Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 705 Old acquaintance

Chapter 705 Old acquaintance

Malu blinked, suddenly thought of something, took out his cell phone and searched for Santa Claus on Baidu.

Then he put the retrieved picture in front of his eyes and compared it with the white-bearded foreigner opposite him. As expected, they were 80% similar, and he couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise.

"Ah, it's you! Do you really exist? But why did you come to City B? We haven't been celebrating foreign festivals recently."

The white-bearded foreigner blinked and said with a smile, "I really am here to be a foreign teacher."

"Ok?"

"There's a war going on outside, and a lot of people have come to Earth recently. Someone has to help them integrate into society, and the first thing they need to learn to live here is language lessons. I remember that you, Boss Ma, are also a teacher at Shanshui Yifang, and many students have been discussing your anti-fraud class recently."

"really?"

"What really?"

"Did you come all this way just to be a foreign teacher?"

"Because you can earn 600 star coins for one class." said the white-bearded foreigner.

"Just for 600 star coins?"

"Otherwise, since you guys don't celebrate foreign festivals, why am I here? I've spent all the star coins I brought with me. There aren't many opportunities to earn star coins on Earth. Now that I've come across this, I must not let it go."

As the white-bearded foreigner spoke, he put his thumb and index finger into his mouth and whistled.

"It's okay, we are one of us, come in."

As soon as he finished speaking, the balcony door was pushed open and a huge black shadow walked in from outside. "You should have said it earlier. I'm freezing to death."

"Let me introduce you. This is Mr. Ma from the Universe Infinite Canteen, and his..."

"Employees." Ma Youyou said.

"And his staff, this is Lightning, my old buddy and ride."

The white-bearded foreigner pointed at the reindeer and said, Lightning nodded at the two of them and rubbed the mud on the reindeer's hooves on the mat, "You scared me, I thought it was the police again."

"And you brought your reindeer with you."

"I didn't want to come here. He said he was bored alone." Reindeer said, "Please judge for yourself. This should be considered a business trip. According to the current labor law, I have to pay travel expenses."

"Well, probably." Malu said.

"Did you hear that? Give me money! You old bastard!!! Capitalist, slave owner!!!" The reindeer yelled and pushed the white-bearded foreigner against the wall.

"Stop talking about money all the time. I ordered takeout for you and let you drink beer. I didn't ride you last time I went out. This is not a business trip, this is a vacation. You should pay me."

The white-bearded foreigner was not to be outdone, "And you have the nerve to ask me for money. Last time we worked together to do a business delivering a package, you insisted on taking a shortcut, speeding, and driving under the influence, which resulted in someone's stuff falling into the sea. As a result, we lost all the remaining 10,000 star coins, and now we still owe you 20,000.

"Otherwise, I'm already old, do you think I want to be a foreign teacher? It's just to pay for the trouble you caused!" The white-bearded foreigner also became excited.

Then the man and the deer started fighting each other.

The white-bearded foreigner lunged and punched the reindeer on the head, breaking its newly trimmed antlers. The reindeer didn't show any resistance and immediately swung its front hooves and used the MMA naked choke.

It looked like it really wanted to kill its boss, and its hooves tightened, squeezing the old man's face purple. Soon the latter was only breathing in but not out.

Malu and Ma Youyou were stunned by this scene. After a while, they stepped forward to stop the fight and pulled the man and the deer apart.

The white-bearded foreigner regained his breath, taking in big gulps of fresh air while still swearing harshly, "Just wait, one day I'm going to put dichlorvos in your dinner and poison you to death, you idiot!"

"Come on, who's afraid of who? If you dare, don't sleep at night, or I'll sneak into your bedroom and make a hole in your neck!"

The reindeer panted and showed the remaining antler on its head.

The old man with white beard also assumed a boxing stance and jumped left and right.

Seeing that they were about to fight again, Malu had no choice but to use his trump card and spoke.

"You two can play again later. I'll give 100 star coins to whoever can answer my question." He paused and added, "100 star coins for each question."

As soon as the words fell, the man and the deer immediately sat down and rushed to speak.

"go ahead."

"Ask me, I'll even tell you the color of this old man's underwear."

"I want to know what kind of things are used for."

Malu felt four burning gazes. In fact, he already had the answer in his heart, but he was still a little unwilling. Since he was here, he should at least find out the reason.

So he asked, "Don't you have the power to distort reality? Why are you so short of money?"

"The power to distort reality? You said it can fulfill wishes? Hey, how do you know I can fulfill wishes? I know the legend says so, but you wouldn't believe in legends so easily." The white-bearded foreigner spoke first.

"Because just today I met a taxi driver who suddenly became a cartoonist, and he said he had picked you up before this incident."

"Taxi driver, who is it?"

The white-bearded foreigner was a little puzzled, but he soon remembered, "Oh, oh, oh, are you talking about the taxi I took when I went to Langfang? The driver named Guo Yang, his wish came true?"

"Hey, don't you know? It's not you who did it."

"It should be me who did it, if he made a similar wish for Christmas." The foreigner with white beard was also a little unsure.

"So does this have anything to do with you?"

"Old Deng doesn't know himself." The reindeer finally got the chance to answer and said gloatingly.

The white-bearded foreigner did not refute. He stood up unsteadily and walked to a room. As he opened the door, things in the room immediately poured out.

It was a bunch of small stars, twinkling and emitting a faint yellow light. There were so many small stars that they filled the entire room, at least tens of thousands of them.

When the water surged out, it submerged the white-bearded foreigner's ankles.

"This is a wishing star." The white-bearded foreigner said, "If someone makes a wish to me, those wishes will become wishing stars and be sent to me."

“Well, is this the wishing star you have been saving until now?” asked Malu.

"No, this is just one Christmas day. This is one hundred thousandth of the total number of wishing stars I received. My warehouse is really full, so I can only store them here temporarily."

The white-bearded foreigner explained, "Before this, I thought about throwing some of the wishing stars into the sea, but then I gave up because it would cause sea levels to rise and it's not environmentally friendly."

"You're just an old, lazy, smelly bastard," the reindeer cursed. "You don't even want to fulfill those wishes."

"If you shut your stinky mouth and if you are willing to pull the cart honestly, maybe we can fulfill a few more wishes." The white-bearded foreigner immediately cursed back.

(End of this chapter)

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