Zhutian: My skills are not serious

Chapter 839: Giving Grassland to the Emperor, I'm a Habitual Offender

After a cup of tea.

The rooftop terrace of Sitianjian.

Huaiqing, dressed in fine clothes, was playing chess with Jianzheng.

"Teacher, it's your turn."

"..."

She was puzzled. When the clear vibration came from the northwest just now, the supervisor was not as distracted as he is now. He just frowned slightly, so he raised his voice and reminded: "Teacher?"

"Oh."

The supervisor finally came to his senses, stroked his beard to hide his embarrassment, and pushed the "horse" on the chessboard forward one square.

Huaiqing looked up at him, because this move... was quite bad to be honest, but she didn't point it out and pushed her chess piece forward casually.

"Teacher, have you heard about the rumors going around in the capital right now?"

When the supervisor heard this, his eyes brightened slightly.

"Are you referring to the selection of consorts in the Heaven Realm?"

Huaiqing withdrew her slender and delicate hand and placed it in front of her body. Her face seemed calm, but people who knew her could sense her displeasure from the subtle changes in her eyes.

"It's just a farce."

"Teacher, what do you mean... do nothing?"

It seemed that she was asking for advice on countermeasures, but in fact she was expressing her dissatisfaction. According to the instructions of the Supervisor, she summoned the monk to Huairenju many times to discuss the Sangpo case, poetry, and Buddhism, in order to deepen her understanding and find out the real purpose of the monk pretending to be a monk from the Heavenly Realm to come to the capital of Dafeng. However, as time went by, the news leaked out. The residents of the city initially said that she contacted the monk on the order of the emperor to avoid misjudgment and aggravate the conflict between the two countries. Later, it escalated to her discussing poetry and Taoism with the monk, and they got along well. Later... almost overnight, more than 20% of the residents were spreading rumors that Dafeng was going to marry the Heavenly Realm, and she would marry the monk who had the greatest hope of reaching the first-grade Bodhisattva realm, and enter the Heavenly Realm to become a concubine.

The key point is that Emperor Yuan Jing was like a deaf person and did not care about it. She was the Princess of Dafeng and was too embarrassed to come forward to refute the rumors in person. The person who pushed her to the forefront was undoubtedly the Supervisor. As long as the Supervisor spoke, her father, who had an ambiguous attitude, would definitely not pretend to be dead.

"Wait a moment."

After the supervisor finished speaking, his figure flashed and disappeared.

Huaiqing waited patiently. After about a cup of tea, the supervisor finally returned. Unlike when he left, he was holding an old yellow-haired dog with limp jaw muscles in his hand.

"teacher?"

Huaiqing couldn’t understand what was going on?
The warden put the dog on the ground.

"Do you know where this dog came from?"

"do not know."

"A demon clan extraordinary, a third-grade bear king."

"Extraordinary Demon King?"

Huaiqing looked at the dusty and smelly old dog in disbelief: "Teacher, what you said... is true?"

The supervisor said, "Take it back to the palace when you leave."

"..."

Huaiqing felt a sense of disconnection.

Of course, she had never seen the bear king of the demon tribe, but from the nickname, she knew that the bear king should be a bear, and the animal in front of her was clearly a local dog.

But judging from the serious expression of the supervisor, it didn't seem like he was lying.

"You'll soon find out why."

The supervisor didn't intend to explain any further. He walked over to the chessboard, sat down, and continued playing chess with her.

"Ok."

Since it was the teacher's order, Huaiqing couldn't refuse, so he could only accept this strange entrustment with full of doubts.

……

Half an hour later.

In the western suburbs of Beijing, in a manor with peach trees planted in the backyard.

Finally entered the west wing.

Ye Ji walked back and forth on the ground, occasionally glancing at the flowing light magic circle that sealed the door. Her heart was pounding and she had a very bad feeling.

