Brother Kong Xuan

Chapter 333, Haotian: Sorry, I just can’t hold it anymore…

"Monkey, what are we doing..."

On the top of the Flower-Fruit Mountain, Yang Jian, who was slowly transforming under a big tree, subconsciously glanced at the jade bottle in his arms.

Then he looked at Sun Wukong beside him with confusion.

……

"Chang Geng, I need an explanation."

Inside the Lingxiao Palace, Haotian looked at the mess and the large group of gods in heaven who were standing in the palace, looking at each other in silence, with faces that were gloomy and frightening.

Hou Tu, Kong Xuan, Nanji Xuandu and other saints who knew the inside story and came specially to join in the fun stood among the group of gods, their eyes looking at their noses, their noses looking at their hearts, and in the corners of their eyes, there was a smile that they couldn't suppress.

Tsk!
How surprising! The Lingxiao Palace was turned into this state, but Haotian, the Lord of Heaven, didn't notice anything.

It really doesn't make any sense at all.

"This……"

Let’s not talk about what the saints are thinking.

Li Changgeng, the Taibai Jinxing who was held accountable by Haotian, was completely paralyzed.

Daozu, I am responsible for this Peach Festival!

Why did this problem arise?

Isn't this costing your own life?
But why is this happening?

I'll be on duty here today.

I was away for a while only when I went to ask for the favor of the Queen Mother Hou Tu...

But even if there was that gap, this is the Lingxiao Palace!

Your Majesty lives in the back hall, why didn't you notice it?

Who is it?

The one who took action was a saint?
So, Li Changgeng was really confused at this time.

"Chang Geng came to the underworld to invite me today. Perhaps it was at that time that a thief broke into the Lingxiao Palace and caused this place to be in such a mess."

Just when Li Changgeng was at a loss as to what to do, Hou Tu spoke up and helped Li Changgeng out.

"In that case, Chang Geng, you can be forgiven."

Hearing this, Haotian nodded slowly and whispered to Li Changgeng.

Well, when it comes to taking the blame for something like this, we must start with our own people.

After all, they are our own people, so the subsequent compensation can be given without anyone knowing.

"I am guilty, Your Majesty, please punish me."

In response, Li Changgeng simply knelt before the Jade Emperor and bowed his head respectfully.

What else can I do?

Is that all I have to say to Haotian about this?
Wouldn't it be uncomfortable if it wasn't pure?
"You are forgiven."

In response, Haotian simply waved his hand and his eyes fell on Kong Xuan who was watching the fun on the side.

"Good nephew?"

"What do you want, uncle?"

Hearing this, Kong Xuan immediately came in front of Haotian and bowed to him.

Oh, you also have a role to play?
"I have heard that you are quite gifted in fortune-telling. I wonder if you could help me calculate today to see who the person who ruined my High Heaven Palace is."

Looking at Kong Xuan in front of him, the Jade Emperor made suggestions to him in a kind manner.

Well, now that the stage has been set, we certainly can’t just promote Sun Wukong and Yang Jian.

Liu Yu, you can't just pretend you didn't see it.

"Master is right here, how can it be my turn to show off my ugliness?"

As for Haotian's words, Kong Xuan declined and looked at Houtu who was not far away.

Well, Kong Xuan knew very well that what happened here today would inevitably become a myth and spread to the mortal world.

Therefore, Kong Xuan directly followed Haotian's momentum and gave this opportunity to be in the limelight to Houtu.

Don't underestimate this opportunity.

Let’s put it this way, when this opportunity to show off comes from Haotian’s mouth, it’s just a title of being good at calculating.

But after Kong Xuan did this, it became that Hou Tu's ability was far greater than Kong Xuan's.

Two different things.

Well, Kong Xuan knew very well that he would be the candidate that the three religions would focus on training next to attain the Dao of Hunyuan.

Kong Xuan also knew very clearly that this matter was known not only to himself but also to the disciples of the three religions and to everyone in the world who was qualified to know about it.

Without anything else, the fact that he was in charge of the Jiejiao Ten Thousand Immortals Formation was enough information.

What's more, Jin Ling is about to attain enlightenment. As a result, Kong Xuan's status in the hearts of the immortals has surpassed Fuxi.

After all, Fuxi just had a saintly sister.

But Kong Xuan not only has a saintly brother, but also a saintly master.

Moreover, that saintly master is like a brother to the other two saints.

Therefore, with the support of these factors, this opportunity to stand out becomes extremely precious.

After all, Kong Xuan also wants to achieve the Dao of Hunyuan in the future.

Of course, Kong Xuan didn't lose out either.

