Zhutian: My skills are not serious

Chapter 705: Different ways of dying, more happiness on the road to the underworld

"Haha, Li Yishan, stop pretending." Chu Pingsheng pointed at Zhao Fengya and said, "You've never seen what a girl looks like in Tingchao Pavilion, yet you came up with something like the Rouge List. I don't believe you can't recognize that my new maid is Princess Zhao Fengya of Suizhu in Tai'an City. Do you think I take the Liyang royal family seriously?"

A conversation was heard in front, interrupting the verbal confrontation between the two people.

"Go quickly, go quickly."

"Feng Lingzhi, do you know who I am? I am the current general Longwu, the cousin of Chu Lushan. How dare you kidnap me? No matter if it's the prince or the prince, they will definitely not forgive you after knowing it."

"Stop talking nonsense. It was the military advisor's order to abduct you. The military advisor's order is the prince's order."

"military adviser?"

"Li Yishan, Military Advisor Li."

"How can it be!"

The captain of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry was pushing a burly middle-aged man in fancy clothes who looked somewhat like Chu Lushan, walking towards them from afar. Behind him were Chu Lushan's relatives, including more than a dozen concubines and many children.

Another team of Great Snow Dragon Cavalry came out from the eastern street, escorting hundreds of men and women. The two gangs collided head-on. When Chu Lushan's cousin saw this scene, his face changed.

"Mrs. Yuan, what's wrong with you? Why did they arrest you too? Isn't your son the commander of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry?"

"Ugh."

"Hurry up, we are all going to die, stop talking nonsense, if we delay the time, we will have a hard time reporting to the military advisor."

"Death? Are you mistaken? How could the prince kill us?"

"Huh, you dare to hit me?"

"..."

"what!"

"You're not going to leave? Get on the ropes and drag me."

"Don't delay, I can walk."

The nine generations of relatives of Xu Xiao's six adopted sons were all taken to the central straight road and gathered at the crossroads. When they saw the man who beat the second daughter of the Xu family to death, Ye Xizhen who had his feet chopped off, and Yao Jian who committed suicide on the spot and was resurrected, nailed to a wooden board, with his eyelids cut off, and needles threaded up and down, unable to close his eyes, these Beiliang nobles who glared at the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry and did not believe that Xu Xiao would kill them, lost their previous toughness and some cursed, some begged, some had incontinence, and some were speechless.

Chu Pingsheng looked at the six or seven hundred people who were about to die, with no mercy, and said with a smile: "Don't cry, don't cry. After Xu Xiao defeated Western Shu and Western Chu and killed so many officials, it is now Bei Liang's turn. It is your turn to go. This is called the cycle of justice. Why are you crying? Isn't it? If you don't die, I will not be able to calm down. The ones who are tortured to the point of being neither human nor ghost should be Xu Xiao and his clansmen. So you are going to die for the Xu family. Be happy, be cheerful, go down to see the princess, and remember to tell her that Xu Xiao and the prince are all well."

Li Yishan couldn't bear to watch this scene and was ready to order the soldiers of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry to take action, but Chu Pingsheng stopped him and asked him to wait for a moment. He jumped up and disappeared, and it took only about twenty breaths. He came back with a naked man in one hand, let's call him a man.

One is Chu Lushan and the other is Qi Dangguo. Li Yishan knew what happened on the night when Chu Pingsheng occupied Wutong Garden. Chu Lushan had one leg, one hand and one ear chopped off, and Qi Dangguo had both legs cut off. They were hidden by Lin Qing, and no one knew what they were planning. Now they are back with all their hands and feet, but the problem is that what were reattached were not human hands and feet. Chu Lushan had dog legs, eagle claws and pig ears, and Qi Dangguo had two dog legs of different colors.

Chu Pingsheng pressed the acupuncture points on their chests and patted their faces. The two men woke up slowly, stretched their legs and claws, and actually got up from the ground. They looked blankly at Lingzhou City where half of the city was engulfed in flames, Li Yishan who broke his oath and went downstairs, Chen Zhibao who was cut into a human pig, Ye Xizhen who was wailing incessantly, Yao Jian who was nailed to the wooden board, and his wife and children who were kneeling on the ground waiting to die.

