felt a little funny and stood up on tiptoes to reach his ear.

"But next time, remember to be more proactive~"

Su Chen:?
  Reba lowered her head, covering up the raised corners of her lips, and walked out of the kitchen.

——[Wait, what just happened? 】

——[Damn it, the camera guy took off all the drumsticks! 】

——[I’m so anxious, I can’t see anything at this tricky angle~]

——[Could the young couple be secretly kissing behind our backs? 】

(End of this chapter)