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Chapter 187 Why can people smell bad smells?
Chapter 187 Why can people smell bad smells?
When it comes to swearing, the people of the Dragon Kingdom are definitely the ancestors of other countries.
The most curse words in South Korea are a few words like Xiba, little bastard and the like.
But when the Dragon Kingdom curses, it not only greets your ancestors for eighteen generations, but also when you are yin and yang, you really can't understand it if you don't have any culture and IQ.
Fortunately, in order to take care of the cultural level of Li Youcheng and others, Wu Bin's scolding was more straightforward this time without too many detours.
"How dare this kid call us dogs!"
"This kid is too arrogant, mess with him!"
Li Youcheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with Wu Bin. He directly made a gesture, and the two younger brothers began to kick the door in turn.
Normally, Wu Bin would not pay attention to these people at all.
I have been strengthened by the system so many times, and my physical fitness has long been extremely strong. Isn't it easy to defeat these little shrimps?
But it's different now.
Wu Bin didn't know what was going on with his stomach. It was getting more and more painful. His legs were almost weak and he couldn't pull up his pants at all.
Not to mention Wu Bin, even if he was a peerless master, if he was attacked by someone when he had diarrhea, he would only be beaten passively.
"Made, these South Koreans don't have martial ethics."
Seeing that the door of the compartment was almost broken by kicking, Wu Bin gritted his teeth and activated the [Welcome to Welfare in Difficulty] skill.
[The skill is in trouble and the effect has been activated]
[The proportion of disease borne by the target is being adjusted. 】
[Warning, warning, such adjustment may cause the target to die, please use this skill with caution! 】
caveat?
I fucking ignored the warning and kept using it!
boom!
The door to the cubicle was kicked open, and two boys took the door panel away.
Li Youcheng looked at Wu Bin sitting on the toilet with a sinister smile on his face.
He could already imagine Wu Bin kneeling on the ground begging for mercy later.
Because those people he bullied before were like this.
They were all tough-talking at first and felt fearless.
But after removing the door panel themselves, they often surrender.
Li Youcheng looked at Wu Bin with a proud look on his face.
"Boy, weren't you very arrogant just now? Why don't you continue to be arrogant now?"
Wu Bin held a roll of paper in his hand and raised his head to look at Li Youcheng.
"Do you know why you smell the stink?"
A group of people looked puzzled, not understanding what Wu Bin meant when he suddenly said this.
"High school physics knowledge, the reason why we smell smells is because the nasal mucosa captures the odor-containing particles in the air."
"That is to say, when you smell my cock, it means that the odor particles on my cock are continuously emitted from the cock, penetrate into your nasal cavity, and enter your body."
As soon as Wu Bin said these words, everyone's faces turned green.
What the hell!
So fucking disgusting!
In other words, they are blocking this door now, which is equivalent to being in close contact with Xiang who Wu Bin pulled out?
Li Youcheng felt his stomach churn.
He knew that no ivory would come out of Li Youcheng's dog's mouth.
But he never thought that Wu Bin would come up with such a disgusting theory!
And you can’t think about this thing in detail. The more you think about it, the more disgusting you feel.
"Master Li, I can't stand it anymore, beat him up quickly and let's get out."
A group of boys suddenly felt unclean when they thought about their favorite habit of hiding in the toilet and smoking.
Li Youcheng opened his mouth and was about to speak when he suddenly vomited.
The people around him just wanted to come up and show concern, but before they could move, they started vomiting too. The scene was very spectacular. Wu Bin's face turned green as he sat on the toilet.
No, don't vomit in front of me!
This is too disgusting!
Suddenly, the toilet turned into a place with a strong smell.
Wu Bin, who was sitting on the toilet, covered his head and felt a little dizzy from the smoke.
Just when Wu Bin was about to lose control, Han Jiaoyan's anxious voice came from outside.
"Instructor, this is the toilet. After Wu Bin entered, the South Korean also followed him in."
Han Jiaoyan and Xu Qian were originally waiting for Wu Bin outside.
As a result, they had already finished one round of the game, and Wu Bin hadn't come out of the toilet yet.
In addition, when they saw Li Youcheng leading a group of boys into the toilet, they immediately realized something was wrong, so they brought Yang Kang over.
Yang Kang didn't waste any time and just led people into the toilet.
After all, Wu Bin's personal safety was involved, and Yang Kang would never dare to neglect it.
However, when they entered the toilet, they were stunned.
On the floor tiles of the men's room, Li Youcheng and his younger brothers were lying in a mess, foaming at the mouth, twitching constantly, and covered with various kinds of vomit. They looked very disgusting.
Wu Bin was sitting on the toilet with a roll of paper in his hand. His face was pale and he looked extremely weak, as if he was about to collapse at any time.
A strong stench forced the person who was about to go in to forcefully push out.
Li Mingji also rushed over with a group of teachers from Seoul University, and said with a smile on his face: "Teacher Yang, I have already said that Youcheng is a good child, and he will never bully his classmates... "
Li Mingji was mid-sentence when he saw the scene in the men's room.
What the hell!
what happened!
Why are all these students lying on the floor?
Yang Kang reacted very quickly and immediately shouted: "Doctor! Where is the doctor? Bring the stretcher in quickly!"
When Yang Kang shouted, Li Mingji finally reacted and quickly asked the school doctors from Seoul National University to rush into the men's bathroom to save people.
In order not to cause an international conflict, these doctors from Seoul University rescued Wu Bin immediately.
Before losing consciousness, Wu Binqiang wiped his buttocks and pulled up his pants.
Then two medical staff carried him onto a stretcher, and Wu Bin fell unconscious instantly.
Seeing this scene, Yang Kang's face turned pale with fright, and he quickly followed Wu Bin into the ambulance.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were amazed when they saw this scene.
"Damn it, isn't that me, Brother Ang, lying on the stretcher? Why does he end up like this again when he goes to the toilet?"
"I thought that Angkor would be cured after not getting sick for so long, but it turned out that he was preparing to hold back a big one."
"Could it be that she suffered from constipation? One of my female classmates suffered from a ruptured corpus luteum when she went to the toilet too hard and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment."
"Brother, don't be ridiculous, Angkor is a male, where does the yellow body come from?"
"The case has been solved. Angkor must have used too much force in the toilet and burst his bladder."
"You might as well just say that Seoul National University's toilets are poisonous."
Watching the ambulance go away, Li Mingji, who had been chatting and laughing just now, was standing at the door sweating.
"It's over, it's all over now."
The reason why Seoul National University entrusted him with the important task of hosting agricultural students was because Li Mingji was a thorough person and never made any mistakes.
As a result, I invited so many media to report tonight, hoping to use Wu Bin’s influence to promote Seoul University.
As a result, Wu Bin passed out directly in the toilet?
It would be fine if it was just Wu Bin who fainted. Why did Li Youcheng and the others also faint?
(End of this chapter)
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