Subconsciously, she didn't want the monk to die, but her mind told her that if the monk didn't die in this siege planned by Qing Ji and the Wushen Sect's spiritual master, then the ones who would die would be the people of the demon tribe. As an elder of the demon tribe, she certainly couldn't turn her elbow outward and be oriented to outsiders.

"How to do how to do……"

She muttered absentmindedly, and when she walked to the dressing table, turned around and walked back, her eyes swept across the door, and she saw that the sealing array that was enough to restrain her was like rapidly evaporating water stains, shrinking and disappearing. With a creak, the door was pushed open, and a foot in monk shoes stepped into the room.

When she saw the bald head, she was stunned and stood there.

"What are you standing there for? Let's go."

Chu Pingsheng tilted his head toward the outside, motioning her to follow. After taking two steps, he saw that she was still standing there, and he couldn't help but frowned.

"Why? Haven't you had enough of being under house arrest?"

Ye Ji finally reacted and stammered, "You...are not dead?"

"joke."

"Then Qing...Qingji and the others..."

Chu Pingsheng just sneered and didn't respond to her.

Although it was clear that the monk was hiding very deeply and had many tricks up his sleeve, and even the bear king who got Shenshu's right arm might not be his opponent, but anticipation was one thing and witnessing it with one's own eyes was another.

Her body swayed, her hands grasped the door frame, and her legs felt weak.

Qingji is her sister after all, even though they have huge differences on how to treat monks and have argued more than once.

"Chirp..."

"Chirp..."

A familiar voice came.

Ye Ji suddenly raised her head and looked into the monk's arms, only to see a furry tail hanging from the other side of his sleeves. She stood on tiptoe and saw a snow-white fox lying in the monk's arms, with its head buried in his armpits, not daring to look at her.

The sound just now came from the monk's undisciplined hand poking its soft butt.

Ye Ji's head exploded with a bang, like a bolt from the blue.

"Qing...Qingjime?"

Humans may not be able to tell the difference between the nine sisters after they transform into foxes, but as fox demons, they can certainly tell each other apart and recognize each other at a glance.

"How did she become like this?"

"Is not it good?"

Chu Pingsheng smiled and asked back: "From now on, she has no choice but to be a well-behaved little fox."

"You mean, she...can't return to human form?"

"That depends on her performance in the future."

Chu Pingsheng grabbed Qingji's head and forced it to look at its sisters.

The man and the fox stared at each other for a long time. The atmosphere was a little weird, a little awkward, and a little funny.

It's really ironic that they mobilized a large army to set up a trap to kill the monk, but in the end their true forms were revealed and they became pets in the arms of others.

Ye Ji felt that if she were Qing Ji, she would want to find a piece of tofu and kill herself.

"Where are the Bear King, the White Ape, and the Red Tassel?"

Chu Pingsheng shouted "Come here" towards the east wall of the courtyard.

The nearly ten-foot-high wall shook a few times and then collapsed inward with a loud bang. A bloated figure stood on the other side of the raised dust, with black and white fur and a silly face like a fool.

"Bear... Bear King?"

Ye Ji looked horrified.

dong dong dong...

The big guy stomped on all fours, and the whole manor was shaking. When it rushed to within two feet of the monk, it stabbed its four palms diagonally, braked suddenly, and stopped steadily. It stuck out its head and rubbed the monk's sleeve with its side head.

Is this the famously lazy third-rank bear king?
Not to mention the guardians Hongying and Baiyuan, even she, as the incarnation of the nine-tailed fox, had to be alert and careful when approaching the bear king, because the bear king was notoriously bad-tempered when he woke up.

Looking at the bear king in front of him, he looks like a clingy pet.

Chu Pingsheng stroked the bear's head, climbed onto his back, and Wang Yeji stretched out his hand: "You are my private prostitute. No one can take you away without my consent."

Her expression changed several times. Faced with this situation, she could only choose to stretch out her innocent little hand, and he gently pulled her onto the bear king's back.

The powerful demon turned around, crawled out from the gap in the courtyard wall that had just been pushed down, and ran towards the southeast.