In addition to establishing a good relationship with Hou Tu, Kong Xuan also gained a reputation for respecting teachers.

Well, uncle-master is also a master!

As for why it was Hou Tu instead of Haotian?

Are you kidding? A quasi-saint who lives behind the Lingxiao Palace didn’t even notice that his home was messed up like this.

What should he do?
To add some laughter to the ordinary people in the mortal world during their after-dinner conversations?
Stop it, Kong Xuan himself is embarrassed.

"In that case, I won't be polite."

In response, Hou Tu smiled gently, stretched out her hand and waved, and the long river of time appeared directly here.

The figures of Sun Wukong and Yang Jian also appeared in the long river of time.

"So it's these two brats?!"

Seeing this, Haotian's face suddenly darkened and he cursed in a low voice in displeasure.

Taibai Jinxing, who was watching this scene from the side, suddenly understood what was happening when he saw this scene.

I was wondering who it was, and it turned out to be these two people with connections?
I said that even a saint would not be greedy for such a small amount of food.

Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing looked at Haotian with quite resentment.

No way, Your Majesty, are you going to defend against your own people?
"Chang Geng, tell Jiang Guang and Zhong Ying to lead their troops to capture those two evil beasts!"

After saying this, Haotian continued to give instructions to Taibai Jinxing beside him.

At this moment, Haotian, sitting on the throne, looked like the mighty emperor of all ages.

Even Jiang Guang and Zhong Ying mentioned by Haotian seemed to be the invincible war gods who were victorious in every battle and looked down upon all enemies!

"only."

Li Changgeng felt helpless about this, but he came to Haotian with a determined look and bowed to him.

He looked like a criminal who was eager to redeem himself by making meritorious contributions.

Jiang Guang... Zhong Ying...

Who is it?

Never heard of it...

Kong Xuan, who was standing aside, was slightly startled after hearing these two unfamiliar names, and his hands hidden in his wide sleeves began to calculate subconsciously.

A sixth-rank heavenly general...

After having the answer in his mind, Kong Xuan stood there silently with his mouth twitching slightly.

Good, good, uncle-master is still capable.

What is the concept of a sixth-rank heavenly general?
Let’s just say that the City God in the mortal world is ranked seventh.

Among the sixth rank, the thirty-six heavenly generals are the only ones with military power...

In fact, these thirty-six heavenly generals were not trained by Bian Zhuang.

After all, the heavenly soldiers and generals trained by Bian Zhuang were directly assigned to the various star gods and his own Tianshu Academy.

In a word, these two have not yet achieved the fruit of immortality. "Your Majesty!"

And at this moment, as an old voice sounded, the gods almost subconsciously looked outside the Lingxiao Palace.

But then I saw an old man with white hair and beard, a middle-aged man with a dignified look, and a young man carrying a long sword, running towards the Lingxiao Palace.

"Master! Uncle-master!"

As soon as he saw these three people, Kong Xuan let out a low cry and hurriedly trotted towards them.

Xuandu Nanji, Zhao Gongming and other disciples of the three religions restrained their desire to watch the show and hurriedly went to greet the Three Pure Ones.

As for the other immortals, they felt so weak in the waist and knees that they didn't know whether they should pay homage or not.

Until the voice of "no need to be polite" sounded in the hearts of the immortals.

The hearts of all the immortals finally settled down.

"What happened to the three Heavenly Lords?"

In response to this, Haotian naturally hurried towards the Three Pure Ones.

“Today, I went to Yuxu Palace with Tongtian to play chess, but unexpectedly, Sun Wukong and Yang Jian sneaked into my Tushita Palace and stole the two golden pills I had refined that I intended to give to Your Majesty.

He also stole the floor lamp in my palace, the sky-burning purple fire in the Eight Scenery Palace lamp, and the ancient Wanling Yi in my brother Yuanshi's sky lamp, the Jade Void Colored Glass Lamp!"

Looking at Haotian in front of him, Tai Shang said to Haotian with a sad face.

At the same time, Tongtian and Yuanshi, who were beside Tai Shang, also looked heartbroken.

As for whether this would damage the reputation of the saint?
Stop joking, the word 'saint' is enough to explain everything.

As for the incident where the saint's temple had things stolen by two Daluo Jinxian, all the immortals in the world just watched it for fun.

As for actually doing this?

I'm afraid I can't even find where the door is.

To be honest, there are people who can sneak into the saint's temple and steal the saint's treasures.

What is important is not the Golden Immortal, but the disciple.

It was also by chance that he was favored by the saint.

As for how mortals view saints?

Love it how you see it.

