Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 9: Ergonomics
In order to save money, Xiao Ye always just buys his own things at the grocery store in the old residential area. Since Ye Zhibing still has to buy clothes and other things, he can only choose to go to the mall where everything is fully stocked. place.

Relying on the experience gained from delivering food, Xiao Ye wished that she could owe him a little more favor so that he could use the topic in the future, but his wallet was really a bit unbearable, and in the end he could only bite the bullet and take Ye Zhibing into a building. In my impression, the average price of goods is relatively cheap in this mall.

Having gradually become accustomed to the weirdness of modern times, Ye Zhibing was no longer as distracted as before when he entered the shopping mall. He didn't even look around, but just followed Xiao Ye closely in the crowd.

Since this woman had to stay at his house, it was a bit inhumane to keep her huddled on the sofa. Xiao Ye first grabbed a folding bed from the side, and then swept his eyes across a series of bedding.

I blanch? ! So expensive? ? ?
Xiao Ye's pupils were shocked when he looked at the three-digit prices and the exaggerated four-digit prices.

Glancing quietly at Ye Zhibing beside him to make sure she was not looking at the price tags, Xiao Ye quickly took down the cheapest four-piece bed set from the shelf.

The pillow core and quilt core are also made in the same way.

When this guy was in the original world, he chased her with that sword and slashed at her every day. Now that he could take her in, it was enough. Did he still have to arrange for her to have the best daily necessities?
Why? This person named Ye is not his wife.

After buying bedding, I walked around the mall and bought other things I might need.

Slippers, bath towel, comb
It doesn't matter if there is something missing. I can't remember it right now. It's probably something I don't use often. I can just buy it at the grocery store in the residential area.

After feeling the weight of the big and small bags in his hand, Xiao Ye cast his gaze on Ye Zhibing, who was looking around idly, and glanced up and down.

"What do you want me to do?"

Just as Ye Zhibing spoke, he suddenly heard a smile from someone passing by.

"I, hahaha."

"Is there really a chuunibyou taking to the streets?"

Although the passers-by tried to lower their voices, it was still clearly audible to the two people who were physically stronger than ordinary people.

"It's nothing, I just think you can't just wear what I gave you. Let's go and take you to buy some clothes that fit you."

Anyway, the passerby was laughing at Ye Zhibing, and it had nothing to do with him.

Xiao Ye said with a normal expression.

Since this woman has said that she will pay back the money she spent in the future, it doesn't matter if she buys more things now.

The more she owes herself, the more constrained she will be in the future, and in the end she will become a puppet at her own mercy.

As for not paying it back?

He is already a big boss at this level, so it doesn't matter to him who practices magic skills. But if someone like Ye Zhibing, who practices upright skills, goes back on his words like this, it will only damage the Taoist heart and breed inner demons.

"Oh, then, that man will lead the way. I, I, will follow."

Although he wanted to pretend that nothing happened, the abnormal reactions of passers-by still made Ye Zhibing look embarrassed.

She really didn't expect that her original self-proclaimed name would be regarded as a hysteric patient in this world, as Xiao Ye said.

As a delivery boy, Xiao Ye knew that the above-ground floors of shopping malls were full of ridiculously expensive brand stores, while the really cheap discounted clearance products were all in the department store area on the ground floor, so he and Ye Zhibing took the escalator to the store. Go down.

"This modern era actually has such technology."

Ye Zhibing couldn't help but sigh as his little hands gently rubbed the armrest.

But this time, in order to avoid attracting the attention of others, she lowered her voice and moved closer to Xiao Ye.

The smell of two-in-one shampoo and shower gel penetrated Xiao Ye's nose.

He calmly stepped onto the next step, feeling a little confused:

Does your shower gel actually smell so good?
Silently all the way, the two of them soon arrived at the women's clothing area. There were so many types of clothing that Xiao Ye had a headache.

What should I buy first?
Why don't you buy underwear for this woman first?
With a glance like a dragonfly, he quickly adjusted the shopping order in his mind, and then stopped in front of an underwear stall.

