My video is fantasy, the protagonists are stupid

Chapter 167 167. I am Bai Xiaochun, not a black man

[The scene turned and showed a handsome young man with big watery eyes. He had a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right hand. He was running on tiptoes and smiled brightly——]

[Behind him are a group of "old, weak, sick and disabled", following him with red eyes, wanting to take back their "chickens and ducks"! 】

[Villager: Bai Xiaochun, you white rat——]

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Silence, deathly silence in all the worlds, everyone couldn't stand it when they looked at the picture in the video!
Bai Xiaochun, what a familiar name!

Isn't he the most active "prodigy" on the "barrage"? Why does this scene start with this scene?
Aren't all geniuses "light in the wind and the moon, and graceful in the dust"?

Why is this style of painting so sudden?

"Damn it, I can't stand it any longer. You started sneaking around. Bai Xiaochun, you can't hide it with your vest, haha~"

"Look at the villagers. Obviously this is not the first time. Most of the chickens and ducks in the whole village have been poisoned!"

"Damn it, I just finished watching 'Emperor of the Wild Sky' and suddenly I felt a little excited watching this. What's going on?"

"Sure enough, there are many talented people, and everyone has a different personality. This Bai Xiaochun is so interesting!"

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Countless creatures looked at the embarrassed Bai Xiaochun, holding their belly and laughing. They had seen Xiao Yan's youthfulness, seen Tang San's duplicity, seen Han Li's eclectic style, and seen Emperor Huang Tian's military life.

At this moment, this Bai Xiaochun seemed different again!

This opening is already so explosive that it makes people laugh!
However, the most lively part was the barrage. Many people had colluded with Bai Xiaochun and were comrades in the "Three Killing Alliance".

When I look at the video now, my expression is one of those that I can’t hold back!
[Hei Huang (Zhetian): What a good boy, you stole the chicken at the beginning, you are worthy of it, Xiaochun! @白小春. 】

[Ruffian Dragon (God's Tomb): Looking at the reactions of these villagers, you shouldn't have rattled all the "chickens" in the whole village, right? 】

[Luo Feng (swallowing): Why do I have a sense of sight that the "rich and handsome" vest has fallen off? Brother Xiaochun, can you not hide it anymore? 】

[Ye Fan (Zhe Tian): You are so black and dirty, hahaha——]

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[God King, Tang San (Douluo): Huh, I said - you don't like me, so tell you guys, I am definitely the only one in all the worlds! 】

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[Bai Xiaochun (a thought): My family, who knows? I was young, frivolous and ignorant, and a man with a low head attacked me crazily! @Tang San. 】

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The atmosphere of the barrage was distorted. It seemed that the military life of "Emperor Huang Tian" was too suppressed. The relaxed atmosphere at this time gave everyone an excellent mood.

Many geniuses who had not spoken for a long time also joined the discussion at this time.

Simultaneously
Bai Xiaochun is so active on weekdays, he is like a conspicuous person in the "chat group", he is everywhere!

At this moment, playing his video naturally attracted a lot of attention.

[At the same time, the video continues——]

[After eating and drinking, Bai Xiaochun took out an incense stick, which was half burned]

[Bai Xiaochun: I, I want to cultivate immortality, I want to live forever - he once watched his relatives leave and his elders die. 】

[He is very afraid of such a result. He wants to cultivate to become an immortal and gain immortality! 】

[Bai Xiaochun looked at the little "incense" left and lit it immediately——]

[Suddenly, strong winds and thunder broke out, and the clouds in the sky turned black, as if a natural disaster was coming! 】

[Seeing this, Bai Xiaochun trembled all over and ran away without caring so much - he was extremely scared! 】

[However, before he could run a few steps, a handsome man stepped on a flying sword and twisted him up——] [The man was dressed in green clothes and looked extremely handsome, but at this time, there was anger in his eyes, and boundless anger. anger--】

[Li Qinghou: Did you order this incense? 】

[Bai Xiaochun: Senior - I have been waiting for you, I am Xiaochun! 】

[Li Qinghou heard this and trembled with anger. In the past few years or more than ten years, someone has always lit this incense - once, ten times, dozens of times. He came repeatedly to look for it, but no one was seen. He once suspected that someone was playing tricks on him]

[This incense is a reward that he received from others when he was young. After he has achieved success, he can be rewarded by lighting the incense and calling him to come. As long as the request is not excessive, it can be satisfied. 】

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[This time, Li Qinghou calculated the time and waited patiently - and as a result, he saw this scene in front of him! 】

[This brat, after lighting the incense, you are so scared because the picture is too scary? What does it mean to run away? ! ! ! 】

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The video, frame by frame, was engraved in the eyes of countless people, making those who were laughing and watching the video stretch their necks like ostriches!
They're numb!

I was really confused by Bai Xiaochun's "sexy operation".

"Damn it, Li Qinghou came here dozens of times? But Bai Xiaochun escaped every time because he was afraid, so he failed?"

"Damn it, boss, he's playing tricks on you!"

"Hey, I can't stop laughing. This Bai Xiaochun knew he was a big troublemaker just by looking at the barrage, and he turned out to be a big fool."

"Is this okay? You call people to come here to seek immortality. When they come, you run away. You continue to do it for more than ten years and dozens of times. The ancestors are confused."

"This Li Qinghou is really good-tempered. I'm going to give it to Dabi Dou!"

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It's hard to live with laughter. All the creatures in the world are really dying of laughter. In their eyes, this Bai Xiaochun is definitely a "big troublemaker".

There is no such thing!
You seek a path to immortality, and when people come, you run away, just once or twice, and you do it dozens of times!

No wonder the incense stick that was so "long" is now just a little bit thin, and it ends up being "sexy" for you.

Perfect, nine heavens and ten lands, borderland.

The majestic Imperial Pass stands at the end of the Heavenly Road, blocking the endless deep sky and its magnificent waves.

Shi Hao was dressed in white and stood in front of the Imperial Pass. Looking at Bai Xiaochun's posture in the video, he widened his eyes and said in astonishment: "He's so naughty."

He was very naughty when he was young, but he was not as naughty as Bai Xiaochun!

First, he touched all the chickens and ducks in the village, and then lit incense and "played" with Li Qinghou.

This is really awesome!
"This doll is interesting, hahahaha——"

Beside him, the elder looked at Bai Xiaochun's "sexy moves" and raised his hand to stroke his gray beard, his eyes full of smiles.

indeed
Watching Shi Hao's military life, let him see how other geniuses grow step by step, which can also relieve his depressed emotions.

He agreed very much with this.

"Shi Hao, remember your purpose. Although Bai Xiaochun is playful, have you seen that he has a strong obsession with immortality!"

"People always need some obsession to keep themselves moving forward."

　PS: A new chapter is coming, don’t worry, the writing will be exciting.

　　(Please give me some encouragement by following up - let’s play PK now!)

　　
　
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