Entertainment: From the Octagon to the big screen

Chapter 348 - Dormitory
Chen Yu sat at the door of the dormitory and cleaned the grass clippings and dust off his cowboy hat. He also wiped his work boots before getting up and entering the room to enjoy dinner.

Mango soda and lemon soda made Chen Yu, who was stroking the cup, hesitate, while White, who looked tired, suggested that he had better stand aside and think about the decision.

Ian Baughan, who was playing with the revolver, asked Planty how it tasted after mixing. Planty curled her lips and gave the answer directly with action: pour out the poison in the cup.

After Chen Yu turned around three times, he still couldn't think of anything to drink. The strong German-born Gabe Kasdorf suggested that Chen Yu take a bath first to rest the gray cells in his brain.

Chen Yu lowered his head and looked at the Crayon Shin-chan mug that Di Lieba gave him in his hand, then wiped himself and ran to the bed to pick up the bath product bag and then walked to the shower area of ​​the dormitory.

"Oh!" Chen Yu's soft cry made all the unscrupulous cowboys in the room burst into laughter. Under the shower near the door, Tanaya Beatty rolled her eyes while leaning on the wall with one arm.

Chen Yu raised his right hand and made a salute to express his apology. He was more accustomed to using the shower in the middle. He arranged the limited edition figure of Zilong and Chen Yu began to hum a tune.

Yumi Matsuzawa's "Globe" turned into noise when it reached Beatty's ears through Chen Yu's cover.

Originally, Biddy wanted to continue the hand job, but Chen Yu's singing voice was so damn annoying and disgusting!

"Can you please play the original song and stop tarnishing rape music?" Beatty slapped the partition and loudly reminded Chen Yu, who was currently immersed in the purple dragon wearing the holy robe and traveling through the underworld.

Chen Yu, who regarded running water as a waterfall and practiced Lushan Shenglongba, tilted his head when he heard this and asked Beatty if he didn't sing passionately? Or lack strength and enthusiasm?

"Your bad singing made me suddenly feel the urge to kill someone!" At this moment, Biddy's clenched fists had bulging blood vessels and protruding veins.

Chen Yu coughed lightly and then said that he would never sing again, but after promising, he complained in a low voice that Beatty, like Dilraba and Emma Roberts, did not understand appreciation.

Music theory can only judge the quality of singing skills but cannot measure the quality of art. Moreover, art is far greater than skill. High skill does not mean artistic quality.

Chen Yu's singing expresses the essence of art. It's a pity that the world is so big but there is no Ziqi. This makes Chen Yu, who is as talented as Boya, not lament.

Unknowingly, Chen Yu hummed "Tears Behind Bars" again, but with a loud thud, Chen Yu immediately shut up before a pair of pure cotton boxer briefs fell to his own partition.

Ten seconds later, Biddy walked up to Chen Yu, picked up his boxers and glanced at him viciously.

Chen Yu stabilized his Siping horse stance and then punched Biddy with a single punch. The latter rolled his eyes and wondered if he had ever been beaten while taking a shower with his fiancée.

To be honest, Dilireba regards taking a bath with Chen Yu as a practice for coaxing her son or daughter to take a bath in the future. How can a mother vent her anger with her baby?
And under normal circumstances, as long as Chen Yu has a toy in his hand, he won't sing. If she doesn't bring those odds and ends with her on a business trip, Dilireba will take the initiative to use them as toys.

All in all, Di Lieba is determined not to let the magic sound fill her ears, so when taking a bath with Chen Yu, she usually prepares three magic weapons in advance: toys, tablets and comic books.

If the pool was big enough to allow him to swim, it would be easy. Just let Chen Yu play by himself.

"Let's go to [Avelish Bar] together tonight?" Biddy walked up to Chen Yu and asked while wiping his hair. There was a Dallas Cowboys game at around eight o'clock.

Except for Ryan Dorsey, Brian Angle and Dylan Corning who are in charge of star duty, everyone will go to [Avelish Bar] to grab a good seat.

It is said that this was the bar that Chen Yu and others smashed last time. In fact, [Avelish Bar] is repaired several times a month. It is normal for cowboys to fight.

Chen Qiwei, the Anderson County Sheriff, dealt with this by sharing the cost of reinstalling the bar equally among the participants, and then everyone went back to their homes or went to the hospital for bandages.

Unless it was Anderson County, Texas police officers who would bring them in for questioning.

"Then I have to eat a nutritious meal before I can go, miss." Chen Yu shook the shower gel bottle and then pointed it at the lamp and raised it. There was not much liquid left in it.

Out of a responsible attitude towards food safety and drink hygiene, [Avelish Bar] strictly prohibits all takeaways from entering the store, and items in the store are not allowed to be packed.

Biddy handed his shower gel to Chen Yu. The dormitory will not be open tonight, and the three star-worthy people chose to eat snacks with ice-cold Coke while watching the game.

Beatty and others will eat authentic and delicious southern Italian pizza at [Avelish Bar].

"Please, you don't have to watch me take a shower, right?" Chen Yu began to apply the bath liquid slowly and leisurely. The speed of this movement was probably even faster than that of the disabled Sho Kimura.

If Chen Yu was allowed to take a bath by himself, he would linger from five o'clock to seven o'clock, so Biddy simply snatched the bath spray from Chen Yu's hand and asked him to flush the water quickly.

Biddy was in no mood and had no obligation to rub Chen Yu from head to toe like Dilraba did.

