Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 794 Wait Another 50 Years

"I... was the first intelligent life I met in this world, and it killed me without saying a word the first time we met.

"He is my teacher. He taught me how to kill. This is... my way of connecting with the universe." The six-armed ancient ape said word by word.

"Well, the Ares people are indeed not very suitable for welcoming new students." Malu said, "If you had met Lao Wang or their race at the beginning, perhaps the multiverse would not have been in crisis at all."

"Not just the Ares people... I later encountered many creatures... They are all good at killing. Killing brings joy to life."

The six-armed ape seemed to have gotten used to speaking, and his pronunciation became clearer and clearer. "I also want to bring joy to the universe..."

"Ah, usually the party being killed does not feel happy." Malu said, "I admit that killing can bring joy to humans, just like some kind of primitive instinct of living things.

“I was quite addicted to this for a while, killing or being killed would give people an adrenaline rush.

"In fact, humans still have many bad habits. Some people are keen on starting wars, some are addicted to gambling, some are addicted to drugs, and there are thousands of guys with all kinds of messy sexual fetishes.

"Some people like to attack others online, some people are crazy about idols, look around us, people are always forming all kinds of small groups, uniting to attack others, arguing endlessly..."

"Is this the reason why your infinite universe has not reached its peak? Whether it's color, fragrance, or taste, I feel like it's lacking something and is not perfect enough." The six-armed ancient ape thought for a while and said.

"No, it's because I don't have the ability to do it perfectly." Malu spread his hands and said truthfully.

"Of course, Chef ψ and I are two different types of people. I don't pursue limits. In my eyes, the universe is always imperfect, or most of it is imperfect.

“When we were young, we were always taught to be modest, tolerant, honest and kind. But in fact, when you graduate from college and enter the society, you will find that the world operates under another set of rules, which are more cruel and realistic.

“Hypocritical people are rewarded, while honest people are often sacrificed. The cruel competition continues round by round, never ending, just like someone is whipping you from behind with a whip, not letting you rest.

“And people will give all the applause and praise to the winners, put them on the altar, put crowns on them with their own hands, kiss the backs of their feet, and be pious.

"But hey, don't be complacent too soon. When you fall from the altar, all the flowers and applause you once received will disappear, turning into the most vicious and sharp blades, piercing your body one by one, stripping off all your clothes, and mocking and ridiculing you to your heart's content."

"A lot of people will be angry about this and feel that they have been deceived by the world, but in fact the world has not changed, it has never been so bad.

“If you go back in time and look back at the past, you will find many details that you have overlooked.

"Why are your parents so keen on giving gifts to teachers, why is Mr. Wang's son the monitor of your class, and why is Director Li of the Academic Affairs Office, who is so majestic and intimidating in front of you, immediately become kind and adorable when he sees Principal Chen...

“The truth of the universe is hidden right next to you, but your brain was so overwhelmed by teenage hormones that you didn’t even want to take a look.

“But it’s there, it’s always been there.”

"What's the point of keeping such a universe? Why are you trying to stop me from destroying it?" the six-armed ancient ape asked curiously.

"Because although this world is terrible, it has indeed given birth to beautiful things." Malu said.

"In this world of the jungle, filled with lies, deception, violence and self-destruction, there are still things that I miss and are worth protecting.

"I'm not saying this because I'm a multimillionaire or have a golden finger, both of which have brought me great joy.

"PS5, 115-inch TV, Apple 16promax, es8, super expensive bedside table, sofa with automatic massage... these really make me happy.

"But even before they were gone, there were still things that made me happy.

"For example, kissing a girl you like for the first time, riding a shared bike with her around the alleys, having sex with someone's cat for free, riding on the free sidewalk, and eating two-yuan ice cream.

"Even if we didn't end up together, the happiness we had was real.

“When I am alone, I can still be happy. My grades improved by several places in school, and I was very happy to receive praise from my teachers and parents.

“I was very happy when I won the picture cards, I was very happy when I read novels, I was very happy when I watched the meaningless short videos, and I was also very happy when I received large coupons from Meituan.

"Even if I work overtime until late at night and my body is so tired that I feel like I'm going to die in the next moment, I will be very happy when I look up and see the bright stars and feel healed, even if it's only for a few seconds. "I know this may be very cliché and sound like the old and toxic chicken soup cooked out of cheesy TV dramas, but... I really love this terrible world and don't want it to be destroyed. "

"Because as long as you are alive, there is always hope and happiness waiting for you, even if they are very small, very small, but they are our weapons against reality."

The six-armed ape pondered, "So the thing that runs through this dish and connects all the flavors and side dishes is time?"

"That's right. In all the universes, only time is eternal." Malu nodded. "Time means all hope and miracles."

“I broke the shells of blue lobsters and fried them, blended the flavor into the sauce, and poured the sauce over all the side dishes.”

“To be honest, I originally planned to keep this ingredient for myself. If I fail this time, I can still escape to another timeline.

"But in the end I found that it was also an indispensable part of the dish I was going to make for you, so I had to adopt plan B."

"Are you so sure that I will spare all life if I eat your food?"

"I don't know. I admit that there is a gambling element in it, but I always try to communicate, whether it's through language, text, or food."

Upon hearing this, the six-armed ape fell into a long silence.

After a long while, Malu asked carefully, "How about it, are you willing to end this peacefully?"

The six-armed ape thought for a while and said, "I don't know. Like you said, this is a chaotic universe. It seems to make sense to destroy it or keep it."

It paused, and then added, "But the cosmic infinity you made is indeed interesting. It is one of the few things that can interest me.

"How about this? I won't destroy the universe for now. I'll come back here in 50 years. If you can still cook dishes that satisfy me..."

"Will you just let the multiverse go completely?" Malu asked tentatively.

"No, I'll wait another 50 years."

“I won’t live to see that day.”

"But I can," the six-armed ape said, "My life is unlimited. Let me relax the restrictions a little bit. It doesn't have to be you, but others can be too. It doesn't have to be delicious. As long as it's something that I find interesting, I will give you another 50 years."

"Why are you still giving me unlimited refills?" Malu sighed, "But you have the bigger fist, so you have the final say, so I'll see you in 50 years.

"Also, do you mind if I send the video of our negotiation to other universes? I will need someone to take over in 50 years at the latest."

"Of course." The six-armed ape agreed readily.

And when it finished saying this, it was as if the pause button was pressed. All the animals around it were stunned for a moment. The next second, the six-armed ape in front of the millipede suddenly became manic and slapped the millipede!

However, a figure flashed in front of Malu first. It was Pochi who had been preparing for a long time.

Her right fist, which was clenched against her chest, was enveloped by a gust of wind.

Millipede couldn't see clearly how the girl attacked, but her fist had already hit the left leg of the six-armed ape, causing the latter to stagger and lose balance.

At this time, the other hunters and the crew of the Pink Whale also reacted and joined the battle.

Although these animals were very powerful, without Skuld's control, their actions were no longer coordinated, and they even started fighting each other before attacking humans.

In addition, the opponents they face this time are more terrifying than the last.

Without the restraint of Skuld's terrifying characteristics, the sorceress could even kill all the animals in the desert by herself.

(End of this chapter)