Ye Ji was silent all the way, but her eyes were a little dull.

The demon tribe mobilized a large army, and Qingji went north with the Bear King. After a long plan, Qingji finally became the fox's pet and the Bear King became his mount.

This is not only a failure, but also a humiliation to the demon race.

The monk never responded to the questions of Hongying and Baiyuan. What does this mean? It's simple. He's dead!

Indeed, in the eyes of the monk, a fourth-grade demon is just a leader of the minions, the kind that can be killed with a slap. Why should he care?

But the problem is that the one who performed the consecration was a fake monk with a bad taste.

Insisting on believing that he was the Sky Realm King Kong and being hostile to him, Qing Ji... or rather, the Queen's move was unwise!

She didn't think Qingji did this without the support of the queen. The most obvious point was the participation of the bear king. As one of the two extraordinary people of the southern demon clan, how lazy could the bear king be? During the Jiazi demon eradication period, the bear king escaped because he was too lazy and did not attend the event. He hid in the cave and slept late, otherwise, in that era when the third-grade Vajra was cannon fodder, how could he survive with his strength?

The guardians and elders of the demon clan cannot invite such a lazy bear king to come out, unless the nine-tailed fox comes forward in person to urge him to come out.

……

Half an hour later.

In the capital city of Dafeng, a bear monster passed through the area. Just as the commotion on the long street had died down, Lingbao Temple welcomed an uninvited guest.

Chu Pingsheng held Luo Yuheng in his arms and slowly landed in the backyard, which was much quieter than the front hall. The breeze was pleasant and the scent of pine trees was wafting in. He took a deep breath and said loudly, "Is the defense of Lingbao Temple so lax?"

This is a bit provocative.

In fact, it was normal for Lingbao Temple to be undefended. First, it was located in the imperial city, and the people who could come here to hang out were all royal relatives. Second, Luo Yuheng was a second-rank Taoist, so who dared to act wildly against her? As for those who could threaten her, the supervisor would know them as soon as they entered the capital.

After he shouted, there was movement soon. The first door to open was the door of the main building. A peerless beauty wearing a light blue gauze dress, with eyes as bright as gemstones and a graceful temperament like white orchid walked out, followed by a seemingly smart palace maid.

"It's you?!"

She froze when she saw someone standing in the yard.

Mu Nanzhi?

Why is she here?

Chu Pingsheng was a little dazed, but when he thought of Luo Yuheng and her best friend, he felt relieved. These two women both lived in the imperial city, so it was normal for them to visit each other on a daily basis.

"you know me?"

He pretended to be authentic.

More than just knowing each other! Mu Nanzhi thought to herself, I wish I could beat you into a pig's head with my fists.

At the gate of the Music Bureau, he could have bought the Bodhi rosary for six hundred taels of silver, but he was tricked by this monk and had to double the price before he could get it.

Although six hundred taels of silver was not a lot for a princess like her, it was still a bit frustrating.

A few days ago, the monk appeared again in the sky above the imperial city, holding a small sun and about to smash it down. Nine out of ten of the precious flowers and trees she planted in the Hundred Flower Garden died. They were her hard work and she treated them like her own children. She felt hatred upon hatred and vengeance upon vengeance. How could she not have a deep impression of the bald monk?

Just as the two were looking at each other, three female Taoist priests rushed out from the corridor leading to the front yard, one big and two small. The big one was about forty years old, and the small one was only sixteen or seventeen. The big one was wearing a purple Taoist robe with a crescent moon pattern embroidered on the cuffs, a whisk in her hand, and a horn crown on her head. The small one was dressed very simply in a green robe, the standard outfit for a female Taoist priest.

"Junior sister!"

Master Banyue and Mu Nanzhi had different focuses, and their gazes fell directly on the woman in Chu Pingsheng's arms.

As a senior sister, I am naturally very clear about what my junior sister is wearing today.

