Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 765 Big news
Whether it was the four little animals from the Earth Autonomous Administration Council or the members of the parliament who fled to Earth with Momoti, they were all shocked by the crazy behavior of the Speaker.

The restaurant was silent for a moment.

Momoti didn't know if it was because he drank too much cat urine beer, or if he was too excited when the showdown finally came, but his wrinkled old face turned red.

His eyes swept around, taking in everyone's expressions. Seeing the shock and panic on Dalia and others' faces, the wrinkles on his face seemed to smooth out.

He obviously didn't intend to end it like this, so he loosened his tie and continued to fire on.

"Of course, moral condemnation alone is too weak. I have kept the original investigation file of the murder case in my hands. I will make it public later, as well as... Ji Ya."

"What, Dad?"

The young man with eyes on his hands was at a loss at the moment. He didn't know which of the two things he should deal with first, the end of the world or the sudden change of father. When he was called, he answered subconsciously.

"I've had people collect some of the stupid things you did before. It's not a lot, maybe only about 444% or %, but it's enough for you to spend hundreds of years in prison No. . But it doesn't matter. The world is about to be destroyed anyway, so no one will come to catch you."

"That's good." Ji Ya breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that.

"But there is a little news that I would like to share with you in advance. I noticed that you seem to have an unusual obsession with your mother's clothes. Your mother has been losing small things such as stockings and gloves recently..."

At this time, Ma Youyou came up from the kitchen with a three-meter-long plate. On the plate was a whole piece of [Supersonic Flatfin Swordfish] made into sashimi.

Ma Youyou was about to put the plate on the table, but unexpectedly, Dalia on the side suddenly reached out, grabbed the fish head on the plate, used it as a weapon, and stabbed Momoti hard.

The sharp fish bite like a steel needle easily pierced Momoti's loose and shriveled skin, and his voice stopped abruptly.

Momoti lowered her head and looked at the fish head growing out of her throat with a look of disbelief on her face.

He stretched out his trembling hands, as if he wanted to pull off the fish's head, but before his fingers touched the fish's face, its head tilted and it died.

Dalia clapped her hands and let out a long sigh, "It looks like this press release will have to end here."

The captain of the guard team at the side widened his eyes, "Minister Dalia!!! You, you just murdered the Speaker!"

Because the scene before him was so horrifying, this experienced ace bodyguard began to stutter.

"Yeah, so what," Dalia took a sip of cat urine beer and said nonchalantly, "Relax a little, Peter, Momoti is right, it's the end of the world now, and having fun is more important than anything else."

Dalia kicked her husband's body off the chair mountain as she spoke, "I've tolerated this old man for a long time. He has been harassing me since the first day I became his secretary, but he just wanted to play with me and didn't want to take responsibility at all.

"If I didn't have something on him, he wouldn't have married me. After we got married, he found more than a dozen lovers outside, and he didn't even tell me. Even so, he still had the nerve to mention the old story between me and Diego.

"Yeah. He looks much better now." The female minister stared at the corpse lying on the ground with its eyes wide open. "You should give it a try, too. Let yourself go completely and throw off all restraints. It feels great!"

The restaurant fell into silence again. After a while, a voice finally rang out. The speaker was a pot-bellied vice-chairman. There was a strange light flashing in his pupils. "I, I have always wanted to be a bunny girl."

"No problem. You should take advantage of the last time to realize your dream. Buy a bunny girl costume, jump up, and even start a live broadcast to the whole universe." Dalia suggested.

"Me, I have a dream too! I want to try having sex with a bottlenose dolphin, but I've always been worried about those animal protection organizations." The spokesperson also mustered up the courage to say.

"Cool! To hell with them, go find your dolphin groom, we'll all bless you, it's going to be an exciting journey."

"…………" After 5 minutes, Malu decided to leave for a while and go to the back door to get some fresh air. The main reason was that the group of people inside had completely let themselves go and the content of their conversation was becoming more and more outrageous.

In comparison, the shocking revelations that Momoti had previously revealed were nothing.

Millipede is willing to pay five thousand star coins to buy a pair of ears that have never heard those words.

He looked up at the starry sky above his head.

The moon tonight is not very round, but it is very bright, just like countless previous spring nights.

Some residents of the community were walking their dogs, some were jogging to exercise, and there were a few little kids riding bicycles and chasing and playing in the yard. There was no sign that the end of the universe was about to come.

Malu was looking forward to this dinner tonight.

Especially after learning about Momoti's identity, I hope that the Speaker of the Grand Alliance can work with the Earth Autonomous Administration Council to find a solution to the current crisis.

The people pay so much taxes to those politicians, don't they expect them to be helpful at times like this?

In the end, when the time came, Momoti gave up first. Thinking of the dying wish-making meeting that was still going on inside, Malu couldn't help but sigh.

He took out his phone and browsed Taobao for a while, trying to see if there was anything he could buy.

No matter what, at least you have to spend the money you have before you die, otherwise all this work will be in vain.

However, after looking around, Malu didn't find anything that particularly excited him, mainly because he already had a house and a car, and he wasn't very interested in airplanes, yachts, etc. Besides, he would have nowhere to put the things if he bought them in City B.

You can't just take some money and set up a private dance troupe, right?

Malu was still thinking about spending money when a phone call came in.

He looked at the caller ID and found that it was an unfamiliar number. He thought it was a harassing call and hung up.

Less than 5 seconds later, the call came in again, and this time Malu chose to answer it.

An excited voice came from the other side, "I figured it out! I finally figured it out."

"What do you mean figured out? And who are you?" Malu was puzzled.

"I'm Nicholas. Many people call me Santa Claus. We met not long ago, Boss Ma." the voice continued.

"Oh, it's you." Malu remembered, "How have you been recently?"

"I'm fine, Lightning also sends his regards to you. I just compensated Qi Yu for taking back his wish last week, and now those comics can be resumed, but that's not the point. I called you today to talk to you about your time traveler friend.

"Who?"

"That time traveler friend, he's a dead man, you know?"

(End of this chapter)