Full-time Master: Rebirth of Tao Xuan, Revitalization of Excellent Era
Chapter 144 Uncle Tao, you can’t do it! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Chapter 144 Uncle Tao, you can’t do it! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Arriving at Xingxin Internet Cafe, Chen Guo found a random machine and sat down. Then she patted the seat next to her and motioned for Tao Xuan to sit down too: "Uncle Tao, come on, take the number!"
"Okay, come on"
Tao Xuan touched his body and found that he didn't bring his account card at all. Then he remembered that Lord Grim's account card had already been given to Ye Qiu.
"I can't come without my card," Tao Xuan said, burping from wine.
"Xiaoyi~! Xiaoyi~!" Chen Guo shouted to the front desk.
The girl at the front desk called Zhang Xiaoyi. When she heard the shouting, she ran over quickly: "Hey~! Sister Chen, what's the matter?"
"Have you loaded your Glory cassette?" Chen Guo asked.
"Bring it." Zhang Xiaoyi said.
"Can you lend it to Uncle Tao for a while?" Chen Guo asked.
Uncle Tao?
Zhang Xiaoyi glanced at Tao Xuan suspiciously. Tao Xuan looked like he was not yet forty years old, and Chen Guo was not yet thirty years old either. It was not surprising to call Tao Xuan Uncle Tao.
But the question is, didn’t you always call me Mr. Tao, Boss Tao?
Why did you call me uncle today?
Are you so close after having a New Year dinner?
And in her opinion, the two of them clearly looked like a couple, and every time Tao Xuan came, she looked at Chen Guo and looked at Tao Xuan differently. According to a woman's intuition, it was obvious that she had a crush on him. .
Not to mention Chen Guo, she also has a crush on Tao Xuan.
No woman would be confused when seeing a diamond king like Tao Xuan, who is in his thirties and has a net worth of over 100 million.
It's just that she also knows herself. With her beauty, Tao Xuan doesn't like her at all.
But Chen Guo is good-looking, beautiful, and has her own capital. She is truly white and rich.
She felt that Chen Guo and Tao Xuan were a good match.
So if Chen Guo wants to call Tao Xuan to get closer, she should also call her Tao Brother!
Calling him uncle, isn't that a bad thing?
The girl's mind is so complicated, but in just one or two seconds, countless thoughts have appeared in her mind.
"Okay, but my account is Swordsman. Can Mr. Tao use it?" Zhang Xiaoyi said.
"Swordsman, can you be alone?" Chen Guo asked Tao Xuan.
"Okay! Of course! I can still beat you with a sword!" Tao Xuan said stubbornly.
What a joke, how can a man say no!
The drunker you are, the better you are at it!
"boast."
Chen Guo said and looked at Zhang Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, you bring the account card, and then you will be the referee. If anyone loses and refuses to admit defeat, he or she will be a puppy!"
"All right."
Zhang Xiaoyi finally noticed that both of them were drunk, completely drunk.
It's no wonder that Chen Guo was so drunk that she didn't even know what she was doing.
Moreover, can you still play games like this?
I take it you can’t even hold the mouse, right?
But if they want to play, let them play. You can't beat a drunk person.
Soon, she took her account card and gave it to Tao Xuan, and then Tao Xuan and Chen Guo started to log in to their accounts.
But both of them were completely drunk. They took the account card and inserted it into the login machine for a long time, but the account card could not be inserted.
Zhang Xiaoyi, who was standing behind her, didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She was so drunk. How could she still play games?
It’s Chinese New Year, how about playing?
Although she was laughing, she still stepped forward to help the two of them insert the cards, and by the way, they logged into the game and created an arena room.
With Zhang Xiaoyi's help, the two finally successfully entered the arena.
The battle soon began.
"Uncle Tao, although I call you uncle, there is no father or son in the arena, so I won't blow you away with one shot!"
Chen Guo laughed, and the operator [Zhu Yanxia] fired an anti-tank cannon at [Auntie is Coming] on the opposite side of the arena.
However, her vision was blurry at this time, and the screen on her computer was shaking.
In her field of vision, there were at least three [Auntie is coming] on the screen, and there was no way to be sure.
I saw that her anti-tank cannon blasted out and went directly to her grandmother's house. It was at least 45 degrees away from "Auntie is Coming", which shows how outrageous it was.
"Haha! My eldest niece, you can't do it either. I can't hit you even if I stand in front of you. Let's see how I teach you a lesson!"
Tao Xuan smiled proudly, and used the same operation [Auntie is Here] to rush up and attack Chen Guo, but how could he be any better than Chen Guo? He couldn't even hold the mouse steadily, and the character he controlled always walked like a drunk. Drunk man, crooked, paused.
The left hand that pressed the skill key directly pressed the ALT key and Shift key.
So when he used [Auntie is Coming], he rushed forward, but when he attacked, there was no movement for a long time.
In the Honor game, the Z key is the default normal attack, the space key is for jumping, and the other letter keys are self-adjusted skill keys. Of the four fingers of Tao Xuan's left hand, two were on the Shift key, one was on the ALT key, and only one was on the Z key.
So he operated as fiercely as a tiger, and all he could see was that the character swung the long sword twice on the spot.
Because the Z key was pressed twice, two normal attacks were launched.
But [Auntie Is Here] is still three positions away from [Chasing Yanxia], and ordinary attacks cannot reach the opponent at all.
Therefore, Tao Xuan's operation could only be reduced to nothing.
