Universe Infinite Canteen.
Chapter 530: Pee on You
Chapter 530: Pee on You
Malu died and returned to Chiling Town. While the countdown to his rebirth was running, he checked his phone and found three unread messages.
These three private messages were sent by the same person, thirty minutes apart, and the sender was also interested in Sakura Custard.
And he was actually in the same city as him, so the sender asked Malu if he could make one for him right now and send it to where he lived.
Malu glanced at the man’s WeChat nickname.
The name is - Pee on You, and the avatar is a photo of a young man with a sunny smile and a black bear.
Malu had no impression of this name or avatar. He didn't know who had invited him to the group. He probably never spoke in the group.
Malu scratched his chin and asked Lao Wang, who was watching TV series on the TV next to him, "Can you do it?"
Lao Wang nodded, "The ingredients used for Sakura Custard are very simple. We brought them with us this time, and it doesn't require any special utensils. You can make it in your kitchen."
Upon hearing this, the millipede replied: I'll pee on you.
——Yes, but there will be a delivery fee.
I peed on you but there was no response.
Malu didn't take it seriously. He put away his phone and continued playing games. As a result, when the sun went down and it was getting dark, he received another message from You Pee.
——I’m sorry, boss. My phone was confiscated just now. How much is the delivery fee?
——200 star coins.
Malu was busy playing in a team at the moment and didn't really want to go out, so he just sent a number.
Unexpectedly, this time I received a quick response of peeing on you.
——Okay, I’ll have one then.
The millipede was distracted for a moment when it was peeking at the message, and was then chopped in half by a vicious weaver.
The screen suddenly went black and entered the countdown to resurrection. Malu simply logged off and decided to work part-time as a food delivery man to deliver food to Chong Ni Piss.
The main reason was that he didn't have to open the store during the New Year, and he had nothing else to do. Besides, the fare for one trip was 200 star coins, so the other party's offer could be said to be very generous.
So he asked Chong Ni Pi to send him the address, and asked the latter if he wanted to eat anything besides Sakura's egg custard. Since he was going to make a trip anyway, it wouldn't make much difference if he brought a few dishes.
Pee at you but reply.
——No, Sakura custard will be fine, I’ve already had dinner.
So the 200 Star Coin delivery fee is just for a bite of dessert?
Malu was surprised by Chong Ni Pee's generosity. Later, he received an address sent by Chong Ni Pee, which turned out to be a place he was very familiar with.
City Zoo.
This would explain where the avatar of peeing on you came from.
Afterwards, Malu asked Lao Wang to pack up some Sakura egg custard and drove to the outside of the city zoo.
It was already past the zoo's opening hours, and the zoo, which was originally crowded with people, became much quieter, and the vendors at the entrance had all packed up and gone home.
Malu parked the car and sent a message to Chong Ni Pee. After a while, a young man in blue work clothes walked out.
"Boss Ma?"
"Are you peeing on yourself?" Malu handed over the takeaway box in his hand, "This is the takeaway you ordered."
"I'm not peeing on you." The man said, "He asked me to pick you up." "Huh?" Malu looked at the worker in front of him carefully and found that he was indeed not the same person as in the WeChat avatar. He was stronger and had a different face shape.
The millipede followed the man into the zoo.
He often came to the city zoo when he was a child, but always during the day. This was his first time at night, and the difference between it and daytime was quite big.
First, the noisy tourists are gone, and second, the animals are gone too. According to the guy who came to pick him up, they rushed back to the dormitory from the exhibition area. The staff will also use this time to clean the exhibition area.
The two passed through the Monkey House, Kangaroo House, Nocturnal Animal House, Lion and Tiger Mountain, and finally arrived at Bear Mountain.
The staff member walked to an iron gate with a sign on the side saying "Tourists are not allowed to enter".
Malu hesitated for a moment and couldn't help asking, "Is this the bears' dormitory? I didn't seem to see any bears in the display area just now. Does that mean they are in the dormitory now?"
Before the young worker could open his mouth, the iron door in front of the two of them was pushed open from the inside.
Then a furry head popped out and looked around furtively.
"What are you doing? I've told you so many times not to run out casually, even if the park is closed. The other staff members haven't left work yet."
Black Bear subconsciously shrank his neck after being yelled at by him, and then muttered, "I know, I just came out to see if my takeaway has arrived."
"Uh...are you peeing on yourself?" Malu said.
"Yes, I just peed on you." Black Bear nodded, "Are you Boss Ma of the Infinite Universe Canteen?"
"Come in first, don't stand here, talk inside if you have anything to say." The young worker urged.
Upon hearing this, Black Bear half-stepped aside and Millipede walked in carrying the take-away box, but the worker who was in charge of leading the way did not follow.
After talking to Black Bear for a few more words, he went to do other things.
As soon as the black bear closed the door, he turned around and saw Millipede walking towards the female bear who was napping at the other end of the dormitory, attacking her as he walked.
"Hello, I'm Malu, the boss of the Universe Infinite Canteen. What's your name?"
The black bear was startled, and rushed over to pull the millipede back, "Hey hey hey hey, brother, that's a real bear!"
"Ah?" Millipede was also startled.
Fortunately, the female bear was soundly asleep at the moment and was not woken by the millipede's self-introduction.
Then the black bear pulled the millipede to the other side of the house and turned over a large rock there. The next moment, the two of them came to a small house with a refrigerator, a TV, and a sofa game console.
"Phase switch? I have the same one." Malu said while looking around.
"I don't actually know what this thing is called." Black Bear said, "The city manager gave it to me and I used it, but to be honest, it's pretty useful."
It walked to the refrigerator and said, "What do you want to drink? I have Coke, beer, and Red Bull. If you don't want to drink any of those, I can also make you a cup of honey grapefruit tea. The honey grapefruit tea I make is amazing."
"No, thank you. Coke is fine." Malu said.
The black bear opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of Coke, but he didn't hold it firmly at the first try and the bottle fell to the ground.
It was about to take another bottle, but the millipede had already picked up the bottle that had fallen on the ground, blew into it, then pulled the pull tab and took a sip.
The black bear was very envious. "My claws are not that useful. Although they can grasp, they are not as useful as human claws, especially when it comes to doing delicate work."
(End of this chapter)
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