The more they object, the more it means I did the right thing.
Chapter 231 Candidates: I am not even as good as a cat?
Chapter 231 Candidates: I am not even as good as a cat?
While the priests were drawing lots with trepidation, Ansu had already finished all the questions.
He stretched lazily and looked at the sunlight outside the window. The bright late summer sun shone on the clear glass. It was less than twenty minutes since the exam and it was still early morning outside. The branches of the poplar trees that leaned towards the edge of the window were trembling gently, and the leaves rustled in the morning breeze, casting a large area of dark green shade.
“No early submission allowed.”
Father Persi stared at Ansu with a dark face, walked up to him and whispered.
As a professional order examiner, he could already tell what the boy wanted to do from his initial movements.
Father Parsis could sense that everyone's rationality had been stretched to the limit.
If this guy really handed in his paper early, the candidates' mentality would completely collapse.
The most serious consequence is that they give up and stop writing. Like a fuse, everyone hands in their papers and leaves early. Although this possibility is very small, we have to prepare for it in advance.
Although the saints can hardly answer these questions, as long as they fill in all the blanks, the examiners can mark them as appropriate, using a black pen in one hand and a red pen in the other.
But such private matters must not be spoken out in public.
In short, this exam is a major test that has attracted nationwide attention. At least in your own examination room, there must be more than a dozen saints who pass it!
"What's in it for me?"
Ansu raised his head and smiled as he transmitted the message that handing in the paper early was in compliance with the examination room regulations and the judgment of the Scale of Order. Father Parsis did not allow Ansu to hand in the paper early, which was actually against the examination room regulations.
In this matter, Ansu was actually right.
"."
Father Persi knew that this little Ansu was a thief who never left empty-handed. Last time he arrested him and took him to the police station, he extorted several thousand gold coins from the order officer. But he didn't expect that this guy would blackmail the invigilator during an exam!
The candidate asked the examiner for bribes, and you are the one who is rebelling, right?
The corners of Father Percy's mouth twitched slightly. He took a deep breath, calmed down, and managed to maintain a smile. He patiently explained, "This is an examination room with nothing in it. I don't have any money on me, and bribery will not pass the judgment of the Scale of Order."
"The purpose of the existence of the Scales of Order is to maintain order in the examination room," Percy emphasized.
"Article 2 of the Order Supervision Law clearly states that it is against the order of the examination room for candidates to bribe examiners." An Su smiled calmly, "But it is not against the rules for examiners to bribe candidates."
Father Paci was silent.
"I have nothing here anyway." He said after a while.
The examination room was empty except for the tables and chairs. There was nothing valuable in it.
"Then why don't you lend me the Balance of Order for a few days?"
Anzu pointed to the three scales of order on his table. They were made of exquisite magical craftsmanship, with obsidian inlaid in the center of the scales as the Eye of Order, which shone brightly.
This thing is not expensive, but its craftsmanship is rare and it is not circulated outside.
An Su had been eyeing this thing since he entered the door. What was placed on his desk was his!
Grabbing light is also a rare branch of holy light.
Father Paci had a new understanding of Ansu's shamelessness. How come this kid is like a thief? He even broke into the examination room and took away four surveillance cameras when he entered the examination room to take an exam!
He now really regretted putting the scales of order in front of Ansu. As the saying goes, you're not afraid of thieves stealing, but you are afraid of thieves thinking about it.
".I'll only give you one." Father Persi was silent for a long time before he spoke slowly.
There were many scales in the Order Church, and they were not valuable. The purpose of the scales was to maintain order in the examination room. Giving them to Ansu did, to some extent, maintain order in the examination room.
Ansu was satisfied after blackmailing the toy he wanted.
It's not good to push your luck any further.
He calmed down, lay quietly on the table, and passed the time looking at the scenery outside the window.
Because of Ansu's silence, the saints gradually calmed down and focused on the test questions. The crisp sound of writing echoed in the examination room.
This question is not something that people should be able to do. Anyway, the question is difficult for everyone, even An Su was stumped, so their mentality calmed down.
Father Paci also breathed a sigh of relief.
Time passed slowly, the sunlight gradually turned to the orange-yellow at noon, and the green shadows of the leaves gradually expanded.
At this moment, An Su suddenly discovered something unusual. He saw that the branch of the poplar tree outside the window suddenly fell down, and the shadow cast by the green leaves was shaking, as if a nimble creature landed lightly on the branch.
An Su looked closely and saw a little black cat standing on the tree branch. She combed its hair and saw a feather pen and a piece of white paper in its mouth. The cat's pupils were wide open and it could see the questions on the examinee's test paper clearly through the window.
