The more they object, the more it means I did the right thing.
Chapter 329 "Add a handle to his steel door"
Chapter 329 "Add a handle to his steel door"
The second floor of Chaos Walled City, the Black Character Hospital, is also known as the 'Amputation Hospital'.
At exactly eleven o'clock, there was still a long queue in front of the hospital.
"Why don't you open the door?"
"Come out and greet your father?"
"I want a big tattoo on my arm. The tattoo shop upstairs is too painful. It's better to cut off someone else's arm."
There is a reason why this hospital is so popular. All warlocks have the weakness of weak physical bodies. They can only hold one staff and cast only one spell at a time.
So a certain chaotic councillor suddenly had an idea, which was to give the warlock a few more arms to control his body.
One arm holds a staff for casting spells, one arm holds a shield for defense, one arm shoots arrows, and two arms are free, one for making international friendly gestures as a taunt, and the remaining one has nothing to do and can be used as a catheter.
This extremely chaotic proposal was quickly approved by the parliament, and the Black Eight Hospital was quickly established in the slums. A steady stream of human torsos were transported to the hospital every day. Despite this, there was still a huge unmet demand every day.
At that time, the remotely raised demon species will play their role. The colonists will continue to enter the Chaos Walled City Park. Because they do not have Awad resident certificates, they are first deceived by Count Dracula into the park as interns, and then their arms are chopped off for use by the human alchemists of the Black Eight Hospital.
After all, the fate of the colonists is not counted. Moreover, even if they are persecuted to this extent, they still will not resist, and even think that it is their honor to be used by the Lord of Chaos.
Human alchemists were all dispatched from the Human Alchemy Department of Awad. After the collapse of the Chaos Theocracy, this department became the predecessor of the "Alchemy and Human Esotericism" of later generations.
The so-called alchemy is to refine gold.
Refining and Mechanical Orthodoxy, is the process of creating gold through machinery.
The esoteric teaching of human alchemy is to use human organs to make gold.
Those who can afford to come to the Black Eight Characters Hospital for limb transplantation are all noble children of the Church. These adults are generous and have unique interests. You can make a lot of money by simply transplanting an arm to their torso and taking good care of them.
As the saying goes, if you don't open for three years, you will eat for three years if you open.
Green is the attending physician at the Black Bazi Hospital. The doctor's original ethnicity cannot be ascertained.
His whole body was covered with human limbs, with dense branches dragging and crawling on the ground, and his nails rubbing against the ground making a squeaking sound, making him look like a giant centipede. The nurses in the black team called him Doctor Centipede, and because he was a sorcerer in the human alchemy department, they gave him the title of Doctor 'Human Centipede'.
Doctor Centipede is not only an alchemist, he is also a rare artist. He is exploring the field of animals and exploring whether he can amputate the arms of animals such as bears and crabs.
He was in a good mood today. Although he had run out of materials, it just so happened that another idiot intern came to help him today.
Ding-ling-ling, the bone bell at the door rang out, and the polite and clear voice of the young man's greeting came from outside the door.
"Hello, I'm here to apply for the position of doctor's assistant."
In addition to amputation, Doctor Centipede is also good at healing spells, so he can recycle resources. He amputates limbs while growing arms, until the intern dies of pain. The corners of his mouth are filled with a calm but crazy smile. This is the reality of the chaotic world, and this is where those stupid colonists are.
Let these naive and ignorant, cowardly and blindly obedient greenhouse children see what real chaos is!
What kind of wonderful little hands will those idiots give me this time?
Doctor Centipede's pupils trembled with excitement. Just by listening to the clear and distinct voice of the young man outside the door, he knew that the hand he brought was very beautiful. Maybe the fingers were very slender, maybe the joints were clear and distinct, maybe the skin was soft and delicate.
ten minutes later.
"so"
Doctor Centipede was silent. He stared at An Su, "You just pulled this short, jointless, hard and rough door handle off for me? Do you think it's the handle of my office door?"
"Mr. Green." Ansu looked at the Human Centipede's work badge in front of him and smiled kindly and politely, "According to the agreement in the contract, this is what we should do."
[Ansu Morningstar, currently holds 40 gold coins]
Second job
【Doctor's Assistant】
[Please complete all task indicators this morning (progress: zero percent)]
[Eight hours left until the main mission ends]
"So how can the handle be attached to a person? It's made of steel!"