Chen Yu, who was hunched over like a felon, was escorted out of the shower area by Biddy. Hugh Dillon whistled and asked Chen Yu what he thought of bathing with Biddy.

Chen Yu took out a nutritious meal from the refrigerator and slightly curved his lips and whispered, "Torture." Then all the cowboys in the dormitory stood up and applauded Chen Yu.

Since Beatty joined Chen's estate, the cowboys have completely lost the right to sing in the shower. Todd stood on the stool and accused Beatty of not even letting him play the instrument. From now on, every bath is an exquisite concert for Chen Yu and others. Planty and Todd will play traditional Indian instruments to accompany everyone with harmony.

Chen Yu’s traditional Texas ditties and songs that discriminated against black Africans, ridiculed the former Soviet Union, dismissed Russia and insulted Mexico were all learned here.

To this day Free Smith insists on using the North Vietnamese flag as a shoe polish, and the step mat next to his bed remains a black-and-white photo of the Castro brothers.

Chen Yu took a glass of mango soda and took two sips, then jumped on the long table and said loudly: We want to restore the ancient tradition of the dormitory and hold the shower area concert again!

Ian Bowhan raised his cup and stood up to echo Chen Yu, shouting that democracy and freedom should not be oppressed, and the bright stars would guide the brave sailors to cut through the waves.

Ryan Bingham also jumped on the long table and shouted that everyone has the right to pursue art and practice art and it cannot be taken away. Art cannot be maliciously imprisoned.

"Bang!" As soon as Gabe Kasdorf, a strong German-born man, stepped onto the long table and before he could express his enthusiasm, the long table fell apart and the four of them jumped back to the ground in embarrassment.

Cole Hauser, the supervisor of the work shed and the boss of the cowboys in Chen's Manor, put down the freshly squeezed pear juice, and then looked at Chen Yu and others one by one with a serious and sharp look.

"Democracy, freedom, art and concerts in shower areas can be respected, but only if the long tables are repaired," Hauser said, pointing to the tool kit.

"Otherwise, you guys will squat in the shower area tonight and howl until tomorrow morning. Do you understand, rock boy!" Hauser took a sip of pear juice.

"Yes, boss!" Chen Yu and the other four shouted with straight postures, and then immediately carried the crippled long table out of the dormitory.

This kind of small work is easy for Chen Yu and others. It only takes more than ten minutes to completely cure the disability of the long table through talking, laughing and knocking.

Chen Yu recorded the whole process and uploaded it to his Facebook account, and then named it "Recovery Is So Simple", the purpose of which is self-evident.

Within a few minutes, Chen Yu's boxing fans and facial fans made this message famous on the Internet. Even the country learned that Chen Yu was also a bitch, causing the Weibo operation team to have a headache.

Current Weibo Vice President Cao Zenghui and CEO Wang Gaofei even wanted to beg Dilraba to call Chen Yu and ask her to take back the content she just posted.

Counting from the time Chen Yu beat Kimura Sho into a disability until the incident of "getting a salary of US$5 million in two weeks".

Weibo has been notified, criticized, interviewed and fined by relevant departments many times because of Chen Yu. If this continues, Wang Gaofei is really worried about receiving a rectification order.

But if the topic of Chen Yu is restricted in secret, it is purely a matter of not picking up the money and giving away the popularity and traffic to other competitors.

While Weibo's management was struggling, Chen Yu's murderous and heart-wrenching approach had aroused anger and dissatisfaction in the traditional Chinese martial arts community.

Shi Yongxin, Feng Yihui (a representative of the Zhang Chuan Gong School of Hong Quan), and Huang Nianyi (a representative of Wing Chun) all issued articles sternly criticizing Chen Yu for being extremely ungrateful.

On the contrary, Taoist priest Zhong Qingwei and his disciples Taoist priests Chen Shixing and Chen Shiyu expressed their grievances for Chen Yu, saying that when entering the ring, one must have the courage to bear all rights and wrongs.

At the same time, Master Chen Shixing also made it clear that martial arts has no borders but martial artists have nationalities. Even if Chen Yu does things inappropriately, he will ultimately gain prestige for China and the nation.

What are the intentions of those colleagues who insulted and criticized Chen Yu?
Could it be that after eating two good meals, we would forget about the hatred between the country and the family?

To be honest, it is not unusual for Taoist sect boss Shi Yongxin and others to be weird, but what puzzles many onlookers is when Taoist sect got together with Chen Yu.

This time Dao Men supported Chen Yu, which was actually a signal for him to sit down and have a chat.

Ever since Chen Yu completely broke up with the Chinese martial arts community, Chen Yu, who is petty and vindictive but has terrible strength, has ridiculed the Chinese martial arts community on the Internet.

As a result, the operating conditions of overseas art museums have become increasingly bleak. Among them, two-thirds of the Wudang Taoist Martial Arts Academy (hall) has encountered sluggish capital turnover and difficulties.

Since ancient times, knights have used martial arts to break the ban. Although the higher authorities have tacitly allowed various sects and factions to hold high the banner of exporting Chinese culture and go overseas to make small money.

But they were also happy to see Chen Yuzheng make them half-dead.

Therefore, Master Zhong Qingwei, who is profound in Taoism and has a cheerful personality, wants to cooperate with Chen Yu on behalf of Taoism, and the scope is limited to film and television works and business performances.

Currently, Emmanuel sent representatives to contact Taoist Priest Zhong Qingwei on this matter.

As for what progress can be discussed, Chen Yu doesn't care at all.

Now he's going to the [Avelish Bar] with the Cowboys to watch the game.

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