Anyway, the Three Pure Ones don’t care much.

After all, to the Three Pure Ones, it doesn’t matter whether they are mortals or immortals.

If the time really comes, everything they have can be deployed at will by the Three Pure Ones, or any other saint.

To be honest, for the saints, incense and vows are just for fun.

What the saints really care about is the heaven and earth themselves and the merits of the way of heaven.

After all, compared to the Chaos Sea, only when the heaven and earth become stronger can the saints become stronger.

As for the merits of the Heavenly Dao, they can enhance the authority of the saints in the Heavenly Dao.

Therefore, the Three Pure Ones would do such a thing.

In this regard, Minghe's numb look is enough to explain everything.

Well, at this moment, Minghe only had one thought in his mind.

The world has really changed, and even saints have to rely on quasi-saints to enforce justice...

As for why the Yuxu Colored Glaze Lamp that should have belonged to Yuanshi appeared in the Tushita Palace, it was a palace that Tai Shang had built in the Heavenly Court on a whim a few years ago.

Then who dares to ask?

We just listen to whatever they say.

The rest of the time, just be a passerby with little sense of existence.

"The three Heavenly Lords please take your seats first."

In response to this, Haotian simply supported Sanqing and guided him to sit in his seat, while comforting him softly.

When Yao Chi saw this, he stood up and gave up his seat, and unnoticeably set up another table.

"Don't worry, three Heavenly Lords. I have already sent my Heavenly Generals to capture those two bastards."

After he finished speaking, Haotian took out a desk for himself and continued speaking to the Three Pure Ones.

Yao Chi on the side took out a large number of peaches and fine liquors, and signaled the maids around her to rearrange the Lingxiao Palace.

"That Yang Jian was originally a disciple of Jade Ding Zhenren, who was under the tutelage of my brother Yuanshi. He had excellent aptitude and within a thousand years, he had already become a Daluo Jinxian."

"In the past few years, I have been practicing with my younger brother Tongtian, Jin Ling. Not only did I learn the thunder method, but I also developed the ability to transform."

“It can’t be said that he has great magical powers.”

"He has also learned the Earth-flying Golden Light that I taught you. Your Majesty must not take it lightly."

Having said that, Yuanshi also took over Tai Shang's words and continued speaking to Haotian.

"Well, what the three Heavenly Lords said is extremely reasonable."

In response, Haotian just nodded slightly awkwardly and silently changed the subject.

At this moment, Haotian was really embarrassed to flatter the two sixth-rank heavenly generals with celestial cultivation.

Sorry, I really can't hold it anymore.

As they were talking, the Lingxiao Palace was restored to its original state under the arrangement of many maids.

As many gods took their seats, a large mirror appeared in the center of the Lingxiao Palace.

It was exactly the magical treasure that Haotian brought out from Zixiao Palace, the Haotian Mirror.

And in the mirror, it was the mighty group heading towards the Flower-Fruit Mountain...

Twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and two heavenly generals...

……

"I do not know……"

Meeting Yang Jian's blank gaze, Sun Wukong blinked blankly and subconsciously opened the jade bottle in his arms.

Nine-transformation golden elixir...

"If we eat all these golden pills in one go, will we die of bloating?"

As Sun Wukong moved, Yang Jian's attention was attracted and he continued to ask Sun Wukong.

"I do not know……"

Looking at the forty-nine Nine-Revolution Golden Pills in the jade bottle, Sun Wukong swallowed subconsciously.

Really, Sun Wukong doesn’t dare to eat any of them now.

After all, this golden elixir is enough for Sun Wukong to refine for a period of time.

And now, I obviously don't have time to practice...

"Then do it?"

Feeling the movement coming from afar, Yang Jian looked subconsciously, only to find that it was two heavenly generals coming with their heavenly soldiers.

He asked Sun Wukong beside him in a daze.

"No...I don't know..."

Blinking again, Sun Wukong spoke to Yang Jian again.

"How come you don't know anything?"

In response, Yang Jian asked Sun Wukong in disbelief.

"Then you know?"

Facing Yang Jian's eyes that were filled with disbelief and a hint of blame, Sun Wukong glared back at him unwillingly and asked Yang Jian in a bad mood.

"I...I don't know either..."

Hearing this, Yang Jian was slightly stunned and murmured incoherently.

Yang Jian felt as if he had caused a huge disaster.

But it seems like nothing happened...

Very strange, yet inexplicably reasonable...

"Don't let blood be seen."

And it was at this moment that Haotian's voice once again appeared in the hearts of Yang Jian and Sun Wukong.

(End of this chapter)