An hour ago, Luo Yuheng said, "I have something to do, I'll be back soon," and then disappeared. Unexpectedly, he appeared again injured and was held in the arms of the monk who threatened to burn down the imperial city. How could such a thing be tolerated? !
"Monk, let her go!"

Master Ban Yue took a step forward, holding his whisk horizontally, aiming at his nose: "Don't force me to do anything to you."

"Heh, your cultivation is not high, but your temper is not small."

Chu Pingsheng didn't care about Banyue Zhenren, who was his senior sister but only had the fourth-grade cultivation of Taoism. He noticed that the eyes of the two younger female Taoists were on his hands that were around Luo Yuheng's waist. Because of the previous battle, the Tai Chi robe was torn and could hardly hide her beautiful body. Given their current state, they could be considered to have had physical contact.

Mu Nanzhi also trotted to the middle of the courtyard, frowned slightly, and pointed at him with anger on her cheeks, "What did you do to her?"

"What happened? That's a good question." Chu Pingsheng was mischievous and said, "Such a beautiful woman, and she is also the Grand Master of Dafeng. If I had the chance to take advantage of her, I would of course touch her all over and flirt with her."

"Death to the bald donkey!"

When Master Ban Yue heard him speak so obscenely, he could no longer bear it, so he swung his whisk, and the biting cold air was blew towards the monk's body.

He was not in a hurry and pushed the person in his arms forward.

The female Taoist priest cried out in surprise and quickly retreated.

Chu Pingsheng said: "Make a move, why don't you make a move?"

"mean!"

Master Ban Yue glared at him angrily.

In fact, she knew very well that she was no match for the monk. Even if the other party did not use Luo Yuheng as a shield, the move just now would hardly cause any harm to him.

But she couldn't back down.

"Do you think the supervisor will always tolerate your misbehavior?"

"Supervisor?"

Chu Pingsheng laughed and said, "I carried her all the way from the West City to the Imperial City, and I even beat down more than a dozen Jinwu Guards guarding the gate. Did the Supervisor show up?"

Master Ban Yue gritted his teeth and blamed himself for his lack of ability.

In the entire Human Sect, Luo Yuheng is the strongest, at the second-grade Tribulation Realm. His eldest brother Taoist Lingyun is a step behind him, at the third-grade Yang God Realm, and she... is only a fourth-grade Great Perfection Realm. Now Luo Yuheng is in his arms, and looks badly injured. Taoist Lingyun has been traveling around the world and has disappeared, and now she is the strongest in the entire Lingbao Temple.

"Uncle Master?"

Just at this moment, a green light flashed in the southwest corner of the courtyard, and Chu Yuanzhen appeared with a sword case on his back.

Ban Yue Zhenren ordered: "Go to the Si Tian Jian and ask for permission to inspect it. Then tell him that the monk Kai Guang has kidnapped the Imperial Master."

Chu Yuanzhen looked at the monk who was holding the leader of the Renzong sect and had a playful look on his face, and felt that something was fishy. Since they were in the same "chat group", he thought he knew something about Number Three.

"Master Kaiguang, what on earth is going on?"

"What's going on?"

Chu Pingsheng said: "Your uncle went to save me and got himself into trouble."

The monk asked Luo Yuheng for help. It was Chu Yuanzhen who passed the message. Of course, he knew that Luo Yuheng was going to save Fuxiang. The problem was that Luo Yuheng's response was "ignore him". However, now it seems that she finally softened her heart.

Master Ban Yue said, "Junior sister was kind enough to save you, but you, a bald ass, took advantage of her. Bah! You are such a shameless person! You are a scum of the world!"

Chu Pingsheng suddenly raised his voice and shouted towards the Jingxin Palace: "Then being my consort is better than being Yuan Jing's fairy consort. Although Yuan Jing is the emperor of Dafeng, he won't live long. He will die in a few years. Do you want the imperial teacher to be a widow? As a consort, I can live with her for hundreds or thousands of years without any problem."

