Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 495 New Guard
"Activities, what activities?"

After Malu asked this question, he found that Zhen Ye's skeleton puppy suddenly stopped moving, just like the player he first met.

Millipede came over and patted the skeleton puppy's head.

"Zhen Ye...are you still there? Did you go to the bathroom?"

Zhen Ye didn't go to the bathroom. She was still squatting on the gaming chair, her large T-shirt hanging down to her ankles.

She held the mouse in one hand and the mobile phone in the other.

A female voice came from the other end of the phone, "The subscriber you dialed is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed..."

"I really have traveled through time." Zhen Ye muttered, put down his phone and continued typing.

"Don't worry, I will protect you well."

With the help of a strong supporter, Malu did feel a lot more at ease, especially after he learned the specific content of the so-called new activity from Zhen Ye.

How to put it, this emergency mission sounds like the production team is just doing an official prank, playing with abstraction, but in fact, Baldy is also taking this opportunity to convey information to Malu - everything that happened before was a misunderstanding.

Malu still tended to believe his explanation. The reason was simple: since Baldy had a way to get him into the abyss, it should not be difficult to kill him.

Just take action directly, there is no need to rely on monsters in the wild, and there is no need to issue a task and call on all players to rescue him.

Ma Lu then thought of another thing and asked Zhen Ye, "By the way, how did you find me?"

"You told me there was blood in your anus tonight."

"what?"

"He is a player from Chiling. He posted on the forum that you traveled through time and space, and also posted a photo of him and you. However, many people said that he photoshopped the photo, and they had a big argument."

"Later, an emergency mission popped up in the game, asking everyone to come and rescue you. The reward was very generous, so the post "Tonight's Anus Has Blood" became popular immediately.

"Everyone was asking him where he saw you, so he simply made a paid post and wrote down the coordinates of where he met you. I happened to be nearby, so I rushed over."

As if to confirm Zhen Ye’s words, they met new players not long after.

And we met 5 of them in one go. They should be a small team. They were very excited when they found the millipedes.

Someone immediately typed, "Quick, Boss Ma, Boss Ma is here, I saw Boss Ma! We are the first to find Boss Ma!"

"No, that's not right. Someone got there first."

A player next to him with the ID Naibai Xuezi saw the skeleton puppy next to the millipede.

"No, I was just fighting casually. Damn it! How come she got there first again!"

"Is that girl really not a member of the project team? If that's the case, why bother issuing the task? Why not just give her the reward directly?"

Another player with the ID "Yayajinjinggankao" also complained.

"That's not true. Wasn't it Tonight that the first person to discover that Boss Ma had blood on his anus? But he was busy taking screenshots and showing off on the forum, and ended up being killed by wild monsters."

"So what should we do now? Go back? Or should we just fight and send Boss Ma back to the city together?"

"By the way, the mission doesn't seem to say that only one person can complete it, right? If we team up to complete the mission..."

"What are you thinking? How can this stingy project team, which is reluctant to even give out the initial backpacks, give each of us three purple bones?"

"Well, then we've come all the way here for nothing. Damn, this crappy game map is ridiculously large. I'm online for 10 hours a day, and 9 of those hours are spent on traveling."

"Since we're here, why don't we kill some monsters nearby?" A few people were whispering to each other, and Malu walked up directly when he saw this.

"Ahem, are you also the players who came to rescue me?"

The five people interrupted their conversation and looked at the millipede in front of them.

A moment later, YaYa Jinjing Gankao typed, "That's right." After a pause, he asked tentatively, "Are you a real person or an NPC?"

Malu learned from his previous lesson and said immediately, "Of course I am a real person, because the artist drew the magic circle incorrectly and teleported me from Earth."

Yaya went to Beijing to roast and turned back to his companions and said with certainty, "It's an NPC."

"You all have received urgent missions, right? Why don't you send me back to the city together?"

Malu naturally wouldn't complain about having too many guards around him. He came here in his true form this time, so it couldn't be too careful.

Those players were very surprised when NPC Malu took the initiative to invite them to do the task.

They originally thought that since they arrived late, they could only watch and eat the meat, but they didn't expect that they would also have a share.

Some people were still worried and asked Malu, "Boss Ma, do we have purple bone collars?"

"This is decided by the project team. I don't know either," Malu spread his hands. "But if I can return to Earth safely, I will discuss it with the project team and ask them to give a reward to everyone who protected me."

Sunshine Award? Yes, that's better than nothing.

The five of them became Millipede's new guards and followed him proudly. There were also two players who specialized in controlling their characters and standing side by side with Millipede.

Let the millipede put its hands on their shoulders, so that they can become the millipede's crutches, supporting the millipede with a sprained ankle and walking forward, and the speed of movement is much faster than before.

However, Malu would soon regret calling these five guys.

Because compared to the quiet Zhen Ye, the five of them talk a lot.

After walking for a while, someone asked Ma Lu, "Boss Ma, why do meteorites always hit craters so accurately?"

After a while, someone else asked, "Boss Ma, Dad is remarrying, so does that mean I have a bride?"

"Boss Ma, the full score of the college entrance examination is 750, how can I get into a 985 university?"

"........."

These players have obviously accepted the identity of the millipede NPC and treated him as an intelligent AI, repeatedly teasing him with stupid questions.

Most of the time, Malu was too lazy to pay attention to them. Occasionally, he would reply, and these people would shout and scream for a long time, as if they had achieved some victory.

After playing for a while, they called out the screenshot tool in the game, took screenshots as they walked, and expressed their feelings from time to time.

"Fuck, this modeling is amazing. They even made facial expressions. When I asked a question, Boss Ma looked down on me."

"I also saw Boss Ma picking his nose, and he flicked the booger onto my ribs in front of my chest."

"What you did is nothing. I just tried to block Boss Ma's movement, but he kicked me in the ass."

"The AI ​​of Chiling feels even more powerful than that of ChatGPT," the milky white Xuezi agreed, "This NPC Boss Ma even speaks in the same tone as the real person, the details are too extreme.

"It's over. I feel like I'm getting more and more addicted to this game. Even if I don't fight monsters, it's quite interesting to just walk around town and chat with NPCs."

(End of this chapter)