Please call me Huanxian

Chapter 462 The Hidden Little Monk
"Oh, I almost forgot what I was doing. I was ordered to track down a female thief who is a seventh-level divine drama master. I just found some clues, and you suddenly arrested me. I wonder if you alerted the hidden thief?"

Liu Xueli slapped her forehead, complained to her master a few words, and glanced at her master's expression.

He and his senior brother rushed to Zhoushan area and searched secretly for almost half a month.

It would be like looking for a needle in a haystack for two people to search all over the mountain area. It is extremely difficult. A few days ago, the eldest brother "borrowed" several experts who were good at scent tracking from Qingyao Mountain, and everyone acted separately.

Even though a seventh-rank divine performer can change his body, appearance, and breath, there is an extremely short "breathing" process every few days, which can inadvertently leave flaws unless he remembers to wipe them from time to time.

Like Xueli and Xiao Ang, they can remember the original energy of the female thief.

Abnormalities can be detected within a certain range.

He went to the area around Gudui Mountain and ran into a female pilgrim who had the faint scent of a female thief.

It caught his attention, but before he could start his performance, he was caught by the master and taken to the meditation room.

"Boom!"

The old monk gave the disciple a slap on the bald head, and no matter how the disciple tried to dodge, it was in vain. He laughed and scolded: "Boy, don't play tricks on me. As soon as you stick your butt out, I will know whether you want to poop dry or watery. If you have something to say, say it. If not, get out of here. I will give you three years to deal with worldly affairs. Then you can go to Baozhou Temple and learn to chant scriptures and worship Buddha with me, listen to the morning bell and evening drum, and live a good life with six senses pure."

Liu Xueli covered her swollen head and wailed, "As a master, you should also be reasonable. 'On the road of cultivation, you and I are just passers-by. It is our destiny to walk together on the great path'. Don't always hit me. If you have something to say, talk to me nicely. Your disciple will obey you if you are right..."

The old monk pretended to stretch out his hand, which scared the little guy so much that he covered his head with his hands and ran away. He laughed.

I have never felt so relaxed since I started sitting in meditation. It has completely changed my previous state of “no self” and “no one else”.

His face straightened, and he taught him a lesson: "In the future, don't learn those messed up Taoist theories from Xu Yuanchang. You are a demon created by heaven and earth, why do you learn those bullshit? The only thing to be thankful for is that you are heartless and have not been led astray by Xu. A rotten tree can still be carved."

Liu Xueli smoothed the bump on his head. His master was too shrewd to be fooled. He put his hands together like a monk and said, "Master, you are good at fortune-telling. Could you help me figure out where the female thief is hiding?"

He did learn a lot of impressive "truths" from the sect leader, and could argue with his eldest senior brother, Mr. Zeng and others, but it was of no use to him at all against the old monk he had just worshipped as his master.

He also belittled his self-proclaimed profound principles and made them worthless.

The old monk corrected him, "Those who can tell fortunes are sorcerers and Taoist priests. I don't need those fancy tricks."

If the disciple asks the master for a favor, it would not be considered a violation of the rules or disrupting the upper realm if the master takes action.

The golden hairpin appeared in his hand and a Buddha's light appeared in front of him.

Stretch out your right index finger and tap lightly, trace back to the source, and time will flow.

The white Buddha light transformed into a scene of a mortal city, with light waves rippling like water. The plaque at the city gate displayed three faded ancient characters "Qingshi City". Then the picture changed and moved, showing a three-story brothel called "Binhua Tower", and slowly revealed a beautifully decorated room on the top floor, with a charming girl sitting inside. The picture froze for a moment.

Then the picture turned into white light and dissipated into the air.

Liu Xueli was extremely excited. She had found a good master and everything was working effortlessly for her.

Even if Fengli had a treasure that could conceal the secrets of heaven, he still couldn't stop his master's profound magical powers from calculating.

He knew that Bluestone City was only a hundred miles away and was eager to go out.

The old monk threw out a golden hairpin and a string of eighteen brown Buddhist beads, and said, "This is a gift from the master to you. Remember to come to Baozhou Temple within three years. If you forget the time, the master will turn all of you into bald monks, even Xu the kid."

Liu Xueli was grinning so hard that she couldn't close her mouth. It was simply hard to imagine that the big sister, the clan leader and the others had become bald, and even the black cat had its hair shaved off. What a funny scene it was!

He reached out and took the golden hairpin and the seemingly ordinary Buddhist beads.

At some point, his master had embedded his Ice Soul Bead into the Buddhist beads, and it became a Buddha head.

"I will bear this in mind, and will not dare to forget it."

Liu Xueli put the Buddhist beads around her neck, put her hands together and bowed her head in a formal manner, saying, "Take care, Master. I'm leaving now!"

