I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 249 You lick too much

On Han Jiaoyan's recommendation, the three of them came to a barbecue restaurant in the mall.

As soon as the three of them walked to the door, they saw the banner hanging on the door:
[The second one for couples is half price, and the third one is free]

Wu Bin:......

Seeing this slogan, Wu Bin and Han Jiaoyan felt a little embarrassed for a moment.

"The three of us... still go in to eat?"

There are exactly three of them, who will be the third party after entering?
Just when the two were hesitant, Zhu Ling moved her nose and said excitedly: "Eat! I want to eat meat!"

Zhu Ling had always been a vegetarian before.

Whether it's potato chips or steamed buns, they are all vegetarian.

Now when I suddenly smell the smell of meat, I am naturally excited.

Han Jiaoyan also said: "This barbecue restaurant tastes very good. It would be a pity if you don't eat it."

Wu Bin gritted his teeth.

"Okay, let's go in and eat."

After Wu Bin made up his mind, he walked in directly with the two women.

The waiter looked up and was startled.

Needless to say, Wu Bin and the other three were also followed by He Bingbing and the photographer. They looked like food bloggers.

The waiter quickly asked: "Hello, sir, who are you here?"

Wu Bin pointed at Han Jiaoyan and Zhu Ling.

"There are just three of us, and the others are staff members who help us record our beautiful life."

The waiter had a smile on his face, but he was already complaining in his heart.

Recording a beautiful life requires such a professional photography team, right?

"Okay sir, this way please."

The waiter was just about to take Wu Bin and the others to sit down, but Wu Bin took the initiative to ask: "I just saw a banner outside your store holding an event. Couples are half-price, and third parties are free, right?"

The waiter's eyes widened.

When she saw three people having dinner just now, they actually didn't dare to mention this.

After all, who is willing to admit that he is a third party now, let alone bring a third party to dinner.

But seeing Wu Bin staring directly at him, with a live camera behind him, it was hard for the waiter to tell him that this was fake, lest someone would sue him for false propaganda.

The waiter had no choice but to say: "Yes sir, it is indeed half price for us to bring a third party to dine here, you guys..."

Wu Bin took the initiative and said: "I am the third party."

"The two of them are lovers."

waiter:……

Ah this.

My brain is on fire.

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Angkor is awesome. He actually admitted that he was a third party. Not only did he save the girl's face, but he could also enjoy the discounts in the store. It was like killing two birds with one stone."

"He's always been very good at adapting to circumstances."

"Look at the waiter's expression, it seems he didn't react."

"This relationship is so explosive that no one else would be able to react."

Seeing the waiter looking at the three of them blankly, Wu Bin asked further.

"What's wrong, are we not eligible to participate in the event?"

The waiter nodded quickly: "It matches, it definitely matches. Then... you three sit down first, and I will take the menu for you three."

The waiter didn't dare to say anything at this time. Wu Bin and the others were simply the best combination. If a waiter shows the slightest bit of discrimination or lack of understanding, he may get into trouble.

After the three of them were seated, the waiter brought over the menu.

Wu Bin didn't even look at it, and said directly: "Every dish on the menu, please order one portion one by one, three portions of pork belly, and some drinks, please have orange juice."

Good guy, why don’t you serve all the dishes without even looking?

Now the waiter was convinced that Wu Bin and the others were here to cause trouble.

Who in the right mind cares so much?

But the waiter couldn't say anything at this time. She could only nod to Wu Bin and said: "Okay sir, please wait a moment, the food will be here soon."

After saying this, the waiter turned around and left in a hurry.

Han Jiaoyan glanced at Wu Bin, her eyes charming and said: "Classmate Wu Bin, I didn't expect that you are quite smart, and you actually said that you are the third party."

Wu Bin explained seriously: "After this day of getting along, I believe you and Zhu Ling have become good sisters. For your pure friendship, I am indeed the third party. There is nothing wrong with it."

Zhu Ling also nodded in agreement.

"Yes, I like Sister Jiaoyan."

Originally, Han Jiaoyan was dressed up so beautifully today, but she was actually here to compete with Zhu Ling.

But for some reason, Han Jiaoyan would soften her heart every time she saw Zhu Ling's clear and stupid eyes.

She felt that she had chosen the wrong opponent.

A little girl like Zhu Ling, who only thinks about eating all day long, shouldn't have anything to do with Wu Bin, right?

Maybe the two really have a very pure brother-sister relationship?

Just when Han Jiaoyan was thinking this, the sound of two men arguing suddenly came from the side.

"Okay, what's the big deal? Isn't it just that you didn't ask someone out? Hasn't she always treated you like this?"

The man in black short-sleeves patted the man in white shirt on the shoulder to express comfort.

With the comfort of his good brother, the man in the shirt suddenly collapsed emotionally.

"No, you don't understand. You have no idea how much I have paid for her!"

"Two years, I have been in love with her for two full years! I spent 750,000 on her!"

"She said she wanted to travel, and I transferred money to her. She said she wanted to go to a flower shop, and I also transferred money to her!"

"I'm so good to her. I work hard every day to save money. I hope I can get a marriage certificate with her. Why doesn't she even want to see me?"

The man in black sighed and said, "Why do you think you are a licker?"

"Haven't you heard that a licking dog will die a good death?"

"I also looked at her circle of friends. Last month she went on a trip with a man. She took your money to go on a trip with another man. You taste it, you taste it carefully."

"Isn't this just treating you like a cash machine?"

"Brother, it's not too late for you to wake up now, stop your losses in time and stay away from bad women."

The man in the shirt wiped his tears and defended: "That man is his best friend. They have known each other since they were children. There is nothing between them."

The man in black was shocked.

"what?"

"Look at this photo, the two of them are hugging each other. Is this nothing?"

The man in the shirt still argued: "As besties, it's normal for them to stick together when taking pictures. It's okay."

Seeing his good brother licking like this, the man in black couldn't help but want to swear.

He took out a screenshot of the chat history and forwarded it to the man in the shirt.

"See for yourself, this is a screenshot of that man's chat in another group."

"Brother, actually I didn't want to send you this screenshot of the chat. After all, I don't want to hit you anymore."

"But the way you are now, you are so licking, you are turning green, you know? Take a good look at the screenshots!"

(End of this chapter)