Looking at the snow-white pink hanging on the shelf, Xiao Ye had a serious look on his face and solemnly told Ye Zhibing:

"Did you see that aunt sitting on the pony? When you go in, tell her your measurements, and then ask her to help you choose a few sets of underwear. That is, underwear. It's very simple. The rest is just No need to say more, just call me when you pay.”

"What are the measurements?" "Measurements. Well, you don't need to know that much. You just need to know that yours are 89, 61, and 90."

Xiao Ye touched his nose awkwardly.

In the original world, the two of them fought fiercely day and night, and he naturally knew the opponent's data very well.

"Oh, since you know so well, why don't you go in with me?"

Ye Zhibing issued a soul torture.

"Do you think this kind of place is suitable for a grown man like me to enter?! It's okay for me to go in and pay, but staying in the store with you is unethical!"

After thinking for a moment, it seemed that this was indeed the case. Ye Zhibing said no more. He just went through the unfamiliar words that Xiao Ye said just now in his mind before walking into the underwear store.

The aunt in the store raised her head when she heard the commotion and saw that the customer was such a pretty little girl. She was immediately surprised and greeted her with a smile on her face, and began to ask her what style of underwear she needed.
Xiao Ye stood outside the store, putting the large and small bags in his hands on the ground, and looked into the store from time to time to see if this woman would make any fool of herself.

Hey, don't say it, really don't say it.

When the aunt recommended the black lace to her, look at her little blushing face.
She must be scolding her for being shameless and immoral right now, right?

Xiao Ye's smile became more and more unrestrained, and he even took out his mobile phone, trying to record Ye Zhibing's embarrassing expression. However, the distance was a bit far, and his cheap mobile phone was unable to do what he wanted, so he could only give up.

"Grandma, what is this brother doing with his mobile phone while laughing?"

"Don't look, don't look. That's not brother, that's LSP. Our little baby can't become such a person when he grows up."

An old man and a young man passed by. Xiao Ye looked back and met the old man's disgusted eyes.

Seeing the gangster looking over, the old man immediately covered his grandson's eyes and quickened his pace.

Well.
Xiao Ye coughed a few times and realized that his behavior and expression just now seemed a bit inappropriate, so he obediently walked to a bench and sat down, no longer observing Ye Zhibing's actions in the store.

Leaning back a little, he didn't expect that there was a shelf behind him. After feeling the shaking of the shelf, Xiao Ye, who was startled, immediately turned around and supported the shaky shelf behind him.

At the same time, one or two items on top also fell off due to shaking.

Picking up the fallen merchandise, Xiao Ye was stunned.

Immediately, he waved the black and white stockings in his hand towards the shop owner who came out to check.

"Boss, how do you sell these two things? Do you have fishing nets and the kind with cat claws? They are also packed together."

I don’t know how long it took, but I guess it was almost done. Xiao Ye raised his head and happened to see Ye Zhibing in the store with a red face and waving at him.

After paying and leaving the store, Ye Zhibing slowly uttered a few words from his mouth.

"Shameless! Indecent!"

"Really? These clothes are just ordinary underwear in this world. Have you tried them on just now? How do you feel?"

Thinking that she was not familiar with the world, Xiao Ye felt that he needed to check whether this woman had bought any aunt style.

So as he spoke, he used the corner of his eye to sneakily glance at the open opening of the shopping bag in the other person's hand.

Well, blue and white stripes, quite pure! There's a blue bow on that lampshade. Well, the other lampshade is also blackened. Although it sounds offensive, the aesthetics are still on point.

Moreover, this woman is not a cup, but a cup!
Xiao Ye was very pleased.

Ye Zhibing was still immersed in the conceptual impact that the underwear store had just brought to her, and did not realize that the man next to her was studying his knowledge in clothing design and talking about his feelings.

"Although the shape is a bit unsightly, it is really comfortable and light to wear."

She had to admit that something with this shape was indeed strong, safe and convenient to wear.

But fortunately, these shameful things are just underwear. After all, they are worn inside. This guy can't see it anyway.
"That's right. I remember there is a saying in this world about what it is called? Oh yes, ergonomics."

(End of this chapter)