Pi: Starting from being called a big dog

"Look at me more." Li Yunzhao didn't even think about it. Lin Miaomiao's face suddenly turned red and she said "Oh" in a very subtle voice.

"Alas." Li Yunzhao leaned aside. "If I had known it was so simple, I wouldn't have had to prepare so many drafts in my mind. After cutting and revising, I wrote at least 100,000 words."

"Then what else? Tell me." Lin Miaomiao was curious.

"Originally, I wanted to tell you that you shouldn't rush into making a decision. I'll give you a trial card to be my girlfriend first."

"Hmm?" Lin Miaomiao narrowed her eyes, "I feel like something bad is going to happen."

"What bad thing can it be? Treating you to a delicious meal is a bad thing? But it seems that I can save it now."

Before Li Yunzhao finished speaking, he saw Lin Miaomiao staring at him: "Who said that! You need to eat, you need to eat, you haven't treated me to a meal on my birthday this year."

Li Yunzhao smiled and said, "Let's go. I'll treat you to some delicious food that you've never had before."
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"What kind of dish is this? It looks like Western food." Lin Miaomiao looked around.

"Italian restaurant, across from the Bund, it's a great spot with a view. Their headquarters in Europe has three stars, and this one has two stars," Li Yunzhao introduced.

This kind of hotel must be booked in advance, but for Li Yunzhao, the booking pressure is not that great.

"What to eat?"

"I've ordered everything for you. Come here to eat, just listen to me." Li Yunzhao looked at the curious Lin Miaomiao and patted her shoulder. "Trust me, it's good stuff."

"This is some appetizers prepared for you two. It's tuna mousse made to look like olives. The small ones next to it are real olives, but we don't eat them. We only eat the big one."

Seeing Lin Miaomiao eating it, her eyes lit up: "Hmm, salty, and a little bit of creamy taste, not bad."

"Have some bread before dinner to fill your stomach first." The manager brought the bread.

This is also normal, Western food? Especially in this kind of restaurant that only has prices but no quantity, if you only eat the main meal, you will probably starve to death.

Before eating in a western restaurant, you should eat until you are 70% full. This is the rule that Lin Miaomiao has summed up since then.

"White truffle set meal? What is white truffle? I know there is black truffle." Lin Miaomiao asked curiously when she saw the menu written next to it.

"Here it is. Just eat it," Li Yunzhao was about to say when he saw the waiter walking over with a small butterfly in his arms.

“Beef tartare with a little bit of white truffle on top.”

"White truffles are eaten for their aroma, while black truffles are eaten for their texture. Black truffles are recommended to be cooked in dishes, while white truffles are recommended to be eaten raw." The manager at the side introduced while shaving white truffles.

"Well, raw beef, and the things above, well, they go well together, but I don't know how to describe it." Lin Miaomiao swallowed it in two or three bites.

As the following dishes came up, Lin Miaomiao finally tasted what the white truffle tasted like.

"I know, this is the smell of garlic!" Lin Miaomiao was full of confidence in her discovery.

The manager was somewhat helpless: "It's okay, you're not the first one to say that anyway."

"How much does white truffle cost per gram now?" Li Yunzhao asked while eating.

"White truffles are rare. Right now, they cost 158 ​​per gram."

"Now they are all brought out by dogs, right?"

“Yeah, dogs are actually quite obedient. Originally, pigs were used instead.” The manager said as he was shaving white truffles.

"Then we are competing with the dog for dog food again." Lin Miaomiao has a very creative imagination.

"Yes, yes, yes." Li Yunzhao said repeatedly, "When we get back, let Moshu find some truffles for you."

Poor mochi, it had no idea that it was forced to take on such a difficult job.

"Are you full?" Li Yunzhao asked, "The portions here are relatively small. If you're not full, you can have another serving."

"Enough, enough." Lin Miaomiao said repeatedly. "These are so expensive, just try them. For the main course, we still have steak and fried foie gras. If that doesn't work, we can still have bread."

Li Yunzhao gave the waiter next to him a look. The waiter knew what was going on. Since all the dishes had been served, they retreated.

"Being my girlfriend has its advantages. You can enjoy all the delicious food in the future." Li Yunzhao gave Lin Miaomiao a bright future.