"This... Military Advisor... What happened?"

Qi Dangguo and Chu Lushan felt like they were dreaming.

Li Yishan also wondered if he was dreaming. How could a human being attach the limbs of an animal? This was unbelievable.

Chu Pingsheng saw the one-armed sword god with a silly cross on his head and a dog tattoo on his face limping over, and said with a playful look on his face: "Sword God Li, are you interested in a dog leg? I won't charge you for the surgery."

Li Chungang looked at him with hatred and said nothing.

"It's meaningless." Chu Pingsheng pointed and pierced the foot of Lu Qiu'er who tried to run to the execution ground to see his own son: "I let you out to watch the ceremony, not to play the role of a loving father."

Li Yishan asked, "How did you do it?" "One is an eagle dog and the other is a wolf dog. Don't you think this is in line with their nicknames?"

In the world of The Legend of the Two Heroes of the Tang Dynasty, Chu Pingsheng joked about helping Bian Bufu to exchange a donkey for a licensed product. It was just a casual remark at the time. Later, he went to the Fengyun world and captured many Guicha Luo from the Godless Palace. Thinking of Jigong's prank methods, he decided to practice on these Japanese people, but unfortunately he was unsuccessful. His blood and tissues can regenerate the human body, but they cannot fuse organs with very different structures for a long time. The rejection reaction will eventually lead to necrosis of foreign organs.

Entering the world of Snow Blade, the main quest of the Wind and Cloud World rewards 2 skill points. The Mahayana Paradise Demon Body and the Great Heavenly Sage Alchemy Magic Method are both upgraded. The fourth-level Great Heavenly Sage Alchemy Magic Method does not add new abilities, but improves the regeneration effect and duration of body fluids. It can help Ergou obtain the Fire Kirin form for three hours within a day, and can extend the use time of animal organs transplanted into the human body. Take Chu Lushan's dog legs as an example, when the Great Heavenly Sage Alchemy Magic Method was not upgraded, his blood was injected into the joints to maintain tissue activity for one and a half months. Now it can last for eight or nine months without any problem.

"Do it!"

Li Yishan waved his hand, and the soldiers of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry drew out the Beiliang-forged cold knives, which were unique to Beiliang. Under the watchful eyes of Chu Lushan, Ye Xizhen, Yao Jian and others, they swung their knives down, screams rang out, and five or six hundred people on the street were beheaded in an instant. The blood of the later generations sprayed on the soles of the shoes of the predecessors, and the blood of the predecessors gushed out and gathered into red streams, flowing along the straight road that was high in the north and low in the south.

"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!"

Yao Jian, who was wearing tattered Taoist robes, struggled desperately and managed to tear himself off the spear tips that were nailing his hands and feet. He fell to the ground with a plop, picked up a long sword and rushed towards Chu Pingsheng. Unexpectedly, his legs exploded without warning, and he became a head shorter.

"I heard that you are good at geomancy, so you should also be good at fortune-telling. Why didn't you predict that this day would come? That's right, you couldn't predict me." Chu Pingsheng laughed, took the cold knife that chopped off the head of Yao Jian's sixteen-year-old son, and stuffed it into Li Yishan's hand: "Cut off his flesh piece by piece. Don't worry, he has taken my elixir. As long as you slice it thinly enough, he can survive a thousand cuts."

"..."

"You slaughtered all nine of their clans, and you still think it's cruel? A man like him, relying on his knowledge of geomancy, cuts off dragons, breaks qi, and clears caves for the benefit of the powerful and wealthy, cuts off the luck of the people, and protects the safety of the nobles. Do you think I will let such a bastard die peacefully?"

Chu Pingsheng looked at Shu shyly and said, "Stop fighting, come here."

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With her cheeks swollen and her mouth full of blood, Miss Fan quickly ran to his side, knelt in the pool of blood, and looked at him eagerly: "Brother Lin."

"Here are two bottles of elixirs for you to keep. From today on, Lingzhou Yamen will arrange for an executioner who is good at Lingchi to execute Yao Jian every half a month. Each time, he will be cut a thousand times. Don't worry, as long as he has the medicine in the black bottle to keep him alive, he will not die. This will last for a year, and you will be the supervising officer. During this period, if the executioner kills someone, or the Xu family makes a small move, he will take one of the black elixirs in the white bottle. Even if we are thousands of miles apart, I will know that something happened here. What will Beiliang become by then?"

