Chapter 367 How can you compare to a paper man?
When Xu Wen heard Sun Ya say she wanted three million, he also laughed out loud.

"Do you know how much a boy's paper wife costs?"

Sun Ya shook her head with a look of disdain.

"I don't like those paper figures, so how do I know how much they cost?"

Xu Wen began to settle accounts with Sun Ya.

"As for a normal paper wife, it doesn't cost much. At most, you need to buy a membership when you watch anime, or buy a game when you want to play games. The cost is probably within two hundred yuan."

"Someone who is a bit ambitious will buy peripherals for his paper-figure wife, such as pillows, mouse pads, dolls, etc., which probably only cost a few hundred yuan."

"More advanced enthusiasts may buy action figures, or even life-size action figures. These things are more expensive, several thousand or even tens of thousands of dollars. But even so, it's still much cheaper than your three million, right?"

"Now do you know why boys like paper wives?"

Sun Ya was stunned at first, then frowned.

"How can you calculate like that? The expenses you mentioned are indeed small, but how can they be compared with real people? Real people have warmth, they are people you can kiss and hug, they are human beings, how can paper compare to that?"

Xu Wen was happy.

"Why can't we compare? Then tell me what are the advantages of watching the real person?"

Sun Ya immediately started counting on her fingers.

"You can marry a wife and bring her home to kiss and hug her, right? Isn't that more comfortable than hugging a pillow?"

Xu Wen said calmly, "Who told you that you can kiss and hug your wife when you get home after marrying her? You don't really think that women nowadays can let you kiss and hug them at any time, do you? Is the initiative really in the hands of men?"

As soon as Xu Wen said this, the married male netizens in the live broadcast room could no longer sit still.

"Right, right, right! Oh my god, what Xu Gou said is so right! Before we got married, my wife was so gentle and kind, and she was very clingy and affectionate. I was deceived by her appearance at the time, but after we got married, she turned her face and ignored me. It all depends on her mood when she wants to be intimate. I don't have the initiative at all."

"Hahaha, man, do you know what a married woman is like? I wanted to lean over to kiss her, but she slapped me in the face. I will never forget how I felt at that time. It hurt as much as my face!"

"It's so funny. Sometimes I even wonder if these girls are schizophrenic. When they want to be intimate, they just pounce on you. If you don't want to, she will get mad on the spot, thinking that you have a woman outside or that you don't love her anymore. But if you want to be intimate with her and she's not in the mood, she will also get mad. Hitting you is the least of her worries. Have you ever seen her smash the furniture?"

"Little-known fact: if you force your wife to have sex with you after you get married, it is against the law and considered rape, and you will be arrested."

Seeing that Sun Ya still didn't believe what he said, Xu Wen simply took out his mobile phone, did a random search on the Internet, and then played the news videos on the TV.

Upon seeing the news, Sun Ya was speechless.

A man wanted to make out with his wife at night.

A woman wanted to be intimate with a man at night, but the man refused. Later, the two reached an understanding.

Every piece of news seems outrageous, but they are all real things.

Most importantly, the same thing.
Sun Ya hesitantly said, "This... this may be different for everyone. It is also possible that the girl was in a bad mood and didn't want to be intimate. You also know that girls sometimes have their periods, and their moods will be affected."

Xu Wen said calmly, "Is your period a death-proof card? Only you girls have bad moods, so boys never have bad moods?" "But we boys are not stubborn. Since we can't avoid this kind of thing, we will naturally solve the problem from the root. There's nothing wrong with not getting married and finding a paper wife, right?"

Sun Ya was very unconvinced and continued, "I told you, this is just an isolated case! And don't you guys only think about making out?"

"Find a real wife. She will take care of you when you are sick, and she will cook for you and take care of your daily life when you are working. Can a paper man do these things?"

Xu Wen smiled even happier.

He didn't even need to give an example, he just asked: "So what dish can you cook now?"

When Xu Wen asked this, Sun Ya was stunned for a moment.

"I...I can boil eggs. Isn't that enough?"

Xu Wen smiled and asked back: "Do you think it's enough?"

Sun Ya stopped talking.

She also knew that her answer was a little off the mark.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were in tears at this time.

"Xu Gou is the one who understands us! He is the only one who knows what a hard life we ​​are going through!"

"Just now, when Sun Ya said that she would take care of her daily life after she had a wife, I laughed. Let me ask you this: how many women can cook now? I don't ask for a full banquet, I just want to have one meat dish and one vegetable dish for each meal. Is there any woman who can do that?"

"Women from the countryside are actually more versatile, but now girls in the city are spoiled. Do you really think they would take the initiative to go into a kitchen with heavy oil smoke? Anyway, what I see now are men around me who buy groceries and cook for themselves, emphasizing self-reliance. They don't expect their wives to cook for them at all."

Xu Wen just made a few casual rebuttals, and the male netizens in the live broadcast room became excited.

It is conceivable how much these male netizens resist the idea of ​​getting married.

Sun Ya also found that everything Xu Wen said made sense.

Because she found that the advantages she thought girls had, in fact, no longer existed.

loyalty?

How many girls nowadays don’t have several ex-boyfriends before getting married?
Housekeeping?

How many people will take the initiative to cook and clean?
Be considerate and caring?
It's good enough if you can find a woman who treats you with respect, but you also hope to find a woman who has eyes only for you and is willing to take care of you with all her heart?
Come on, brother. Instead of dreaming here, why don’t you buy a few more figures?

After all, a paper wife will never betray you. She will always be by your side and provide you with emotional value at any time.

Sun Ya found that she couldn't argue with Xu Wen, so she turned to look at Zhao Xuan.

"Old Zhao, tell me about Xu Wen!"

(End of this chapter)

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