Lin Miaomiao pretended to be relaxed: "Alas, what a pity, the experience card will expire soon."

"So just get an authentic one."

"Didn't I agree to everything..." Lin Miaomiao pouted slightly and looked at Li Yunzhao.

Li Yunzhao was amused. He put his hand on Lin Miaomiao's cheek and said, "Then, from now on, the bitterest thing you will ever eat is the iced Americano you ordered."

"Really?" Lin Miaomiao's eyes lit up slightly, but soon dimmed again, "But I still have the college entrance examination, and I haven't studied seriously for a long time. It's very hard."

"If you really don't want to take the exam, then don't take it." Lin Miaomiao was surprised by what Li Yunzhao said.

"What do you mean I won't take the exam? I just fell behind in my studies for a little while. I can catch up."

"No, what I mean is that if you really don't want to take the exam, then there's no need to take it. You'll be with me in the future anyway, so academic qualifications aren't that important. If you simply don't want to take the college entrance exam and want to continue your studies, that's fine too. You can choose any Ivy League school. I'll ask them to invite you, and you can just tell me what degree you need. With $2 million, any school can give you the green light."

"Can you pay to get into university?" Lin Miaomiao asked in shock.

"Of course, it's just that the money he spent is not something that ordinary families can afford, so he won't go in. If you think that something cannot be done with money, it is very likely that you don't have enough money. In fact, many places in Ivy League schools are given to the children of school directors or their friends. Just throw money at it. No problem."

Li Yunzhao said it very lightly.

"Yeah, that's not necessary. It's just that I haven't seemed to do my homework seriously recently. Alas, my college entrance examination results may not be that good." Lin Miaomiao sighed.

"Oh, so they said you are addicted to live streaming?" Li Yunzhao asked.

“No, no!” Lin Miaomiao denied repeatedly, “I just… I just saw something about live streaming on your desk at that time, so I just did it on impulse. I didn’t mean for you to see me.”

Lin Miaomiao's defense was a little weak, but Li Yunzhao didn't care: "It's okay, if you don't want to study, just do live streaming. Live streaming is still a hot spot now. Even if a pig is caught in this hot spot, it can fly. My ability can put you, um. I dare not say the top ten, as long as you have a little talent, wouldn't it be easy to get into the top 50 in the country?" "Actually, I haven't done live streaming seriously. They all say that I have good grades. Am I really talented?" Lin Miaomiao looked at Li Yunzhao with wide eyes, her eyes were dim.

"Hey, let's go. You're done eating, right? Let's go back and I'll teach you how to do a live broadcast."

"Oh, no, no. I'm just asking casually." Lin Miaomiao waved her hand quickly.

But Li Yunzhao didn't listen to her. Just asking casually? Li Yunzhao also said casually at the beginning.

Moreover, based on Li Yunzhao's observations and judgments during this period.

Lin Miaomiao probably played her mother again.

Back in his room, Li Yunzhao sat at the table and turned on the computer.

"First of all, what is the most important thing about live streaming? You need to be able to accurately grasp your own advantages and make full use of them.

Miaomiao, how many fans do you have during your live broadcast? "

Lin Miaomiao raised her head and smiled: "It seems to be a little over 3. I'm very good."

"Oh, okay. Then I'll teach you how to do live streaming. Based on your level, set a goal to have 5 fans in a week. How about that?" Li Yunzhao casually said a goal.

Lin Miaomiao didn't believe it at all: "You can brag all you want, I don't believe you can do this well, but there is one thing, you are not allowed to secretly spend money. You said you have been using the tactic of throwing money there, then it must work, you give out red envelopes there every day, how can you not have fans."

Lin Miaomiao didn't believe that Li Yunzhao could do anything, but she still wanted to see how Li Yunzhao did it to easily surpass her record.

"No problem, I will never send red envelopes. First, register a new account. Miaomiao, look at me. I haven't contacted them proactively. Otherwise, as an investor, I can just increase the traffic and promote it vigorously."

“Then secondly, we need to identify what we are good at and then find a theme in that area.

For example, what am I good at? Actually, I am good at making money, so I can choose a more attractive title. The title must be catchy. It must be able to attract traffic. Otherwise, everyone is a newcomer, why would others come to see you, right? "

Li Yunzhao thought about it, raised his head and made a decision: "Challenge for a week and make 100 million."

