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Chapter 781: No Shame on Heaven and No Shame on Earth
Chapter 781: No Shame on Heaven and No Shame on Earth
Ye Qingfeng was startled when he heard this, but his eyes instantly lit up when he looked at Wang An, and he said:
"Brother, how can I not be anxious? It's been two years. I have been married to Xiaoyun for almost two years. If it weren't for me, how could Xiaoyun suffer such a great injustice?"
Although Ye Qingfeng's words sounded sincere and were indeed from genuine emotion, and to people listening to them, it seemed as if he was thinking about his wife.
But to be honest, Wang An looked down on him a little because of what he said.
Because he clearly has a problem, but he doesn't admit it, and he lets his own wife bear the reputation of being infertile. Now, he acts like he is so great.
Whatever you say, is this something a man should do? Isn't this a bit disgusting?
If you had a little backbone, even a little toughness, you wouldn't let your mother say "It's better to raise a sow than to marry a wife", right?
The most infuriating thing is that they also say things like "an old sow can give birth to piglets", "a hen can't lay eggs", etc. It really makes people feel angry when they hear it.
Although Wang An thought so in his heart, he did not show it on his face. Instead, he said with a smile:
"The Sanbian liquor you drink every day is a simplified version. The real Sanbian liquor is made with tiger penis, deer penis and dog penis as the main ingredients, and it also has to be made with wild ginseng that is over 80 years old."
In fact, there is no wild ginseng in the normal recipe of Sanbian Liquor, but the Sanbian Liquor that Li Yuan sent people to research did contain ginseng.
Of course, even in the recipe of Sanbian Liquor that Li Yuan sent people to research, there was no requirement for the age of the wild ginseng.
But Wang An feels that the older the wild ginseng is, the better the effect it will have on Ye Qingfeng's body. After all, the medicinal power of wild ginseng increases with age.
After Wang An finished speaking, Ye Qingfeng and Bai Xiaoyun looked at each other with shining eyes.
Then Ye Qingfeng said:
"Brother, does this Sanbian wine recipe you mentioned really work?"
Wang An rolled his eyes at Ye Qingfeng and said very honestly:
"I can only say that I have a high degree of confidence. Who can guarantee the success of this thing? Besides, even if you have a magic pill, it has to work for the right symptoms."
Seeing Ye Qingfeng's anxious look, Wang An continued:
"Anyway, this prescription has cured many people. Whether it works for you or not depends on your luck."
When Ye Qingfeng heard this, he stopped struggling and said with a firm look while nodding:
"Well, it's already like this, how much worse can it get?"
After finishing the prescription, Wang An felt that there was nothing left for him to do, so he said to Ye Qingfeng:
"Deer penis and dog penis are easy, and ginseng is not difficult for your family either, but this tiger penis seems a bit difficult."
Upon hearing this, Ye Qingfeng also nodded and said:
"Well, tiger whips have been a rare thing since ancient times, and nowadays, they are even rarer."
Speaking of this, Ye Qingfeng's face suddenly became full of worry. It was obvious that it was difficult for Ye Qingfeng to find the tiger whip with his strength.
Wang An did have a tiger whip, but everyone has a selfish heart. Mainly, for Wang An, the relationship between him and Ye Qingfeng was not so close that he could give the tiger whip away casually.
You have to know how rare tiger whip is. It is countless times stronger than the sixth-grade leaf ginseng.
At the very least, although the sixth-grade leaf ginseng is quite rare, ginseng can be dug up at will in this era.
And those ginseng gang members always have one or two ginsengs left for life-saving.
But tiger whip is different. Hunting tigers has not been an easy task since ancient times, and it is not allowed to hunt them at will now.
Even if a tiger is allowed to be hunted after approval from superiors, and is successfully hunted regardless of the losses, the chance of obtaining a tiger whip is only half.
The reason why there is only half is that tigers are divided into male and female, and female tigers do not have tiger whips. But it can be said that ordinary people, that is, hunters, will get nothing.
Not to mention the extremely rare tiger penis, even getting an ordinary tiger bone is extremely difficult.
At most we'll give you a bonus of a few hundred dollars and a banner, and that'll be considered a big deal.
Don't disbelieve it, this is the fact.
Seeing Ye Qingfeng's distressed expression, Wang An thought for a moment and said:
"If it's up to you, tell the truth to your father and mother, but you have to say it secretly. That way, your mother won't embarrass your wife anymore. And then use your father's connections to find the tiger whip. It's better than you putting yourself in trouble here."
When Ye Qingfeng heard this, he suddenly slapped himself in the face in annoyance. After a crisp "slap" sound, a very eye-catching red slap mark appeared on Ye Qingfeng's face.
It can be seen that this slap was quite serious!
Then Ye Qingfeng said to Bai Xiaoyun with an apologetic look on his face:
"Xiao Yun, I'm so sorry for you. I should have told my parents about this a long time ago. You have suffered for two years in vain. I... I am not a human being!"
After Ye Qingfeng finished speaking, he slapped himself hard in the face again.
After a series of "thump, thump" sounds, Bai Xiaoyun finally reacted and stepped forward to hug Ye Qingfeng tightly.
He also said:
"I don't blame you, I really don't blame you Qingfeng"
As they were talking, the couple started crying again, still crying with their heads in their arms.
Seeing this scene, Wang An was speechless.
This couple is really awesome. First, Ye Qingfeng led Bai Xiaoyun to cry, and then Bai Xiaoyun led Ye Qingfeng to cry.
Now, the two of them are crying together!
Aiya, I go!
However, this time, Ye Qingfeng's approach won Wang An's approval.
As a man who pees while standing, the least you should do is "look up to the sky without shame, look down to the earth without shame", right?
It's really fucked up to let a woman suffer for you.
After watching for a while, Wang An felt that he was a little redundant, so he said to the couple:
"Okay, I've told you the method. If it still doesn't work, I'll think of another solution with you. I'm leaving now, you guys continue, hehe."
After saying that, Wang An turned and walked outside.
The couple, who were crying bitterly, wanted to stand up and say goodbye, but Wang An quickly waved his hand and said:
"You guys should stay in the room and don't come out. If people see you, they will wonder what happened."
Ye Qingfeng shouted loudly:
"Next time you come to the county town, come to my house for a drink, Brother Ang."
Wang An waved his hand again and quickly disappeared into Ye Qingfeng's yard.
(End of this chapter)
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