Mu Nanzhi was stunned: "Isn't your target Huaiqing?"

"Then I didn't know that the Imperial Master was so beautiful, and I took advantage of her, so I have to be responsible for her, right?" Chu Pingsheng said, "You see, I am a very responsible person."

Chu Yuanzhen: “…”

Ban Yue Zhenren: "You are a third-rank Vajra, and you want me, a second-rank member of the Human Sect, to be your consort. Don't you think this is ridiculous?"

Chu Pingsheng gently pushed the woman in his arms towards Chu Yuanzhen.

"She is better than me, she is the one who enjoys eating free food. People should always have some pursuits in life, right? Although I am a monk, I am not immune to worldly affairs. If she and I succeed in dual cultivation in the future, won't the heavens have another first-class Buddha mother? Her feelings, responsibilities, and obligations will all be taken care of."

Master Ban Yue was so angry that his teeth itched: "You are dreaming!"

Mu Nanzhi also complained in her heart that he was so daring.

Chu Yuanzhen continued to remain silent, because he thought there must be a misunderstanding. He didn't want to make things too serious, but he didn't dare to lose face for his uncle in public. He could only ask for Luo Yuheng to be taken care of by his two younger sisters.

"When she wakes up, remember to let her think it over carefully. In this world, the imperial court is not the only one that can suppress the human sect's karma." After saying that, Chu Pingsheng turned into a green rainbow and flew away, but his voice echoed over the Taoist temple.

……

At the same time, in the Jingxin Hall in the palace.

"emperor."

"emperor?"

Liu Rong called out twice and saw Yuan Jing's gloomy face and silence. He swallowed the fact that the Minister of Justice Sun Min sued the night watchman for obstructing the investigation of the case of the murder of the Pingyuan Earl's family and what the Palace Gate Marquis had seen, and slowly retreated outside, closing the door behind him.

Yuan Jing's suppressed emotions burst out and he threw the cup on the coffee table to the ground. The porcelain shattered into pieces.

The bald donkey actually came back alive. Not only that, he also saw the face of the national teacher and set his sights on his dual cultivation target.

He shared Dafeng's luck with Luo Yuheng to suppress his karmic fire, and Luo Yuheng and he practiced dual cultivation to help him break through to the second level of Taoism. It was obviously a win-win situation, but Luo Yuheng had always been perfunctory about his idea of ​​making her a fairy concubine. Now, he was taken advantage of by a monk.

It's too much to bully others, it's too much to bully others!
When Yuan Jing was grinding his teeth in anger, a black mist poured in from the north window, gathered in front of the couch, and transformed into a long-faced ghost.

"You are……"

He suppressed his rage and turned to look.

"I am Green Lotus."

"Where's Qinglian?"

These days, Qinglian has been acting as the liaison officer between him and the incarnation of Dizong Daoshu's leader, and this is the first time that Lulian has seen him.

"Qinglian is dead."

"died?"

"That's right, he was ambushed by Jin Lian and Chu Yuanzhen, the Saint of the Human Clan, and was completely destroyed."

As an elder of the Earth Sect and the right-hand man of the Taoist leader Black Lotus, Green Lotus's tone was calm without any emotional fluctuations.

Yuan Jing asked, "What about the clone of Hei Lian? Why didn't you kill him and consecrate him?"

Green Lotus still said coldly: "Although the Taoist clone did not kill the monk, the main purpose of this trip has been achieved."

"main purpose?"

"Shenshu's right arm is now at Daoshou's clone's location."

Yuan Jing said angrily: "I don't care whether he got the right arm of Shenshu or not, I just want Monk Kaiguang to die."

"Although the monk Kaiguang is of the third rank, he can fight against a second rank warrior. Only the Daoist Master can defeat him. Yuan Jing, the Daoist Master advises you to stay calm and avoid his sharp edge. Wait until the blood pill and soul pill are refined and your three bodies are all of the second rank. Then it will not be too late to attack him."

