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Chapter 684 'Awkward! Even more embarrassing than previous seasons!'

"hahahahahahahaha!"

Li Xueqin's voice is too prominent.

Renke said: "Li Xueqin! Li Xueqin once said that Tieling is the end of the universe."

Xu Zhisheng came between Wang Hedi and Li Cheng, grinning and said, "I have to say it's quite exaggerated."

Li Cheng and Wang Hedi smiled and nodded. Indeed, what Renke said was very exaggerated and his speaking speed was particularly slow.

"Okay, now it's Snow Ridge. I also think Snow Ridge is the end of the universe."

Li Xueqin heard what Renke said and yelled, "Awkward! I'm so embarrassed!"

Lamu Yangzi hugged Li Xueqin and said, "Stop, hold on!"

Wang Sulong couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted Renke's spell and said, "Do you have a normal teacher over there? I want to change one."

The Xinwu people on the opposite side did not speak for a long time. After two minutes, they continued, "Now let me ask you, how many universes are there between Tieling and Xueling?"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

No one among the old folks answered the question. They all burst into laughter. The main reason was that what kind of question was this? It was too embarrassing.

Sister Meng also shook her hat that was covered with snow from Li Cheng's blowing, and said, "What the hell is that?"

Li Xueqin frowned and asked, "How many are there?"

Wang Sulong spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know, so Li Xueqin had to guess and said, "Three thousand."

"why?"

Li Xueqin was a little speechless when she heard Wang Sulong's question and said, "I just randomly say a number, who knows how much it is."

"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

Lamu Yangzi and Sister Meng laughed very loudly.

Li Xueqin looked in the direction of Lamu Yangzi's finger.

Wang Hedi was seen riding on Wang Chuanjun's neck and preparing to climb the ice wall.

Li Cheng was wearing the gloves he had received from Xu Zhisheng and hanging them on the wall.

"They have already appeared!"

The people of Xinwu also found two heads.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

A boy came over and pushed their hands, saying, "You can't do this."

Li Cheng lay half of his body on the ice wall. He freed one hand and said hello: "Hello! Sister Shan! Shen Yue, sister-in-law, Brother Qi!"

Wang Hedi also waved and said hello: "Hi!"

At this time, Renko did not respond to the two people at all, and corrected them by saying into the microphone: "The answer is one thousand and one."

Shan Yichun came under the ice wall, looked up at Li Cheng and said, "Brother Chengcheng, please go down. It's too dangerous. Don't fall."

"Brother, hurry up and get down, or you will fall."

Lang Lang's wife Gina also speaks Northeastern dialect.

Wang Hedi and Li Cheng looked at each other and had to give up because the staff of the director team were already coming over here.

Li Xueqin heard Renke's words and asked back, "Why?"

"Because our story is going to have one thousand and one nights!"

Li Xueqin's forehead was squeezed into a "川" shape when she heard Renke's answer. She said, "It's really, really bad, this one."

Wang Hedi went down the ice wall first, and came to Li Cheng with Wang Chuanjun to pick him up.

Wang Hedi reminded: "Tell them to change someone else."

As Li Cheng carried him away, he shouted to the Xinwu people across the street, "Talk to someone else, talk to someone else."

Xu Zhisheng looked at Li Cheng and asked, "Can you see what happened just now?"

"Yes, Nishina, what Nishina said."

Wang Hedi let go of Li Cheng's legs and nodded.

Li Xueqin also shouted into the microphone at this time: "Can you change to someone who speaks better Mandarin?"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

The old folks laughed loudly.

Especially Wang Hedi, although his Mandarin is average, it is much better than Renke's.

"Excuse me!!!!!"

A loud bang sounded in the sky.

"Oh my god, who is this?"

Li Xueqin was startled.

Li Cheng didn't even need to think about it and said, "It must be Sister Shan. The tone of her voice is exactly hers."

"Emma, ​​don't say anything."

Li Xueqin also heard it, it was too simple and pure.

"Teacher Xu Zhisheng!"

"Oh my God!"

Xu Zhisheng's face was full of helplessness. How could this happen to him?

Sister Meng was also watching the show and said, "Hey, it's your turn."

Xu Zhisheng nodded and said, "It's my turn." Then he adjusted the microphone and said, "Hello, hello."

"Excuse me! What is the recipe of the sponsor?"

When this was said, Lamu Yangzi reacted very quickly and said, "What's up, are you here for business?"

Xu Zhisheng also pointed at Li Cheng who was squatting on the ground in the distance and making snowballs and said, "You should ask Cheng Cheng about this. You never talked to me! Isn't Cheng Cheng in charge of business affairs?"

