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Chapter 64: All rights of interpretation belong to the uncle
Chapter 64 All rights of interpretation belong to the uncle
Mu Jin suddenly understood:
"Sister, you can't bear it, so you want me to bear it?"
Jiang Yuyan frowned and glanced at him:
"Don't talk back to your uncle. All interpretation rights belong to him."
The famous and hilarious scene of squirting rice and beating the wall was once again staged in the live broadcast room.
[Xiao Jiji, today let us Jiang Damei tell you a knowledge blind spot that the whole world doesn’t know about.
In our country, no sentence is right or wrong. It depends on which position you stand on. Yes, there are only positions and no principles.
When you can do it, you would rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix; when you can't do it, you can still be a wise man.
Jiang Damei explained this very beautifully. 】
[Beauty Jiang: Monks are compassionate, but am I not a monk? 】
[The surname is Zhi and the first name is Zhang Ba. His father is the legendary... the smart corgi, the richest man in China? 】
[You must be mentally retarded. Have you seen too much of the crooked-mouthed God of War Dragon King’s son-in-law? 】
[Hey, don’t say anything about this, you really don’t say it]
[The bird makes sense, but what’s wrong with the grass-mud horse? 】
[The Cao Nima is not wrong, what is wrong is the human beings with ulterior motives. 】
[Don’t blame humans for everything. Putting aside everything else, if it didn’t kick that one, would it be detained by little Jiji? 】
Zhi Zhangba lay back on the bed, and the voices of the aunts were chattering incessantly, which was nothing more than asking him to get up and deal with the divorce issue.
In the face of danger, Jiang Yuyan asked them to step aside and let the rural royal musicians step forward.
He then directed the narrator brother beside him to start working.
The narrator turned a page of the script, made an OK gesture towards Jiang Yuyan, raised his hand and spoke:
"In the early morning, the president woke up from the 600m bed. His big copper bell eyes were looking at the ceiling, and his 42-pack abs were inadvertently revealed."
Almost at the moment when the narrator's voice fell, Zhizhang Ba's head on the bed was turned upwards at 42 degrees, his eyes opened wide and his feet kicked off the quilt at some point, and his clothes were pulled up, and he was really exposed. More than pieces of corn abdominal muscles.
Jiang Yuyan and others looked shocked.
The aunts all had the same 'What the hell is this idiot doing' look on their faces.
The butlers and the royal guards were as ordinary as looking at the radishes in the field.
"Go on, let him get up."
Jiang Yuyan came back to her senses and signaled the narrator not to stop. On the one hand, she didn't want to affect the progress of the task, but on the other hand, she really wanted to hear it.
"..."
In the end, Zhi Zhangba got up to wash up and sat in the hall.
The aunts were sitting in a row on the sofa opposite him. If you look carefully, you will find that among the aunts there is a woman of similar age to Zhi Zhangba, who is Zhi Zhangba's wife.
Jiang Yuyan sat down on the chair brought by Mu Jin and looked up at Zhi Zhangba's wife, who was also the hostess of the divorce lawsuit.
She was wearing a hospital striped hospital gown, with a white bandage tied around her head. There was faint red blood seeping through her. Her buck eyes were red, her face was pale, and her whole person exuded a lifeless and miserable aura.
Regardless of appearance, such a resentful, strong and tragic temperament is very similar to the tragic heroine in sadistic novels, who was aborted, had her kidneys removed, her blood was drawn, and her eyes were removed.
Their mediation task this time was to mediate the divorce dispute between Zhi Zhangba and his wife Heben.
The client's request is that both parties reach an agreement to divorce or not to divorce.
Jiang Yuyan didn't understand whether it was divorce or not at first, but now she realized that she missed the point. The point was not about divorce or not, but for the two people to 'reach an agreement' and stop making trouble.
This shows how desperate his family is after finding a gold medal mediator.
"Oh, Ba Ba~"
The woman suddenly opened her wide lips, bucked her teeth, and made a pinching sound. Tears were shed on her huge face.
Jiang Yuyan's scalp was numb from the shock of this voice. What was even more ecstatic was the sound of 'Ba Ba', which made her feel like she was on the scene of the movie. However, she felt the shock level eight but didn't notice it, lying in the small bed. The useless husband on the background wall is sleeping soundly next to my sister-in-law.
I'm sure others feel this way too.
Jiang Yuyan looked at Mu Jin.
Mu Jin's eyes were blank. What do you think, he is still a child.
Jiang Yuyan looked at Xi Li.
Xi Li folded his hands on his chest, his arrogant and cold face was expressionless, his delicate and beautiful eyes, the coldness in his lowered eyes seemed to reveal a murderous aura, and as always, he looked at all living beings as idiots.
You are noble and great.
Jiang Yuyan complained silently and looked at Gu Chongzhi again.
Gu Chongzhi: "..."
With the unabashed lewd smile on her face, Gu Zhongzhi could guess with his toes what she was thinking.
really……
Jiang Yuyan stretched out her slender waist and leaned over.
"Lawyer Gu, have you ever seen... ahem, do you think this voice is familiar?"
She covered her lips with her hands and lowered her voice.
No one at the scene paid any attention to them.
But the microphone Jiang Yuyan was wearing clearly echoed in the live broadcast window of their group, and netizens could hear it clearly.
Without enough time to find out what the horse-catching plot was about, netizens quickly turned up the volume and pricked up their ears.
"Lawyer Gu, have you ever seen... ahem, do you think this voice is familiar?"
【…】
Everyone made fists with their hands, put them on their mouths, bit their lips, and looked at the live broadcast room with some intriguing expressions.
This familiar voice...
Netizens looked at Gu Chongzhi expectantly, looking forward to his answer.
Gu Chongzhi: "What have you seen?"
Netizen:【……】
He knows the key points.
Jiang Yuyan blurted out: "Ah!"
Netizen: [! ! ! 】
Gu Lushi really knows better than them! ! !
After Jiang Yu smoked, she covered her mouth and explained in a low voice:
"I'm talking about the English disc with ABCDEFG26 letters."
Gu Zhongzhi said oh and raised his eyebrows:
"You still like foreign movies?"
Jiang Yuyan: "..."
After a moment of embarrassment, she quickly felt relieved and shared enthusiastically:
"Some crooked nuts are really good."
Gu Chongzhi: "..."
See him looking at an idiot/cross out/looking at a nympho.
Jiang Yuyan came two centimeters closer, which is the perfect distance between a man and a woman.
Then, Gu Chongzhi heard her voice, and said shyly:
"Growing up, I've made fools of myself before, but I haven't even kissed a fool."
Gu Chongzhi: "..."
Jiang Yuyan, who was immersed in the world of reverie, did not notice that the man next to her at this time looked more like the "waste husband of the background wall who was sleeping soundly next to her sister-in-law without noticing the earthquake" herself. .
The netizens in the live broadcast room no longer clapped their hands in admiration, but jumped up and called him a good guy, a really good guy, a damn good guy.
Some sober-minded netizens lamented another thing.
[Qin Xue next door hinted that Jiang Yuyan was having fun with those handsome men abroad. If she hadn't followed the live broadcast and knew that Jiang Yuyan didn't have a mobile phone secretly hidden, I would have suspected that she was going out of her way to clarify this matter. 】
Is there anything more explosive to share?
(End of this chapter)
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