"."
Ansu didn't expect Elf to be so bold that she actually sneaked into the center of the examination room. She was worthy of being the Saint of Chaos. She didn't care about anything in pursuit of fun. She said, "The examination room is a restricted area, animals are not allowed to enter," but the more forbidden something is, the more she is willing to do it.
Are you here to take the exam to get into the Vatican?
The noise made by Elf naturally attracted the attention of a small number of candidates.
Not only in their examination room, but also in the adjacent examination rooms next to the poplar forest, a little black cat could be seen standing on the branches.
It's just a wild cat, there's no need to worry about it.
——Until the cat licked the tip of the feather pen to moisten it, then sat on the branch of the poplar tree and spread out the white paper.
She raised her head and looked through the window at the saints' test questions, then lowered her head and copied them down on the small white paper she had prepared.
Look at a question and copy it.
Although they were far away and the saints could not tell what the little black cat was doing, when she densely wrote the questions on the white paper and looked up every time she wrote a stroke, everyone couldn't help but have such a horrible idea in their minds.
"She doesn't want to take the exam, does she?"
"a cat?"
"How is that possible haha"
The next second, all the candidates' pupils trembled, and they saw Luo Xiaohei had copied all the questions, with excitement and joy in his pupils. After thinking for a while, he took the pen and wrote the answers quickly. Although the candidates could not see clearly from a distance, there was no doubt that the cat was answering the questions!
Moreover, she answered happily and easily. Even her cat ears stood up happily and her tail wagged back and forth. As expected, it was right to follow An Su. These questions were all very confusing.
Not buddy.
At this moment, all the saints who noticed this scene fell into deep silence.
They blinked their eyes hard, wondering if the world had gone crazy, or if they themselves had gone crazy. How come the animal world was so involved that even a cat had to take the exam to join the Vatican!
And judging by the speed at which a cat solves the problem, I may not be as good as a cat!
This feeling as if the worldview had collapsed swept through the hearts of the saints. As more and more saints noticed the movement near the window, more and more of their hearts were broken. Not only in the examination room where An Su was, but also in the adjacent examination rooms on the left and right, they noticed the abnormality outside the window. Chaos and collapse began to spread.
Feeling the huge chaos coming from below, Elf excitedly shook her tail like a propeller. She didn't expect to have such an unexpected gain.
She immediately held her head high and chest out, holding her finished test paper in her mouth, and jumped lightly to the edge of the windowsill. She strode with her head held high and walked past the window sill of each examination room with a dignified look on her face, shaking her test paper as she walked.
Like a military parade. Great keycaps! All the saints are screaming in their hearts.
If you get closer, you can see it more carefully.
Although the specific answers were unclear and incomprehensible, the saints were all certain that these were the questions for their exam. One after another, their faces turned pale as if they had lost their parents. This was going to be a long exam.
Their faith in Taoism, which they had studied for more than ten years, was completely shattered. After all, even a cat could write better than them!
I've lived for more than ten years, and all of it was wasted on a dog.
Elf enjoyed the confused and painful gazes of the crowd and felt great pleasure. She walked quickly around the examination room with the test paper in her mouth, then jumped lightly and returned to her original position, facing An Su, took out a new piece of white paper, and began to write a test paper.
She filled the entire front page in just five minutes.
The air in the examination room seemed to be frozen, and deathly silence spread in people's hearts. An Su did not crush the last line of defense in the candidates' hearts, but this keycap crushed them.
It would be better to let Ansu crush them. After all, the latter is still a humanoid creature in appearance. What is this cat behind him!
Does the legendary cat senior really exist?
Saint Xia Leng, the representative of the saints, put down his pen and was completely relieved.
Merlin had never intended to let them live when he asked these questions.
Now that things have come to this, just focus on looking at the black stockings.
Stop writing.
I can’t do any of the questions anyway.
With someone setting an example, the order in the examination room collapsed like an avalanche. The saints put down their pens one after another, ready to concentrate on reading Black Silk. Even the smartest Lord Xia Leng chose to give up, and the popular An Su didn't write for a long time. It seemed that he couldn't write any more.
Then as ordinary saints, there is no need for them to struggle.
If everyone fails the course, then everyone will pass.
The saints didn't know that Ansu had already finished writing, so they didn't start writing again. The reason he didn't hand in the paper was only because of the agreement with Father Parsis.
Black stockings still look better.
Seeing that this group of saints were in a state of disarray, Father Passi's mouth twitched slightly.
Given the current progress, even the priests who examine the papers will not be able to find any clues.