Sister Meng patted Li Cheng who was playing in the snow and said, "It's the sponsor's recipe."

Li Cheng repeated the story to Xu Zhisheng while making a snowball.

Xu Zhisheng parroted what Li Cheng said, and he said what Li Cheng said.

Finally, Xu Zhisheng motioned to Li Cheng to come over. Li Cheng had no choice but to walk to the microphone and repeat the broadcast while holding the snowball.

"Oh! You're worthy of being my brother!"

“You still have to be a spokesperson!”

“I remember this so clearly!”

"Look, it's been upgraded this year!"

The old folks were very excited, but they were not quite sure about this year's broadcast, otherwise they would not be able to let Li Cheng handle the business by himself during the party.

Song Dandan, who was freezing cold, complained: "It's so boring."

Li Xueqin looked at the director team and said, "This is so awkward."

Wang Hedi was also squatting on the ground playing with the snow like Li Cheng, saying, "This is so boring."

"Tell me something, otherwise I can't squat on the ground and play in the snow!"

Li Cheng also turned his head and looked at the director team to complain that this segment was too boring. What's the problem? It was no less than the guests in the third season.

Li Cheng then looked at Wang Sulong and said, "Brother, please host it quickly."

"Ask some good questions! I heard that your questions are a bit poorly prepared."

Wang Sulong didn't hesitate. He was also bored and almost fell asleep.

As soon as these words were spoken, the other side fell silent.

After two minutes, he said, "Hmm, guess the riddles!"

"Oh my god!"

"Guess the riddles!"

"It sounds like it's collapsing! Come on!"

The other party said: "Um, Taohuawu 4, type three words!"

"Taohuawu 4 type three words?"

"Awkward!"

“How embarrassing!”

"so awkward!"

Opposite party: "There is no standard answer to this. I am not really sure about it."

Wang Hedi lowered his head and said, "Give me a reference."

"I think it might be like this, for example, Taohuawu 4, the answer might be three words: it hasn't aired yet."

"."

The old folks were really speechless, this one was too bad.

"oops!"

"I really can't stand it anymore. I am broken now."

The old folks are really convinced. What the hell is going on?

Li Cheng looked at Song Dandan and said, "Dan's mom, this is even more awkward than when we met in the first season."

"Ah."

Song Dandan answered in a low voice and nodded. She was really a little cold, and the questions raised by the new people on the opposite side were not nutritious at all. She felt that the audience would find it boring when it was broadcast.

Wang Sulong said into the microphone: "We are speechless."

Li Xueqin slumped her shoulders and said, "My feet are digging the ground."

"You just dug out a house with three bedrooms and a living room here!"

After Li Cheng finished speaking, Xu Zhisheng finally understood why Li Cheng had not spoken for so long and would rather play in the snow than speak.

But Sister Meng is miserable, Li Cheng is playing with her without saying anything! Her hat is covered with snowflakes made by Li Cheng! He is just short of stuffing snow into her neck!
"Come on! Forget it and do something else!"

Wang Hedi patted Li Cheng who was still making a snowball.

Li Cheng nodded, stretched out his hand to Sister Meng beside him and said, "Here you go."

Sister Meng looked at the very round snowballs made on Li Cheng's red, frozen hands and said, "Wow, you made them so round."

"Don't you even look at my hands? Aren't they round?"

Li Cheng's hands are very cold now. If he puts this behind someone's neck, the person will definitely jump high.

Wang Sulong looked at Li Cheng, Xu Zhisheng, Wang Chuanjun and Wang Hedi playing the human pyramid game and said into the microphone, "Quick, quick, next question."

"Well, who on the other side is the one who is particularly good at cooking?"

Wang Sulong repeated the question: "Who is the best cook?"

He looked back and saw the three people who knew how to cook were playing over there. He said, "You are the best cook, where are those three idiots playing snowballs?"

"Next question, Wang Sulong!"

Li Cheng and others heard the sound and stood up and brushed the snow off their bodies.

Li Cheng said: "Wang Sulong! See what your brother can ask!"

Wang Sulong started to jump up and down, and his fighting power was maxed out.

"Ask Wang Sulong about this year's 560."

When the old people heard this question, they were all puzzled. What is 560?
Sister Meng was happily playing with Li Cheng's snowball. When she heard five or sixty, she said to the others, "She said five or sixty!"

Xu Zhisheng also asked in confusion: "What is 560?"

"Six-five-zero!"

"Six-five-zero!"

"Six-five-zero!"

"Yes, 650, what kind of surprise will it bring us."

Wang Sulong was a little unhappy, and said into the microphone: "You didn't even know about 650 and you still came to record Taohuawu!"

Xu Zhisheng pointed at the opposite side and said, "Five or six, I have to find this person even if I have to watch the replay! Let's see who she is!"

