Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 32 You don’t want others to know about this, right?

What a document.

Looking at this document posted in a certain light novel section, Xiao Ye's mouth twitched.

"You said... is there a possibility? This is not the document you are thinking of, but a novel written by an ordinary writer for fun?"

"novel?"

Another brand new word appeared, and looking at his hesitant expression, Ye Zhibing noticed something was wrong and his heart trembled.

"The stories told by storytellers are all fictional and are just things written to satisfy people's spiritual needs."

fabricated?
Hearing this, Ye Zhibing was stunned and his head was buzzing.

She couldn't believe what Xiao Ye said, so she snatched the phone from the other person's hand and flipped through a few pages in disbelief.

"Well, look at this paragraph. The logic is obviously illogical. How could such a thing happen in reality?"

Unexpectedly, this fool could really believe that the novel was some kind of ancient document. Xiao Ye suppressed the laughter in his heart and pointed at a certain paragraph of the novel on the screen.

"You think, if this is really a secret document, how could it be posted on a website where everyone can see it?"

"Don't you have to pay to watch it?"

"A few cents is called money? Is there anyone who really can't afford these cents? If you don't pay to read the article, what's the point of the author writing this novel?"

Yes, another free prostitute.

What's wrong? Can’t I get paid if I’m not writing some secrets of literature?
All other authors write sourly! Are you embarrassed?

Xiao Ye curled his lips and saw that Ye Zhibing still looked like his pupils were shaking and couldn't believe it, so he searched for her on his mobile phone what a certain website was and what a novel was.

If you don’t believe in yourself, then Du Niang has to believe in you, right?

After reading Du Niang's explanation clearly, Ye Zhibing slumped on the sofa, his eyes empty.

She was just chasing other people's fictitious things and freezing outside all night?
In front of the Demon Emperor, like a fool, he believed the so-called novel and delivered a righteous and impassioned speech?

In the past, Ye Zhibing might have felt that there was nothing to be ashamed of when he spoke such impassioned words. After all, as soon as he finished speaking, countless righteous people would cheer loudly and echo.

But now in modern times, no one responds to her words. Through the Internet, she also knows what Chuunibyou is.

Thinking of what he had done, being seen by Xiao Ye, Ye Zhibing's face turned crimson unconsciously.

"You, hurry up and forget about this!"

"Why? What a fun thing?"

Hearing that this guy was so anxious that he even changed his self-identity back to his original position, Xiao Ye immediately became happy and proudly approached Ye Zhibing and murmured in a low voice:

"Ye Jianxian... If there is a chance to return to the original world, you don't want your sect disciples to know about today's incident, right?"

"Do you think they will believe a few words from you, the Demon Emperor?"

"Oh, look what you said, the worst I can do is spend more magic energy to generate memory projections, or make an oath of heaven."

"You should always say what you have to say directly. There is no need for you and me to go round and round."

Ye Zhibing accepted the defeat, as if all his strength had been drained, and waved his hand helplessly.

His reputation throughout his life was completely destroyed because of a novel.

If those decent disciples knew that he was a swordsman, like a fool, chasing the illusory things in the novel all night, and made some heartfelt remarks because of it, where would he put his face?

Just when Xiao Ye lowered his head and thought about how to use this opportunity to have some fun with the other party, there was a sudden knock on the door.

After retracting his thoughts, he stood up and opened the door and turned to look at Ye Zhibing on the sofa. He smiled meaningfully and mouthed to her from a distance:

"Let's discuss this matter later."

As we all know, the unknown outcome is always more frightening than the known outcome.

Seeing this mouth shape, Ye Zhibing felt as if there were ants crawling on his body.

Xiao Ye, on the other hand, didn't think so much. He whistled in a happy mood and came to the door. When he opened the door, what he saw was the wrinkled face of the canteen boss Zhang and the big bag placed at his feet. Pack small bags.

"Uncle Zhang? What are you..."