The old monk nodded with satisfaction, a smile appeared on his ugly old face, and he said: "Go ahead, and when you venture out, remember to keep a low profile and be a monk. The seven realms of the upper realm are not just a few ninth-level masters as they appear on the surface. There are also many hermits like me. If you provoke me, even I can't save you."

The older you are in the world, the less courageous you become. This is not just a saying; it's a matter of experience.

There are so many hermits, some like Taoist Master Yanshan who wanders in the mortal world, some like him who are trapped in inconspicuous temples and cities, or like the old centipede who suffered backlash and wandered in remote and dangerous places, each with his own cause and effect troubles.

No matter whether the cultivators practice against the will of heaven or in accordance with the will of heaven, they are ultimately aliens of heaven and earth. In the end, they are no longer welcomed by the world they live in, and all kinds of disasters arise as a result.

Some old guys have been in trouble for a long time and can't find a solution. They may lose their power and leave the world at any time, and their tempers are not very good.

It is not surprising that people with extreme minds would go crazy over trivial matters and commit massacres or even destroy clans.

Xueli's heart trembled, and she bowed and said, "I will remember this, disciple. I will not cause trouble outside."

He laughs and acts unruly about small things, but he is clear-headed when it comes to big things.

Before meeting the master, who could have imagined that in an ordinary mortal temple, without any trace of cultivators, there was actually hiding a peerless powerful person who could ascend to the fairyland?
He had heard many rumors about how difficult it was to ascend to the immortal world. It was completely different from his own small ascension back then.

When he left the meditation room and walked out, all the monks, both big and small, who met him, saluted him with their palms folded. Although they were a little surprised at his inappropriate silver robe that didn't match his bald head, no one questioned him at all.

Liu Xueli quickly found a deserted corner and changed her flashy silver robe into an ordinary gray monk robe.

This now complemented the Buddhist beads and bald head and no longer made him feel uncomfortable.

By the time he walked out of the temple and reached the outside of the mountain gate, he had already completed the ritual of refining the brown Buddhist beads he was wearing. He was pleasantly surprised to find that the beads could completely conceal the aura of his cultivation, making him look like an ordinary monk, blending into the world inconspicuously. He could also adjust the amount of cultivation displayed according to his mind.

He landed on a barren hill ten miles away, took out the flying sword for communication, muttered a few words silently, and raised his hand to send the flying sword into the air.

While waiting for the arrival of the senior brother, Liu Xueli took the time to familiarize himself with the Buddhist beads that his master had given him.

About half an hour later, a ray of light quietly emerged from the ground.

Xu Shengtian showed up, was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter. He couldn't help but reach out to touch the fat boy's bald head. How could he think of such a clever way of disguise?

Zhoushanyu is known to have 1,800 temples, and monks of all sizes can be seen everywhere. Disguising as a monk to find the whereabouts of the female thief is a genius idea.

Why hadn't he considered this ahead of time?
Of course, even if he thought about it, he would not make himself bald.

Little Silver Bug is a hidden talent.

Liu Xueli had anticipated the reaction of the senior brother, so she dodged to the side and put her hands together, saying, "Donor, please respect yourself!"

Since he put on the Buddhist beads, he subconsciously moved his words and deeds closer to those of a monk. He did not notice the subtle changes in himself.

Xu Shengtian couldn't stop laughing, and gave a thumbs up, saying, "They look alike, so damn alike! Little silver bug, I admire you so much! You're going to make me laugh to death!"

Liu Xueli looked at the senior brother who was so happy that he seemed to have forgotten his business, and reluctantly reminded him through voice transmission: "This place is not far from Qingshi City. If you scare away that female thief, I will never forgive you."

"Hahaha...burp!"

Xu Shengtian finally stopped talking, rubbed his cheeks that were almost hurt from laughing, and shook his hand, signaling to his monk brother that it was okay. He also changed his voice transmission: "Don't worry, there are mortals and cultivators living together in Zhoushan area. The female thief chose to escape to Zhoushan area based on the consideration of hiding. There are many cultivators in Qingshi City, and they will not attract the attention of the female thief. In addition, the female thief concealed her breath and dared not reveal her whereabouts. How could she have the time to spy a hundred miles away?"

Having said that, he didn't dare laugh out loud anymore.

Looking at the little silver bug's bald head, he couldn't help but laugh again.

Liu Xueli pretended not to see it and asked in a voice transmission: "Big Brother, have you arranged everything?"

Xu Shengtian laughed for a while and transmitted his voice: "Three brothers and sisters are already in place. Two are responsible for protecting the safety of the city, and one is to prevent the female thief from escaping from the sky. Junior brother, how did you find the whereabouts of the pineapple?"

Liu Xueli said vaguely, "It's a long story, it was just luck, let's go."

With his carefree personality, how could he care about the lives of ordinary people in the city?

Catching the female thief is the first priority, and everything else comes second.