Li Cheng lowered his head and said to the microphone, "Please ask some good questions. If they are all of this level, they can only be put on the extra edition. Your fans will ask why my brother and sister have no scenes! Why are they all old-timers! The strength of your questions is not enough."

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

When the old villagers heard what Li Cheng said, they all burst into laughter. It had to be Li Cheng who was really bold.

Sister Meng covered her mouth and smiled. She was really impressed. Li Cheng dared to say anything.

When the people of Xinwu heard what Li Cheng said, they were silent and very anxious.

"Well, let's urgently ask a question now!"

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"Excuse me! Teacher Guoli! When is Dan's mother's birthday?"

Zhang Guoli didn't expect this question to be so sharp.

Song Dandan said in a teasing tone: "Oh, you've got a stump! Zhang Guoli!"

Meng Ziyi saw that there was finally a question that could be broadcast, and said, "This question is good."

Zhang Guoli came to the microphone and whispered to Song Dandan: "Sign, sign, sign for me."

Song Dandan shook her head and refused to say anything.

"National teacher!"

The other side also began to urge.

Wang Chuanjun shouted: "Bad signal!"

Song Dandan suppressed her anger and urged, "Hurry up!"

Zhang Guoli said directly: "Dan's mother's birthday is in my heart."

Very confusing, he just turned around and ran away!

Song Dandan shouted: "One day!"

Zhang Guoli came to the back and stood in front of Li Cheng and the others and said, "How would I know her birthday?"

Song Dandan had very good ears, so she came over and said, "Then I know you are September 17th!"

"Oh hoo!"

Wang Hedi clapped his hands and looked at his old man.

"No, September 17th, Taki Taki."

Zhang Guoli pointed at Wang Sulong.

Wang Hedi was not afraid of the trouble and clapped his hands, then looked at Song Dandan; "Oh!"

Song Dandan was also a little unconfident and asked, "Are you September 17th?"

"It would be better if you didn't tell me, why would I be on September 17th!"

Zhang Guoli was also disappointed and said, "What are you talking about me? You don't even know my birthday!"

"Completely exposes your fake couple relationship"

Wang Hedi didn't expect that these two people didn't know each other's birthdays.

At this time, Sister Meng and Li Cheng looked at each other in tacit understanding. They both knew that if they remembered each other's birthday, they would be in trouble, especially how would Zhang Guoli explain it when he got home! Even if they knew, they couldn't say it.

"Let's get more intense! May I ask Meng Ziyi? How many guests were there in the first three seasons of Taohuawu?"

As soon as Sister Meng heard herself, especially this question, she immediately started to calculate in her mind.

The old fans of Wushu started counting, especially Liu Wuling and Song Dandan, after all, they have been there since the first season.

Sister Meng said calmly, "Forty-seven regular guests and five flying guests." She then complained, "Hurry up and perform well, otherwise you will be forced to do extra work like Cheng Cheng said, or you may have to fly next year."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone was very impressed when they heard Sister Meng’s words.

Li Cheng gave a thumbs up and said, "It has to be Sister Meng!"

Wang Sulong stepped forward to add fuel to the fire, saying: "I just think that last year's Xinwu people were not as broken as you!"

"Oh!!!!!"

'咻咻'

At this time, Li Cheng put his index finger into his mouth and blew a very loud whistle.

The old villagers were very excited.

The people in Xinwu across the street ran out of electricity.

"Six-fifty-zero! Think about it!"

This is Xu Zhisheng still thinking about the show effect.

"Six-Five-Zero! Quick! Save the show!" Wang Sulong turned to the crowd and said, "The third season's reputation is already bad enough! Will the fourth season be even worse?"

The old Hollywood fans really didn't expect that Wang Sulong would be so bold to say that. They have all seen the comments online for the third season. There are more bad reviews than good ones, which is not a little bit worse than the second season.

Chi Yuan and Xie Dikui's faces became even gloomier when they heard what Wang Sulong said. They didn't expect that this season's new Wumin would not be able to catch up with Song Qian and Jiang Shuying last year.

Li Cheng said to the microphone at this time: "Let's start the next part. I heard from the program team that you have prepared a game PK for us old Wu people. Let's start."

Li Cheng, a half-baked host, began to take control of the situation at this time.

As soon as they heard about the game, the people from the 650 group, who were experts in the field, began to take over the scene.

Shan Yichun heaved a sigh of relief when he heard Li Cheng's words on the other side. It was so embarrassing just now, and finally someone came to save the situation.

Song Dandan also looked at Li Cheng with relief. If no one cue this process, I don’t know if the game can still be brought out. (End of this chapter)

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