Back in the 1980s, hiking in the mountains was also a way of life
Chapter 1058: Using a Dog as a Donkey
Chapter 1058: Using a Dog as a Donkey
From Wang Li's words, we can tell that Wang Li is too honest. He hangs out with Wang An every day, but he hasn't learned the essence of doing things from Wang An.
So after Wang Li finished speaking, Wang An rolled his eyes at Wang Li and said:
"What did she mean? In that situation, who knows if she saw it wrong? Besides, it doesn't matter if they are not the same one. This Cannon Egg is so big, with a bullet in its head, and two big fangs, almost as big as a sword. This Cannon Egg must be much more evil than the one they saw."
Wang Likababa's eyes were a little embarrassed and he said:
"What if another group runs into that cannonball and gets killed?"
Wang An waved his hand and said indifferently:
"That's none of Jiba's business. There are so many old wild boars in the mountains that it's hard to kill them all. If someone kills a big cannon egg, isn't that normal? Can they insist that the big cannon egg they killed is the one that picked Li Tie?"
Wang Li opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, and Wang An continued:
"Just do as I say and remove its head quickly. Don't worry about anything else."
Wang Li nodded, stopped arguing, turned around and walked towards the horse.
In fact, Wang An also knew why Wang Li had been making excuses. It was simply because the armor of the cannon egg was too thick. When Wang Li opened the cannon egg before, it was really difficult.
But now, Wang An asked him to cut off the pig's head.
You know, the armor on a pig's neck is thicker than that on its belly, so you can imagine how much effort it took Wang Li to get the pig's head off.
But Wang An didn't want to do this job, and Wang Li had no idea what to do.
This is a typical case of "the big lazy guy supports the small lazy guy, and the small lazy guy just stares blankly".
Wang An looked at Wang Li's back and smiled, then concentrated on cutting the meat from the cannon's testicles.
When Wang Li came back, he was holding a big axe in his hand and walked towards Cannon Egg with a menacing look.
After Wang An cut some meat from Dapao's egg, he stopped, because Wang An and Wang Li only rode one horse each when they went into the mountains this time. If too much meat was cut, the horse would not be able to carry so much meat while carrying people.
But if Wang An was asked to lead the horse all the way back, he would feel a little lazy.
However, when Wang An sat there looking at the remaining meat, he felt that it was a pity to throw the remaining meat on the mountain.
The main thing is that the old dogs at home need to be fed with a lot of food every day. Although Wang An's family has money and food, they really can't afford to do this every day.
After thinking for a moment, Wang An looked at Dahei and other dogs.
Anyway, the meat will be taken home to feed the dogs, so shouldn’t they also contribute?
Thinking of this, Wang An suddenly said to Wang Li who was swinging the axe:
"Old Five, what do you say we unload all the meat, and then have these dogs help carry some back?"
As soon as Wang An said this, Wang Li couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. The axe tilted and went astray, directly chopping off half of the pig's ear, and the axe blade also embedded into the layer of armor on the pig's head.
I have to say, this axe is quite fast.
Seeing this, Wang An couldn't help but say:
"Oh my god, you better watch out, what are you going to do if this axe hits your feet?"
Wang Li looked down at the axe, smiled at Wang An, and then asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Let the dog carry the meat back? Is that possible?"
Wang An pointed at the group of dogs and said confidently:
"Look, there are 18 wolves and dogs in total. A dog can carry 10 kilograms of meat, and a wolf cub can carry 5 kilograms of meat, so it can carry 160 kilograms. This pig looks big, but it doesn't have much meat. The horse can carry some, and the dog can carry some more. We can throw away the remaining bones without any regrets. Isn't that great?"
Wang An speaks whatever he wants, and his thoughts come out one after another every day. Most people cannot keep up with his thinking.
Fortunately, Wang Li was used to it, so he looked at the dogs lying down, and then looked at the cannon's eggs, which were less than half left, and said:
"Yeah, fourth brother, it's fine."
After saying this, Wang Li continued to swing the axe.
Wang An thought about it and took action.
Wang An found a lime tree, peeled off a long piece of bark with a sharp knife, then divided the bark evenly into 2-centimeter-wide strips, and walked to the next lime tree.
The same operation was performed on the next lime tree. Wang An counted the number of bark strips and continued to move to the next lime tree.
In this way, Wang An peeled dozens of bark strips before stopping.
Of course, Wang An's purpose in preparing these bark strips was just to use them as ropes, and then tie the meat up and hang it on the dog.
After all, it would be a waste of money if these old dogs cut the hemp ropes they brought into the mountains.
It must be said that basswood bark is really good. It is soft and tough. It can be cut into strips and used as ropes, which is absolutely useful.
After fiddling with the bark strips, Wang An cut the meat into even sizes, each piece weighing about 5 pounds. Then he poked a hole in the meat and tied it up with one end of a rope. Of course, the other end of the rope also had to be tied with a piece of meat of the same size.
In this way, a total of 28 pieces of meat, each 2 pieces in a group, were tied into 14 groups in this way.
Then, Wang An cut 8 smaller pieces of meat, each weighing about 2 kilograms, and tied them into four groups of two.
Finally, put the rope tied with the meat onto the dog, and then use another rope to pass through the dog's belly to connect the two ropes together, and you're done.
Looking at the dogs carrying the meat with reluctance, Wang An couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Wang Li looked at the dogs' resentful faces and couldn't help but laugh:
"Fourth brother, you are using a dog as a donkey, hahahahaha"
Wang An said with a smile:
"Anyway, they are carrying meat for themselves. So they are just being donkeys for themselves. Hahahahaha"
After laughing, Wang An carefully put away the pig litter hanging on the tree branch. The two of them put the remaining meat and the pig head on the horse's back, and went down the mountain directly back to the cellar.
Along the way, the dogs were probably not active at all because they were carrying a lot of weight on their bodies. They just followed the group back step by step.
As soon as he returned to the cellar, Wang An said to Wang Li:
"Old Five, you take the meat off the dog, and then stay here for a while. I'll send this pig's brain back to see what Sun Dafu means and whether he can divide the 10 acres of land between us."
(End of this chapter)
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