Back in the 1980s, hiking in the mountains was also a way of life
Chapter 308: 8 righteous nonsense
Chapter 308: Righteous nonsense
After breakfast, Wang An took the slingshot and loaded a large handful of clay marbles that Mu Xueli and Wang Li had left that day. He also took a flour bag and went out.
Seeing Wang An going out with a slingshot, Wang Xiaomei immediately stepped forward and hugged Wang An's thigh and said:
"Brother, can you lead us when you go to hunt house sparrows?"
Wang Xiaoli also immediately hugged Wang An's other thigh and shouted: "Big Guo, my eldest sister and I want to go too."
Wang An touched the little heads of his two sisters, but felt a little confused.
Because although Wang An did go to hunt house finches, Wang An was not just hunting house finches!
To be precise, Wang An's hunting of house sparrows was actually a minor matter.
Wang An's main purpose is to let his little brother fight and determine the winner with Shen Wei's little sister.
To understand this thing as a human being, you must fight frequently to maintain a good mental state.
Besides, Wang An felt that his little brother would be suppressed and explode sooner or later if he didn't go to fight!
The key is that although unloading bricks has been tiring these past few days, it is quite difficult for Wang An to put on pants properly every morning.
Anyway, everyone understands why it is so difficult to put on pants, at least all the gentlemen understand.
The main thing is that this kind of thing should not be too violent. If it is too violent, it will hurt the little brothers, and then it will be even more uncomfortable.
So Wang An rolled his big eyes and started talking nonsense to the two little sisters:
"The house sparrow is afraid of children. If you two went there, the house sparrow would have been scared away by you a long time ago. Then the eldest brother would not be able to catch anything, and the two of you would not be able to eat anything."
Wang An's nonsense was naturally heard by everyone in the family.
Mu Xueqing slept with Wang An every day, so she naturally knew Wang An's physical condition, so she just rolled her eyes at Wang An but said nothing.
Wang Dazhu and his wife didn't want the two little girls to follow Wang An. After all, it was too cold outside, and the snow was frozen in some places and not in other places.
In this case, it is very likely that the two little girls will fall into the snow cave.
So Liu Guilan said sternly: "You two, come back and let your eldest brother go alone. Do you still want to eat chicken meat?"
I have to say that Liu Guilan can handle everyone in this family perfectly.
As soon as the two little girls heard what the old lady said, they immediately let go of Wang An's thigh obediently.
Although Wang An was happy in his heart, he couldn't show it on his face, so he still touched the little heads of his two sisters, and then comforted:
"Xiaomei Xiaoli, listen to your mother's words. Big brother will bring you some more house birds so that you two can eat them, okay?"
The two little sisters looked at Wang An, then secretly glanced at the old lady, pouting their little lips and nodding reluctantly.
Wang An gently patted the two sisters again, then turned and left.
Naturally, he had to do what he promised, so Wang An decided to put aside his inner desires for the time being and go hunt the house sparrows first.
When the house sparrows were almost finished, Shen Wei shelled them with peace of mind.
Wang An guessed that Shen Wei couldn't wait now and wanted to shell her a few times.
The "shell" thing is gender-neutral. As long as it is an animal, there is nothing unnecessary.
Wang An suddenly remembered that TV show again:
Spring is here, the season when all things are in heat, and animals are eager to reproduce.
As soon as Wang An walked out of the gate, he began to scan the surrounding trees, bushes, haystacks, and house sparrows in various places.
In fact, no matter what time of year, animals like house sparrows can be found everywhere, regardless of place.
Where there are people, there are house sparrows, and where there are no people, there are also these things.
This thing is commonly known as "hometown thief" among Northeastern folk.
Of course, although Wang An wanted to hunt house finches, it would be even more perfect if he could meet a squirrel.
Squirrel meat is more delicious than house bird meat.
In fact, although animals like house finches can be found everywhere, they actually look different.
The most common one is this black one with a short beak, which is also the most numerous.
However, fundamentally speaking, this kind of black mouth is not native to China, but imported from Lao Maozi in the 60s.
Secondly, there are local ones,
Although this kind of mouth is also black, the black color is not particularly pure. Not only is the mouth larger, but the overall feeling is also slimmer.
There is also this kind of thing,
and this kind of
Of course, China has a vast land and abundant resources, and there are many kinds of things that Wang An has never seen before. Although these house finches all look similar, they do look different.
And although these birds are collectively called house sparrows, they actually have their own names.
And their distribution is also different. Some like to stay near humans, some like to stay in the woods, and some like to stay in the fields.
Anyway, there are all kinds of these things, and they can fly everywhere, but not many people care about where these things have gone.
But what everyone knows is that although this thing is small, it has all the internal organs.
And the most important thing is that this thing is meat, which is quite delicious.
But this thing, people only catch it well in winter, but no one catches it in summer.
Because house finches eat grass seeds and grains in winter, the whole house finches' meat is red after being cooked.
In summer, the house finches eat insects. If the meat on the house finches is cooked, it will be green-blue, and it will not taste good when eaten, and will be a bit sour.
Besides, the house sparrows that eat insects are a real beneficial bird and a good thing for farmers.
After Wang An walked out of the gate, he did not go far. He started hunting house sparrows near his home.
Mud marbles are actually not as effective as steel balls, but they are not much different.
But the most important thing is that it costs nothing.
After not playing slingshot for a few days, it took Wang An, who already had average slingshot skills, a long time to adapt.
It wasn't until he drove away all the house sparrows outside his yard that Wang An finally felt better.
Wang An got the feeling and started pulling slingshots at the house sparrows.
The sounds of "whoosh", "whoosh" and "whoosh" sounded very coherently.
And Wang An's accuracy in hitting the house bird is getting better and better.
House finches were knocked out of the trees, beaten to death directly from the snow, and some fell into tree feathers after being beaten to death.
As a result, Wang An had to duck in and dig out the house sparrow that he had finally killed.
And the snow in the tree hair piles got into Wang An's neck as expected. The cool taste extinguished Wang An's desire.
It must be said, and it must be said that the power of nature is the greatest power.
If you give up the little desires, little thoughts, and the desire to "reproduce" that humans have, it won't bother you at all.
Fortunately, Wang An is young, has enough firepower, and has the idea of defeating the odds.
After digging into tree trunks several times, I became resistant to the snowflakes getting into my neck. In fact, I was used to the icy cold feeling.
Finally, just when Wang An shot more than sixty house birds, the endless desire in Wang An's body rose again.
This kind of flame burned Wang An like five spines and six beasts, and it had a tendency to become more and more intense.
And it was also at this time that there were not many clay marbles left in Wang An's pocket.
But Wang An's little brother has already filled up his bullets, waiting to be poured out at any time.
So, Wang An walked towards Shen Wei's house with a slingshot in his left hand and a half-faced bag of house birds in his right hand.
As Wang An expected, when Wang An entered the yard, he found Shen Wei drying the bedding.
When Shen Wei saw Wang An's arrival, her eyes were full of spring love, her face was full of spring breeze, and her body was full of spring feeling.
Shen Wei's eyes were full of desire.
Wang An, a guy who climbed out of the crowd of women, naturally understood the whole Shen Wei.
At this time, Shen Wei was definitely in urgent need, so Wang An came to trick her.
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(End of this chapter)
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