The corners of Doctor Centipede's mouth twitched slightly. How come the progress of things was different from what he imagined?
For some reason, the boy in front of him looked so harmless, so polite, and his temperament was gentle and modest. He was simply the kind of soft persimmon that was easiest to bully. But for some reason, Doctor Centipede always felt a chill from the bottom of his heart. The chill ran all the way from his coccyx to his scalp. He shook his head, thinking that all this was just an illusion.
The boy in front of me is just talking nonsense.
Doctor Centipede is convinced.
After all, he didn't even want his hometown anymore and was sent to the slums to be a homeless person. How could such a guy have a high IQ? Even if he was cured, he would still drool.
"Mr. Green, your understanding of alchemy is not deep enough. Your artistic pursuit is still in the flesh and blood, and in the animal world." An Su shook his head and sighed regretfully, "And the Alchemy Church of the Human Empire has already begun to focus on using machines for alchemy."
"So you are an undercover sent by the other side?" Alarm bells rang in Doctor Centipede's heart. At the same time, his indignation reached its peak. A mere child actually dared to question his way of amputation.
"I'm not an undercover agent. I'm also obsessed with human alchemy."
Ansu did not lie. Now he disdains to lie. When he walked through the school of human alchemy cult in the fourth round, his eyes did not waver in the slightest.
"But flesh and blood are ultimately weak, and machinery is the only way to ascend." Ansu's tone changed, and his temperament instantly changed. "A human alchemist in a chaotic era should not indulge in past glory, so I merged the alchemy and human school with the alchemy and machinery school, and only then did I develop a path that is unique to me!"
"Use human alchemy to integrate the machine into the warlock's body!"
Doctor Centipede's pupils trembled, and his spiritual sense told him that the boy in front of him was not lying.
Even I, who considered myself to be an avant-garde thinker, only dared to work in the animal world, but the young man in front of me was directly involved in the physics world.
It's just crazy and chaotic.
To melt the dead 'machine' into the 'life' of living things, and to contaminate the Creator's vitality with mortal technology, is a complete blasphemy against the glory of God, even more excessive than the suture of life by the Esoteric Cult of Life!
He swallowed and asked seriously, "Does it have a name?" "Alchemy and Cyber School."
The blue eyes seemed to be shining, and the young man raised the handle in his hand sacredly and solemnly, as if holding up the authority of the world, "I am a cyber alchemist."
".It sounds pretty cool." Doctor Centipede's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the handle in Ansu's hand, "So, what's the use of refining the handle into the warlock's body! And how do you plan to amputate it?"
"Then you'll have to wait and see." An Su said in a clear voice, "The function of the handle is to open and close the door automatically, and the human body also has a door."
Doctor Centipede still understood what An Su meant when he saw the young man holding the handle in his hand and walking into the operating room next door with a smile on his face. Doctor Centipede suddenly became a little anxious, because the pair of indescribable adults lying on the operating table at this time were the strongest of the bear tribe.
The most powerful of the bear tribe,
Could it be Rune Bear?
An Su instantly became interested, his eyes lit up, and he pushed open the door of the operating room.
He looked at the operating table, only to see a high-level demon bear man lying on the bed!
The bear man was covered with thick body hair and muscular body, but he was wearing a suit and a bow tie, and there was a wild smile on his face that was a bit ambiguous and pretentious. When he saw An Su coming in, he saw her slightly quiet and thin temperament, and her slender fingers, and he smiled knowingly. He was about to speak,
"My dear brother, you are so young and you are doing amputation work. Don't get married. Why don't you come and see the new dragon head that your brother has connected?"
He didn't finish his sentence.
Then I heard An Su said expressionlessly,
"The ligature of the glorious goddess."
It turns out that the strongest person of the bear clan is the bear man. What a disgusting Nan Tong, cut them all off!
The magic power of glory blatantly lit up from the boy's hand. The next moment, incomparable pain and soul-touching scars attacked the bear man's lower body. He burst into an extremely tragic and painful scream. He felt the door slowly closing and tightening. All the happiness was going to leave. He said in disbelief,
"I'm here for ligation surgery, not vasectomy!"
"Please don't worry, patient. The bag is for the limb."
