Back in the 1980s, hiking in the mountains was also a way of life

Chapter 1633 makes me want to praise him a couple of times.

After Wang An finished speaking, Niu Dalin's attitude underwent a complete 180-degree turn, and he said with great enthusiasm and a smile:
"Okay, I'll go and call them both over. After that, Xiao An and you two come inside and have some water."

Wang An really didn't want to share a room with that shrew Li Yuzhen, so he politely declined:

"We won't go inside. We'll wait for you here. After we give you the money, we'll have to leave. We still have a lot of things to take care of."

They had no real relationship or contact to begin with, and Wang An's attitude made it clear he wouldn't come inside, so Niu Dalin didn't stand on ceremony any longer and went along with the conversation:

"Alright, you two wait a moment, I'll go and get them."

As he spoke, Niu Dalin turned and left, while Wang An and Wang Li did not linger in the courtyard but instead stood outside the gate.

There was no way around it; although Wang An was naturally strong-willed and a fierce fighter, he was genuinely a little intimidated by Li Yuzhen, that shrew.

The main problem is that when that old woman gets angry, she'll take off her clothes without hesitation, and if she gets really upset, she'll even take off her pants.

That stance was absolutely terrifying!
Wang An wasn't just making this up, because Li Yuzhen had done quite a few things like this that left people speechless when she was fighting with others.

That guy, at first he was cursing, cursing everything, even his ancestors for eighteen generations. Then, he probably felt that cursing wasn't enough, so he started making excuses on the street.

The key issue is that she doesn't seem to care about leaving any fabric on, and she's always shirtless. If things get really bad, she'll just be wearing a pair of shorts.

That guy, right there on the street, shirtless, waving his two big shovels, started tearing into people without a care in the world. He was incredibly fierce and ruthless.

Of course, if she weren't fierce, she wouldn't have gone so far as to break her husband's legs.

Therefore, Wang An, as an innocent young boy, really didn't want to look at the shrew with her bare buttocks, mainly because he was afraid of getting a sty.

Niu Dashuang and Niu Dasheng lived not far from Niu Dalin's house, so just as Wang An and Wang Li finished their cigarettes, Niu Dalin led Niu Dashuang and Niu Dasheng back.

It was clear that Niu Dalin had already told them about Wang An coming to deliver the money, and they both looked very happy.

After a brief greeting, Wang An took out 200 yuan, checked it, and then asked:

"Are you going to divide this money among yourselves, or should I just divide it into three parts?"

After a pause, Wang An suddenly said with an undeniable expression:
“We’ve already agreed that Niu Dalei doesn’t follow the rules of the mountains, so he definitely won’t get his share of the money. No matter what anyone says, it won’t work. I’m just not going to give it to him.”

"If you dare to give him this money, don't blame me for being sour. Anyway, if I find out who told you, you'd better be careful on the road the day before yesterday."

In fact, even if Wang An hadn't said those words, they still wouldn't have given Niu Dalei any money.

Once the money's in your pocket, it's yours. Who would want to take it out? Just kidding.

Moreover, Niu Dalei's arrogance and misbehavior in the mountains that day turned a perfectly reasonable situation into an unreasonable one, causing Niu Dalin and his companions to leave empty-handed and in a sorry state, which also made the three of them very resentful.

So after Wang An finished speaking, the three of them immediately chimed in:
"Yes, then we definitely can't give it to him, Brother Xiao An, don't worry."

"Yeah, we all regretted bringing him into the mountains that day." "Well, he's clueless, all he does is act tough. Why bother sharing his money?"

It was clear that even after so much time had passed, the three of them still harbored resentment towards Niu Dalei.

Wang An smiled slightly and said:

"Alright, you guys can divide the money yourselves then."

As he was speaking, Wang An handed over the money, but to his surprise, three hands reached out at once.

In other words, all three of them wanted to keep the money for themselves.

Wang An was stunned for a moment, and then he was speechless. There is a saying that "a family with a thousand mouths can only have one person in charge". This is a small group of three people, Niu Dalin and his group. How can each of them be in charge?
After a moment of surprise, Wang Ankabakabah blinked and said:
"Which of you is the leader?"

No matter how many people go into the mountains, there must be a leader, the one who is in charge of everything.

Niu Dalin hurriedly said:
"I am the leader. I am the leader of the group that went into the mountains."

After listening, Wang An looked at Niu Dashuang and Niu Shengda with a face full of surprise and said:
"Then, why are you two reaching out your hands?"

Turning his head, Wang An glanced at Niu Dalin again, then at Niu Dashuang and Niu Dasheng, and said once more:
"So you mean I should split the money with you? Did the three of you agree to divide it equally?"

At this moment, Wang An was really dumbfounded. Money was a powerful thing. A mere 200 yuan, 20 ten-yuan bills, had immediately revealed their ulterior motives.

Niu Dalin hurriedly said:
“There are rules for going into the mountains. There’s no such thing as splitting the money equally. Give me the money, and I’ll split it between the two of them later.”

As he spoke, Niu Dalin was about to take the money from Wang An's hand.

To everyone's surprise, Niu Dashuang did almost the same thing and said:
“I’ve already calculated it all. I’ll just take 66 yuan and 66 cents and that’s it. How they split it is their business.”

To be honest, even though Niu Dashuang only attended a few days of literacy classes, he was surprisingly accurate when it came to arithmetic problems involving money. Keep in mind that this was division, and division with an infinite repeating decimal!
That's awesome, truly awesome! Even Wang An wants to praise him!
But after Niu Dashuang finished speaking, Wang An was stunned again!
Of course, Wang Li, who was standing next to him, was also dumbfounded.

The main question is, what the hell is wrong with these three people doing?
There weren't so many problems when we gave Zhang Tiegang and the others the money!

Wang An moved his lips as if to speak, but then Niu Dasheng immediately followed suit:
“那大双哥是66块6毛6,我也是66块6毛6呗,我也拿走66块6毛6分钱就拉倒。”

As he spoke, Niu Dasheng also tried to rob someone.

Each large ten-yuan note is only the size of a palm, and 20 notes stacked together have the same area. Since Wang An was handing out money, he only held about one-fifth of the size of the notes.

Then, a very bizarre and hilarious scene unfolded.

Because two-fifths of the remaining portion of the Great Unity was controlled by Niu Dalin, the next one-fifth by Niu Dashuang, and the final one-fifth by Niu Dasheng.

In other words, on this small stack of ten-yuan bills, there were four grown men's hands, still touching each other!
Wang An stared blankly at the scene, completely at a loss for words. What on earth was going on? (End of Chapter)

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