He had finally managed to pacify An Su, the potential threat, but suddenly Luo Xiaohei showed up out of nowhere. These days even cats are trying to steal his job.
And the more Father Persi looked at the cat, the more familiar it seemed to him. The color of the cat, its appearance, and its eyes as red as blood, all seemed familiar. After a careful analysis, his pupils trembled and he looked at Ansu in disbelief.
Isn't this key cat the little black cat that Ansu raised?
When entering the examination room, I stopped myself.
Boy, even the cat at home is such a monster?
Father Persi had complicated emotions towards Ansu. It would be fine if this kid could do everything, but how come his pets were also so smart? All the candidates present were geniuses among geniuses, truly chosen ones, but it turned out that their level was not even as good as Ansu's cat?
This is definitely not an ordinary little black cat.
Maybe this guy deliberately trained this high-level cat spirit just to mess with people's mentality.
It would be fine if the examinee bribed the examiner, but the key point is that this kid took the money but didn't do the job.
Feeling the murderous gaze of Father Paci, Ansu also fell silent.
He really didn't want to cause any trouble.
I have decided to be honest and do my duty.
All the believers of the Chaos Church are fun-loving people, not to mention the Chaos Saint in their sect, who can always give Ansu unexpected things.
He stared at Luo Xiaohei, who was taking the exam with great interest on the tree branch - the commotion she caused had already alarmed the patrolling Knights of Order.
Several knights wanted to join forces to take the cat back, but Elf was Elf, the most talented Saint of Chaos in history. She jumped up and down and moved around, and these fourth-level knights couldn't even touch her cat fur.
Ansu was lucky enough to catch her by using a wonderful combination of [Restore Order] and pepper water.
What was even more humiliating was that while Elf was avoiding capture by the knight, she also controlled a cat's paw to write furiously on a piece of paper.
Realizing this fact, the Order Knights and the examinees were all broken at the same time.
The Knights of Order have been catching evil secret believers for more than ten years, but today they can't catch a cat; the saint candidates have studied for more than ten years, but today they can't even beat a cat.
This sense of humiliation and defeat spread wildly in everyone's heart.
Still watching the black thread.
Only black stockings can bring peace to the soul.
This cannot be blamed on the Knights of Order. Elf's original body is at the peak of Sainthood. Although she is using a clone now, it is still not something that a fourth-level knight can deal with. Unless there is a Saint examiner or a Demigod above Saint taking action in the examination room, Elf cannot be caught at all.
And it just so happened that right now, the saints on duty at the examination hall were temporarily unable to take care of themselves and got into a little trouble.
They quarreled over 'who should take the blame for the leader'.
Merlin's proposal was to draw a lot to pick one, but no one was willing to do it, and it gradually turned into an argument. The argument escalated further, and at Merlin's suggestion, the topic of the argument became "the weak must take the blame for the strong."
In order to prove who is stronger, they started fighting.
As the only demigod in the examination room, His Majesty Merlin would not care about such a trivial matter as catching a cat. He had finally managed to get a vacation, and there was absolutely no way he would go to work for this matter.
Anyway, someone is taking the blame now.
Unless the cult attacks openly and blatantly, Merlin will not take the initiative to take care of these trivial matters.
In this awkward situation where they can't take care of it from above and can't take care of it from below, the mentality of all the saints is completely broken.
When the exam bell rang,
An Su stretched and put the scales of order on the desk into his arms. Elf outside the window had also finished the test paper. She jumped down lightly, pressed a cat's paw print on the name column of her test paper, and handed the test paper up triumphantly.
It means that she is also a person.
Elf jumped back onto her own mode of transportation, Anzu's shoulders, and held her head high like a champion, enjoying the deadly gazes of all the saints around her.
Is this cat yours?
The saints all felt betrayed. You and your brothers were connected, and you played tricks on your brothers. You thought everyone was going to be together, but you were born with a hidden trick.
You are Gou Dongxi.
The cats Ansu raised can do it, so how could Ansu not be able to do it!
He must have finished it long ago and stayed in the examination room just to admire their desperate expressions!
Ansu wanted to send Elf back to the wild. This cat always caused trouble for him. It might be dangerous for her to stay here. So he smiled kindly, opened the door and was the first to go out.
The entrance was already crowded with reporters, and to interview the first candidate who came out, Elf jumped directly from Ansu's shoulders.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow."
She described her great achievements in vivid detail, and the reporters around her quickly took notes and asked Ansu what she meant.
"." An Su replied, "My cat said the question was too easy and she wanted another one."
(End of this chapter)
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