After saying this, under the increasingly horrified gaze of the bear man, An Su took out the steel door handle from behind.
The bear man was silent.
An Su smiled calmly. Bai An Su was a child with great love. He would not deceive any consumer. He immediately threw the door handle in his hand, chanted alchemical magic, and flames rose up. He connected the door handle to the place where the latter was lacking in the way of a human alchemist. This was the handover of soul and flesh, this was the baptism of fire and body, the pain of flesh and blood, and the era of cyber ascension would be opened by him——
"Let me show you my art of alchemy."
As a devout cyber alchemist, after years of research, Anzu found that the vault door is also a type of door.
The faucet, with the handle,
that is,
Faucet!
【You have completed your first order】
The bear man looked at his lower body in disbelief. His face was pale and his eyes were filled with despair. He saw that the metal handle was welded there and could no longer be cut or separated.
The handle blocked all openings, just like a real faucet. From now on, whenever he wanted to drain water, he had to turn the faucet first!
Doctor Centipede, who was watching this scene, also turned pale.
In his decades of medical practice, he had witnessed countless chaotic geniuses and countless gifted human alchemists, but he had never seen anyone in Anzu's field.
Where to install the handle?
It is simply a level higher than the chaotic genius, a chaotic beast!
Doctor Centipede felt that the chaos level in the entire slum was skyrocketing.
Seeing the bear man walking in with his hands covering his crotch and a look of despair on his face, he thought it would be better to just cut it off. He didn't dare to make trouble in the hospital. After all, this was the territory managed by Count Dracula. The bear man knew that he would never have happiness from now on. When he saw the nobles queuing up at the door with great enthusiasm, he became angry.
"The service inside is great." He showed a refreshing expression, which attracted everyone's interest.
"You win." Doctor Chaos was impressed by Ansu's skill. He sighed.
"Although your faucet is very creative, the next customer may not be afraid of it."
"He is the current messenger of the Rainbow Mission. Sterilization is a reward to him. He feeds on pain and blood. He cannot be described or hurt, and we cannot even look him in the eye."
"Speak human language." An Su didn't even raise his head.
"In short." Doctor Centipede swallowed, "He is a jerk."
"Still a rainbow spirit."
The Chaos Religion is the Chaos Religion, and it is indeed the most civilized and advanced country. The bear tribe here is called bear men, and the elves are called spirits.
Ansu was no longer surprised by this. For a 0-level player, this kind of control was a reward to some extent.
Rainbow elves are a specialty of the Kingdom of Chaos.
There are white elves and black elves in this world, but the Kingdom of Chaos pursues diversity, so the rainbow elves came into being. This new race was born to stand at the top of the Kingdom of Chaos, at the top of all elves, and they have served as rainbow messengers from generation to generation.
Before An Su could reply, he saw the door being brazenly pushed open, and a colorful elf walked proudly into the operating room.
An Su narrowed his eyes slightly. He could recognize that the rainbow elf in front of him was the culprit who kidnapped Lister and Arthur.
It’s not that An Su has good eyesight, it’s just that this guy has a very high-end appearance and is very recognizable.
In pursuit of diversity, the Rainbow Elf has arms of various races all over its body, which can help it gain an advantage in the election. If it takes the hand of the Black Elf, it will have the votes of the Black Elf Quarantine Zone and the support of the Merchant Alliance. If it takes the hand of the White Elf, it can get the support of the court.
This distinguished lady has big hands all over her body, but she is not satisfied yet and needs more big hands' support.
"No words. Why is it another straight man?"
When the Rainbow Elf saw the refreshing and handsome appearance, he showed disdain on his face and said slowly in a controlled tone, "You want to amputate my limbs~ I don't think your appearance is high-class enough."
"How are you going to deal with this?" Doctor Centipede gloated. Even he, the disciple, was extremely wary of this kind of adult.
As a devout cyber alchemist, after years of research, Anzu found that steel doors are also a type of door.
"A steel door is also a door." An Su said with a faint smile, "For patients like these who are often missed, we should keep that door closed forever."
In the increasingly horrified eyes of Doctor Centipede——
The young man turned around and unscrewed the door handle of the hospital gate.
then,
With a smile on his face, An Su threw the key to the door lock into the flowing river beside him.
(End of this chapter)
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