After saying this, Lu Lian turned into a wisp of black smoke again without waiting for Yuan Jing's response, and disappeared from the north window.

Yuan Jing stood in the shadow of the curtain with an extremely ugly expression on his face.

It has been widely rumored that the monk's third-grade Vajra is not an ordinary third-grade Vajra. Now that Green Lotus has told him that the monk can compete with second-grade masters, this must be true, because although the one who just fought with the monk was Black Lotus's third-grade clone, whose strength was not good, his eyesight was very sharp.

"Second rank?"

If this body of his wanted to advance to the second level, he would either have to use soul pills to replenish his soul and then break through with the help of his main body, or practice dual cultivation with Luo Yuheng.

In comparison, the latter is faster.

So the national master... must be obtained.

……

On the other side, Chu Pingsheng left the imperial city and rode Dabao through the streets with Ye Ji. The East City was in chaos. The shops on both sides, especially those selling cooked food and snacks, were in all kinds of chaos. The monk didn't care and let it stand in front of the stall. Whether it was out of fear or to continue their business, the bosses could only exchange food for peace. The east owner gave it half a roast duck, and the west owner offered it two pounds of beef. There was a miser who wanted to give it a few bones to get rid of it, and he almost overturned the wooden table. In the end, he had no choice but to prepare a set of stewed lamb offal to make Uncle Abao happy, and he left with a priority step.

Po thinks that being a dog is not as wonderful as being a bear.

When it was almost reaching Xu's house, it became very craving for apricot blossom wine.

Chu Pingsheng had no objection to Abao robbing food, but this was not okay. With a warning that drunk driving is a criminal offense, he slapped the animal's butt a few times and urged it to leave.

"See if you can't eat it secretly next time."

clap, clap, clap...

The loud sound echoed in the yard.

Li Ru pressed Xu Lingyin down on the bench, took off her pants and slapped her until her hands were red.

"Mom, stop hitting her. Look at her, her butt is swollen."

Xu Lingyue advised from the side.

"If you continue to persuade me, I will beat you too."

"It was you who put the smoked fish where she could reach it, and it got stuck in her throat. In this matter...are you not at fault?"

"Hey, I see you're getting more and more arrogant every day. You even dare to talk back to me."

"Master... Master said... You must be sincere in what you do and you cannot shirk your responsibilities. Mother, if you continue to be so overbearing, Master will hate you."

"..."

Li Ru wilted, and Xu Lingyue took the opportunity to pull Xu Lingyin aside.

"Well, you little bastard, you're using your brother to pressure me, right? You haven't learned the Taoist magic well yet, and you're full of twisted logic."

Xu Pingzhi had just come out of the side yard and saw the scene in front of him. He tiptoed towards the main gate. Li Ru had been particularly irritable recently. She was murderous every day and disliked everyone. He didn't know how her two daughters had offended her today and she exploded like this. In order to avoid being implicated, he should run away.

When he looked behind him warily at the door and was about to turn around to cross the threshold, he suddenly saw a furry bear head with huge dark circles under its eyes. He was so scared that he screamed and fell to the ground.

The mother, daughter and her two children looked in the direction of the sound and all shuddered. Xu Lingyin threw herself into her sister's arms and burst into tears.

The bear thought the threshold was in the way, so it pried it off with one claw. However, because it had just eaten too much meat, its body swelled up and got stuck in the door frame. It struggled several times before pulling its lower body out. Due to inertia, it rushed into the courtyard and nearly crushed Xu Pingzhi to death.

Xu Lingyue quickly took out the silver needle given by her master's husband, protected her mother and sister behind her, and when she looked up, she saw the door frame that was damaged by the bear monster and was stunned.

"Teacher...Master..."

"younger brother?"

Li Ru leaned on her daughter's shoulder and looked outside. As expected, she saw the monk brother patting the deformed door frame with a bitter face, and walked in with a woman in a white dress with a great figure, a great face, and a great temperament. She was holding a snow-white fox in her arms. (End of this chapter)

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