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Chapter 1175 The World in Typhon's Eyes
Chapter 1175 The World in Typhon's Eyes
Officially, Typhon is dead.
But in fact, Typhon did not die. After the Typhon Crusade, he has been pulling the world underground and trying to turn it upside down. After Adam fell and the Age of Gods ended, he did not die, but worked as a ferryman.
Although the ferryman never pays wages.
Typhon was happy to do this. He felt he was being well rewarded just by rowing his boat and listening to the strangers' stories every day.
He used the stranger's language as a puzzle, clumsily piecing together the world above ground and the world below ground.
"Ah~ It's Blaze and Greenland." Typhon lifted his hood, and a smile as gentle as a spring breeze bathed his young face.
"There's a relationship~~"
Blaze and Greenland's expressions froze, as if a bolt from the blue had struck them.
Typhon was stunned, thought for a moment, and corrected himself.
"Women's relationships are chaotic~"
This time, the two of them were not struck by a bolt from the blue, but by a torrential rain.
"Well, right?" Typhon pinched his chin and thought hard. "I heard that if you see the Black Beast Knight walking with a woman, it is polite to use "having an affair" or "promiscuous relationship with a woman."
"what!"
Blaze took a step back, his face full of disbelief, while Greenland supported himself on the ground with his hands in stomach pain.
This is what she spread!
She did it because she thought it was fun, especially seeing that everyone's comments were well-intentioned, so she forgot about it. Who knew it would be a boomerang, and when it came back it hit her hard in the waist.
This matter will be called "having an affair" together with Blaze. If the Ripper knows about this, Blaze will be...
Greenland suddenly realized that the Ripper would not do anything and would probably keep a close eye on her and tell her not to contaminate Blaze.
"Damn it! I just turned the tables and defeated him in one second, and even achieved the achievement of [Western Paradise], but I actually taught him a lesson." Greenland seemed to have imagined the Ripper holding his waist and giving a serious lecture, and began to grit his teeth.
Watching Greenland's butt twisting back and forth, Blaze knew that Greenland's super nerves were creating real illusions for her out of her control.
It would take her more than ten minutes to recover.
Blaze simply started chatting with Typhon.
"Why not go up?"
"Not suitable." Typhon shook his head, his smile showing the precipitation of years and innocence, "I am the King of Evil, this is destined, even if the Age of Gods ends, this fate will not end."
Blaze sighed helplessly. He wanted to tell the boy not to talk about fate so often at such a young age, but when he thought about it carefully, the boy in front of him was very old.
"You really think so?"
"That's what I want to think. That's what my mother gave me, what she expected of me, and what connects me to her."
"You really are... somewhat hopeless." Blaze saw the calmness in Typhon's smile. This young boy was not a slave to fate, but he chose to accept that fate.
"Okay, this is unbearable." Blaze clapped his hands, and the noise woke up Greenland.
"Don't forget why we came to find Typhon?"
"Ah! I almost forgot!" Greenland suddenly woke up from the nightmare, then took out the familiar big net bag from the warehouse and put it on Typhon, then with a whoosh, he pulled Typhon off the boat.
"A cute little boy, a great harvest!"
Greenland froze suddenly at Blaze's astonished gaze, which contained the words "You are too skilled", "I didn't expect you to be such a person", "Are you hanging out with the people from the Black Witch Cult?". Typhon was still looking at her innocently in the big net bag.
"This, this! Don't look at me!" Greenland was speechless, sweating profusely, his fur wet, "This is also for life!"
Greenland let go of the big net bag, took a few steps back, knelt on the ground, put his hands on the ground, his eyes full of tears and his acting spirit rising. He vowed to fool these two pure NPCs.
She cried and said that she went to help catch the Arcadian people not because she thought it was fun or because they had similar interests, but because the expenses of the whole family in [Somador] fell on her, and she accepted the job with the [Black Witch Cult]!
Greenland was not worried at all about Blaze or Typhon going to verify this matter, because Typhon would be caught directly by the big net bag, and Blaze would be caught by their specially made big net bag.
Blaze and Typhon were stunned by what they heard. They were basically in two states: belief or disbelief.
"I don't believe it." Typhon shook his head.
"You'd better stop acting. I saw you wiping your eyes with saliva. I won't discriminate against you."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier? That's right, not only did I not stop it, I even joined in!" Greenland stood up immediately and patted his chest.
But after patting twice, Greenland seemed to have discovered something new and patted his chest twice, and then patted his chest twice again.
"Oh!! They are actually the same. I thought the blows to the front and back of the flat-chested girls were the same. It's just a joke!"
Blaze felt that this was somewhat impolite, because he had quite casually placed his hands on Herbie's chest many times, precisely because Herbie didn't feel anything on his back when he was wearing thick clothes.
Although Herbie always looked nonchalant, Blaze knew that in fact, Herbie cared a lot, but he was desperate because there was no hope at all.
But if Blaze really patted her chest and then patted her back, and seriously said that the sounds on both sides were the same, Herbie would definitely cry out like a puppy whose tail was stepped on.
"Ahem." Typhon coughed lightly, reminding the two people with strange thinking patterns that there was a normal King of Evil who could not keep up with their thinking.
"So, what do you two want to talk to me about? As you can see, I'm pretty busy."
"Actually, it's like this. I..." Greenland rubbed his hands, with a smile on his face that looked like a greasy uncle, "I have something to ask your mother, and I think it will be easier to conquer your mother if I start with you."
"You want to be my dad?" Typhon's face was full of innocence, but his words were quite explosive. "But you are a woman... Sorry, I forgot that foreigners are free to choose their gender. You can change into a man's body at will. Ah~ foreigners are really amazing."
"You, where did you learn all this from!"
"Strangers." Typhon wiped his fingers with a silly smile, "I used their words to piece together the beautiful world outside!"
That Typhon really lives in a pretty weird world.
(End of this chapter)
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