Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 658: Follow the script

Chapter 658: Follow the script
Malu placed the paper box and computer on the desk, and then introduced himself, "I am Malu, the owner of the Universe Infinite Canteen, and also the teacher of our Internet Fraud Prevention Course."

After hearing what he said, the people below relaxed immediately. “What? It turns out he’s one of ours. I was shocked.”

The person who said this was the man who looked like a local boss, wearing a gold chain, holding a small watch and carrying a leather bag. After he said this, his whole body kept shrinking like a deflated ball, and in the end only a piece of skin was left, draped on the stool like a piece of clothing.

It looks very comfortable.

The migrant worker on his right also pulled his head off his shoulders, and a large group of little French fry people with arms jumped out of the hole in his neck, yelling at the millipede.

"Quick, close the door and don't let the wild cats and pigeons in."

In addition to the two of them, there are also cookie people who can make their bodies float in the air, have eyes on the back of their hands, have mosaics on their faces, glow like fluorescent sticks in the dark, and a cookie man who is covered in cookies and is still eating cookies...

The millipedes were also enlightened, and it felt like they had gone to an alien expo.

He did not rush to give a lecture, but instead called out the name, "Xiao Jianguo, who is Xiao Jianguo?"

"Me!" The fat boy who looked the most normal in the room raised his hand.

"The girl at the front desk downstairs asked me to tell you to stay away from her. She has a brother who works at the police station."

Xiao Jianguo asked curiously, "If I stay away from her, will she introduce her brother to me as a friend?"

"What are you thinking about, she means for her brother to catch you."

"But I didn't break any law. I heard from Teacher Song that only those who break the law will be arrested by the police."

"This is a common threat method used by the locals. In short, it means that you should not get close to her again. So, what did you do to her that made her so wary of you?"

"I don't know. I just told her that if she wanted to be friends with me, I could show her my cock in exchange."

As Xiao Jianguo spoke, he threw the gel pen in his hand to the ground. The moment it hit the ground, it turned into an old hen flapping its wings.

The appearance of the old hen made the French fry people feel like they were facing a formidable enemy. They scrambled to jump back into the headless body, and finally did not forget to put the head back on. Unfortunately, because they were too flustered, they put it back upside down, with the back of the head facing the front of the chest.

"Ah?" Malu was also stunned, "What kind of superpower is this?"

"This is not a superpower. In my hometown, everyone can do it. Throw things out and they will turn into various small animals. Mine is a chicken, my dad is a goose, my mom is a mink, and my sister is a jumping pancake batfish.

"When we make new friends, we show our little animals to each other." Xiao Jianguo bent down and picked up the old hen on the ground.

"Hmm? Then can your family open a breeding farm?"

"No, these transformed animals can only live for an hour, and then they will change back again."

"Well, that's tasteless. Okay, I understand the chicken-watching thing, but why do you want to be friends with the girl at the front desk? Do you like her?"

"I know I know."

This time it was the local boss who had turned into a shell. "This is our exam. Before the end of the training, we have to make at least one human friend so that we can graduate successfully and start a new life alone in this plane." "So it's an assessment..." Millipede suddenly realized. No wonder the city managers opened the training camp in a farm house.

I guess they want to let these newcomers get used to living with humans in advance. At least they have to wait until the receptionist downstairs can't find any problems with them before letting them out.

"Don't use the chicken-watching trick. It doesn't work here." Malu waved at Xiao Jianguo, motioning him to sit down, and opened his notebook. "Okay, class is about to start."

"Teacher Ma, what's the wifi password? Shanshui Yifang is a free-for-all, 8888." An enthusiastic student said, "Pinyin."

"Not bad, you've all learned how to connect to wifi," Malu praised. "It looks like you've learned a lot in the past week."

His words stirred up a hornet's nest again, and some students began to show off what they had learned in the past week.

Including but not limited to looking at traffic lights, using WeChat and Alipay, ordering takeout, using shopping mall sensor faucets, online shopping, ordering food in restaurants, and pretending to be a foreign guest.

"Wait a minute, what's the matter with pretending to be a foreign guest?" Malu said casually as he went into his mailbox to download the courseware that Shen Yue had turned over.

"This is what Teacher Zheng taught us. He said that if we encounter something we don't understand or say something wrong when we go out and live on our own, we can pretend to be a foreign guest and see if we can fool them." A French fry man answered quickly, "If it doesn't work, then we can find the city administrator."

After that, it imitated a foreigner and said in broken Chinese, "I am French and this is my first time traveling in China. Can you tell me how to get to the nearest McDonald's?"

Malu was amused by him, not because their words were funny, but mainly because they were wearing safety helmets, reflective vests, and soft-soled rubber shoes, which made it obvious that they were working on a construction site and had nothing to do with foreign guests.

But Malu is here to teach you how to deal with online fraud. It is not his business to deal with daily life, so he won't say anything.

Especially afterwards there will be a teaching competition between teachers. The worse the others are, the easier it will be for him to win in the end.

So Malu patted the table again and said, "Be quiet, be quiet. What I am going to say next is very important. Listen carefully. Otherwise, you will have no place to cry in the future. Hey, you who are sitting on the stool, you should also sit back down. You are sitting so awkwardly. How can you be so rude?"

Malu has been the overbearing principal for more than a month. Even without the dignity candy to help him increase his authority, he already has his own aura.

Upon hearing this, the students who were originally in a noisy state immediately sat down, and Xiao Jianguo also held down his chicken.

Malu glanced around the conference room and saw that everyone was listening and staring at him, so he opened the PPT with satisfaction.

He cleared his throat and said, "Internet fraud refers to the act of using the Internet to fabricate facts or conceal the truth for the purpose of illegal possession, in order to defraud a large amount of public or private property."

"This online fraud, well, there are many forms, and the fraud methods are changing with each passing day. Common methods include pretending to be friends and phishing..."

Malu frowned as he read. This courseware was too dry. It was just like Baidu Encyclopedia.

So he opened Baidu and got furious when he searched. Damn, this was really copied from Baidu Encyclopedia, not a single word was different.

They didn't even clean the manuscript, this job is so unprofessional!
Malu threw the students who were craning their necks to wait for further instructions into the classroom, rushed out of the door with his cell phone, and called Shen Yue on the spot.

As a result, at 9:40, Shen Yue was still sleeping soundly in bed as expected. Malu had to make four consecutive phone calls to wake her up.

(End of this chapter)

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