This time he specifically instructed the eldest senior brother to properly arrange the manpower, minimize mortal casualties, etc.

It’s more than a hundred miles away, but it only takes a moment to get there.

The two of them walked into Qingshi City from the South Gate and the East Gate respectively. Liu Xueli walked step by step to Binhua Tower. Under the surprised gaze of the waiter and a group of gorgeously dressed women, he walked into the door with confidence and threw a silver ingot to the old brothel owner who came out and covered her mouth with her hands and laughed.

"I am here to look for an old lover. I don't need your hospitality. I will go upstairs by myself."

The young monk Xue Li refused to be pulled by the madam and went up the stairs alone.

I found the middle of the top floor and knocked on the door.

A maid in green opened the door and said with a surprised and giggling look: "Little Master, have you come to the wrong place?"

At the turn of the stairs, several women were looking out and laughing at the novelty and excitement.

"You are not in the wrong place. I came here because of your reputation. I want to practice Happy Zen with your young lady."

The snowflakes went straight into the room.

The maid in green stepped back with a giggle, bowed, and said, "Excuse me, Master. I will go and invite the young lady now."

The young girl in the inner room heard the strange sound, pushed aside the beaded curtain and walked out smiling. With her experience, she had seen all kinds of strange things, so she would not care about a playboy monk who just wanted to have fun.

Even if there were patrons who wanted to have sex with her, she would replace them with maids without anyone noticing.

As soon as the two met, the girl's face changed immediately.

Even with the Buddhist beads covering her, the distance was so close that the subtle sensation between people of the same level made the girl realize something was wrong.

Without hesitation, she turned into a ray of light, broke through the top floor and disappeared. "Boom", most of the Binhua Building collapsed, and countless women and guests were smashed into the ruins, crying and shouting. It was a horrible sight.

Liu Xueli took action subconsciously, saving half of the building, and then rushed into the air.

Gray mist filled the sky and the ground at the same time. The girl was forced to show her figure thirty miles outside the city. Facing the little monks who were surrounding her from front and back and a handsome man with countless tentacles extending from behind, she shouted, "I have no grudges against you in the past or in the present. Why set up this trap to persecute me? If I have offended you..."

Xu Shengtian sneered and said, "Fengli, you have committed the crime. Surrender and follow us back to Qixing Mountain."

The girl took action instantly.

Countless sword shadows suddenly appeared and shot from all directions at the little monk who had hidden himself from her perception.

She lived in seclusion in a brothel, originally intending to take advantage of the chaotic atmosphere and the large number of people in the brothel. She deliberately made a small arrangement at the staircase that would not attract the attention of the monks. If any masters from the sixth and seventh floors passed by, it would definitely arouse her vigilance.

However, the little monk sneaked into her room without disturbing her.

She wanted to shoot the damn little monk into a hornet's nest, although she knew it was impossible.

But she had to force one side to retreat, so that she could have a chance to escape. The other side had at least four Seventh Floor warriors, which showed that they thought too highly of her.

With such a big battle, she must be mentally ill to dare to fight.

"Puff", countless icy blue cold air gushed out, delaying the real and imaginary sword shadow attacks.

Liu Xueli did not retreat an inch. Seeing the woman's figure suddenly disappear into the air, he suddenly had an idea. He took out his Buddhist beads and threw them into the air, clasping his hands together and said, "Bind!"

Eighteen brown beads rotated and turned into countless colorful lights, spreading to an area of ​​thirty miles, and then suddenly contracted.

A slim figure was restrained in the distance. Pineapple had changed into the attire of a young woman and was struggling violently. Colorful rays of light bloomed from her body and blazing flames shot up into the sky.

Liu Xueli didn't know how to control the newly acquired Buddhist beads. He noticed that the beads were jumping constantly. He was afraid of damaging the treasure given to him by his master. He used his mind to tightly restrain the trapped female thief and shouted, "Big Brother, do it!"

Xu Shengtian had quietly appeared behind the woman and hit her hard with a brick.

"Bang", the huge force made close contact with the back of the woman's head, knocking her forward. Fire scattered on her body, colorful light like falling flowers, the woman's mouth and nose were bleeding, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted.

The other three Shinto monks witnessed this scene from the sky and underground and felt their scalps tingling.

"Big Brother, did you not kill the female thief?"

Liu Xueli hurriedly flew forward, and suddenly her heart skipped a beat. A cold light appeared out of nowhere and pierced into his vital point at the back of his heart.

"Snap", a tentacle shadow hit the flying sword that was attacking by surprise.

"The centipede is still alive even after death. What a powerful sword-wielding technique!"

Liu Xueli shouted, his back was covered with layers of ice crystals, ready to withstand the attack.

It was so weird. He didn’t even know how the female thief controlled the flying sword after she fainted.
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(End of this chapter)