I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 236 You call this emaciation?

Wu Bin felt like he had had a long dream.

In the dream, he was back in the cave and at the pool.

In the pool, his reflection still smiled strangely at him.

But this time, the reflection did not disappear. Instead, he picked up a dagger, pierced his right wrist, dug out a monster's eye, and swallowed the eye in front of Wu Bin. .

Wu Bin had never seen such a scene before, and he was immediately frightened and woke up.

"No, don't eat me!"

Wu Bin opened his eyes and sat up from the bed suddenly.

It was only then that Wu Bin realized that he was in the familiar special care ward. A doctor with glasses was standing aside in a nurse's uniform, looking at him with concern.

In addition to the optician, there are also Li Guotai, Xu Wenyao, Han Jiaoyan, He Bingbing and others in the ward.

Seeing Wu Bin sitting up from the hospital bed screaming, everyone's eyes fell on him.

Wu Bin was a little embarrassed.

"Everyone...are they all here?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were extremely excited.

"Looking at my state, Angkor, I should have returned to normal, right?"

"What a nonsense, mental illness is not so easy to treat, but being able to be transferred to a general ward means that the situation is definitely getting better."

"I really hope that my brother Angkor can be safe and healthy. This child has suffered too much. Let him be well."

Netizens are praying for Wu Bin.

Wu Bin was confused.

Shouldn't he stay with Han Jiaoyan?

Why were you sent back to the hospital?
As if he saw the doubts in Wu Bin's heart, Li Guotai stepped forward and said with a smile: "Classmate Wu Bin, you just had a nightmare, right?"

"It's okay, don't be afraid. You have returned to our hospital now. You are safe here."

Wu Bin asked: "Dean Li, why am I here?"

Li Guotai explained: "In view of your serious mental condition, we arranged for you to be transferred to a hospital for special treatment."

"Just last night, you were transferred back. Dr. King said that your condition has been cured."

As soon as he heard these three words Dr. Jin, Wu Bin instantly became energetic.

"Dean Li, is the Dr. Jin you are talking about named Jin Nanhua?"

Li Guotai smiled and nodded.

"Yes, Dr. Jin is a famous psychiatrist in our Longguo Psychiatry Department. Since he said that your illness is cured, I think your illness should be fine."

"But to be on the safe side, I still have to do a check-up on you first."

Li Guotai made a gesture, and four psychiatrists stepped forward to examine Wu Bin.

One of the doctors wearing gold-rimmed glasses pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "Classmate Wu Bin, next I will use five relatively simple questions to test your mental state."

"If you answer three of the five questions correctly, you can be discharged from the hospital. If you answer less than three, you still need to stay in the hospital for observation. Do you understand?"

Wu Bin nodded.

"Understood, I can start anytime."

Wu Bin was still a little nervous.

After all, he failed the last answer test and was directly diagnosed as mentally ill.

If he still can't pass this time, he'll be in trouble.

The optician said: "Now that we are ready, let's start now."

"Classmate Wu Bin, please listen to the first question."

"What kind of person needs to go to the hospital every day?"

"Patient?" Wu Bin asked tentatively.

The optician shook his head.

"No, it's a doctor."

"How can a patient get sick every day?" Wu Bin:...

Damn, you and I are playing brainteasers, right?
"There is a loophole in your question. Doctors don't go to work every day."

The optician retorted: "Why not? Our President Li comes to the hospital to work every day, and we have food and accommodation in the hospital."

Li Guotai smiled and said: Ask questions carefully and don't mention me. Being dedicated to my job and so on are all things I should do.

Okay, okay, where are you two singing the oboe?

Use my enthusiasm to show your dedication and dedication, right?

Wu Bin said with a headache: "Doctor, can you ask me some more normal questions? Don't ask such brain teasers?"

The optician looked at Li Guotai.

After getting Li Guotai's consent, the optician nodded and continued: "Okay, then I will ask you some normal questions."

“What does one plus one equal?”

"Two." Wu Bin blurted out.

As a result, the entire ward became quiet.

Wu Bin was a little nervous and uneasy by this quiet scene.

"Isn't it equal to two? Don't do it. Then what do you think it is equal to?"

The optician said seriously: "Classmate Wu Bin, please prove why one plus one equals two."

What the hell!

Wu Bin couldn't help but cursed.

"Are you crazy or am I crazy? You want me to prove that one plus one equals two? Can you prove it yourself?"

Wu Bin finally realized how powerless and sad those who were misdiagnosed as mentally ill felt.

The most troublesome part is that everyone has preconceptions about you.

So no matter what you say at this time, they will think you are mentally ill.

Just when Wu Bin was about to quit and turned against him.

Only two bangs were heard.

Song Bing and Xue Qiang took out their salute cannons and fired directly!
"Wuhu! Congratulations to Lao Wu for his recovery!"

The group of people who had looked serious just now suddenly smiled, applauded and came forward to hug Wu Bin.

Wu Bin was a little at a loss.

"This is what you are doing?"

The optician smiled and explained: "I'm sorry, Wu Bin, but these were arranged by Dean Li. He said he wanted to give you a surprise."

Li Guotai explained: "The latest mental test report was sent with you last night. The report shows that your mental state is normal, so there is no need for any tests today."

"The reason why we do this is to give you a surprise."

Shock me, you are simply frightened, okay?
Wu Bin almost thought he was going to be sent to a mental hospital again.

"Congratulations, classmate Wu Bin."

He Bingbing stepped forward and gave Wu Bin a deep hug.

He Bingbing hugged her tightly, and Wu Bin really felt her sincerity, which was heavy and weighty.

Next came Han Jiaoyan, and then Yin Yourong.

Xu Wenyao also wanted to come forward and give him a hug, but Wu Bin refused directly and shook hands instead.

What's there to hug about two grown men?

Xu Wenyao held Wu Bin's hand tightly and said excitedly: "Classmate Wu Bin, since you fell ill, I haven't been able to eat well, sleep well, and have lost a lot of weight."

"Now that I see you are fine, I am very relieved. I hope you can return to Agricultural University as soon as possible. Our Agricultural University needs you."

Wu Bin glanced at Xu Wenyao's double chin and big belly, and sneered in his heart.

thin?

You old man has gained at least ten pounds!

(End of this chapter)