Chu Pingsheng smiled at Li Yishan and said, "How about Xu Xiao or his children replace him?"

Bei Liang's face darkened, he didn't dare to say anything more, he walked over with the cold knife that had chopped off Yao Jian's son's head, peeled off Yao Jian's clothes, told him to bear with it, and then cut him down with the knife. Yao Jian's groans and Xu Weixiong's screams merged into one, echoing throughout Lingzhou City.

Chu Pingsheng found that Qi Dangguo, who had changed his legs, didn't dare to look at him straight in the eye. He patted the shoulders of the wolfhound and the hawkhound and said, "Don't worry, I will let you live. As a doctor who saves the dying and the wounded, if I treat people to death after treating them for a long time, wouldn't that ruin my reputation? You are still the General of Qianniu Longwu, and you are still the Commandant of Zhechou. For the sake of your adoptive father and the two princes to live well, you must do your best and do your job well."

He killed nine generations of relatives of the two men, and allowed them to continue to command the troops as real lackeys, making them look disgraceful in front of everyone. The soldiers of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry were terrified, but they had to admire his many ways of torturing people.

"Why are you looking at me like that? The Xu people slaughtered so many people, and I am just a nobody. They are willing to take up arms and become Xu Xiao's accomplices. If they win, they will be promoted to generals and enjoy wealth and glory. But if they lose in battle or in a political struggle, they will be implicated and suffer a miserable end, affecting their entire clan. This is normal, okay? We should have realized this long ago. And you guys, you are soldiers of the Liyang Dynasty, but in fact you are Xu Xiao's private soldiers. Since you are loyal to the Xu family, not the people of the world, then as an enemy, it is normal for me to slaughter you all, right?"

Chu Pingsheng did not hide his contempt for the Beiliang soldiers. He flicked his finger and the head of a soldier who had gnashed his teeth at him exploded. The headless body fell to the bottom, and blood and brains splashed all over the people around him: "Look, it's easier for me to kill you than to kill a dog."

An armored soldier impulsively raised his sword, but was stabbed to death by a captain named Feng Lingzhi behind him: "Don't be impulsive, don't give him a reason to kill."

Chu Pingsheng nodded at him and gave him a thumbs up: "Sacrificing a dog for the greater good is wise. I give you a thumbs up. From now on, you, the smart man who killed your subordinates, will be in charge of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry. What do you think, Li Junshi?"

Li Yishan, who was cutting the flesh of Yao Jian with a knife, remained silent. He did not control the strength well and cut a little too deep. The splattered blood sprayed all over his face and the fishy smell stabbed into his nose.

"If such a good general is not promoted, then there is no need for the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry to exist."

"Okay, Feng Lingzhi will be the commander of the Great Snow Dragon Cavalry from now on."

Li Yishan knew very well that he was looking for trouble, so he played tricks on them in various ways. Whenever he was dissatisfied with something, he would find a reason to kill them.

"There is still one General Ye left." Chu Pingsheng walked to Ye Xizhen, who was kneeling on the ground with his legs disabled. He squatted down and patted the face of this Confucian general in the army. His face was white and clean, and his body was bouncy and delicate. "I remember killing a horse of yours. It was called Plum Blossom, right? It had a beautiful birthmark. I went to Lingchun Hall in the south of the city to find the master who prepared the dowry for the eldest lady of the palace to order a sachet. I had someone send it to your house. It was agreed to take seven days. Now two months have passed. It should be finished, right? Take it out and let me see it, okay?"

"..."

Ye Xizhen didn't move, as if she didn't hear what he said.

"So, you went to Lingchun Hall after I moved into Wutong Garden and told the shopkeeper to treat my words as a fart from a dead person, right? Then did you know that the knife I used to kill Meihua was hung with a string of beads that I had snatched from the female Tanhua of Zijin Tower. I told Xu Xiao that if either of his daughters wore it, I would spare her life. Then who knows if the sachet made of Meihua's skin would have the same effect? ​​What a pity, what a pity."

(End of this chapter)