Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 300 I want to call the police!

The restaurant suddenly became quiet, so quiet that even a pin drop could be heard.

About three seconds later, the lonely handsome man suddenly let out a loud, clear and rhythmic scream.

His hand trembled and the knife fell to the ground.

Then he rushed away from Love-Brain as if he had been electrocuted, and crawled to a corner of the restaurant.

He tried desperately to squeeze in, as if he was trying to squeeze himself into a crack in the wall, and he kept screaming and sobbing.

"Don't come over here! Don't come over here!!!/I don't mean to kill you/I'm just afraid you'll leave/This is all because of love/Yes, it's all because of love/Please don't come over here!!!"

The lonely handsome man screamed and knelt down in the direction of Love Brain, kowtowing continuously.

He knocked very hard, making a loud bang, which made Malu feel sorry for his floor.

Judging from his appearance, he must have mistaken the love-brain for one of his wives he had killed before, and it turned into a skeleton and came back to seek revenge on him. This also caused his spirit to completely collapse in an instant.

The millipede had already turned out all the black holes, but found that they were of no use.

In order to protect the restaurant's floor, he had to step forward to comfort the lonely handsome man.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's all fake, it's an illusion, please stop knocking, I rent this shop, it's hard to repair the broken tiles."

The love-brained man at the side also said apologetically, "I'm sorry, handsome brother, I didn't mean to scare you."

When the lonely handsome man first heard Malu say this, his emotions did indeed calm down a little. However, as soon as the love-brained man opened his mouth, he immediately became excited again and was even scared into a tenor.

"Did you hear that~Did you hear that?! The devil is whispering to me again/She must be here to take my life/I am going to be killed by her~"

Then he looked at Malu again, pleading in his eyes, "Save me, save me quickly/My wife has turned into a demon/Go and ask for help from the Buddha~"

"Okay, okay, don't sing for now," Malu said, then looked at Love Brain, "You should also say less. He is emotionally unstable right now."

“Oh.” The love-brained girl nodded obediently, put on her veil again, found a chair farthest away from the lonely handsome man, sat on it, and tried not to irritate him.

Malu originally thought that this would help the lonely handsome man's mental state, but he didn't expect that the fear on the latter's face became even stronger.

He then seemed to have thought of something, his face suddenly changed, and he stared at the millipede.

"Why, why aren't you afraid? / Can't you see her true face? / Or are you two in the same group? / Are you here to seek revenge on me too~"

"You think too much." Malu asked Lao Wang to find a rope and tied up the lonely handsome man's hands and feet. "I'm just an ordinary person."

"Then why haven't you called the police yet?!" The lonely handsome man became more and more scared the more he thought about it, "Have you also set your eyes on my heart? Do you want to soak it in formalin~"

After saying that, he shouted at the top of his voice again, "Help! Help! Someone's killing me, call the police! This restaurant is full of ghosts!!!" "I'm not as perverted as you." Malu tied up the lonely handsome man's hands and feet, found a tablecloth and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Once you can speak normally, I will call the police for you. Anyway, you should be alone for a while."

The effect of sour berry caramel cream pudding lasts for 1 hour, after which the consumer will return to normal.

The Chinese do not lie to the Chinese.

Of course, after calling the police, I will probably have to use this Beaver again, otherwise I won’t be able to get over the love-brain issue. Fortunately, there are two more opportunities to use this Beaver this month.

After dealing with the lonely handsome man, Malu went to the refrigerator to get a cup of cat urine beer and sat on the steps at the entrance of the restaurant.

While resting, he quickly went over in his mind what to say if he met the police. When he had almost finished thinking, the door behind him was pushed open.

Love Brain came out and bowed to Malu, "I'm sorry, boss, I screwed up again and caused you trouble."

"Ah, it's a bit troublesome, but it's okay. I should be able to handle it."

Malu took a sip of cat urine beer and said, "After all, you paid me, and it was a lot."

After a pause, he asked curiously, "What exactly are you, the White Bone Demon, or the Undead? Did you become like this because of practicing magic, or were you cursed?"

Love-brain sat down next to Malu, "No, I'm just an ordinary girl. In the plane before me, there was no concept of 'death'. People's bodies stopped working for various reasons, and they would continue to live in society as I am now."

"Ah? A living person and a skeleton living together?" Malu was stunned when he heard this.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad is also a skeleton, but my mom isn't. And my dad was already a skeleton before he met my mom, but he's good at telling jokes, cooking, and he finally succeeded in wooing my mom."

"Hey... that's amazing, but if it's a skeleton, won't it affect fertility?"

"Well, although everyone says that skeletons are the same as living people, there are definitely many differences between the two. For example, skeletons are not as flexible and cannot eat. Although living is more economical than before, on the other hand, they can no longer enjoy delicious food.

"Oh, my dad's dream when he was young was to become a master chef. He had been working hard towards this goal, but unfortunately, after he turned into a skeleton, he lost his sense of taste, and his cooking skills stagnated. In the end, he had to go to work in a company and became an ordinary wage earner. Oh, and..."

“After turning into a skeleton, I no longer have vocal cords, so I can only rely on something like a voice changer to make sounds. But the good thing is that I can choose the voice according to my own preferences, and I can also choose to keep the voice I had when I was alive, but it costs some money.

“As for having children, of course you can’t do it on your own, but everyone is prepared for this. Usually, while you are still alive, you go to the hospital to preserve your sperm or eggs in case you need them. That’s how I came about.

"Of course, most of the time, living people are more inclined to look for living people as their partners. After all, the time when they are alive is much shorter than when they are skeletons. Ah Zhen once said that even if you really like skeletons, it's not too late to find one after you become a skeleton."

At this point, the love-brained girl's tone was a little disappointed, "But I haven't even had the chance to find a boyfriend, and I've become a skeleton."

(End of this chapter)