I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!
Chapter 251: Children, talking nonsense
Chapter 251 Children, talking nonsense
Seeing Wu Bin talking nonsense seriously, netizens in the live broadcast room started talking about it.
"Okay, okay, you pay without expecting anything in return. If you don't pay, it's a different matter, right? That's awesome!"
"I feel relieved when I see Angkor being so shameless."
"This is a role model for us, a Sigma man, who never falls into a woman's trap!"
Netizens all think Wu Bin did a good job.
But Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were getting angry on the sidelines.
"Sure, classmate Wu Bin, I didn't expect you to be so worried-minded that you started going on a blind date just after your freshman year?"
Wu Bin smiled.
"No, I don't want to go on a blind date myself. Mother Hu has to find it for me. It's hard to refuse such kindness."
He Bingbing snorted.
"man."
Wu Bin couldn't laugh or cry.
Why did He Bingbing, who had always been gentle, become like this?
After being together for so long, don’t they still know that they are upright people?
Just when Wu Bin was about to explain, a prestige notification tone suddenly came from his cell phone.
It turned out that Hu Guifang had pushed all the prestige business cards of those girls over.
Seeing that he couldn't get anything good from these two women, Wu Bin simply added a woman to chat with him first. Maybe it would succeed?
Wu Bin clicked on the first woman's profile picture and took a look, and he was instantly interested.
This woman is sweet-looking, well-dressed, and has a very good figure.
Her authoritative avatar is not a funny or retro-style photo, but an ID photo of her in uniform, looking elegant and elegant.
Wu Bin took another look at her signature - Can you be airborne across the country?
Good guy, still a stewardess?
Yes, yes, Hu Ma is quite reliable, and she can even get rare resources like stewardesses.
Wu Bin happily added the other party as a friend, and then typed a line of text.
"Hello, I was introduced here by Mother Hu."
After Wu Bin finished typing this line, he began to wait patiently for the other party's reply.
As a girl, she's pretty, so it's normal for her to reply slowly.
Maybe she is busy?
Wu Bin looked up and found that Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were coming over. Even Zhu Ling, who was unaware of the situation, came over to watch the fun while chewing barbecue and holding lettuce in his hand.
Wu Bin has a black streak on his head.
No wonder he suddenly felt that the light was much darker just now. When these three women came closer, they blocked all the surrounding light!
"Why are you so close together? You don't want to eat?"
"Brother, the cameraman is too arrogant. The camera is almost on my mobile phone."
Zhu Ling's mouth was full of oil and he chewed: "Eat it, don't delay."
"Brother, what does nationwide airborne mean?"
Zhu Ling's words shocked Wu Bin.
"She must be a stewardess, so she flies all over the country."
As soon as Wu Bin finished speaking, the other party sent back a message.
"The investigation has been stricter recently, so I won't do business for now and take some rest."
Wu Bin:? ? ?
what the hell!
Can this episode be broadcast?
Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were stunned for a moment, then sat back with blushing faces.
Zhu Ling asked curiously: "Brother, can flight attendants also do business? What does strict inspection mean?"
Han Jiaoyan quickly picked up a piece of barbecue and put it into Zhu Ling's bowl.
"Kid, don't ask so many questions, just eat quickly."
All the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"Hahaha, I already felt something was wrong when I saw the airborne troops descending across the country. It's exactly what I thought."
"Just tell me if you are a flight attendant, and don't worry about anything else."
"Brother, this is not a flight attendant, this is an airborne special forces soldier."
"Facts have proved that the personal account and the work account must be separated, and the same account must not be used, otherwise such embarrassment will occur."
"God damn job number, she really treats this as a serious business, doesn't she?"
Wu Bin did not expect that his first attempt would result in this. You can only say you are extroverted once, and you will be introverted for a lifetime.
Wu Bin was injured.
He picked up the bowl and chopsticks and began to eat silently.
He Bingbing took the initiative to put a piece of barbecue into Wu Bin's bowl, and comforted: "Classmate Wu Bin, don't be discouraged. Not all women in this world are like this. You... you can also try to find it around you. "
"Look for someone who has a stable job, is about 1.7 meters tall, and can get along with you day and night."
"Don't get me wrong. What I mean is that we get along day and night, so we know each other better, so there won't be any problems."
Okay, okay, self-recommendation, right?
You just have to tell Wu Bin directly to find yourself.
Not to be outdone, Han Jiaoyan put a piece of ribs into Wu Bin's bowl.
"Classmate Wu Bin, I think Bingbing is right. Anyway, you are just in love, not getting married. Why do you have to go on a blind date? You can find someone around you."
"Find someone beautiful, lively and cheerful, with a rich family."
"Why find someone with a rich family?"
"Because after her family has money, she will no longer care whether boys have money."
As Han Jiaoyan said this, she took out the keys to her Porsche and placed them on the table pretending to be casual.
Netizens’ eyes were wide open.
Before, they only knew that Han Jiaoyan was the school beauty, but they had no idea that her family was so rich.
A college student driving a Porsche is too awesome. What kind of family strength is this? Does the family have a mine?
Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were fighting openly and secretly, and Wu Bin could feel that the two women were interested in him even though he was a piece of wood.
But Wu Bin was not prepared to accept the move.
He deliberately made a joke, looked at Zhu Ling and asked, "What do you think I should look for?"
Zhu Ling did not hesitate.
"Find someone with big breasts!"
"How can you have the world if you don't have a big chest?"
Han Jiaoyan:......
He Bingbing:...
Although Han Jiaoyan and Han Jiaoyan are not young either, they are far behind Zhu Ling.
They became even more angry when they thought that there was Yin Yourong in the hospital.
This kind of thing is natural, how can we compare it?
There is no way to change even if you want to fight for it!
Seeing that the two women looked at him with something wrong, Wu Bin quickly changed the subject.
"You little kid, what are you talking about?"
"Eat quickly, the food will get cold later."
An hour later, a group of people walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
Zhu Ling touched her belly, feeling satisfied.
Although I was only three-thirds full, human cooking skills are getting better and better.
There are many condiments that Zhu Ling has never seen before.
"The human world is quite nice."
Zhu Ling suddenly said something like this without any clue, which scared Wu Bin so much.
He patted Zhu Ling's head.
"I want you to watch less anime and don't be a fool outside. You'll get beaten up."
Zhu Ling covered her head with a look of dissatisfaction.
"It's good if you don't hit me. Come on, I still want to eat potato chips!"
Wu Bin rolled his eyes at her.
"Why are you eating potato chips? I have to go back to school to review."
After Wu Bin said this, regardless of Zhu Ling's objection, he forcibly pulled her back.
Although he has acquired the skill of photographic memory, there are still several textbooks that he has not yet had time to read.
(End of this chapter)
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