But he quickly realized that he pressed the wrong keyboard position, so he lowered his head to look at the skill keys, adjusted the position of his fingers, and then planned to start attacking again.
But at this time, Chen Guo, who was also pressing randomly, accidentally fired the Gatling gun.
Then she operated [Zhu Yanxia] and faced Tao Xuan's [Auntie is coming], and she was stunned.
Although her vision was blurry at this time, her hand holding the mouse was unstable, and the Gatling gun she fired was completely random, but this also showed the power of the Gatling gun skill. The dense bullets were like a line of bullets. The long whip hit Tao Xuan's [My Aunt Is Here] several times during the shooting process.
Seeing that Tao Xuan's character had lost nearly 3% of its health, Chen Guo burst into laughter: "Haha, let's see you still don't lose now!"
As she spoke, Chen Guo continued to charge up her skills to attack, but at this time, Tao Xuan had already spotted the keyboard skills and instantly executed a three-stage slash.
The movement trajectory of the three-stage slash can be freely manipulated by the player. The player can make the three-stage slash cut back and forth, repeatedly attacking the target three times, or it can be operated in a straight line as a pursuit skill.
If Tao Xuan is awake, he can naturally use this three-stage slash at will, but at this time, he can't do this kind of operation. Under his random operation, [Auntie Is Here] is also running around, looking extremely like Wu Xuan. Head flies.
Fortunately, Tao Xuan's luck was pretty good. The three-stage slash he made at random actually hit [Zhu Yanxia], and also knocked out nearly 3% of [Zhu Yanxia]'s health.
In this way, the two drunkards started fighting in the arena, but in the end, Chen Guo's gunner had the upper hand.
After all, when both of them became drunkards, their operations had reached the point where they could not lock on the target at all. At that time, the range attack profession had the advantage.
Because the gunner's attack range is large, he can occasionally hit a dead mouse with his random skills. However, the swordsman's attacks require precise operation to hit the enemy. Under such circumstances, how can Tao Xuan take advantage.
In the end, under Chen Guo's random manipulations, the duel lasted for ten minutes, and Tao Xuan's [Aunt Is Here] still fell down.
After winning the victory, Chen Guo burst out laughing: "Hahahaha! Uncle Tao, you can't do it!"
"It doesn't count. This round doesn't count. I didn't attack much in this round. Let's play another round!" Tao Xuan also used his drunkenness to act stupidly.
Chen Guo immediately laughed: "It's a shame! Look. Xiaoyi, look, this person is cheating. As I said just now, the person who is cheating is a puppy. Uncle Tao, you are such a big boss, do you want to be a puppy?" "
"It was just a warm-up. Let's play another game. We will decide the outcome in one game."
"Come here and see if I don't beat you today."
Soon, the two started the second game again
Watching the two play one round after another, Zhang Xiaoyi, as the [referee], was speechless.
You're all so drunk, wouldn't you like to find a place to lie down and fall asleep?
Seeing you unable to hold the mouse firmly and still having to play PK makes me feel so sad as a spectator!
I don't know how many rounds the two of them played in total. It wasn't until both of them fell asleep on the computer table that Zhang Xiaoyi felt relieved.
it is finally over.
Looking at the two people sleeping on the table, Zhang Xiaoyi did not wake them up. Instead, she went to the front desk and found two coats left by her colleagues who worked the night shift to keep warm when they took a nap at night, and gave them to Tao Xuan and Chen Guo. I put a cover on each one and then returned to the front desk for duty.
The Spring Festival always goes by very quickly, and in the blink of an eye it’s the sixth day of the first lunar month, and all the team members have returned to their positions.
Starting from the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, the Glory League will continue.
Team Excellent Era has officially entered a busy moment.
On the seventh day of the lunar month, Ye Qiu took Team Excellent Era to Qingshi to play an away game against Team Tyranny, while Tao Xuan sat in Excellent Era and handled some logistical chores.
He was busy until he was about to take a break in the afternoon when Tao Xuan's phone rang. He picked it up and found that the caller was actually Luo Ji, a mathematician who was home for the New Year.
Tao Xuan answered the phone and greeted quickly: "Classmate Xiao Luo, happy New Year!"
"Well, happy New Year, Mr. Tao." Luo Ji replied. Now that he and Tao Xuan were familiar with each other, he was no longer so reserved and shy.
"How about it? Is the New Year period at home quite lively?" Tao Xuan asked with a smile.
"It's okay, but I went back to school in my third year of junior high school," Luo Ji said.
Tao Xuan was surprised: "Did school start so early?"
"No, school started on the 20th of the first lunar month. But when I went back to work on the skill point guide, there were several places that I couldn't solve, so I went to school to ask my teacher for advice. I asked the teacher to help build a model. The complete version of the skill point guide has been released.”
"Oh, that's it. Thank you for your hard work." Tao Xuan suddenly realized that in the original work, Luo Ji consulted his mentor to completely decipher some key problems in the skill point strategy.
"No hard work, no hard work. Now the skill point guide has been completely cracked. I will send it to you. How much will you deduct?" Luo Ji asked.
"Okay, wait a moment."
Tao Xuan quickly turned on his computer, logged in to QQ, and told Luo Ji his QQ number. After Luo Ji added him as a friend, he sent him the guide to deciphering skill points.
Looking at the received documents, Tao Xuan was dumbfounded.
What's this?
He couldn't understand it at all!
"Wait a minute, I'll call someone."
Tao Xuan thought of Guan Rongfei from the technical department, so he quickly ran to the technical department to call for someone.
(End of this chapter)
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