"You see, the title should be attractive and make people want to click on it. My title is very good, right?"

"But you can't blow the cow up." Lin Miaomiao reminded him.

"Don't worry, please trust me, okay?" Li Yunzhao said as he turned on the computer screen projection mode. "Making money is not difficult. Let's take the stock market as an example. The first step is to choose the right stocks."

"Oh, you are very skilled."

"Of course." Li Yunzhao explained, "Didn't I just say that I have invested in their current live broadcast platform? Of course I have to study it carefully. I can't let my money go to waste."

“Let’s look at the U.S. stock market, forget about the A-share market.

There are two main types of financial transactions: one is long and the other is short. Long is easy to explain, that is, the stock will rise in the future, while short is bearish.

What we usually see is generally going long, which means buying a certain stock at a low price and selling it at a high price to make a profit. In contrast, the short-selling mechanism is to borrow stocks from a brokerage firm to sell when the stock price falls, and then buy them back to the brokerage firm after the stock price falls, making a profit by selling high and buying low. It's easy to understand, right?

Let me take a look at this stock. GME. It has risen from more than 4 yuan to 37 yuan in the past few days?" Li Yunzhao tapped the table lightly with his knuckles.

"If the stock price is rising so fast, if there is no major positive news, then the market value is seriously overestimated. First, let's see if there is any short-selling opportunity."

Although Lin Miaomiao usually feels dizzy when looking at numbers, she knows that they represent strings of money, so she no longer feels dizzy when looking at the money.

"Hmm? Hmm?" Li Yunzhao's tone changed again.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Lin Miaomiao asked curiously.

"I found something amazing. I wanted to see if there was any shorting opportunity for GME at $40, but I found that its shorting rate was as high as 130%, almost 140. Is it naked shorting?"

"Let me explain it to you. For example, you have 100 pens, and you can lend them to me. I will sell them. Then I will buy them back when the price is lower, and return the pens to you. But now the account shows that you lent me 140 pens. But you only have 100. Isn't there a short-selling opportunity for this stock? I feel that the shorts can take off on the spot and make a big wave. It's time to show real skills."

Lin Miaomiao looked at the all-English interface that Li Yunzhao entered. With her level of English, she could barely understand the words on it, except for some professional terms.

But it seems to be different from what the English teacher taught. The grammar and vocabulary are also different, so points will be deducted.

"Come, look at this paragraph." Li Yunzhao asked Lin Miaomiao to read the English. In fact, there was no need to slide the mouse, just translate a little and it would be there.

"If I buy most of the outstanding shares on the market and never sell them, will these short sellers never be able to close their positions? Then, no matter how much I bid, will the short sellers have to buy?"

"Yes. That's it." Li Yunzhao simply asked himself and answered.

[Is it not illegal for anchors to broadcast live on the Internet? 】

A bullet comment actually floated across the screen, which reminded Li Yunzhao that he was still live streaming.

"Oh, let me explain. This is a dedicated line I applied for in the name of the company. The external network is legal."

Having said that, Li Yunzhao turned off the barrage display.

"Then let me tell you how to make money. It's the simplest. Just open a position and buy now." Li Yunzhao said as he bought GME shares. "Then just keep it in your own hands. As long as we buy enough shares, when we close our short positions, he will pay us the same amount as we opened the position.

I tell you, you can earn 100 million on this one stock."

Lin Miaomiao couldn't believe what Li Yunzhao said. Lin Miaomiao knew nothing about mathematics.

However, Lin Miaomiao noticed a detail nearby, which was very popular, with over a thousand views.

"I don't think there will be any reaction on the first day. Today, at most, it will go up a bit, and a 100% increase will be enough. This is not enough. Far from enough."

Li Yunzhao turned off the microphone as he said, and there was nothing else to do. The real things to do were still to come. Today, we didn't even have appetizers, at most we just walked in the door.

"Oh, by the way. What about our relationship? Do you want to tell my mom?" Lin Miaomiao asked when she saw that Li Yunzhao had simply finished his work.

"You've changed so quickly." Li Yunzhao simply complained. (End of this chapter)