Although he had more or less guessed the other party's intention, Xiao Ye still pretended to be stupid in order to maintain his little reserve. "Oh, Xiaoye, look, you just saved my life, old man, a few days ago. I really don't know how to repay you, old man."

Lao Zhang looked a little embarrassed.

"The mother-in-law at home is very strict, and I can't give you anything, old man. I heard that the house you rented doesn't have a kitchen, so I took some things from the store that you might need."

"It's not necessary, Uncle Zhang. Look at this brave act of justice. Didn't the community even arrange a job for me because of this matter? There is really no need to send anything more."

"Just accept it, Xiaoye. One code is the same. The work is arranged by the community and has nothing to do with me. And I also heard from the police that he is a Class A wanted criminal. You can't do such a dangerous thing." I feel bad about taking the old man in, and I can’t sleep or eat well.”

As he spoke, Lao Zhang squatted down tremblingly and opened the large and small bags wrapped in plastic bags.

Induction cookers, rice cookers, pots and pans, and rice and noodle seasonings.
what?
No, Uncle Zhang, I can’t use these if you give them to me.

I cook one or two dishes when delivering food, because work demands are in line with performance, and I am really too lazy to cook at home.

"Okay, Uncle Zhang, I will keep these things for now. When I go to your store from now on, I will only scan your personal QR code."

In order to reassure the stooped old man in front of him, Xiao Ye no longer refused.

As for the private QR code I mentioned
Everyone in the community knows that Uncle Zhang is really suffering from tracheitis. The mother-in-law at home is even more stingy and has a strong sense of control. She not only prevents Uncle Zhang from playing one or two games of mahjong, she even It's called being strict when it comes to managing money.

On weekdays, when Uncle Zhang goes to play mahjong, he has to take out a few dusty banknotes from the shelves, and for these banknotes, he replaces the store's payment code with his own WeChat QR code from time to time. I saved it bit by bit.
Although the induction cooker and rice cooker he gave himself was just a brand-name one and not much expensive, he probably got it secretly behind his mother-in-law's back. If he was discovered after returning home, he would probably be scolded.

After seeing Xiao Ye agree to accept these things, Uncle Zhang also breathed a sigh of relief, and when he heard that Xiao Ye would scan his personal QR code when he came to his store in the future, he smiled even more happily.

Immediately, he saw Ye Zhibing who poked his head out of the house out of curiosity.

"Hey, look at me, old man... I won't waste your young couple's time. Let's go, let's go..."

"Hey, eh, Uncle Zhang?! Don't get me wrong, we..."

Looking at Lao Zhang disappearing around the corner, Xiao Ye had the same expression as if he was holding out his hand and keeping away.

Forget it...there's so much yellow mud falling out of my crotch, I don't care if what falls in next time is Lao Ba's secret hamburger...

Ye Zhibing watched Xiao Ye bring everything in from the door one by one, and asked curiously:

"these are?"

"It's a cooking thing, Uncle Zhang brought it as a thank you gift."

As Xiao Ye spoke, he looked around his room.

Although the basement he rented was as poor as a side chamber, in terms of size, it could barely be regarded as a main tomb chamber.

Find a well-ventilated place, protect the ceiling and walls with anti-greasy wallpaper, and put these things on, and it seems like you can barely cook at home.

But who should cook the meal?

His eyes slowly focused on Ye Zhibing, who was studying the rice cooker, and Xiao Ye suddenly had an idea.

"Hey, what happened just now."

"what?"

As soon as he heard this guy mention what happened just now, Ye Zhibing suddenly raised his head and looked over cautiously.

"After you go back, if you don't want those decent disciples to know about what you did?"

Xiao Ye held his chin, looked Ye Zhibing up and down, pretended to be very casual and asked tentatively:
"Do you want to consider using your own body to repay it?"

???

As soon as these words came out, Ye Zhibing was furious and looked at him angrily.

"Demon Emperor! You are so delusional—"

"Hey, what are you thinking about? I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet."

Xiao Ye shook his finger leisurely:

"I mean, would you like to consider taking on the cooking duties at home?"

(End of this chapter)